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meku95 · 1 year

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[TEAM MR GHOSTY]

hey you its weird I post some of my indulgent personal art

BUT as you see THERE'S NO MANY CONTENT OF THEM SO SOMEONE Had TO DO IT

MR L with a tiny grumpy cat I mean king boo

#mr l #luigi #king boo #booigi #king boo x luigi #king boo x mr l #luigi mansion #boo #meku95 #I NEED MORE CONTENT OF THEM #meku95 art

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crookednachogalaxy · 1 year

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i come bearing more Thoughts like a Doomed Prophet

1. luigi gets kidnapped and brainwashed by king boo. he's now this arrogant and snobby lil bastard (still loving towards bowser tho), and everyone is confused by the personality shift. as they try to adjust, bowser starts feeling lonely bc while the dominance luigi is displaying is attractive and new, he's no longer the man he fell in love with. the kids feel much the same way, as luigi is so detached from them now. in the shadows, luigi is working to gather information and mobilize the army to take over the mushroom kingdom on command of king boo.

2. luigi's always been a little off in the head. no sense of self-preservation, rather he was self-destructive. the mario bros get isekai'd into the mushroom kingdom, save peach from the kidnappings, and luigi eventually starts a relationship with bowser. one day, luigi starts going off-the-wall bonkers, causing chaos and hurt everywhere he goes. bowser, mario, and peach work together to contain him and figure out why this is happening and how to stop it (maybe something from his past is the cause or trigger?)

3. mr. L idea: bowser's been too quiet for peach's liking, so she sends luigi to the koopa kingdom to spy on him and reveal his plans to her. to do so, he dons his mr. L clothes and pretends to be evil, getting himself recruited into bowser's army. he's meant to spend a month there, reporting back to peach once a week, but as his relationship with the koopa king deepens, he reports less and less until he doesn't appear in the last week. bowser knows it's luigi (thanks to kamek telling him 2 weeks in), but luigi finds himself taken seriously, appreciated, and so genuinely liked in the koopa kingdom, he ends up turning his back on peach and joining bowser for real.

i have an alternative idea for the brainwash plot too but im liking that alternative so much i'll define it more first and then give it its own post

as always, feel free to use these ideas for any type of media, just let me know if you do bc i wanna support it!

#bowuigi #i totally wasnt listening to don't mess with me by temposhark #actually that's a lie #i was listening to it #luigi #bowser #bowser x luigi #luigi x bowser #fic idea #evil luigi #mr. l spm #king boo #story ideas

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shapeshiftinterest · 1 year

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mario fanfiction prompts: bowser x luigi (PART 3)

headcanons i made in the discord

there is 1 long lasting peace treaty between kingdoms and it’s an agreement that nobody is allowed to use the nickname KB (because of kings boo, bowser, and bob-omb)

bowser kidnaps everyone he has an interest in

koopas are good at knitting/ crochet and use their claws instead of hooks or needles; it’s one of bowser’s anger management hobbies and he taught junior how to do it

thought of this cuz i can crochet and learned some ppl can do it with just their hands

bowuigi try to makeout but luigi burns his tongue or something cuz bowser runs abnormally hot

thought of this when i burnt my mouth eating a croquette

sometimes luigi wakes up earlier than bowser and watches him sleep

since luigi can fall asleep fast, maybe he’s a heavy sleeper and doesn’t mind if bowser snores

luigi sleep walks and talks, but like THIS

bowser as luigi’s weighted blanket

bowser asks kamek to help luigi with his anxiety with a spell or a potion or something; kamek says that’s impossible and suggests medicine and a therapist, maybe multiple therapists

junior and the koopalings probably call luigi by his name or nicknames before bowser does, before and when the two start dating

bowser gets jealous and wants to do it too but feels awkward cuz it’d be weird to just start doing it out of nowhere

rookie (amnesia bowser) but instead of just being kind of gullible he’s actually a bit of a yandere; maybe he’s sweet but also smart and scheming

sneaky rookie where he switches between useful and resourceful to stupid and pathetic to keep mr. L interested and his guard down

someone in the discord mentioned that italians climb poles (LINK they gave) and i saw a vid of morton koopa saying “high place broke... low place scary“, headcanon that luigi and morton climb bowser when he’s really big

koopas shed/molt, bowser usually helps his kids with it

luigi helps after getting captured or after him and bowser start dating, maybe luigi has eczema and that’s why he knows so much about lessening the itching feeling

bowser and his kids like to loaf or sploot when they’re really comfortable or sleepy tired, sometimes luigi will lie down next to/ on their side and relax with them

luigi worked at the casino enough to learn both card and magic tricks and he shows off to anyone interested, including bowser’s army

luigi is incredibly comfortable and casual about wearing skirts and dresses, he could show up to tennis practice in a skirt and no one would bat an eye, it’s one of the things he’s most confident about

what if bowser had a pouch like a kangaroo and junior tagged along on some of his adventures with a switch and a juicebox just chillin in there and occassionally popping his head out to watch the fight

luigi talking about polterpup “what ails you my little unemployed freeloader”

bowser measuring his kid’s height in sauces

PART 1, PART 2, PART 3

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luisleyyaoi · 8 months

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I put a bunch I know exist but I’m sure there’s some rare pair with a character who was only in one page of a Japan exclusive manga or something hence the put your own ship option

#I think y’all can tell what my favorite is lol #super mario #luigi #super mario luigi #luigi x peasley #luigi x king boo #luigi x daisy #luigi x bowser #luigi x peach #luigi x waluigi #luigi x dimentio

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soldjermon · 8 months

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Diagram#2 complete… Took too long. Part of Luigi's Mansion: Darkness Arises story- chapter 33 and beyond.

Alternate versions, full-size and parts of these pics are in the links below. Link to Google Drive Folder is here!

Full details without downloading onto computer-more detailed version Full details without downloading onto computer-less detailed version 3D model Poses help from NDY's 3D models This round for diagram took just as long compared to the last one… x-x thanks to work, exhaustion, distractions, and lack of motivations that are hit or miss some days- mostly miss though.

These pics of Luigi/Mr. L, Dark Illusion and Dark Super Dimentio are from the Luigi's Mansion: Darkness Arises story, chapter 33 and later; but the chapters after 33 were never released… So, these images are from the unreleased chapters that wasn't posted onto Ao3 currently, but are on google docs(that's not technically public). Dark Super Dimentio was going to be part of the final battle with Maya and King Boo, but that part of the story was never written currently- because the story had halted long before it even got there.

However, if I do get any incentives to post the later chapters(just letting me know if anyone wants to read the chapters), I'll start posting those chapters onto Ao3. Though eventually, I'll release them onto the site. Not sure when, however. Even then, the whole story was never completed unfortunately- even after the unreleased chapters ever do go up.

Anyway, here's some juicy information to why these pics were created. The Dark Illusion was created from the demon king Maya from the fabric on Luigi's overalls- since that part had the plumber's DNA on it and was able to pick up the memories and emotions of both the plumber/mechanic. The Dark Illusion targets Luigi/Mr. L to try to gain control of them when both halves were at their most weak and vulnerable; successfully taking control of them to create Dark Luigi- a force to reckon with and disrupt the progress of freeing everyone on the S.S. Friendship from the paintings and from their controlled ghostly form- as well as the life-death balance.. Luckily, the void missile attack from the modified poltergust G-00 - thanks to Hatty having the poltergust at the time - forced the Dark Illusion out of Luigi's body and freed him from the dark control. Void missiles can instantly slain a person into non-existance once launched and targeted to an evil being, but Luigi was fortunate- barely surviving that kind of attack twice and fully recovered with the help of the two docs on the S.S. Friendship and the silver hearts.

However, his soul was gravely damaged from the second void missile attack, and had-to recover somehow; in which his soul absorbed so much of King Boo's raw and tainted ectoplasm, it changed the green clad into a semi-specter once his own tainted soul reunites with his recovered physical body. This also caused both halves to fuse together for some time, though the ectoplasm won't last forever and will separate after some time has passed. It does, help with some ways- like being confident and cautious at the same time when needed for example.

During the final battle, a new and more demonic Dark Illusion shows up again, this time gaining so much power from the demon king Maya- transforms into the much more menacing Dark Super Dimentio; after knowing about Mr. L's fear of not wanting to become that kind of monster again from the paper-themed adventure(Super Paper Mario).

Enjoy the pics~ :3

Soldjermon

#Nintendo #Super Mario Brothers #Luigi's Mansion #Super Paper Mario #Luigi #Luigi nintendo #Mr. L #Dark Illusion #Super Dimentio #Dark Super Dimentio #Dark Luigi #Fusion Luigi #Boocille #Demonic Possession #Soul separating #Soul corruption #Soul fusion #The sinister and evil power of Dark Illusion #Soldjer's art

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rejectedanimexp · 2 years

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Antics AU

So im currently editing episode 1 of my Luigi Antics Au. As I mentioned in an earlier post it will have all his villains including Mr. L in it. I kind of wanted to go for a comedy relief like thing but also just Luigi being caught in a tug a war match between his villians XD

Luigi X kidnapping

random scene where luigi wakes up tired and just goes “dang it” cause its been like the tenth time this week he’s been kidnapped just leave him alone already XD

Cuts to scene where Mario is like “where is luigi, havent seen him all day” and toad goes “Not again, this is the tenth time this week”

its like more often than Peaches kidnappings and they’re not even worried just sick of it at this point

King boo finding out that if he marries or adopts a star child he will become all powerful

equates to him kidnapping Luigi and trying to force a magical adoption spell on him so he becomes the prince XD (plus if Luigi is his kid he has to listen to him so no more Luigi ruining his plans)

Dimentio being a creepy jerk 24/7

L just being L

Antamsa boarding the “adopt Luigi” bandwagon after realizing that King Boo’s all powerful spell will work for him as well

Luigi’s powers under his forced adoption would make him unstoppable

Luigi is not even scared by episode 12

he’s just tired of this nonsense.

“Rosalina is Luigi’s Daughter” theory is cannon here (Sorry, need an angry space daughter to throw at the villains XD)

Rosalina saving Luigi if Mario doesn't get to him first cause he’s taking too long and her father needs to be saved

Deaged Luigi being cooed at by villains cause “how dare he be so cute its not fair he’s the enemy and just look at him! His baby cheeks and ahhhh. ”

baby luigi’s yells to go away are just the cutest to them. like, look at this child Luigi thinking he can fight them. he’s like 3 feet tall, adorable.

Give this man (Luigi) a vacation, he really needs it

Antics. so much Antics

War between Dimentio and L XD

#luigi #mario au #mario #mr. l #king boo #antasma #dimentio #rosalina #Antics Au

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mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune · 1 year

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King Boo x Princess Daisy-Ship (2023)

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[Don’t Reblog Without Permission]

Credit for Super Mario Bros & Luigi’s Mansion goes to Nintendo

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I almost forgot about this, even though I had just drawn it on April 27, 2023.

after remembering about it, I decided to post it on April 29, 2023...

hey, if there can be Bowser x Luigi, there is gonna be this King Boo x Daisy.

it be funny if Daisy talks King Boo into saying that he is “K to the I, N and G, and No Boo can bring the fright like me...”

“I’m King-Boolicious...” if Twilight Sparkle, her friends and other ponies from MLP can make that work, then maybe King Boo can as well.

it be kinda funny and cute if King Boo did that. XD

I wonder if anyone else will end up shipping these two...?

they seem like they could be “Creepy-Sweeties”

or like “Phantom Belladonna”, which is like two team ship names for them, but maybe they could have a better team ship name...

anyway guess if Luigi and Daisy did break up, King Boo will pull a Bowser and kidnap Daisy on the rebound...

maybe their relationship, could be like Marianne and Bog King, with Daisy being Marianne, and King Boo being the Bog King...

the song “Strange Magic” would fit their romantic moment...

and Mr. L tries to use a love potion on Daisy, but it doesn’t work, because she has fallen in love with King Boo, which Lady Bow teasingly implies while being right next to King Boo, is just as surprise as everyone else.

and when Luigi is back to normal, he has been hit by the love potion but it doesn’t work on him, because he already is in love, but his Mr. L half isn’t...

so Mr. L better hope that Luigi stays as Luigi...

even if they are one in the same, but they could be viewed as two different people sharing the same body and with two different personalities, maybe like having two souls.

anyway hope some like this ship drawing of King Boo x Daisy.

#super mario fanart #king boo #princess daisy #i don't care i ship it #opposites attract #april 2023 #do not reblog without permission #don't reblog

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super-maria--blog · 4 years

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🎵 KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE 🎵 .... more or less...

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error-dark · 4 years

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Just random doodles of King Boo.

And here's some Luigi x King Boo doodles, along with Mr. L.

Okay cya.

#fanfic #luigi #king boo #fan art #artists on tumblr #art stuff #fanart #luigis mansion #romance #luigi x king boo #booigi x king boo #mr l #doodles

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super-mario-girl · 7 years

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Tag yourselves the level you’re on.

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yandereprincepeasley · 3 years

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King Boo, Bowser, Daisy, Waluigi, Daisy, Dimentio, O'Chunks, Rosalina, Peach, Morty, Mr. L, and more are shipped with him (I've even seen some count bleck x Luigi fanart)! How do you know who likes him and which ones to kill, since Luigi would probably be traumatized

Peasley- I should keep an eye on Bowser..

#luisley #yandere #mario and luigi #prince peasley #ask me questions

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meghan-huntergirl-winchester · 5 years

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I’m Back!! (Eventual Reader X Shield)

So this was actually not a request, it was something that just came to me one day and I’ve been tweaking it here and there over time. I originally was never going to post it because I wasn’t sure if I liked it but I’m taking a leap of faith lol

Word Count: 1536

Warnings: Violence and cursing

“Seth Rollins and HHH versus Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose will take place 3 weeks from now, at Summer Slam! Goodnight everybody, from Monday Night Raw!”

Y/N clicked off the television with a sigh. It had been 2 years since she had been in a WWE ring and it hadn’t ended well. The night of June 2, 2014 and a career threatening injury changed her life forever.

*flashback*

Y/N thought it was her imagination when she heard the sound of steel making contact with a body. But when she turned around, she was shocked to see that her nightmare had become a reality. Seth had turned his back on his family and Roman and Dean were now lying on the ground having been hit with a steel chair.

“What are you doing?” she shouted at him.

“I’m doing what’s best for business!” He shouted, kicking her in the stomach and hitting her on the back with the chair. Y/N was stunned and didn’t have time to fight back. The last thing she remembered was seeing a steel chair rapidly approach her face as Seth curb-stomped her. There was a searing pain in her forehead and neck, then everything faded to black.

4 hours later Y/N would find out at a hospital that the pain she felt in her neck was a nerve being pinched between the vertebrae in her neck. The way she landed on the chair during the cub-stomp was what injured her neck. There was a corrective surgery to fix the issue, but there was only a 35% chance of her being able to wrestle again.

*end flashback*

Shaking her head to get the memory out of her mind, Y/N got up and changed into her workout clothes before heading into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and let her dog Y/D/N out. As she gathered the stuff for her tea, her telephone rang.

“Hello?” she answered, placing the phone between her shoulder and ear as she filled the tea kettle with water.

“Ms. Y/L/N. You are a hard woman to get ahold of.”

Y/N’s hands started to shake as she poured her water in her teacup. She knew that voice very well and she never thought she would hear it again.

“Mr. McMahon. Wha-What can I do for you sir?”

Mr. McMahon laughed slightly on the other end and Y/N set her tea kettle down before she dropped it.

“I heard through the grapevine that you have been at the Performance Center recently and have been stepping into the ring.”

Y/N smiled slightly. When her doctors told her that after her surgery she may not be able to wrestle again she took it as a challenge. These past 2 years have been the hardest of her life. She spent every day at therapy and training to get herself back into the ring. It seemed like every time she made headway and thought she was ready, doctors would not release her. About 2 months ago her doctors told her that it was a miracle but she was released to wrestle again.

“Yes sir…..I was finally cleared by my doctors. Yesterday was my appointment with the WWE doctors and they also cleared me. I have full clearance for training.”

Vince cleared his throat.

“Well then I have a proposition for you Ms. y/l/n.

Y/N could feel her heart pounding and her lips lifted into a smile of excitement.

“What did you have in mind sir?”

~Summer Slam~

“I am Michael Cole and joining me at ringside we have WWE Hall of Famer, Jerry “The King” Lawler, JBL, and Corey Graves. Gentlemen, it is time for our main event! 2 years ago, Seth Rollins turned his back on his brothers Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose of the Shield and joined the Authority.”

“Don’t forget what he did to Y/N Cole! Seth Rollins viciously attacked all 3 members of the Shield, but it was what he did to Y/N that really put the final nail in the coffin.” Lawler mentioned.

“You’re absolutely right King. I wanna take you back to that night 2 years ago. Seth Rollins attacked Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose with a chair to the back. Y/N was in absolute shock at what he had done. He then kicked her in the stomach, smashed a chair on her back, and curb-stomped her head onto a steel chair. She was later transported to a local medical facility where she was diagnosed with a pinched nerve in her neck and was forced to retire.”

“Tonight, Seth Rollins steps into the ring with his mentor HHH and goes against his former brothers, and that match starts right now!” As soon as those words left his mouth, the Authorities music blasted over the speakers and ‘Boos’ echoed throughout the entire arena.

Y/N sat on the floor of the timekeeper’s area crouching in the corner, listening to the match as it started. 3 weeks ago, Vince McMahon called her and offered her a spot on the main roster. 2 weeks ago, she spoke to Stephanie and HHH and found out that she would be shocking the WWE Universe and the Superstars in the ring tonight, by making her surprise return.

It was close to her moment and she tightened the strings on her hood so no one could see her face. Vince had pulled all of the superstars into a locker room to watch the main event. He had told them that they needed to see what was going to happen tonight because it was going to be big.

Y/N glanced up at JoJo in the timekeeper’s area for her signal. JoJo quickly gave her the signal that Stephanie was getting involved in the match and she quickly jumped the barrier, being extra careful that her hood didn’t fall off and reveal her identity too early. She made eye contact with HHH right as Stephanie slapped Roman across the face. Y/N was livid and rushed forward and pulled Stephanie off the apron onto the floor.

Everything in that moment stopped and all the Superstars in the ring were stunned. Stephanie stood up and got in her face.

“Just who the hell do you think you are?”

Y/N flipped her hood off and just smiled as the crowd went insane. She could hear Michael Cole to her right.

“OH MY GOD ITS Y/N! SHE’S BACK!”

Y/N just smirked at Stephanie while she screamed in her face.

“What the hell-“

With a huge slap from Y/N, Stephanie hit the ground holding her face. The audience was screaming and cheering as Y/N grabbed Stephanie and quickly pedigreed her on the floor. HHH hopped off the apron to check on Stephanie while yelling at Y/N.

Y/N’s head snapped up and she locked eyes with her former SHIELD members. Seth stood in shock before he too started screaming at her.

He was distracted long enough for Roman to come up behind him and get a surprise roll up on him.

Roman’s music blasted through the arena.

“Here are your winners, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose!”

Y/N made her way over to the announcers table and grabbed a mic before making her way into the ring.

“What’s wrong Seth, you look like you’ve seen a ghost?”

Seth began to quickly walk towards me but before Roman or Dean could do anything, I quickly kicked him in the stomach, grabbed his arms, and executed a perfect pedigree. Roman used his foot to push Seth to the floor with a loud thud. Dean rushed over and wrapped me in a bear hug whilst he ruffled the top of my hair. In the meantime, Roman grabbed another microphone from the ring announcer and leaned against the turnbuckle in the corner.

“Excuse my language but damn baby girl!”

The entire WWE Universe erupted in laughter, me included.

“Did you miss me Big Dog?”

Both Dean and Roman chuckled.

“Hell, yeah we did, and I don’t think we were the only ones.”

I glanced up the ramp and saw HHH, Stephanie, and Seth making their way to the back.

“Hold on don’t leave yet! The party is just beginning. Seth, don’t you worry, I didn’t forget about you while I was away. You and I will be seeing a lot of each other now and I am FAR from through with you. Hunter, I hope you realize what this means. That oh so thought out Plan B you mentioned 2 years ago, is slowly going to fall apart right before your very eyes. I’ll be sure of that, because now I have all the facts. I’m going to ruin you once and for all. Oh, and Stephanie, I warned you years ago what would happen to you if you ever laid a hand on one of my boys. The night the Shield formed I promised you that if you ever interfered with the Shield or laid a hand on one of my boys that I would hunt you down.”

The crowd was screaming and cheering “Kick her ass” over and over and I couldn’t help the sadistic smirk that fell onto my face.

“Looks like the hunt is over…because the Bitch is back and she’s out for blood.”

#wweimagine #wwe one shot #imagine wwe #imagines #seth rollins x reader #dean ambrose x reader #Roman reigns x reader #Shield x reader

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ao3feed-mythology · 5 years

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All Together™

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

by mellloyelllo

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Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Oscar (Shark Tale), Brook Soso, Alex Vause, Piper Chapman, Megan Bloomfield, Graham Eaton, Lenny the Chocolate Moose, George Milton, Lennie Small, Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello, Lemony Snicket, Alexandrite (Steven Universe), Dominga "Daddy" Duarte, Artesian McCullough, Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Zircon (Steven Universe), Jade West, Joel Luschek, Noelle Holiday, Slim (Of Mice and Men), Slime (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft), Enderman (Minecraft), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Janae Watson, Sister Jane Ingalls, Sophia Burset, Baz (Sharknado), Robin Hood (Once Upon a Time), Starfire, Cyborg (Character), The Beast (Over the Garden Wall), Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), John Bennett (Orange is the New Black), John Doe (Roblox), John Wick, Ruby (Steven Universe), Jane Doe, Justin Hammer, Carrie "Big Boo" Black, Peridot (Steven Universe), The Narrator (The Stanley Parable), Shrek (Shrek), Annoying Dog (Undertale), Ben Shapiro, Desert Glass (Steven Universe), GLaDOS, Winnie (Free!), Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap, Watanabe You, Franny Morello, Thanos (Marvel), Spider (Minecraft), May Parker (Spider-Man), Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Peter Parker, Lois Griffin, Michael Scott, Freddy Fazbear, Nevel Papperman

Relationships: Piper Chapman/Alex Vause, Nicky Nichols/Alex Vause, Parker (Leverage)/Alex Vause, Megan Bloomfield/Graham Eaton, Barry Benson/Oscar (Shark Tale), Pearl/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe), Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Sans (Undertale), Sans (Undertale) & Peridot (Steven Universe), Olivia Caliban/Jacquelyn Scieszka, Blue Diamond/Greg Universe, Sans (Undertale)/Shrek (Shrek), Papyrus (Undertale) & Sonic the Hedgehog, Noelle Holiday/Susie (Deltarune), George Milton & Lennie Small, Artesian McCullough/Maritza Ramos, Alex Vause/Reader, W. D. Gaster/Sans/Reader, Ned (Pushing Daisies)/Harry Potter, Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Harry Potter, Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Garnet/Jasper (Steven Universe), Alice (Alice in Wonderland)/Christopher Robin (Winnie-the-Pooh), Frank Castle/John Wick, Joel Luschek/Nicky Nichols, Alexandrite/Malachite (Steven Universe), Freddie Benson/Carly Shay, Star Butterfly & Steven Universe, Count Olaf/Esmé Squalor, Galina "Red" Reznikov/Gloria Mendoza, Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes)/Pearl (Steven Universe), Enid/Red Action (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Carol Denning/Reader, Sans/Sans (Undertale), Chara/Frisk (Undertale), Tony Stark/Thanos, Peter Griffin/Johnny Test, Courage/Katz, Jane Eyre/Edward Rochester, Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)/Eugene Krabs, Gene Forrester/Phineas "Finny", Creeper (Minecraft)/Sans (Undertale), Creeper/Steve (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft)/Reader, Gene/Jailbreak/Hi-5 (The Emoji Movie), Jailbreak/Smiler, Lord Boxman/Eugene "Gar" Garcia, George Washington/Martha Washington, Alexander Hamilton/Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Halpert/Michael Scott, Eievui | Eevee/Pikachu, Kasumi | Misty/Satoshi | Ash Ketchum, Satoshi | Ash Ketchum/Serena, Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Harry Potter, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Reader, Freddie Benson/Nevel Papperman, Gibby Gibson/Nevel Papperman, Lorna Morello/Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello/Vince Muccio, Liane Cartman/Quahog Residents (Family Guy), Lois Griffin/Glenn Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire/Joe Swanson, Benny (In the Heights)/Alexander Hamilton

Additional Tags: Futanari, Mouth Sewn Shut, Everyone Is Gay, Kissing, Necrophilia, Murder, BDSM, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Must Read, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Discussion of Abortion, Abortion, Glasses, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fuckin' Fluffy Mondays, Everybody Dies, Holocaust, I did this instead of studying for my finals, harambe trump, Cereal, Vore, Cock & Ball Torture, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Furry, Irony, Epic, Bromance, Blue Eyes, Green Eyes, Brownies, Mind Control, Dogs

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pinkykitten · 5 years

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together

Bright

Kandomere x female! reader

Warning: your fam being embarrassing and cringy

Specifics: comedy, romance, fluff, one-shot, race neutral reader, human reader, pics

People: kandomere, your mother, your father, your family

Words: 1,143

Requested: By anon since the Kandomere love's been rekindled, what do you think about Kandomere meeting his s/o's family?

Authors Note: yes my love for him has been rekindled he will always be my boo. srry for taking so long for this request i just sometimes dont have time to sit at my computer. but i hope u all enjoy this family craziness!

“Babe we got to go! My family is expecting us to be at that dinner at 7:00 its already 6:45,” you announced as you ran down the stairs to your shared apartment with your boyfriend. You two just moved in and you thought it was time to come clean to your family about Kandomere. Kandomere was nervous but confident, you on the other hand were ready to pass out and go straight to the hospital.

Kandomere was calmly waiting for you on the couch. You stepped down and placed your hands sassily on your hips, “what do you think you’re doing?”

“Baby, I’m waiting for you.” Kandomere stands to his full height. His hair falling a little bit on his shoulder. His crystal clear eyes look into your e/c orbs, he smiles and gets closer to you. His hand lightly grazing your arms. “You are worth the waiting though if you end up looking this beautiful.”

You rolled your eyes and playfully slapped his arm, “teaser.” You two walked to the car and drove to your parents house.

Anticipation ran through you that whole car ride. You bit your lip wondering what if your parents are not fond of Kandomere? What if everything goes wrong? You wanted this to go right because all you wanted was for you to spend the rest of your life with Kandomere and you just wanted him and your family to get along.

“Okay we’re here,” Kandomere said as the car stopped and there stood in your vision was your parents house. Kandomere saw the nervousness in your face and could sense you were terrified. He grabbed your hand and kissed your knuckles, “princess everything’s gonna be fine okay. And the best thing is we’ll do it together.”

You nodded and kissed Kandomere’s cheek, “together.”

You two walked hand in hand to your parents house. Rang on the doorbell and the first person to greet was...your father. “Oh hello my sweet girl I was just,” he looked to the side to see your elf boyfriend. All your family were humans so no such things were in the family, Kandomere would be the first. Just then your father gave a shriek but quickly covered his mouth, “I was just about to call you. Hello there...”

Kandomere stuck his hand out to your father, “Kandomere.”

“Right. Well please you two right this way.”

As you stepped in you thought your heart was about to land in your chest. There were your aunts and uncles, cousins you hadn’t seen in ages, every one from your family was here some you didn’t even know. Kandomere was comfortable actually just a little nervous but not much so as you. He smiled as he cleaned his feet on the rug. His outfit looked way more expensive than your parents house and cars combined. Kandomere gave your family a dashing grin and chuckled, “I come bearing drinks!”

The whole room erupted in cheer and some of your uncles and cousins slapped his back playfully. Are you serious? Here you were dying because of fear and your man was like part of the family already? YES!

After you all chatted a bit then there was the dinner part. Your mom made a meal fit for a King and Queen. It was a feast!

“Alright so the boys have to sit in one row and the girls on the other side. Got it!” Your mother exclaimed as she had a bit too much to drink.

You wanted to face palm yourself at that moment. You couldn’t even sit next to Kandomere. You shrugged and went to Kandomere to whisper in his ears, “please try to eat as much as you can or more because my mom thinks then that you don’t like her food if you don’t.” Your eyes gave a begging look and Kandomere giggled at your mom’s silliness, kissing a top your head. “Okay I got it, I’ll try my best.” (i mean and we’ve all seen how thicc edgar ramirez looks amiright)

You sat in front of Kandomere and there you two ate. “Mom this food is so delicious,” you said in all truthfulness.

Your mom walked behind you and kissed your cheek, “lets hope your man likes it too.”

Everyone saw that I guess your guest was your man and they started to make fun of you. All you wanted to do was go in a hole and die. Embarrassment washing over you.

After you all finished dinner, you helped your mom wash dishes and the family started to play board games. They all were playing endless games as afternoon turned into night.

“Hey Kondomere-” Your father had mistakenly called your boyfriend a condom.

“Its Kandomere sir,” Kandomere said generously.

“Oh my apologies but I was wondering would you like to see my baby girl as well a baby, in the photo album.”

Your eyes bugged wide, you shook your head. “Dad no please those are embarrassing. Why don’t we do something else?”

Your dad and mom both brought the family album to the kitchen table and they placed it in front of Kandomere. You sat across from him trying to hide yourself in embarrassment. You felt his foot rub reassuring at your leg under the table. As you looked up to his face you saw that he wore a smile and was genuinely excited to see your pictures.

“So this is when she took her first shower,” your mother started, already crying.

“And this is when she won her first science fair project appreciation award,” your father bragged as if you won the oscars.

“Oh look at this one honey, thats when she was dancing in the shower,” your mother chuckled.

“Mom I wasn’t a baby in that one!”

Your father almost cried, “you will always be my baby.”

“Oh boy,” you muttered.

The night was filled with pictures of you young, eating stupidly, wearing silly outfits, and things like that. They went through the whole album!

“Alright I think we’re done-”

“I have to say one thing, Mrs. y/l/n, and Mr. y/l/n, I will do everything in my power to protect your daughter. She means so much to me and all I want is for her to be happy and to feel loved. She deserves so much good and I just want you to know how happy she makes me. You both raised such a beautiful daughter, thank you.” Kandomere looked in your direction now and mouthed the words, “I love you.”

You smiled and repeated the words right back to him.

As you both left your parents house you rested your head on Kandomere’s shoulder, “I think they really liked you babe. And that you said back there, was very sweet. I love you more.”

Kandomere grinned and kissed your fingers, “no I love you more mi princesa (my princess).”

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madmen-ao3feed · 5 years

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All Together™

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

by mellloyelllo

die

Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Orange is the New Black, Steven Universe (Cartoon), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), Shark Tale (2004), Sharknado (Movies), Jaws (Movies), XXXTentacion (Musician) RPF, OK K.O.! 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Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Oscar (Shark Tale), Brook Soso, Alex Vause, Piper Chapman, Megan Bloomfield, Graham Eaton, Lenny the Chocolate Moose, George Milton, Lennie Small, Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello, Lemony Snicket, Alexandrite (Steven Universe), Dominga "Daddy" Duarte, Artesian McCullough, Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Zircon (Steven Universe), Jade West, Joel Luschek, Noelle Holiday, Slim (Of Mice and Men), Slime (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft), Enderman (Minecraft), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Janae Watson, Sister Jane Ingalls, Sophia Burset, Baz (Sharknado), Robin Hood (Once Upon a Time), Starfire, Cyborg (Character), The Beast (Over the Garden Wall), Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), John Bennett (Orange is the New Black), John Doe (Roblox), John Wick, Ruby (Steven Universe), Jane Doe, Justin Hammer, Carrie "Big Boo" Black, Peridot (Steven Universe), The Narrator (The Stanley Parable), Shrek (Shrek), Annoying Dog (Undertale), Ben Shapiro, Desert Glass (Steven Universe), GLaDOS, Winnie (Free!), Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap, Watanabe You, Franny Morello, Thanos (Marvel), Spider (Minecraft), May Parker (Spider-Man), Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Peter Parker, Lois Griffin, Michael Scott, Freddy Fazbear, Nevel Papperman

Relationships: Piper Chapman/Alex Vause, Nicky Nichols/Alex Vause, Parker (Leverage)/Alex Vause, Megan Bloomfield/Graham Eaton, Barry Benson/Oscar (Shark Tale), Pearl/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe), Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Sans (Undertale), Sans (Undertale) & Peridot (Steven Universe), Olivia Caliban/Jacquelyn Scieszka, Blue Diamond/Greg Universe, Sans (Undertale)/Shrek (Shrek), Papyrus (Undertale) & Sonic the Hedgehog, Noelle Holiday/Susie (Deltarune), George Milton & Lennie Small, Artesian McCullough/Maritza Ramos, Alex Vause/Reader, W. D. Gaster/Sans/Reader, Ned (Pushing Daisies)/Harry Potter, Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Harry Potter, Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Garnet/Jasper (Steven Universe), Alice (Alice in Wonderland)/Christopher Robin (Winnie-the-Pooh), Frank Castle/John Wick, Joel Luschek/Nicky Nichols, Alexandrite/Malachite (Steven Universe), Freddie Benson/Carly Shay, Star Butterfly & Steven Universe, Count Olaf/Esmé Squalor, Galina "Red" Reznikov/Gloria Mendoza, Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes)/Pearl (Steven Universe), Enid/Red Action (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Carol Denning/Reader, Sans/Sans (Undertale), Chara/Frisk (Undertale), Tony Stark/Thanos, Peter Griffin/Johnny Test, Courage/Katz, Jane Eyre/Edward Rochester, Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)/Eugene Krabs, Gene Forrester/Phineas "Finny", Creeper (Minecraft)/Sans (Undertale), Creeper/Steve (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft)/Reader, Gene/Jailbreak/Hi-5 (The Emoji Movie), Jailbreak/Smiler, Lord Boxman/Eugene "Gar" Garcia, George Washington/Martha Washington, Alexander Hamilton/Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Halpert/Michael Scott, Eievui | Eevee/Pikachu, Kasumi | Misty/Satoshi | Ash Ketchum, Satoshi | Ash Ketchum/Serena, Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Harry Potter, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Reader, Freddie Benson/Nevel Papperman, Gibby Gibson/Nevel Papperman, Lorna Morello/Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello/Vince Muccio, Liane Cartman/Quahog Residents (Family Guy), Lois Griffin/Glenn Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire/Joe Swanson, Benny (In the Heights)/Alexander Hamilton

Additional Tags: Futanari, Mouth Sewn Shut, Everyone Is Gay, Kissing, Necrophilia, Murder, BDSM, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Must Read, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Discussion of Abortion, Abortion, Glasses, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fuckin' Fluffy Mondays, Everybody Dies, Holocaust, I did this instead of studying for my finals, harambe trump, Cereal, Vore, Cock & Ball Torture, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Furry, Irony, Epic, Bromance, Blue Eyes, Green Eyes, Brownies, Mind Control, Dogs

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#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #mad men

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zackmephisto · 4 years

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dirt watches aew

ITS TIME BITCHEZ

stop i don't want to see this betrayal :(

mjf turned and now my depression is Worse i hate him i love him :(

JURASSIC EXPRESS AAAAAA

N Y L A YES OG MY GOD

i know I didnt hear yall boo nyla.

HANGMAN AND PAC REEEE

SCUUUUU REEEEE

M I S T E R M O X L E Y

:'''''(

STOP IM GONNA CRY KENNY NOOO

is it really nakazawa v mox. that's wild

mox looks good wtf?

STOP pulling the crazy shit dude. hes a good boy.

is he wrestling in pants bc his legs got fucked up or

that was weak. wtf ?

is it just bc hes still sort of hurt and they want to book him stronger than kenny?

o he speak

"you are one radical son of a bitch" how come he can say bitch but chuck cant say the s word

👀

damn yeah what's next for him. he really did fuck up kenny. who is next. I'm excited idc who is next like.... whoever it is they're gonna be working w the best of the best tbh

wait what the fuck why is it a championship match with sammy and chris and scu. why

cheer dark order and their gimp army you FUCKING cowards

T H E M!!!!!

GOD I LOVE MY CHILDREN STOP IM GONNA CRY MARKO WEARING THE MASK

THE MARKO CHANTS THANK YOU LORD

i have no more will to live now that marko ate the pin

STOP BEFORE I CRY FOR REAL

oH MY GOD LUCHASAURUS AAAA

luchasuarus said "back off my baby dinosaurs" and i respect that

hes obv still a little hurt tho you can see it in his movement

I STAN ONE DINOSAUR FAMILY

hmmm how come scu have to defend their championships every five minutes but chris jericho is always safe 🤔

gfys shawn spears

i'm a simple woman. i see shawn spears on my screen and I switch tabs

I constantly thank god for darby allin

Aubrey 😍😍😍😍

if darby loses i sue

JOEY!!!

uh. i mean. i mean. joey. big deal. who even cares about him and his braids and he smells anyway 😡

thank u darby i love you and definitely not joey...

DARBY AND JON WAIT STOP I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD NO PLEASE THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN SCREEEEEE

I'm literally screeching darby vs mox??? NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO

ya'll have a crowd full on transphobes huh

darby vs mox tho this is so goddamn exciting

SO excited oh my god who is nyla fighting !!

who??

people really are such big transphobes that they're cheering someone who hasn't had a match yet. i hate straighties

thank you queen I love you

get well soon dad i miss u :(

i feel like i should know her by sight but i don't

o i remember her. i like her merch

shes annoying

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

AWESOME KONG AND BRANDI MY SKIN IS CLEARING AS I SPEAK

perish, blonde woman

god i love this. i LOVE THIS

if mjf joins the inner circle i want it to be known right now at 5:56 pm that i will Still Stan. okay. i stood w baron corbin through it all. i'll stand by mjf through it all.

every time some one swears on aew and it's not chuck taylor i lose six months of my life

OH?!?!?!

HELLO MAX I LOVE YOU GOOD MORNING MY SWEET SCARF SON

he's handsome no one @ me ever again

i lov u asshole love you so much

LOVE YOUUUU

NO I LOVE YOU I'M NOT UPSET I LOVE YOU

expose him Max EXPOSE HIM

max 😍😍😍😍😍

I believe every word you've ever said ever

max is right stop SAYING MEAN THINGS TO HIM

THIS MAN IS HURT MAY I HUG HIM

max STOP I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AND WHAT A HANDSOME NEW FACE IT IS

YES YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM AND I DO KNOW IT

wake up sheeple max is RIGHT

"my third or fourth installment" go off king.. go off......

sigh. I didnt want to do this. but i'm gonna have to stan.

or not?

MAX SAID A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY AND I IMMEDIATELY GOT UP TO GRAB THE CHAMPAGNE I SAVED FOR THIS EXACT SITUATION

ok thank god i dont have to stan the inner circle

thanks max i love you

HE IS HANDSOME ITS TRUE

ok... maybe that was funny. but I still love max

dont do this Max I dont want to stan

this is making me laugh hella hard dncnsndj

I LOVE THE HUG

cody man come on just let me have my max in peace

sigh

cmon Maxwell let's go

who?

wardlow I see

ok. I stan if he likes max

@ Maxwell Jacob Friedman choke me like that d*ddy

good morning it's been an hour and I've had four mikes and am on my fifth i'm drunk and in love with mjf

cowboy 😍😍😍😍😍

wait please don't let hangman lose I dont want to see him sad anymore

pac is fucking. more than human. I love him too

COW👏BOY👏SHIT👏

"i'm shocked by pac's leg strength" me 2 bud. those legs? i'm always shocked. hes so ripped his muscles have muscles

BASTARD SHIT LMFAOO HOW THE TURNS HABE TABLED

COWBOY STOP MAKING THESE NOISES I FEEL NSFWORK

yall are going to commercial in the middle of this match? disgostang. guess its valid bc this alcohol is going right thru me but. >:(

so Twitter says luchasaurus is actually Back back I'm really really happy abt that I missed dinosaur father

i finished going to the bathroom and sat down and it came back on clearly this is dirt rights

hangman and pac didnt get up for a second and I was Ben Affleck w cigarette. jpeg for a second thinking abt pac vs moxley

thank u for being a good bean mr ref bryce

:(((((((((((((((((((((

suing aew for emotional distress

JESUS matt Jackson

OH MY GOD AAAAAA ORANGE IVE NEVER LOVED A MAN MORE

literally I love orange cassidy more than i love myself

I'd be more exciting for this bucks/proud n powerful moment if orange cassidy wasn't on screen for two (2) seconds. His Impact

aew refs are my new mandatory kin

dont hurt Brandon Cutler hes a good boy

:(

thank god for private party

proud n powerful vs private party is dirt rights

me: :l

scu: SCUUUUU

me: :)

oh yeah btw my onion on scu officially changed i love them officially

SCU SAYS FUCK NASHVILLE BUT I LOVE WRESTLING FANS AND REALLY THATS CALIFORNIANS IN A NUTSHELL, I CAN CONFIRM, BEING CALIFORNIAN

i'm DRUNK thank god for autocorrect

why is sammy not vlogging. is he okay. does he have a fever

anyway if scu loses i'm suing again

jericho, a few weeks ago: WHO WEARS A SCARF

Jericho, today: wears a scarf tonight and talks abt scarfs today

judas FUCKS one of my fave songs of all time tbh

sammy guevara is like. 12. stop hip thrusting, child

kaz, my angel. I love you. so much

sammy: I GOT EM, DAD. I GOT EM

I love sammy BUT he better eat this pin so hard hes still tasting it next week

almost started filing my aew lawsuit when scorpio sky almost got pinned

I love how effective and strong the thesz press is. so wild. thank u mr sky

oh thank fuck. thank FUCK that pin wasn't complete

PLEASE MR SKY

THANK YOU MR SKY

SCU BEAT INNER CIRCLE SO NO ONE EVER TALK SHIT ABT CALIFORNIANS EVER AGAIN

unless ur californian. in which case ur allowed

scorpio sky being the first person in aew to pin Jericho is California Rights

that was a wonderful show. orange cassidy was there so it was 10/10. everyone say thank u aew

#dirt watches aew #11.13.19 #dirt's posts

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