Anyway this morning I've been thinking about my desire to be a cuckcake for a married couple one day. How much I'd love to be the preferred toy and partner of the man. Inside the bedroom, I'd degrade his wife every way she wanted. But I'd love to be her supportive sister wife instead of a cruel husband stealer. They can still love each other, but he loves me too. Especially my body.
Today I went out for sushi for my friend's birthday and along with us there were some other people I didn't know yet. Anyway, I was talking with him about Supernatural and as soon as the name of the show left my lips this absolute dnd-warrior-dwarf of a man in his early thirties gets up from his seat on the opposite end of the table and shouts "AH YES THE INCEST!"
Peak fandom interaction of my life. Nothing will ever top it. He's the one.