Incorrect Quote 21

Muzan: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Y/N: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Muzan, nodding confidently: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Sanemi: ugh I'm bored.

Shinobu: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Sanemi: Hell yeah!

Rengoku , hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down sanemi! And Put Giyuu down shinobu!

Sanemi & shinobu: how boring you are rengoku.

Giyuu: …help

Oh lord, here I go again...

Hey guys! I'm sorry that I haven't posted in a while, I'm working on the final request and then I'll get to working on some Demon Slayer and other fandom's pieces! Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this. Love y'all <3

Demon Slayer Incorrect Quotes (mainly Hashira)

Sanemi Shinazugawa: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Uzui Tengen: Bees? Sanemi Shinazugawa: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! Uzui Tengen: Wait- *Iguro Obanai approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* Shinobu Kocho: Do you even know what an amulet is? Inosuke Hashibira: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Shinobu Kocho: Inosuke, those are omelettes. Inosuke Hashibira: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing. *In response to receiving a gift* Kanroji Mitsuri: Wow! That’s awesome! I’ll pay you back! Tomioka Giyuu: You didn’t have to get this for me… Sanemi Shinazugawa: S-stupid! Now I HAVE to get you something! Muichiro Tokito: Th-thanks, but why? Kyojuro Rengoku: Oh my! I can’t accept a gift like this! Muzan Kibutsuji: Did you keep the receipt? Inosuke Hashibira: Why is Tomeokana making us do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Gonpachiro! Tanjiro Kamado: It’s because I’m Giyuu's favorite. Zenitsu Agatsuma: I hate you. Uzui Tengen: Rengoku, I have a question. Rengoku Kyojuro: What is it, Uzui? Uzui Tengen: What color is an orange? Rengoku Kyojuro: Best-Buddy, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon. Muichiro Tokito: You remind me of the ocean. Sanemi Shinazugawa: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Muichiro Tokito: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people. Uzui Tengen, watching power lines fall down: Gyomei, Shinobu! The town is exploding and it's very pretty! Mitsuri Kanroji: So, what’s Iguro's type? Kyojuro Rengoku: Pink and green hair, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, complete lover. Mitsuri Kanroji: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Kyojuro Rengoku: Did I mention oblivious? Mitsuri Kanroji: Yeah, why? Kyojuro Rengoku: Okay, just making sure. Gyomei Himejima: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Sanemi *seriously*: Giyuu, I need to tell something really important

Giyuu *blushing*: o-oK

Sanemi: roses are red, violets are blue-

Giyuu: well, I already know that-

Sanemi: I hate everything... including you

Giyuu: ...

Tanjiro: 1, 2, 3, 4! I say disco you say party-

Genya: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Tanjiro:

Genya:

Tanjiro: Fantastic!

Y/N: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Inosuke: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Y/N: Inosuke, those are omelettes.

Inosuke: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

nine tickets to barbie please

“Why does everything always hurt!?!”

-Zenitsu every time after he awakens from a battle

Tanjiro: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Inosuke: We're the best thing ever happened to you?

Tanjiro: Yes

Zenitsu: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Let me cook.

I got something scrumptious for y’all coming up but lemme give you guys four incorrect quotes today.

✰

Shinobu: Mitsuri, is that a hickey?  Mitsuri: It’s just a mosquito bite.  Obanai: [walks in the room] Shinobu: How’s it going, mosquito.

✰

Kiyo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Naho, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Aoi: what are you guys DOING. Kiyo: playing systemic oppression!

✰

Akaza: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kokushibo?  Kokushibo: … No.  Douma: I do!  Kokushibo: I know, Douma.  Douma: I’m sad!  Kokushibo: I know, Douma.

✰

*Hatengu Clones having dinner.*

Aizetsu: C-can you pass me the salt?

*Urogi and Karaku throw Sekido across the table.*

✰

Mwah!~

Incorrect Quote 20

Y/N, trying to cheer zenitsu up: Things could be worse, you know! Zenitsu: How? Y/N: How what? Zenitsu: How could they be worse? Y/N: They couldn’t, I lied.

Giyuu: Truth or dare?

Shinobu : Dare.

Giyu: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Shinobu: Hey tengen?

Tengen, blushing: Yeah?

Shinobu: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Mitsuri .

Tanjiro: you should probably get that checked out at the butterfly mansion

Inosuke: what so it's OUR stab wound now? stay out of this

Mitsuri: Why is Shinobu-chan so mad? Obanai: She took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes Mitsuri: And...? Obanai: She got Uzui-san.

Inosuke: OBJECTION! Nuh-uh.

Tengen: fUCK DO YOU MEAN ‘NUH-UH’???