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Okay, but this is canon.
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Bella in her khaki skirt
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alice-cullens-wife · 9 months
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Babygirl, that khaki skirt is utterly indecent
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acewardcullen · 1 year
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Has anybody made a Bella’s khaki skirt poll? I didn't see one, sorry if it has been done and also a little sorry for bringing back khaki skirt debate
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Are you struggling to find an outfit to wear to meet your immortal lover’s parental figures? Are you looking for an outfit that’ll bring your immortal lover to their knees, reminding them of the time they were bitten? Or are you just looking for a spring refresh on your personal style, maybe something…… Decent?
Say no more!
Here we have a classic, refreshing, and effortlessly chic outfit for all your fashion needs. Take it from our clumsy, relatable queen Bella Swan, for those days your hair feels utterly impossible. No problem! Throw those long, silly tresses back into a ponytail. Got a royal blue blouse your vampire lover mentioned? Take it on out to emphasize the blue veins in your body of the blood he has yet to drink from your pretty little neck- I mean! Oh, this is definitely about color theory, of course! Totally not about temptation!
And what tells you more about fighting temptation in a nice, long, khaki colored skirt? We wouldn’t want to be seen as indecent by the future in laws, eh? Don’t you know! Khaki is one of the secretly sexiest colors out there! Smyer beige walked so the sad beige children of tiktok could RUN! And if your lion is on his baddest behavior, flash him a little bit of your ankle and remind him just what he’s missing out on, and he’ll be in your arms stuck like sticky, sparkly glitter glue. 
How could we forget the shoes! Perhaps you are so nimble and clumsy like our girl Bella here, you must need a sturdy, classic shoe like these Jack Purcell black converse. Nothing says quirky and relatable like a girl who opts for sneakers instead of heels. Because we know WHO you are…. And we’ll say it……….. ✨not like one of those girls ✨
Pair this beautiful ensemble with minimal accessories. Got any moonstone and turquoise floating around ? Perfect! And if any of those pesky locks get in your face, and you don’t want your vampire’s deathly cold hand stroking those strands away because you fear fainting… say no more. Opt for a small, delicate headband to keep the future problems from happening. How can you, when you swoon in his presence like ladies of the Victorian era in their corsets?
And last, but certainly not least, we cannot forget a fragrance. All of your lover’s parents and siblings will be foaming at the mouth of your blood’s scent alone, so why not add a garnish? Pair this lovely outfit to the charming classic, Twilight Woods….. on the nose notes of sparkling mandarin, apricot nectar, lush berry, soft mimosa, and cypress wood…. A sweet, fruity Molotov cocktail for the lamb to wear for her sick, masochistic lion…. A fragrance that definitely won’t aggravate the blonde brother who looks like he’s in pain everytime he looks you down…………. He won’t be any trouble….. right? Unless ….
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imwiththevampires · 1 year
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scrolled too fast on twitter and thought taylor was in that “utterly indecent” fit for a sec
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rub1es-diary · 1 year
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I’m not sure if it was because I spent most of my teen years on the polyvore app but if I was meeting my vampire lover’s family in the middle of the woods I simply would not reach for a long khaki skirt and blouse combo.
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braveolpabear · 2 years
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Peter Potamus aka Doug the Purple Hippopotamus
This is an older more classic Hanna Barbera cartoon from the very early 60's known as Peter Potamus and So-so. It features a bumbling more slightly obese purple hippopotamus who frequently wears safari cap and Khaki shirt that he is never without along with his wisecracking monkey companion So-so who wears navy blue zoo cap and a light blue t-shirt that he also never takes off. Together the funny duo travel all over the world in their magical hot-air balloon whose bottom of is shaped much like a fishing boat beneath, and it has a small machine with a built-in dial that can enable them virtually travel to various places throughout history, whenever to several places in history but rarely the future. Peter and So-so get themselves into numerous zany situations sometimes when it involves some sort of conflict with mostly Peter on the receiving end of physical abuse. In order to overcome this obstacle Peter utilizes his trusty ''Hippo Hurricane Howler'' a move that involves him inhaling a great amount of air before unleashing a massive gust of wind on his opponents and before blowing them over a hundred yards away. In the end Peter almost always manages to achieve good deeds and jumps back onto his boat-shaped hot-air balloon alongside his monkey friend then fly off to their next adventure. As a comic artist, illustrator and storyteller myself I'm personally using both of these characters (along with a few other characters) as major inspiration for my fictional monster characters. I just love the old Hanna Barbera cartoons growing up and I'm using some of them as inspiration for my imaginary creatures🦛🐒✏️🖍️🖌️🎨
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zzinvolterra · 2 years
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the absolute hold that khaki has on your blog is killing me 😂😂😂
LOOK at some point it deserves its own tag
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bogusavathepit · 2 years
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Listen… the book never says her skirt is made from khaki, only that it’s the color of khaki. So I present to you, a 2005-era possibility:
Bella in her "kahki-colored skirt".
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im in the midst of crafting a twilight star wars au just so i can rip, word-for-word, the most precious and delightful literary sentence s. meyer ever put to page:
Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.
and transform it. into this
Palpatine started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.
there is NOTHING about this line that i do not consider to be mmmm [chefs kiss]
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soap-2091 · 9 months
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this challenge was a lot of fun i did Nami so i had to do Robin too
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glamourbarbiie · 1 year
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asian-wifu · 1 year
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forcedfemme-me · 7 months
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IMAN for Porter Edit Oct. 26, 2018
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the-wolf-moon-diaries · 6 months
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Hold A Light Back to My Soul // Y/N Swan Aesthetic 🌙 You both felt it, everything seeming to shift all around you. It was though you were truly seeing one another for the first time, a first sight into the soul. The little pieces of your universe that had come apart, scattered in the stars, came back together and centered around something strange and beautiful
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