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bitterkarmaa · 1 day

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“The Creature” and Eclipse having a chat about Eclipse’s trip home, and how dire it is that he leaves before things get ugly. But, if they do, “The Creature” will have his back…despite what the others think of it.

If anyone wants a lore-dump post on “The Creature,” please just let me know. I want to brain vomit about him so so badly :,) his bond with Eclipse is just so adorable 😭

#karma’s bitter #karmas bitter but so am i #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #kb eclipse #sams au #kb art #kb rambles #kb the creature #(his actual name is Ex)

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kagedbird · 2 months

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Pretty please asking any rich individual on this earth to take pity on me and offer me 2k$ for a fucking bike so I don't have to spend entire paychecks just getting to fucking work and back PLEASE I AM BEGGING I AM SO TIRED OF THIS LIFE OF LITERALLY PAYING TO GO TO WORK WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP GACHA AM I IN

IF YOU HAVE ANY PITY TOWARDS ME AND ARE IN A COMFORTABLE SETTING WITH YOUR MONEY CONSIDER THROWING ME A BUCK FOR A BIKE OR TO BE ABLE TO GO TO WORK I AM SO SICK OF THIS CAPITALISTIC HELL THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT

#kb rambles #bike image #paypal link #financial aid #please consider or maybe steal from elon musk for me i don't fucking know at this point

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kbthebearcat · 13 days

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I just thought about this funny and kinda wholesome scenario of a borrower living in Reese’s apartment, and they start to feel bad for him after seeing that he has a tendency to misplace items a lot and forget where he put things (he can be rather forgetful), so they help him out by maybe moving the item more into view, or making a noise that gets his attention and leads him to the thing he couldn’t find. And of course he’s none the wiser, but it satisfies the borrower to see the big lug be all happy cause he found whatever it is.

I considered it being an AU where Donald is the borrower… because I can see him doing something like that as one. And then he gets discovered at some point and there’s shenanigans and some angst probably….🙃

Also, I think this just a cute little concept in general, without my characters being involved. I’m not sure if this has been thought up already but, I thought I’d share.

#KB rambles #Reese #Donald #g/t #gt fluff #gt community #g/t community #gt

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softsnzstuff · 1 year

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Guys I totally just woke up from a dream that JQ had a snz fit like right in front of me.

Like I was freaking out obviously bc in the dream I now knew what it sounded like but also not to be extra kinky but he sneezed into the sleeve of my sweatshirt while I was wearing it?!?! 😳📯

#A DREAM #kb rambles #snzblr #snz kink #JQ #j/oseph q/uinn

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daisukino · 1 year

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Made a beautiful curry and forgot to buy rice. Born to die world is a fuck

#I'll buy some tomorrow. But for tonight. I eat riceless curry.#kb rambles

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goldennika · 4 months

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so far, the year-end awards season has found me:

dying over beomjun’s gotta go stage

being brought back to life by soobin’s dun dun dance stage, and

being serenaded by tyunning’s angelic vocals during their endless rain stage

#and they’re teasing about their other upcoming performances too!!#tomorrow x together #soobin #yeonjun #beomgyu #taehyun #hueningkai #beomjun #tyunning #kbs global festival #2023 mama #rambles

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tearsofperseides · 7 months

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Did we all forget that Taika threw a hissy fit (affectionate) over Kate Bush being in Stranger Things and at the time no one understood why?

Are we sure that the "Kate Bush song" that's announced in OFMD isn't Running Up That Hill??

#ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 speculation #idk it seems plausible to me #also if we know which KB song is gonna be in the next season #and i missed it #im so sorry for looking like a dumbass #robin rambles

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gratuitousautomaton · 7 months

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I was at Planet Fitness this morning, working out when I noticed this sign hovering above me like the eyes of Big Brother. I found myself staring, open-mouthed at this big placard on the wall because frankly, it seems fucking insane.

Here at Planet Fitness, there are good citizens and bad citizens and we make sure that everyone in the gym has a perfect eyeline at all times to know what makes a bad citizen.

This is more than a conveniently posted set of rules. This is a corporately created and maintained slur, a shameful identity that the business makes you take on if you behave improperly. Planet Fitness is the only company I can think of that does this! Imagine if you were taking too long in the waiting room at an Old Navy and all the employees started calling you a putz!

The construction of the word "lunk" itself baffles me even more. It's defined as though found in a dictionary - to give this neologism an air of legitimacy so that it can be more effectively used for shame and discipline.

"One who grunts, drops weights, or judges."

Here at Planet Fitness, a good citizen does not grunt. You don't make any audible signs of exertion. You exercise in monk-like silence or else you're a lunk. A good citizen never drops their weights, which is something that you could do accidentally. You could accidentally become a lunk! A good citizen also never judges - I believe this has an implied cutout. A good citizen never judges another good citizen. It's fine to judge a lunk for their lunkish behaviour. If not to invite judgment and social shame, what would be the point of this word at all? Part of its definition, if read literally, invalidates itself!

And then there's a helpful example sentence, describing the typical lunk.

"Slamming his weights, wearing a body building tank top, and drinking out of a gallon water jug."

Two of these supposed crimes are completely aesthetic! Committed not at the gym but at home when you decide what you wear or bring with you to exercise. I don't really know what a bodybuilding tanktop is, but I happened to be wearing a tank top at the time and as I read the sign, I felt myself getting self conscious!

Gosh! Am I a lunk? Did I commit a faux pas by wearing workout clothes to the gym?

I've been at a Planet Fitness when the lunk alarm goes off. It's far more disruptive than the sound of someone dropping weights in a gym. A whooping siren sounds and every head snaps to find the source of the problem. The citizens of Planet Fitness are mobilized to ascertain who triggered the alarm, who fucked up and interrupted everyone's work out, who's the lunk.

And I just think that's kinda fucked up!

#kb says #ramble post #planet fitness #foucault #turns out I have a lot of feelings about this

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volfoss · 3 months

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It's official: this spreadsheet is the biggest document I've ever created

#twist rambles #like. girl you should not be 50k kb... the vol.foss guide was only 6k... its just more info i guess? but its so scary #tzkposting #<- as thats what this is for

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chaotic-deity · 4 months

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Love how you can tell which is my favorite character of the bunch

#KB obviously. LM KB is second #Then pirate jr and my dry bowser suit 💖#I need to level them up more but I do not know how to properly spend the tickets HAHA 💖#Juno rambles

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kagedbird · 5 months

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Beloved fellow Skyrim lovers, I am needing an answer- logical and non canon or canon (and illogical, as the devs have a tendency to do with lore, as is their want)-

How does Miraak steal DB's dragon souls exactly? He apparates onto the island or Skyrim as a temporary image- likely that of his soul- but how is he doing it when he can't even get out of Apocrypha? Is it just something to chock up to "First Dragonborn powers" bullshit? Mora giving him a hand? Or is there a legit reason? I can't seem to find one.

#kb rambles #skyrim #miraak #question #ty in advance!!

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brosif40 · 7 months

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Me when the art block strikes

#the only thing ive drawn at all was those kbs.... SUFFERING #HATEEE when this happens #brosif rambles #fast moving gif #dies

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softsnzstuff · 2 years

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Sickies on a plane!! So many whump possibilities!

•The air on the plane is always cold and dry. Are their lips chapped from mouth breathing? Does it make their nose dry and stuffy or does the cold air make it run?

•Do they get embarrassed easily? Are they getting flares from other healthy people on the plane who are annoyed with their coughing or sneezing?

•Are they stuck in the middle seat and are just uncomfortable?

•Are they traveling alone or with a partner or friends? Does the partner try and shield them from the looks they keep getting?

•Everyone else on the plane ordering juice or soda, but they just want tea.

•Also like. Do not even get me started on the contagion situation. They literally cannot leave?!

SICKIES ON PLANES!

#and Scene!!#sickies on planes #sickfic prompts #kb rambles #thoughts #contagion #illness #coldfucker #snz kink #snzfucker #snzblr #tag ur faves!

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daisukino · 1 year

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Ok no more blazed thirst trap posts. Im blocking thots now

#Your body is gorgeous but it is unsolicited #kb rambles