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homosnapeiens · 2 years

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*batfam is on vacation in australia*

tim: -and once a year a bunch of spiders rain down from the sky! the sky bruce! they say it looks like snow!

bruce: *sighs* tim you have been freaking out since we got of the plane you need to calm down.

tim: it’s terrifying bruce! even the small and cute animals are vicious killers!

bruce: tim i’m sure you are overreacting-

*screaming is heard from behind them as magpies swarm jason and dick*

jason: *desperately shielding his face* I TOLD YOU NOT TO PISS OFF THE BIRDS DICK!

dick: I WAS TRYING TO CONNECT WITH THEM!! YOU KNOW BIRD TO BIRD?!?

jason: YOU ARENT ACTUALLY A BIRD DIPSHIT!

tim: see bruce even the birds are evil!

bruce: tim you are being- wait where’s damian?

damian: *walking over with a kangaroo on a leash* father this is bat kangaroo-

bruce: no more pets damian!

damian: but father you haven’t heard the best part.

*a joey pops out of bat kangaroos pouch*

damian: kangarobin.

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