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grishaxverse · 2 years

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"She'd laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have. It terrified him."

#kanej #kanej supremacy #kanej quote #soc duology #soc #soc quote #six of crows #freddy carter #amita suman #leigh barudgo #grishaverse

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marvinthecrow · 1 year

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#SixOfCrowmance Day 5 - Wildflowers

Find a boy who will learn your favourite flower and steal it for you 🖤💜

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crowsnotvultures · 1 year

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incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #i'm back #mine #wesper #if you squint #kanej

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nainz7 · 18 days

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me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kaz × inej #kaz and inej #kanej #six of crows duology #six of crows #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #crooked kingdom #kazzle dazzle

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familiar-anonymous · 11 months

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Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

#Inej: *Out of nowhere appearing behind Jesper* Everyone knows you are in love with Wylan.#Jesper: *falling out of the chair with surprise* AHHHHHH!!!#incorrect quotes #wesper #shadow and bone #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej gafha #incorrect quote #kanej

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five-of-cr · 7 months

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jazzkrebber · 9 days

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Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

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kanej-is-superior · 2 months

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Inej: Kaz why are you on the floor Kaz: I'm depressed Kaz: I've also been stabbed.

#soc incorrect quotes #kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #kaz x inej #kaz dirtyhands brekker #six of crows

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callmefirefly · 1 year

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Wylan: That's ridiculous, Jesper doesn't have a crush on me.

Inej: Yes he does.

Kaz: Yes he does.

Jesper: Yes I do.

#tv #netflix #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #funny #incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz x inej #jesper x wylan #kanej #wesper #callmefirefly

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anama-cara · 2 months

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just some more Kaz quotes because I'm obsessed

If you can't beat the odds, change the game.

"I don't hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools."

When backed into a corner, you cut a hole in the roof.

"Fate has plans for us all," Inej said quietly. "And sometimes fate needs a little assistance."

It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.

"Suffering is like anything else. Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste."

#soc kaz #soc inej #soc #six of crows quotes #six of crows #the crows #the wraith #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz x inej #kazzle dazzle #kaz speaks #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom quotes #crooked kingdom #book quotes #i love this quote #kanej #kaz fucking brekker

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catdoingblep · 10 months

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Jesper: thanks Saints, Nina, you are free, can you watch my presentation “Why Wylan should marry me”?

Nina being actually busy: I am not fr….

Jesper: It is only few slides long!

*125 slides later*

Jesper: … and this is why Wylan should marry me, thank you for your attention and thanks in advance for your questions.

Nina: ok, I have questions. Why this presentation even exists? And do you even notice that Wylan was here all this time? If it is your idea of how to propose, we need to have a serious conversation, Jesper Llewellyn.

Wylan who was watching this presentation with a bunch of snacks: oh, no, I am already saw this presentation 10 times, and I already made us an appointment at the Church of Barter. Actually, I proposed. But he isn’t trying to convince me, he made this to convince Kaz to give us a blessing.

Nina: And…

Wylan: Don’t ask me why he thinks that we need blessing of Kaz Brekker, I don’t know. We already wrote a letter to my father in Hellgate and he sent us back 15 pages of curses, I think this is better than any blessing.

Jesper: I tried to talk with Kaz about it and said that I know that Wylan is too good for me, and he said “oh, perfect, I don’t need to talk with you” and closed a door in my face!

Nina: It is really explaining why so much slides are about investments and that slide with photo of Inej in the costume of Wylan’s attendant.

Jesper: And this remind me of my second presentation “Why Kaz Brekker should be my best man”. *turning on second presentation* First reason: Inej….

#shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #jesper x wylan #kaz brekker #wylan van sunshine #gunpowder #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #or not so incorrect #nina zenik #kanej #soc #simp jesper fahey #modern au or sort of….

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appolinyou · 3 months

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Kaz and Matthias:/Arguing and swearing/ Inej to Wylan: Don't worry, they don't hate each other, In fact, they even have friendship bracelets Jesper: Oh yes, Kaz, so I'm your best friend, and I don't have a bracelet like that! Kaz turned to Jesper in the middle of an argument with Matthias: Jesper, are you an idiot? We've got friendship pistols! Or is it a joke for you?

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totally-not-hyperfixating · 11 months

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kaz: i think that i might have some mild trauma.

nina: you THINK?!?

inej: MIGHT have?!?

jesper: MILD?!?!?

#kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #inej gafha #inej ghafa #kanej #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #the crows #1k #2k

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lilisouless · 1 year

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: We are not a couple

Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this

Matthias: He is joking

Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us

Matthias: Jesper-

Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently

"How insensitive"

Matthias: oh boy

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"Are you dating?"

Matthias: no-

Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-

Matthias: ew?

Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...

Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy

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"Are you boyfriend?"

Matthias & Kaz: no

"Because we have couples discount"

Kaz: We are married

Matthias: what-

Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours

Matthias: for the love of-

Kaz: us

Matthias: no!

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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"

Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?

Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea

Matthias: not yet , they are still cold

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: NO!

Nina: huh?

Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit

#six of crows shitpost #grishaverse shitpost #the crows #matthias helvar #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #helnik #wesper #kanej #crooked kingdom #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #netflix shadow and bone #sab netflix #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone

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def-not-kaz-brekker · 5 months

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“You can’t out-Brekker the Kaz, motherfuckers.”

- Kaz Brekker, probably

#six of crows #kaz brekker #grishaverse #inej ghafa #leigh bardugo #kanej #shadow and bone #soc #jesper fahey #nina zenik #soc incorrect quotes

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ambericesage · 20 days

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Someone: Are you two romantic?

Kaz: I left her a heart made of handwritten post-it notes on the bathroom mirror last week

Inej: There were jobs written on all of them

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