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kackzsuki · 2 years

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4 year old Midoriya: I think I'm falling for you.

4 year old Bakugou: Then get up.

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Teacher: Your son was in a fight.

Yamada, kneeling down to stare Shinsou in the eyes: Hitoshi-

Aizawa: Did you win?

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Shinsou: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Midoriya: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Shinsou: That one. I want that one.

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Momo: Jirou kissed me!

Uraraka: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Momo: It was unbelievable!

Hagakure: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Mina: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Uraraka, get the Capri-suns and unplug the phone. Momo, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Momo: Oh, it ended very well.

Uraraka: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Mina: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Momo: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Uraraka: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Momo: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Mina and Hagakure: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Jirou eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Sero: Tongue?

Jirou: Yeah.

Kaminari: Cool.

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Store Worker, from the store's PA system: Would a Mr. Aizawa please come to the front desk?

Aizawa, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Eri and Yamada*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Eri and Yamada, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Aizawa: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me??

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Iida: We call that a traumatic event

Iida, turning to Shinsou: Not a “bro moment”

Iida, turning to Kaminari: Not a “major L”

Iida, turning to Midoriya: And not an “oof lmao”

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Bakugou: Ei and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other

Kirishima: We've been awake since Friday

Bakugou: Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE FUCKING WRONG-

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Tokoyami, about Shinsou: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Shouji: His cats' names are Walter and Sushi.

Tokoyami: That's not what I asked.

Shouji: That is all the information I have.

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Shinsou: Crushes are the worst.

Kaminari: Yeah, whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid.

Shinsou: You always act stupid.

Kaminari: Yeah, don't think about that too much.

Shinsou:

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Bakugou: Stressed.

Midoriya: Depressed.

Shinsou: Possessed.

Monoma: Obsessed.

Todoroki: Impressed.

Mei: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Mei: I just wanted to join in

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Midoriya: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Shinsou: Izuku, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Yaoyorozu: What's the number one problem with high-risk missions?

Kaminari: If you're a side character, then you die within the first five minutes of the mission.

Kaminari: Dude. Wait. Are we side characters?

Yaoyorozu:

Kaminari: Do you ever think about stuff like that?

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Iida: Time for plan G.

Midoriya: Don’t you mean plan B?

Iida: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Todoroki: What about plan D?

Iida: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Midoriya: What about plan E?

Iida: I’m hoping not to use it. Todoroki dies in plan E.

Todoroki: I like plan E.

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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BNHA as things me and my friends have said

Kaminari: im a gamer with 26 cps. im good with my hands. women love me

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Shinsou: my sleeping schedule is as fucked as your mom is whenever i come over

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Uraraka: isn't elvis presley the one who sang never gonna give you up

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Mina: if the school doesn't let me dye my hair im going to dye my pubes instead

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Midoriya: We'll always be close, y'know. Our bond isn't something that we can break.

All Might: What if i fucked your mom

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*playing sribbl.io*

Midoriya: *drawing a trumpet*

Kaminari: sasiphon

Bakugou: saxophone

Sero: trumbalene

Kaminari: sasiphone

Bakugou: FUCK

Sero: saxiphone

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Tokoyami: I'm also scared of the unknown.

Shouji, without thinking: You're scared of getting laid?

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Bakugou: if you make one more fucking mom joke you wont have a mom to joke about

Kaminari: what the fuck are you implying

Bakugou:

Kaminari: whose mom, Bakugou?

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Dabi, casually walking in Shouto's dorm: Hey, this is a - stop screaming. This is a pretty cool place you got here

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kackzsuki · 2 years

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Hatsume: Shinsou is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Shinsou: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

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