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sailxrmxrs · 2 years
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hear me out, yknow how in quests story the loser ex shows up? how would nightowl react if mc’s crazy ex showed up, like hes just aggressive and insulting and was the one who made fun if their looks and still acts like that. i mean if nightowl went crazy on onion over wanting tk call, i cant imagine what hed do with a toxic ex
this took me a while to get to for which i am sorry i'm just very small brain and get distracted easily by new ideas skalsdkf BUT this was a super fun idea and i've always wondered how the interactions might go if societyboy showed up in the other routes. for the sake of ease, this is going to take place post-nightowl good ending so we're all happy vibes and in love but then uh oh mc and nightowl are out on a date and guess who they bump into. everyone's least favourite ex societyboy. madness and bad vibes ensue. no major warnings other than societyboy being his usual toxic self to mc/nightowl. i hope you enjoy anon and apologies again for how long it took !!
"Okay but you can't tell me that wasn't insanely better than the first one. I straight up don't believe you prefer the first over that," Nightowl declared as the two of you left the movie theatre with linked arms and what little remained of your shared popcorn in his other hand. You'd just seen the sequel to a movie you'd watched together back when these regular cinema dates were as new and fresh as your relationship with Nightowl. And, as was customary, a lighthearted debate about the movie was shared as you walked across the street to the same small café you always visited after such dates. It was a pretty casual place, one that suited you both perfectly with their light meals and comfortable atmosphere—especially after sharing generous amounts of popcorn between the two of you. The sun was low in the sky, making its steady descent and taking the once blue sky with it, leaving only a myriad of warm oranges in its wake. The hum of the golden hour made Nightowl's blonde hair seem even warmer, bordering on a strawberry blonde as he shielded his eyes from the glare of the setting rays.
"Sure, it might be better, but I still like the first one more."
"Babe, that makes literally no sense. If you admit this one was better, surely that means you like it more?" Nightowl asked, opening the door to the café and gesturing for you to enter first. Laughing at the juxtaposition between his confused exclamations and the sweet gesture, you led the way to your usual table. Nightowl followed, still reeling off his confusion at your statement. Hearing him ramble about the movie was cute, especially seeing the spark in his eyes as he got increasingly more emphatic over his stance. Even the waiter who brought your food over was smirking to himself as Nightowl quickly resumed after the brief intermission, just as passionate about the topic as though he had never paused. Listening to him was an easy task, his excitement and enjoyment infectious as you sat in near silence, offering frequent nods and hums every so often.
As Nightowl paused to take a sip of his coffee, you couldn't help but jump in to compliment his ardent reasoning. "You're so cute, Nightowl. You know that, right?" You mused, leaning your chin on your hand as you listened intently. Nightowl's face near set on fire, a bright redness covering his cheeks as he flustered at the genuine compliment. His eyes flickered between yours and the ring on his finger he'd begun absentmindedly playing with.
Before Nightowl could offer up any sort of quick-witted reply, the sound of a chair sliding up to your table stole away your attention. And, more importantly, the figure who had sat themself down at your table without a single word or query if they could do so. Recognition sank like a heavy weight in your stomach at the realisation at who had joined you both. His was a face you likely would never forget, though it was certainly one you wished to wipe your memory clean of. Nightowl was apprehensive as he looked at the new arrival, noticing how you recoiled, face twisting in unpleasant surprise. His hand moved under the table to take yours, a gentle thumb rubbing softly on the back of your hand in reassurance.
"Come on, aren't you pleased to see me?" Your ex asked, his voice a taunting challenge that you couldn't escape. "You always were too weak for my taste, anyway."
Nightowl's eyes flared at the comment, anger coursing through him. Taking a focused breath to remain controlled, he replied on your behalf. "Clearly they're not so if you could leave us to our date in peace, that'd be great." Nightowl didn't bother masking the contempt in his voice that betrayed the forced smile he gave your ex.
"So this is who you left me for? Really? Didn't know you liked pathetic guys like this."
Nightowl scoffed, starting to move in retaliation before your hand tightened in his, a silent warning to stay calm. He reluctantly stay seated, clearly seething at the underhanded remark while you spoke up, unwilling to hold eye contact with the ex you'd so desperately wished to forget. "Who I date has nothing to do with you so please just leave us alone."
"And where's the fun in that?" Societyboy quipped, leaning to steal a small bite from your plate. You looked back up at Nightowl, a silent pleading in your eyes. While you usually could hold your own in situations like this, Societyboy was a different case entirely, all kinds of terrible memories threatening to resurface with each moment he lingered.
"You know I was thinking—" Societyboy started.
"God help us all," Nightowl muttered, taking a frustrated sip of his drink and looking away from your ex.
Societyboy continued on, not bothering to acknowledge Nightowl or his expression of annoyance. "I was thinking about us. Getting back together, I mean. Because come on, let's be real, whatever this is will hardly last." Societyboy gestured between you and Nightowl, a look of disdain on his face that dissolved into humour as he saw the anger in Nightowl's face once more. Whether he was being honest about wanting to get back together or not was irrelevant; regardless of his intentions, there was no doubting he wanted to push Nightowl's buttons as much as was possible in order to spark some kind of outburst.
"Seriously what is your problem? Can't you see we don't want you here?"
Societyboy raised his hands either side of his head, feigning innocence in the encounter. "Damn, can't a guy just talk to his ex in peace?" He then turned his attention toward you. "You're really cool with dating a guy who won't let you have friends?"
Of course he'd try and twist this into being Nightowl's fault somehow. It wasn't anything new for Societyboy and you knew that—you weren't about to let yourself relinquish to his usual manipulative ways or fall into his trappings ever again, especially not when you had Nightowl by your side.
"And you really think they'd want to stay friends with an asshole like you? Do us all a favour and get the fuck out of here. Actually," Nightowl hesitated, looking at you with a dreamy smile that was miles away from the glare he's given your ex. "I've finished eating, have you, love?"
Sensing exactly where Nightowl's intentions lied, you nodded. "I have. The perfect time for us to get home, don't you think?" Nightowl beamed as his hand clasped yours, the two of you moving in sync as you rose from your seats. Societyboy floundered for a moment until he followed suit, clearly thrown off kilter by the way you both dismissed him. Whatever he'd expected of the encounter hadn't come to fruition, stealing away whatever leverage he's believed he had at the beginning of your encounter with him.
"Oh I see what's happening here. You're running away 'cause you got scared," Societyboy accused, stumbling on his words as you and Nightowl made to leave the café. The two of you shared an amused laugh, completely unwilling to entertain him any further. Nightowl's only response to Societyboy was to throw his arm around your shoulders, pressing a kiss to your cheek as you followed another couple leaving the café. Such a display of affection was common with Nightowl, though he did play up to your audience of one as he trailed further kisses until he reached your lips.
"He wanted a show so we might as well give him one, right?" Nightowl proposed, wiggling his eyebrows with a teasing delight. Playfully pushing his face away, you smiled as Nightowl began to pout. "So mean."
"The meanest." Your hold on his jaw was light, angling his face to leave a whisper of a kiss before intertwining your hand in his. "But thank you for handling him back there. I never thought he'd find me here."
Nightowl's free hand gently soothed your cheek, his expression softening as he spoke. "Always. Anytime you need someone to help fight your battles whether they be gross exes or bad days then I'm your man. And he really was the grossest of exes."
A laugh left your lips at the way Nightowl's nose scrunched, his head shaking slightly as though the mere thought of Societyboy was enough to unsettle him. The reaction was definitely warranted, but you still thought it was sweet how much Nightowl cared and how quickly he'd come to your defence. It wasn't a surprise that Nightowl had done so but being faced with your ex really proved just how much happier you were with him. How much you had needed to meet someone like him to forget all the worries and fears your ex had instilled in you during the time you'd been with him. Nightowl's hold on your hand was comfort personified, his presence an enveloping warmth comparable to that of the setting sun behind you both, illuminating the street ahead in the last of its golden light before the moon took over. And as the sun set on yet another perfect date with Nightowl, slight bumps in the road aside, you smiled in contentment for all that lay ahead for you both.
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jjkmtsworld · 1 year
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what instruments genshin characters would play (mondstadt edition)
a/n: hey yalls this is my first writing post bc i am in severe genshin brainrot rn 😀 anyways, some are based on my personal experiences and my opinions LMAO please excuse me if any characters might be ooc :’)
albedo:
-the oboe
-he’s smart as hell bro, i think he’d pick up a complex instrument for fun
-he practices the oboe during whatever little downtime he has in between (not a problem since he’s quick to pick it up)
-he learned alot of melodies and sweet songs to play for klee whenever she comes sees him
-he’s the chief alchemist, of course reed prices and maintenance aren’t a problem for him (klee accidentally set some reeds on fire one time)
amber:
-the drums!! specifically the tenor drums
-i feel like since she’s an archer, her arms and wrists can handle the chops of tenors
-she has stickers from klee, collei, and eula on the sides of her drums :’)
-collei’s stickers are usually just leaves from sumeru but shhh don’t ruin it for them
-one time, kaeya was holding her drums and dropped them on accident. she cried the rest of the day (they were unscathed but she side eyes her drums anytime kaeya is nearby)
barbara:
-since she’s a singer, she’s soprano
-yknow that one fiona scene from shrek 1? the one where fiona sings to the birds? yea
-she purposely screeches and goes off key whenever that one sicko is nearby (the one who crushes on her despite being an old HAG)
-at some point, barbara tried teaching jean how to sing… jean is now forbidden from singing near the church
-sometimes her fans faint from the sudden solo she has in the middle of an instrumental piece
-she’s also training in opera <3
bennett:
-the bass drum!!
-you may never notice the bass drum, but it’s there to support and carry the orchestra. it’s the most important instrument. (just like him in most of yalls teams)
-one time the conductor told him to play as loud as he can and he broke the concert bass drum. he now temporarily has to rely on a marching bass drum for the time being.
-he places stickers from klee, fischl, and razor on his drum 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
-as a way of training his muscles, he LUGS it home every day to practice (his dads encourage him to do his best as they wear earplugs)
-sometimes he lays on his drum when he’s feeling tired
-whenever he breaks a bass drum, he and razor empty it out, climb in it, and have fischl roll them down a slope
diluc:
-i can see him playing the bass clarinet
-doesnt have a lot of down time, but since he’s good with his fingers ( 🤺) he has good muscle memory
-accidentally left his reed on the mouthpiece and didn’t play for a couple weeks due to work. the next time he opened the case, he found mold growing.
-kaeya anonymously leaves new reeds (the expensive ones) for him at his doorstep. diluc thinks it’s either jean or lisa leaving him the reeds :’)
diona:
-the trumpet
-she performs at the cats tail often to get people to stop drinking temporarily and focus on her
-anytime her dad tries talking to her while he’s drunk, she blasts her trumpet in his face and runs off
-i feel like she’d be a classy girlie and has a silver trumpet
-her music sheets are covered in cat paws
eula:
-i can see her rocking a tuba
-doesn’t show up for practice at all due to her status
-somehow already knows what is expected of her so no worries there tbh
-one time she found a half eaten sandwich inside her tuba and mika was so quick to air out the potential culprits 😭
fischl:
-the viola
-oz sometimes has to DRAG her to practice because she wants to be out and about
-who needs music stands when you can have oz amirite?
-says she’d never audition for a solo but you catch her often practicing ( ◠‿◠ ) no wonder she always gets them with ease
jean:
-i can see her playing the organ!!
-mostly bc it’s easy for her to remember amongst everything else she has to do
-doesn’t practice very often due to work (;゙゚'ω゚'):
-sometimes plays to relieve stress and immerse herself temporarily
-barbara may have banned her singing, but she certainly doesn’t mind hearing a soft organ being played while she tidies up the cathedral for the next day
kaeya:
-tenor saxophone
-literally another reason why girls are attracted to him
-secretly wishes that diluc and him are paired up for a duet bc how FUCKING COOL WOULD THAT BE?? (๑>◡<๑)
-he is a strong hater of the soprano saxophone and no one knows why
-diluc anonymously pays for his repairs whenever kaeya has to get it fixed
klee:
-she’d play the violin
-albedo temporarily suspended her private lessons as klee kept running off to go blow up fish
-she got so upset one time that she played to soothe herself and ended up breaking a string which led to more tears
-don’t worry!! albedo paid to get it repaired :’)
-klee begged albedo to draw on her violin case. he drew dodoco on her case and now she brags about it everywhere she goes (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
lisa:
-she’d play the cello hello
-often shows up to practice because she enjoys seeing everyone (she’ll NEVER admit it)
-i feel like in her akademiya days, she would have done music education as a side project
-she takes great care of her instrument and plays for the traveler (not without another date to follow behind ahem)
mona:
-yknow i can see her playing the flute
-it’s all beaten up bc she can’t afford repairs ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
-somehow still manages to make it work?? no one knows how it’s possible with its current state
-fischl and her have been trying to make a duet together but they sometimes end practice early bc of their bickering
noelle:
-the euphonium
-SHE’S SO SWEET AND BRINGS SNACKS FOR EVERYONE TO EAT AFTER PRACTICE (mona stuffs her hat with them to take home)
-always practices and knows her material before practice (even dips into music theory)
-practices many solo parts but never seems to land her own ://
-gets too shy to play when singled out by the conductor :’)
razor:
-probably the timpani
-enjoys going wild on it
-sometimes if you squint enough during a ballad where timpani’s aren’t needed, you’ll find him sleeping behind his instrument
-bennett accidentally broke one of the drums and razor felt so let down by it that he lugged it all the to wolvendom so bennett wouldn’t touch it anymore
-likes to lay on it during downtime
rosaria:
-the tuba
-sees the instrument as a way of creating music without being exposed by a distinct sound
-definitely can’t read sheet music and goes by ear o(`ω´ )o
-sometimes hides in her tuba case so barbara doesn’t come looking to drag her away to the church
sucrose:
-the triangle LMAO
-just like albedo, doesn’t have much time so she picked up a simple instrument to memorize
-gets slightly competitive with other triangle players
-my triangle is better than yours
-if you look on her music stand, she’ll have one page of her sheet music and the other page is an alchemy practice problem set (>人<;)
venti:
-ik it’s canon he can play the flute and lyre
-so his third instrument is the harp
-loves the sound it makes and he truly enjoys practicing when he’s not drinking
-the other archons sometime hear him from the winds carrying his musical notes to them
-he plays the among us theme song and sends it personally to zhongli (this has angered him to no ends)
-enjoys seeing his people playing in the same room and somewhat getting along! it settles his mind :))
-another wholesome point but the archons pooled enough mora and resources to make his beautifully crafted and most monstadt people are so confused on how he obtained such a luxurious instrument despite being a broke ass mf
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crowborn666 · 2 years
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Banishment ~
Facing the Wilds of Hisui
(Sometimes I think back to Kamado banishing us, and I can’t help but wish we could’ve stayed in the wilderness, turn our backs on it all yknow? Yet a bit of another self insert here! I just find it a bit more fun and easy to write like this, and it comes naturally when I write, I oftentimes find pieces of myself in the things I write. Also don’t ask why you have a katana, it looked cool, I’ve been into Demon Slayer a lot, and a trainer can’t always rely on their Pokémon! Now have a doodle from yours truly and let’s get on with this.)
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Kamado really wishes he had asked for your help, instead of treating you as a possible threat and banishing you.
Because now?
Now you were a threat.
Your team was a frightening bunch of fighting types, with many moves to cover their weaknesses. Not many could stand up to you, and those that could never lasted long in a battle when you were serious.
Kamado thought nothing as he watched you leave the village, with nothing but your Pokémon, the items in your satchel, and a straw hat on your head.
He honestly had expected you to come crawling back to the village in shambles, begging for some sort of aid, or had heard words of something happening to you. It wouldn’t be the first time it’s happened to someone he’s banished.
But when he heard no word about you for weeks, even after the portal was dealt with by the Clan Leaders and a strange figure (who he assumes was you trying to hide), that’s when he begins to worry.
He wanted to apologize for his mistake, to ask for your forgiveness and help in the Galaxy Team once again.
But you clearly had other plans. Various groups of Galaxy Team members would spot you, and in a flash, you were gone.
Some even reported spotting you with a katana, and a quick search through storage had revealed one of the Team’s blades to be missing.
When or how you got it was beyond anyone, and Kamado was growing worried.
Were you planning on hurting others? Or had you snuck in to take it as an extra layer of protection against the wilds?
Kamado wasn’t sure, and some days he found himself surveying the wilds himself for a glimpse of you.
Rei often went with him, taking up the role of crafting items for the journey as they went, and Kamado being a watchful eye and protector over Rei, just as you did.
It was late at night in their search, resting by a campfire they’d set up. So far, nothing had bothered them, Rei gazing out into the night.
“Rei?”
The boy looked over, seeing his commander with his gaze on the fire, a deep frown on his face. “You know your partner best. Why has (Y/n) strayed so far for so long…?”
Rei swallowed the lump growing in his throat, casting his gaze back to the trees. “If I was to be brutally honest… I’d say (Y/n) is still very upset with you. They had calmed the nobles from their painful frenzies and done more for the village than any other Galaxy member, only to be banished for what? A hunch that they’re deceiving the village? I would be upset too.”
Kamado nodded slowly to Rei’s words, desperately trying to feel how you do.
“I hope we find them soon. An apology from me is much needed.”
It was early the next morning when they set out. Dew on the tall grass soaking into their clothes as they traveled. They weren’t exactly sure where they were going, searching whatever area they hadn’t before.
Rei glanced above them at the ancient stone ruins they occasionally passed, seeing nothing. He shut his eyes for a moment as his hand came up to wipe away the early morning mist, his breath stuttering when he opened them again.
“Kamado!”
The commander spun at Rei’s sharp call, following his gaze to see you staring down at them. You were sitting atop a stone pillar, scarf and longer hair blowing in the gentle breeze, a puff of white from the morning chill leaving your lips.
The straw hat shrouded your face, your eyes almost glowing beneath it. In this moment, you made Ingo’s natural intimidation look friendly.
“(Y/n)…” Kamado stuttered out your name, feeling a chill run down his back when your hard gaze flicked over to him. A twinge of guilt pierced him at the sight of your tattered clothes, a few scars visible through the tears and on your face.
There was a million things he had planned to say if he ever met you again, but in this moment, seeing what his foolish actions had led you to become, he found all those words missing.
“I… I’m sorry…”
It was all he could think of, all he could say.
You blinked down at him, and for a moment he swore he saw your gaze grow softer. You gave him a slow nod, an acknowledgment, and with a chilling breeze that forced their eyes to shut from the sudden sting, you were gone.
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osaemu · 5 months
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yknow how gojo lies down with his hands behind his head in the latest ep? ok now imagine he sits like that while you give him a bj 😮‍💨😮‍💨
.ೃ࿐ SEMI-PUBLIC SEX + GOJO SATORU
contents: fem!reader. semi-public sex (shocking), blowjob, picture-taking, time limit, you guys almost get caught, he cums in your mouth
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"satoru, s' too much," you mumble, knees starting to ache from the hardwood floor of the gojo estate's living room. somehow, satoru had convinced you to suck him off while his family was out, and one thing led to another and now he can't seem to let you go. even though satoru's family could return any moment now, he seems to think that the risk is half the fun—and now, all caution is out the window.
"yeah, that's it, baby," satoru breathes, leaning back into his chair and smirking down at you. "c'mon, keep going," he urges, shooting you a quick grin when your tongue strokes start to tire. taking satoru gojo's dick down your throat is no easy feat—he's big, and your mouth can only take so much. and yet, satoru insists that he can make it fit.
satoru groans when you pull back a little and run your tongue over his reddening tip, muttering praises on just how good you're doing. "attagirl, it's like you were born to suck me off," he murmurs fondly, resting his hands behind his head and relaxing his chest. he looks down at your trembling figure from over his sunglasses and laughs, moving one hand from behind his head to fish out his phone from his pocket.
"smile," he cooes, waiting until you look up at him to snap a picture of you kneeling in front of him. "aw, you look so fuckin' pretty like this, baby," satoru says, turning around his phone to show you the picture. from the quick glimpse you get at his phone, you notice just how fucked-out you look, eyes half-lidded and legs spread just enough to appear provocative.
"maybe i should make this my wallpa— fuck," satoru groans, cutting himself off with a breathy moan when you run your tongue in long stroke over the length of his dick. his chin tilts back as he laughs through his drawn-out groan, repeating words of encouragement for you and that slutty mouth of yours.
satoru reopens his phone with shaky hands and forces himself to focus for a moment, and a second later he grins down at you and shows you the face of his phone. it's open to a map with a moving red arrow, and the time underneath reads 'three minutes until arrival'.
"that's how long until my family's back," satoru explains, dropping his phone on his chest and grinning down at you, a challenge in his eyes. "think you can make me cum before they get here?"
"mhm!" you hum in agreement, making satoru flinch from the sudden vibration. "yeah, jus' like that, pretty," he mutters through gritted teeth. "you can do it, sweet thing."
maybe about a minute later, satoru's whining about how he's so close, and not too long after, he cums down your throat. it's hot and salty and there's so much—your lips just can't hold it all on. his cum drips down your chin and nearly gets all over your face, but satoru's quick to wipe it with his fingers and urges you to lick it off.
a dreamy smile still on his lips, satoru checks his phone again and his eyes widen. "shit, get up, baby," he says quickly, coaxing you to your feet. satoru presses his lips to your forehead and nudges you forward, adding, "bathroom's down the hall and to the left, go clean up n' i'll hold them off, 'kay?"
you nod and start to leave, but a moment later, satoru calls your name and you turn. he grins at you and blows a kiss. "let's continue this soon, yeah?"
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crazy-purple-kitten · 3 years
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The middle of a typical tapestry Shows its face in the summer sun And the outsides of the cloth Are observed by close to none
And even I Am not that bright It’d pass my eyes If it wasn’t spelled out in front of them
And my poetry can only ever be rhythmic Much less rhyming I guess breaking that pattern Could be symbolic
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pumpkinsy0 · 2 years
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haitian shepards strap in my lil sonic rings
•okok ALL the shepards know how to do meringue (thats angelas favorite)
•ok i already established before that their mom would leave to go to haiti for the carnivals (do not ask about where the money came from) so she would always record them for memories sake and they would all go ahead and just watch them to look at all the pretty costumes and dances
•angela would literally ALWAYS b entranced by the dancers and sometimes she would take her moms old dresses she had back in haiti (they dont fit her anymore so angela keeps em now) and try to dance like them just bc
•she loves the way the dress twirls ok????
•fun fact: the videos were the way she found out how to do the danse paysanne and tchaka dances :D
•ANGELA WEARS WAIST BEADS IDC IDC
•this is more of a general afro caribbean hc BUT their mom ALWAYS wears a headwrap, angela stole one of em and she looks very pretty in em
•quick #shepardfamilyhistorymoment but their great grandma on their mothers side actually practiced haitian vodou, their mom wants to do it but its honestly not that easy and u have to b careful when doing it so she cant just search it up rlly
•tim can dance compa shhhhhhh
•curly can do it too but hes just clumsy as hell but its ok king🤞🏽
•a BIG part of the reason y tim values his family is bc in haitian culture its pretty much family above all, somethin like that, and his mom instilled that in his head, it was also instilled in her head when she was younger, so on and so forth
•OK SO QUICK FUN FACT zombies actually come from haitian culture, not from hollywood guys, remember that, BUT YEA at some point all the shepard kids dressed as zombies :D
•AIGHT SO when their mom first moved to america ppl werent rlly proud to say that they were haitian but it makes her happy to see that things r changing n stuff and tim, curly, and angela dont hide it :)
•so theres ALSO a soup called tchaka and like some haitians dont make it bc its tied to the loa in vodou (haitian gods/spirits of haitian vodou) but some ppl do for either offerings to them or just bc yknow…its food, and sometimes their parents get into a fucking argument bc their mom is literally just making the soup as food but their dad doesnt want to bc of the whole tied to the loa thing
•when someone makes poule en sauce PLEASE b prepared for them to run to the kitchen crazily, they love it sm
•they still eat that shit up so i mean🤷🏽‍♀️
•curly mostly makes haitian desserts idc idc (mostly its coconut flan, haitian french toast, askan, n other stuff
•he makes the best gateau au beurre (literally rum cake) and chokola ayisyen i just know it guys trust me u guys have to try it, even tim ask him to make ot sometimes
•their dad makes stuff like haitian lemonade, beignets, and gateau ayisyen zoranj (traditional haitian cake)
•they ALL know how to make kremas its canon now
•when they make food tim shares it w the shepard gang and they love the food idc idc
ALRIGHT thats it for now but i might make more later
if u dont interact w this post ill take it that ur anti black/hj🤞🏽
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wandasallerdyce · 3 years
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Annoying - Stiles Stilinski
Request - Stiles Stilinski x M!reader. AU Stiles is a jock bisexual kid in the school who is really cocky because he is good looking and fools around with a lot of guys. He's the sort of a heartbreaker. The reader dislikes him. The two of them have to go to detention. Stiles likes the reader and is sorta flirty with him and tries to get him interested. The reader thinks Stiles is hot but annoying and cocky. Stiles feels something he's never felt before. You could imply smut.
Notes - slight cursing in the story. Finally finished a request after being busy for months. I rushed the ending so if it’s bad, ignore that part rq 🙂
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It was well known around the school that you weren’t very fond of Stiles. To begin with, he always pestered you with flirty remarks 24/7. It was starting to get annoying. It was kind of cute at first, even almost deciding to give into him, but then you found out about the real Stiles. He would fuck anything that moved. Literally. One day you’d see him holding a pretty girl, and the next day he’d have a boy wrapped around his fingers. You were angered to say the least, but also heartbroken.
You couldn’t deny that you held romantic feelings toward said boy. He was tall and attractive, and seemed to be funny at times. But you couldn’t be with someone who was only looking for a quick fuck and didn’t care about you after. As much as your heart longed for his touch, you knew you had to spare yourself from pain. You couldn’t be someone he could just forget existed right after.
But it seemed as the world hated you today. A Friday of all days did the world have to end. It all started when you were only a minute late to class, seeing as there was a long line in the bathroom (ugh, why did they all collectively had to use it at that time?!). Apparently your history teacher thought that going to the bathroom when needed wasn’t necessary and gave you after school detention. To add insult to injury, the one and only Stiles Stilinski had detention too.
Oh how you were about to chew out whatever spirits were out there for putting you in this position. He stared at you as you entered the class, and gave you a smirk. Gosh, how you wanted to kiss- slap that smirk right off his face. You walked all the way to the back of the class and fell into the chair whilst pulling your (f/c) hoodie to hide your face. All was good until Stiles threw a paper ball at you. You looked up and glared at him, responding with that same, stupid smirk. You opened the ball and read what was scribbled in it. ‘How did the beautiful and oh so perfect (y/n) end up in detention?’ it read.
You rolled your eyes and wrote back down an explanation. It kept going back and forth until he eventually told you that he was in here for being in a fight. How unsurprising. The teacher watching over both of you got bored to the point where they sent you both to help out the janitor or something. All was well until Stiles decided to shove both of you guys in a closet. “Yknow, things would’ve been easier if you stopped avoiding me.” Stiles said, with hands in his pockets. “Who says I’m avoiding you? I’m simply just not interested in talking to you.” You retorted back.
“Ouch, that hurt. But, since I’m an understanding person, I’ll forgive you.” Stiles said while giving you a small smile. You squinted your eyes and stared at him, making sure you heard right. “Weird. You never offer forgiveness. Anyways, I don’t want it so get out of my way.” You simply replied while making your way towards the exist. Stiles quickly jumps in front of you, blocking the exist. “Move it, Stilinski. I won’t hesitate to kick you where the sun doesn’t shine.” You stated, crossing your arms over your chest.
“Listen, I’m sorry (y/n), but just hear me out please.” Stiles begged. “Fine, 5 minutes. Make them quick, I have somewhere to be.” You bluntly said. “Alright, so basically, um, I like you and- and I’ve stopped messing around with people because I want to be with you. Ever since we met in class that one time, I’ve wanted to be with you, romantically, not sexually. You changed me (y/n), for the better. And I love you even more for that. I want to make it up to you, take you out on nice dates and all that stuff. I want to make you happy, that is it you’d let me.” Stiles blurted out, tumbling and stuttering out his sentences.
It was kind of… cute if you were being honest, but then you remembered the Stiles you had come to known. “Stiles… I’d love to be with you but, I don’t know if it’s right for the both of us. You can have anyone you want, so go for them, not me.” You said while fidgeting with your hands. “But I want you, (y/n). You’re the only person keeping me sane in this school. Hell, I’ll even give up my popularity if it means I get to be with you. I… I love you (y/n).” He said, and with that your head shot up. He said it. The 3 word sentence, he said it!
“Stiles, you love me?” You asked, while gasping. “Always have, you were just busy avoiding me to notice…” Stiles stated, grabbing your hand and holding it. And that’s when you knew that you couldn’t contain your feelings for the brunette jock anymore. You grabbed his neck and pulled him in for a kiss. It was slow, but you could definitely feel the flood of emotions in it. Your lips were moving in sync, and although Stiles’ lips were slightly chapped, they were still soft to kiss.
When you pulled away, the both of you were breathless. “Well, that was something.” Stiles said, shock still evident on his face. The both of you stood there, an awkward silence lingering too long. You looked directly into his eyes and decided to speak up. “Listen Stiles, I love you too but if we’re going to be together, I need you to know some things.” You said as he slowly nodded, telling you to continue. “If we want to make this work, please wait for when I’m ready for sex. I want this to be sweet in the beginning, I don’t want to feel pressured. Secondly, please don’t touch me that often, at least not in the first couple of months. Lastly, just be yourself around me Stiles. I want to have fun, not date some A.I..” You said, ending your rules for him.
“I can do that, it’s easy peesy. And don’t worry, I won’t pressure you into doing anything you don’t want to.” He said reassuringly. “Cmon, let’s get out of here and go to my house to watch some cheesy movie.” You said, grabbing a hold of his hand. “Ah, yes, a cheesy movie where I can pretend we’re the main characters kissing!” Stiles stated excitedly. “Don’t make me regret giving you a chance, Stilinski.”
FIN
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Ok this idea has been living rent free on my mind just hear me out, how about chubby Kai being insecure so the reader just shows him how beautiful he is, the reader being a soft dom and Kai being a sub.
(Pspsps can the reader have a bodyworship and a praise kinks please)
[Not me coming back after a long hiatus with barely reasonable smut lol. You’ll have to forgive me if this one isn’t as good. I feel like whatever ability I had to write smut just disappeared but I’m hoping I haven’t lost it. I promise I’ll do my best!]
~Adoration~
-Chubby!Kai Chisaki smut-
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Adoration- deep love and respect
You sighed while mindlessly watching the show in front of you from your spot on the couch. Your eyes were trained on the TV but your mind was elsewhere. The people on screen slowly shifted into colorful blobs and soon your interest in whatever they were talking about began to drown out as well. It was like your body was there but it wasn’t at the same time. Instead of focusing on the shows, you were wondering what was taking so long in the other room. Usually it was the other way around, but tonight Kai was taking too long to get ready. After a while you began to worry, so reluctantly you stood from the warmth of the couch and trudged down the hallway, careful to not step on your dress end/tux pant leg (or whatever choice of fancy clothing reader chooses to wear). When you finally made it to the room, there he was. Kai was standing in front of the floor mirror while scowling to himself. Your eyes trailed to the myriad of clothes that littered the bed. He noticed your reflection behind him in the mirror and turned to look at you, trying his best to hide his discomfort. “Y/N, I’ll be finished in a moment. Go wait for me in the living room.” He demanded quietly while fumbling to unbutton the shirt he was wearing. You chuckled and pushed some of the clothes on the bed out of the way before taking a seat. “I don’t know if you noticed this or not Mr. Chisaki, but that’s what I’ve been doing for the past hour and a half. You don’t suppose we’ll be able to make it to the event within the next 20 minutes do you?” You teased him but your smile instantly diminished when you noticed his eyes were a bit glassy? 
“Kai? What’s wrong?” He scoffed at your concern and tossed the shirt he was wearing onto the bed with the others. He went to the closet to search for something new but he paused when he noticed it was nearly barren, save for but a few ties hanging up. “Perhaps you should go without me...I’ve...changed my mind.” He spoke quietly, his back still turned to you. “What? Are you being serious with me right now or is this a joke?” You furrowed your brows. Suddenly he turned to look at you with a touch of anger and desperation in his eyes. “Do I look like the type to kid around?” You sighed and stood up to approach him. He was confused for the most part when you made it over to him and gently grabbed the sides of his face in your hands. You smiled and nuzzled your nose against his before planting a gentle kiss upon each cheek. You managed to diffuse his anger but the mood shifted when you saw his eyes glisten with water, tears threatening to fall but he was too stubborn to let it happen. “Kai please talk to me, you know I’ll listen if you tell me how you feel.” He sighed at your words and looked everywhere but into your eyes as he started to explain. 
“None of my clothes look good on me anymore. I’ve gained so much damn weight in the past few months that I don’t recognize myself in the mirror anymore. I can barely stand to look at myself anyway...Aside from that, I can hear some of the men at the very lowest rung of the Hassaikai make fun of me behind my back. Surely I killed them off but it doesn’t diminish how their words made me feel. My quirk can easily be used to get rid of this issue but I feel like that’s the easy way out of things. I’d like to become much more active but between work I just can’t find the time. I’m a disappointment and far beneath what you deserve to be seen with.” He finished ranting to you and quickly reached up to wipe a tear away but you beat him to it. When he looked at you with wet eyes, he expected to see you agreeing with him but instead you met his gaze with adoration, love, and support. “Kai I can understand how you must be feeling right now. Gaining weight like that must’ve felt drastic considering its only been a few months but you shouldn’t be caught up comparing yourself to the past yknow? We’re humans, and our bodies grow with change. It’s good you want to work out instead of just using your quirk, but you should know that working out could be done to make yourself feel better health-wise instead of changing your appearance to change others. Personally I thought you were handsome before and I still think you’re handsome now as well. No matter what appearance you take on you will always be Kai Chisaki, young head of the Shie Hassaikai. If I can love you, then you owe it to yourself to love you as well. Got that, my capo?” He rolled his eyes at the nickname and rubbed away more tears. “I suppose...but now what will we do? I’ve made us late to the entire damn event and I’m sure Pops and the others are waiting on us.” He scratched his chin in thought and stared off at the wall while trying to figure out a game plan. Meanwhile you had much more devious intentions wrapped beneath all that fluff you laid on him. “Angel???” You caught his attention immediately when those hands of yours fumbled with the rim of his underwear. His ears and cheeks quickly turned pink/red from the shock of it all. “What are you doing?” 
As if he had to ask.
You smirked at him and flashed mischief from those half-lidded eyes. “What do you mean what am I doing? I’m simply showing my husband how beautiful he is and how much I appreciate his body. You can’t honestly expect me to give up this opportunity when you’re right here in front of me.” You feigned innocence and he could already feel himself hardening up...especially with the way your free hand gripped him and teased him from the outside of the underwear. “Angel, but we’re already late. What if we-” He paused and sucked in air from his teeth when you slipped his cock out from the confinement of the underwear, and your tongue took an experimental swish at the tip. His hands clenched at his sides, trying his hardest not to grip your head and guide you. He was trying to deny it, keep his composure but you were too much to handle sometimes. “C’mon Kai, since we’re already late to the party, why don’t we have our own fun here, hmm? Be real good for me and let me taste that cock of yours? Maybe if you’re really a good boy, I’ll let you cum. How does that sound hmmm?” You voice may have seemed sweet, but he wasn’t dumb enough to fall for it. He knew of your dominance sometimes displayed in the bedroom when you were up to it. The temptation to bend to your will was all too strong so he obeyed. “Fine, j-just make it qu-quick.” He pouted and looked away from you, his face cherry red by now. You smirked in triumph and wasted no time on him. Taking his entire member and shoving it into your mouth at once may have been the closest thing to heaven on Earth he would ever feel in his life. In all honesty, he almost came right then and there, but he wanted to hold out for you. He needed to be good for you or else your punishment wouldn’t be nearly as soft as you were treating him right now.
“Mmmm, you’re certainly tasty Chisaki~” You spoke after slowly moving your mouth from him. You spit on the tip and used your thumb to spread it around, taking delight in the way he shivered under your touch. “Are those knees of yours getting weak, capo? You can’t really be giving out on me already can you?” You teased him and he groaned lowly. “C-cut it out and just suck it already.” You frowned at his demands and shook your head. “What are the magic words, handsome?” He blushed lightly at your compliment and uttered a soft ‘please’ while looking away. You smiled and began swirling your tongue around the head of his cock while using your hand to gently massage him. You only pulled away to occassionaly speak praises on him. 
“You have such a lovely body Kai, it’s just right for me. I love your tummy, I love your cheeks, you shoulders, back, arms, all of it. I adore most of all the way it react when I’m touching you like this while we’re alone.” He shuddered at your words and only began quietly moaning when you went back down on him. With each bob of your head and hand, it was getting harder and harder to contain the sounds he was making. By the time he was nearing his finish, he was a moaning mess. His legs were shaking and standing was barely an option anymore but he held on so as to not appear to weak during your show of dominance. His face was a brilliant red/pink, and it was coated in a sheen of sweat. He couldn’t really find the words but this wouldn’t be good enough for you in the moment. You needed him to understand all of this was out of love, lust, and adoration for him so you made him beg.
“Kai speak up for me. All those moans are just a garbled mess and you know it.”
“Angel please...”
You smirked and worked your hand a bit faster than before, spitting on him again to keep the slick lubrication on his cock. “Beg harder for me handsome. Tell me you need this.”
“Please Angel, I can barely take anymore. I’m so close I’m-”
“Beg harder.”
“ANGEL PLEASE! I want to cum so badly, I’ll do anything!”
“Hmmmm, anything?”
“Yes, GOD YES!”
“Then admit it. Admit that your body is beautiful no matter what. Admit that you’re worthy of love from my, others, and most importantly yourself. And promise that you’ll stop being so hard on yourself. Do it Kai, if you wanna cum.”
“YES, I PROMISE...I’ll !!!” He gasped loudly and came without much of a warning, with you accidently getting caught in the crossfire. You pouted and he quickly looked away while trying to catch his breath. Slowly he fell to his knees on the ground in front of you and lowered his sweaty head to your shoulder. “Ugh, you make a mess of me every time...” He quietly gasped out between breaths. You wiped the cum from your face and pulled him into a tight hug. “Making a mess out of you is fun. I’m the only one that can do it, so I take a lot of pride in that.” You teased him lightly and he sighed. “Let’s go take a shower. This is disgusting you know.” 
“Agreed.” You kissed his neck and joined him in the shower. After preparing for bed, you shot a text to Pops and the others letting them know that a matter of business came up last minute and that was why you and Kai couldn’t make it. After the little white lie, you cuddled up into bed beside him and he pulled you into his chest, placing his head on you so he could inhale your sweet scent from the body wash. “Y’know I meant everything I said back there, about loving yourself and how you were worthy of it. I just wanted you to know it wasn’t just the heat of the moment.” You spoke up after a long comfortable silence. You felt him kiss the top of your head as he began rubbing gentle and loving circles into your hip underneath the covers. “You treat me too well, Y/N. I love you, and I suppose I’ll make better attempts at your wishes. Now please go to bed.” You chuckled at his words and rolled to face him. His eyes were full of gentleness and appreciation for you. “Okay, mochi tummy.” You teased him with a smile and planted a gentle kiss on his lips before nuzzling into his neck and chest and falling asleep. “Pshhh, such an annoying nickname.” He lied before following shortly behind you to dreamland.
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indieboysarehot · 2 years
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When did THIS happen!? - Nick Valensi x reader pt 7
It was easy to hide your relationship since you two acted so much like a couple when you weren’t, so hiding it? Easy as hell except…when it really wasn’t. 
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“Yeah you should see Y/N and Nick! They’re always all over each other. It’s like they’re dating or something!” Julian ‘joked.’ He knew he had to keep the secret, but….he was so ecstatic for the pair that it seemed that with every chance he got to make some sort of comment, he’d make it. Needless to say, neither of you were too pleased, though sometimes it could be a little amusing almost like an inside joke. You all felt kinda bad for the rest of the bands not knowing, but at the same time…if it got out to the public, it could be really bad news.  Nick was the heartthrob and part of their, well, fanbase was slightly obsessed with the man, so him having a girlfriend right in the middle of tour was a little bit…concerning. He didnt care much, but he knew Ryan - their manager - would care…just a bit.  
“Ah, cmon man, we’re just friends who cuddle. We’ve done it before, so why can’t I do it with her?” Nick replied, basically asking Julian “why the double standard?”
“It’s because I know youre in love with me and I’m a little jealous.” The messy haired singer retorted. You all, being basically one big family were like brothers and sisters - BUT NOT YOU AND NICK CUZ THAT’D BE WEIRD EW - and everyone knew how to push each other’s buttons just a little bit to get a rise out of each other. It was fun for the most part, though sometimes someone could say something that could start a little bit of a fight between band members, but all in all, it was a good playful sort of friendship.  
You rolled your eyes and smirked. The banter between the boys always somehow made you feel secondhand embarrassment at some of the things they said, but at the same time, it was really fucking amusing. 
“What, you got a fucking crush on me?!”
“Yes. In fact I do, so c’mere and gimme some lips.”
You all laughed, but you and Nick were just a little tense at Julian’s initial remark about you two and dating. You and he tried to let it go though cuz no one suspected a thing…right…?
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It was night time when you moved to Nick’s bus bunk, sliding in next to him and wrapping your arms around his waist.  You didnt know if he was awake or totally knocked out, but you said a soft “hey.” In return you got a whispered “hey” back. He rolled over to see his beautiful girlfriend in all of her sleep deprived glory.  
“What’s up?” He asked, a little concerned. 
“Couldn’t sleep. I haven’t been able to sleep recently, but like whenever I’m with you, it really helps.” You mumbled the last few words, a little embarrassed at your dependency on him to sleep. You weren’t like this before - sure, you were sleep deprived a lot - but with him..well..it seemed like you couldn’t sleep without his arms around you or your arms and leg wrapped around him like a koala hugging a tree; that was his personal favorite cuddling position.  He just found it to be so adorable and he just could never resist you when you did it, totally melting at the way you’d cling onto him.  
“C’mere love.” He pushed a piece of hair out of your eyes and then rest his (fucking huge) hand on your cheek, making you smile. 
You immediately got into position, throwing one leg over his thigh and and an arm over his chest with him laying on his back.  He wasn’t fond of sleeping on his back, but, yknow what?, anything for you. 
“Get some sleep, seriously, tomorrow’s kinda a big day…” he kissed your forehead. 
The two of you slept for the full rest of the night, cuddling. 
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Until....
“Holy shit—“ Albert’s voice.
“Wait what?” Fab’s voice. 
“When did this happen?” Nikolai’s voice.
The guys. 
Oh fucking fuck. 
You jumped out of Nick’s arms as quick as possible, totally forgetting you were wearing both his t-shirt and a pair of his boxers as sleep shorts. Questionable fashion choices, but hey, you were just sleeping in it, so I can’t totally blame you - plus, big shirts and boxers are comfy as HELL. He was shirtless, making the situation just slightly worse. 
“Oh my god! It’s…we can explain! Ow!” Nick said, sitting up quickly and then banging his head on the ceiling of his bunk.  
The guys held back a laugh as they watched their friends scramble to try to explain why exactly they were sleeping in the same bed, cuddling.  You were the first to speak, gulping quite loudly before you began. 
“Nick and I are kinda…”
“We’re kinda—“
Julian walked in and announced: “They’re seeing each other. How was it not obvious to you dumbasses.  Sometimes I really think you all are like the Three Stooges or somethin” He laughed. 
The lanky brunette and you looked at each other in disbelief. How the hell could Julian say that and just totally put it out in the open that Nick and you were dating. Asshole move, Julian, asshole move…
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It took some getting used to for the guys to accept the fact that two of their best friends were dating, but it seemed alright enough.  Of course there was going to be total douchebag comments and jokes to Nick especially as he still was “one of the guys,” but to you they were quite nice as always (since they were your best friends, of course), though sometimes they would make a slight teasing comment. All in all, things were normal though. Thank fucking Jesus Christ almighty, can I get an amen up in here?
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The next few days came and went with almost no problems until……
To be continued.
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HEHEHEHE CLIFFHANGER
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iisuya-simps · 3 years
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hello hello would you do Sasara taking reader on his ideal date? <3
A/N: ooooh, I have a little scenario in mind. :p enjoy
Word count: 1225
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Sasara loves going to new places with you. Today he decided that you two could adventure to a few restaurants and shops around town. He would take you out for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you'd let him. But decided that was too much for one day. Knowing him he probably already packed the day full of activities for the both of you to do.
"I know a great okonomiyaki place that I go to quite frequently. Let's go there for lunch." You smile and nod. On your first date, he took you to a nice diner that had the best
Sasara leads you down an alleyway to a little walk-in restaurant. "Ohayo~" "Ah Sasara, nice to see you-" the cook turns to you and smiles. "And who's this pretty young lady?" "This is my date, y/n." "Oooh my, arent you the lucky one." You both take a seat.
"Well, would you like your usual?" The chef says squirting some oil onto the grill. "Sure. What would you like y/n?" You take a moment to scan the menu. "Hmm, whatever you're having I guess." "Are you sure? You can get whatever you want." Yeah, I'm not picky though. I just hope that you have good taste." You wink and nudge his arm. "Better make that two then."
Sasara entertains you with some small talk and his dry humor like usual. When the food is done you down it with great gusto. But it unfortunately ended up being too much for you to finish so you took the rest to go.
Sasara's arm wrapped around your shoulder while you walk down the street. He cracks jokes the whole time and teases you.
"So why do you like me y/n?" "W-what?" The question catching you off guard and you can't help but blank and stare back at him. "If you don't tell me I'll have to guess. Hmmm..." Sasara scratches his chin.
"Is it my sense of humour? I've been told I'm pretty funny yknow." He nudges you with his elbow. "Maybe my fashion sense? Houndstooth print is coming back and I hear green hair is in these days." You laugh and ruffle his hair. "Your hair is pretty great, and you are a stellar comedian, Sasara."
"Is that all?" Sasara pokes your side. "H-Hey!" He grins and raises an eyebrow. "Oh, so you're ticklish, huh?" His hands immediately launch forward to tickle your sides.
"Sasara stop!" "No way! It's fun if you're really ticklish!" His fingers poke and jab back and forth from your sides to your armpits making you yelp and squeal with laughter. "Stop, please!"
"Alright alright." He ceases his assault leaving you out of breath. " You have a cute laugh y'know." "Whatever." Sasara takes your hand. "C'mon, let's keep going."
You're out most of the day going from shop to shop, taking a walk in the park and visiting the 'fish galleries'. Later on in the evening, you stopped by a convenience store where you two share a melon cream soda.
"Since you asked me earlier, I think it's only fair if I ask what you like about me." "Well, that's an easy one." Sasara put his arms behind his head. I think you're very cute, down to earth, have the cutest laugh, but I suppose that's already been established. He takes your hand.
"I like talking to you y/n. You're always willing to listen and put up with all of my shenanigans, cheesy puns and dad jokes. All I want to do is make you happy." A slight blush forming on his cheeks. "I really like you, y/n." Your stomach flipped in the best way. "Sasara, I like you too." You smile a foolish grin and squeeze his hand.
"There's a club downtown that's having an open mic tonight. Might be fun to scout out some of the local talents." You roll your eyes. "Of course, you're going to take me to a comedy show." "Haha you're not too tired, are you?" "Nah, I'm game." "Great."
There were a lot of great acts at the comedy club. You both laughed until you cried, almost to the point where water was going to shoot out of your nose.
Sasara loves watching you laugh. Seeing how happy and carefree you are makes him glad to be by your side. He hopes to always make you feel this way.
"And now, our last act of the night, please welcome to the stage Tragic Comedy!"
Your eyes widened as you saw Sasara leave his seat to walk up on the stage. Though you really shouldn't be surprised that he's part of the act tonight. But you just were suspicious of what gags he had up his sleeve.
His set was very playful and lively. You couldn't help but feel your heart beat faster when your eyes locked on his. He looked to you when delivering punchlines to check if you were still having a good time. But there was no doubt that you weren't impressed.
Sasara's energy was exhilarating, and if your stomach wasn't hurting from laughter before it certainly was now. Wrapping up the show his tone got a little calmer.
"So my date is here tonight. Say hi, y/n." The crowd oohs and awws. Your face heats up and your cheeks become beet red as you wave. "I was gonna say this earlier but thought I should wait. Cuz what am I if not a man of good timing right?" 'He can not be serious...' you slouch in your chair and look around for somewhere to hide.
"Well y/n, I was hoping that tonight you would become my girlfriend." The audience gasped gawking in anticipation. 'Why did he have to make such a big deal out of this.' You scratch your arm and look up to see him staring at you with uncertainty. Surely you couldn't turn him down in front of all of these people. You cover your face with your hands in embarrassment.
"Yes of course, you clown."
The room erupted in a roar of cheers and applause. That smug look returning to Sasara's face. "Alright alright, looks like I can end this show on a good note after all." He wipes the sweat from his forehead. "Goodnight everybody!" He takes a bow.
Like that he's back by your side in an instant and pulls you into a hug. After the quick embrace, you're practically dragging him out the back door of the club to then punch him in the arm.
"H-hey!" "That's for not telling me you were a part of the show." "I thought it was a nice surprise." You smack him on the other arm.
"That's for asking me to be your girlfriend in front of an audience." You cross your arms against your chest. "But I shouldn't expect anything less from you I suppose..." You lean over to kiss his cheek.
"And that's thanks for taking me out on a wildly fun date." "You enjoyed it then? "Of course I did, moron." You cling to his arm. "I always have a blast with you."
Sasara brings you home. You insist on inviting him inside but he declines saying he should get back to his place and go to bed. Cupping your cheek he leans in to kiss you goodnight, thus ending your date with your new boyfriend.
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sothischickshe · 4 years
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Yeah I got some question for you, specifically 1, 6, 12, 17!
What made you start writing fanfic?
well, technically the first fics i wrote weren’t gg ones and i wrote them bc... well im not sure i know! i guess cos i read fic and i wanted to try it, and there were specific things i wanted to read abt that didnt seem to exist, and i like writing?? but i had no inclination to share them with anyone
and then with gg fic, which is the only stuff ive ever posted, it was i. the season 2 finale which was very stupid and ii. how encouraging and welcoming the fandom was 
6. Name three stories you found easy to write
hmm. idk that any of them have been really easy, but conversely idk that the actual WRITING part has been that hard for any of them (it’s more the planning/staring into space and editing/polishing that presents challenges; the writing part is normally pretty chill and fun, unless i pass out a lot and end up covered in ink).
but three that were probs easier/st:
i. The Good Kind: i mean it was the first and i had no idea what i was doing and so it was pretty quick, and also while it is verging on actual pwp it has a well-defined conceit and i guess plot which is contained, so it’s not like there were many details to tie up etc
ii. A time to refrain (from embracing): it’s the shortest thing ive written and it kind of burnt out of me very fast after the s3 premiere (i think i had it pretty much in the chamber and just didnt commit to writing it till we saw the beginning of the season) and i don’t think i edited it that heavily
iii. Maybe it’s something in the water: i basically wrote this to cheer myself up, the concept was something i’d been toying with for chapter 2 of filing her nails but then was like no that’s too silly (which, if i’m saying it...hoooo) so i had it lying around my mentalscape. also it’s short and t-rated and mostly humorous, so it wasn’t hard to write? long and smutty and angsty is def more effort!
.12. For E-rated fic, what are some things your characters keep doing? 
boning
talking (gross)
fantasising and/or masturbating (205 fucked me Up in a way i will never recover from)
teasing
having Emotions
appalling pillow talk
unprotected sex (a Sharp increase of this after the pregnancy lie/essentially confirmation that beth n rio are too dumb to know abt condoms which is frankly correct characterisation bc they’re fkn morons)
watching their reflection (204 obviously fucked me UP in ways i will never recover from too)
robe stealing (and other clothes stealing i guess but yknow)
trying to wrest and/or maintain control
complaining about their knees
hydrating
angsting around
things that i think are funny
getting me yelled at which is unfair
a lot of oral sex
17. why is lauren like this?
GREAT question, i ASSUME she has really weird looking elbows, and is simply trying to deflect attention from that fact
fanfiction asks!
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crystu-cii · 3 years
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YOURE SO BRAVE WTH YOU RECORDED YOURSELF????? DAMN CRYS-- XDD also yes, am pro, just yknow take my word for it cause sometimes I have very bad runs- XD
YESSSS I FEEL THAT- JUST learns slang in secret do I don't get made fun of- also yesss big words- well I like big words, they're fun to use, but I can definitely work then better than I can pronounce them XDD
WHEEZE MOOD XDD
Yeah, I casually pick up words so I'm sure if I actually hung out with people and talked to them irl I'd pick up more slang words- (for example two of my friends say pog a lot and I'm like that weird looks fun?? but it's hard to incorporate a word you rarely hear--) also y e s I picked up sus so damn quick XD I got nervous anytime I said it around my family cause I felt antsy that I'd get made fun of- ;w;
Also sorry for not sending an ask for so long, today's been l o n g so it took me a while to get to it ;w;
BAHAHA YEAHH IDK WHAT KINDA KID I WAS- i was jus like "yknow what- IMA START A YOUTUBE CHANNEL" i stopped years ago- somehow i have gained 200 subs or smth between those years- w h a t- xDD
and omg- saying slang might be easy cause my parents will have NOOO clue what im talkjng about ( NOT THAT THEY WOULD HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE-) XD
and OMGGG i also pick up so many words from my friends- thats also why i keep saying "pog" "poggers" "pog champ"- its awesome XDDD
and omg- that also reminds me of dumb inside jokes with my friends- NO WONDER MY HUMOR is so off- xDDD an inside joke i know of is "poopeeweewee" WHEHEHEHZE (and surprisingly- that joke has a lot of context behind it XDD)
and oh dont worry! i also have been taking longer than usual answering this cause gosh- this week has been a lottttt for me- xDD but today my relatives left my house so i hope things can come back to normal for me and i can FINALLY speak FREELY xD
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lilsungie · 5 years
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lil’ love potion
a/n: wow i fin a ll y wrote something i had a strong idea for, what a s h o c k e r, anyway i had a fun time writing this since wow i wuv hyuck n everything he does is just ama zin g. its dedicated to my lil sunflower @neo-cult-ure !! hope you enjoy it :( (kinda shakey because of caffeine and lack of sleep so pl s dont pay attention to spelling mis ta kes ) 
genre: fluff
word count: 1.7k
summary: donghyuck, your crush, dance teacher, and friend, has you come over after a late night of practice.
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The boy sighed as he walked around the small studio, waiting for you to come through the doors at any minute. He was stressed obviously, not knowing how to make you learn the dance faster, not because you had to or anything was rushing the two of you, it's just that he noticed you getting frustrated whenever you would mess up or fall a bit on the tempo. He knew how it could be for a person that had just started learning their favorite idols' dances, it reminded him a bit too much of how he used to be when he'd started. Though, he did get a bit more help from his relatives, yknow, being a wizard and all he had books that had been handed down to him that he refused to use unless it was extremely needed. He played the song, wanting to start with something easy so a girl group's song would've been easier on your body, structure and all.
"FANCY" had started blaring through the speakers, the boy running to the middle of the room to get in position and revise what he had taught himself that morning, seeing if he would mess up because that would be catastrophic in his mind, messing up while teaching you something you thought he was good at. His masculine body moved through as gracefully as possible, though he nailed the whole dance, he still found where he messed up, going over and over the same part till he got it completely right, for you. "Fuck, fuck, fuck," he kept on exclaiming, running a hand through his hair before he slumped down on the ground, running the small drops of sweat that had started to form on his forehead and cheeks. You'd been watching him dance the part over and over, impressed, though confused on why he was being so hard on himself when even you didn't see the mistake. When he'd fallen over you quickly ran over thinking he passed out or something from exhaustion, which wasn't such a rare occurrence and was making you worry about the boy even more.
"Donghyuck," you said, pressing your cold hands to his wet and pink cheeks, "Are you okay?" He sighed out and you wondered what had been stressing him so badly, whether it was the dance or schoolwork. Truth be told, it had been you and your cute face that made him so flustered and forced him to close his eyes and roll on his tummy from how fast his heart was beating. "Geez, could you stop stalking me," he scoffed and managed to pull himself up before leaning over to hug you, the soft smell of not only your shower gel but also your coffee made everything he was saying about himself go away. It was obvious to everyone how much he liked you, he practically adored you and the thought of you being with him, though there were times where he thought you wouldn't even dare to do with someone like him. "Are you ready? Do I have to tie your shoelaces again just like the last few billion practices?" he teased you because he knew you were clumsy and couldn't bother to tie them amid practice.
You guys played around for a bit before starting to warm up, the new odd exercises making your hips sore out of nowhere. He knew you wouldn't be flexible and would need to warm up lots, he cared for you and a sprained muscle was the thing he wouldn't want to happen to you. Once he'd started teaching you, you noticed how he positioned your arms and used a different count-system to make you get accustomed to the tempo, catching the beat, everything you didn't bother about focusing because his voice counting to the melody was enough for you to remember it. You were happy with how quick he'd helped you learn since he knew you were impatient with yourself just like he was with himself. You danced along with him and managed to finish the intro and the first part that lead to the chorus, feeling happy and satisfied with yourself, for the most part, you leaned over to Donghyuck, wrapping your arms around him and whining, "Hyuck, I'm tired, can we go now? Let's finish it tomorrow!" you said and heard him sigh, though he knew it was too late to just let you go home by yourself, so you'd stay over at his place for a bit.
It was a quiet walk to his place, the boy seemed fairly off about something but he didn't dare say anything whenever you asked if he was okay or not. Even if he did seem okay he had a lot on his mind, wondering how the fuck he was going to hide the books from his parents before you even managed to see them. His apartment was a mess, potion recipes all over the place, hopefully, however, you wouldn't notice them once you walked inside. All of the recipes were some form of 'love' potion and he wasn't just going to reveal his never-ending crush on you, nor was he going to try out one on you and not reverse it immediately, similar recipes to reversal spells all over his living room floor. He was thoughtful, he knew he had flaws more than a normal person would, which is why he'd thought you wouldn't be interested in him, he was too weird for you to like him like that.
"Donghyuck!" he snapped out of his worried thoughts and looked up at you with a slightly tilted head, "Unlock the door," you said blankly and the boy mentally kicked himself for not noticing that the two of you had been standing for quite a while in the cold. He apologized before quickly unlocking the door and running in first to pick up all of the papers everywhere but before he could do anything your figure rushed inside right behind him. "What are these?" you asked, picking up one of the pieces of paper from his hands, the boy swallowing a bit too hard at the thought of what you'd think. "Ah! This would be fun to make!" You pointed the paper to Donghyuck, "You have the ingredients, right?" he nodded, head slumping down as he set all of the papers down and decided to take your coat and bag.
"You wanna," he stopped in his tracks to his room a bit, "You want some of my clothes? To like, get comfy and all?" he asked you and of course you couldn't pass up the option to wear something of his, he always smelled so nice and his clothing was always loose around you. You followed him and he gave you a pair of pajamas before leaving the room to change in the bathroom and let you have your peace. Once the two of you met back in the living room, the actual potion-making had started, gathering all the ingredients first was the most important thing before you moved to the kitchen. It did state that the potion had to be put in a warm glass bottle before drunk, and so, the boy provided everything that you needed, even if some of the ingredients sounded a bit odd. "Did you put a pan outside to collect rainwater for this?" He hummed in response, watching you shrug and pour in the water, his lower lip between his teeth. He knew it would work since he was in presence, he was scared that he might not be able to reverse it after a while, however.
After about an hour and a half, the whole house smelled like apple pie, Donghyuck jumping up to take it off of the stove, telling you that he'll bring it over in a bit. He wasn't going to taste it since you had wanted it he was going to leave it for you. He watched you drink it up bit by bit, his leg moving up and down, squeezing his fingers, biting his lip, he was anxious. "How is it?" he asked, "Do you feel anything?" You raised your brow at him, shaking your head, "What am I supposed to feel?"
"Love."
"This potion didn't make my love for you even stronger, it sucks," you blurted out, raising the little bottle to take in the little sip that was left, the last sentence you'd said out of the blue making him confused. He felt a bit relieved, maybe it was the potion working."It doesn't even taste like apple pie," you pouted before looking at him and his expression. He was blushing. "Hyuckie, what's wrong? Did I say something bad?" you asked him over and over and he still couldn't believe what he'd heard you say. He moved without thinking and sat next to you, bringing his knees to his chest and moving one hand to softly trace over your fingers.
He was calm and happy for once, "You really like me?" he mumbled out and glanced at you, his grey bangs covering most of his eyes so you weren't able to see how teary-eyed he'd become. You softly grabbed his hand, earning a small gasp of relief from the boy, Hyuck, of course, I like you, I think I've been pretty obvious about that by now," you sand softly and turned toward him, your other hand grabbing to caress his cheek, "You're literally the cutest person ever, how could i not?" You felt your hand encounter something wet, probably a tear that he shed because he'd never really been complimented on his cuteness. "I really like you too," he said, "Like, more than a lot, it's indescribable even," he quickly leaned over to press a peck on your cheek, your skin encountering his burning and pink cheeks. He was shy, embarrassed even and too scared to initiate anything in case you were uncomfortable. Though you weren't disappointed when you'd kissed him, he didn't move for a second, not realizing what was happening at the moment, it was a shock to him. Eventually, he kissed back and pulled you closer, his hands gently resting on your waist as he pulled you even closer, letting out a soft whine when he'd pulled back because of lack of air. "Wanna make another potion tomorrow?" he asked softly, knowing he would suddenly be interested in the books he was given on his birthday, happy to see you agree.
The two of you fell asleep on his couch that night, happy that somehow his weird magic scripts brought the two of you together.
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bloodsbane · 4 years
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Please, tell us about your opinions on yuri on ice. But! I am also very interested in more on your bird, if you're willing to share
okay sounds good!! but also lemme explain: when i say ‘my bird’, i’m actually referring to the person I’m dating, @isyrion! they’re non-binary so i just call them my bird instead of something else (their fursona is a bird) 
so when i said i was watching with my bird, i meant them! they hadn’t seen YOI before, but I watched it as it was airing
and so back on that note, here were my thoughts. 
it was still pretty good! and isy seemed to like it a lot, with this being their first watch. 
but yknow, part of me feels like you kinda had to… be there, yknow? being able to watch all of it whenever you want has a really different vibe than having to wait every week for new eps… and i feel like the fandom was just so genuinely invested, excited, and vibrant, being involved with it as the show was airing really added to the experience. 
some things that happened in the show seemed to go by so fast, and i think it’s because there wasn’t a week of eagerly awaiting the next one, of everyone mulling over dialogue and character dynamic shifts n stuff like that
the ending also feels, somehow, too abrupt? in a way i didn’t really notice before. i think back then, we were all just so excited and emotional over it, and like the ending is still really fucking gay so we were more or less satisfied (i mean the pair skate performance is still amazing… and the ending is really sweet)
i feel like there’s a lot of nuance to victor and yuuri’s relationship that’s hard to really appreciate unless you watch the show more than once OR you were knee-deep in a fandom who was dedicated to dissecting every meaningful conversation the two of them had, hah
but like! still good! still a lot of fun. lots of good humor, and all the characters are really likeable. i had a good time watching it after, what, 2 or so years away? i’d forgotten just enough to where some things were a surprise, and i could never be sure how a routine was going to hash out - i think being genuinely on-edge for performances is a big part of enjoying the show. 
AND NOW A QUICK LIST OF THINGS THAT SLAP IN YOI:
the music!! the ost!!! it’s still GORGEOUS, and i love all the songs, and im so sad they made it harder to find and appreciate BUT there is an orchestral album available on spotify so go check that shit out, it’s great. stammi vicino is so fucking beautiful and it will always kill me (also yuri on ice, as in the track, that one’s beautiful too)
THE ANIMATION ON YURI’S PERFORMANCES. it didn’t really register to me the first few times i watched the anime, but compared to how much they had to cut corners animating everyone else’s animation, yuri’s always has notably more love and time put into it (especially in his agape performance, it’s lovely). this makes a lot more sense retrospectively i think, though, considering how things wrap up! 
again, a lot of the humor still goes hard and hits well. it’s just… such an absurd anime. they’re all ridiculous. but nothing is ever too mean-spirited or TOO unbelievable, so it’s easy to digest. 
im cheating and saying this twice but THE FUCKING MUSIC IS AMAZING. think what you will about YOI but the ost is fantastic. 
watching it again, i’m sad that season 2 never happened… i have no idea if it’s in production or something, or if it’s officially just not gonna happen. i think i’d be down for more YOI if they ever did get it off the ground again, though. but, if not, the ending isn’t awful in any way. it just has a lot of potential for more! but it’s a hopeful ending, one that implies a long future spent together, for the main characters
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no but imagine the teen titans + teen titans east + honorary titans playing spin the bottle
anarchy 
(minus of course: mas y menos, the Kiddos raven watched (apparently official honorary, who knew), and mayyyybe kole idk how old she is she could be seventeen or twelve tbfh so i’ll just,,, leave her out,,, just in case)
so that’s a lot of people . and since i’m Smart™, i’m going to literally put all these dudes into a spinner and just spin it a bunch of times, and see who i get, and write about it, which is gonna be interesting, bcos the show gives many the Honorary Titans 0 personality. s c i e n c e 
also this is fun so it’ll probs get long, i’ll tag the people Chosen, and if you want to see them, go for it, otherwise, scroll on duderinos
1. hot spot and lightning. im screeching this is already so much more wack than i could make on my own. 
lightning would probs do this because ~earthen games brother let’s do it~ and then is hype hype hype UP until the moment he actually has to do it. can actual lightning turn pink? the answer is yes. hot spot is much better at feigning nonchalance, is internally screaming, but also, who can say they kissed nature? nobody, that’s who. it’s also lightning’s first kiss. they do it once when hot spot isn’t on fire, then someone (speedy) says he bet lightning wouldn’t do it if hot spot WAS on fire, so then they have to do it again just to prove speedy wrong. kissing lightning , hot spot claims, is weird bc lightning has no experience but there’s these little shocks that feel just so weird but good
2. Beast Boy and Speedy. oh my fuCKign goD
they would groan. loudly. and a lot. obnoxiously. “ughhhgHGHGH WHY’D IT HAVE TO BE YOU. I WOULD RATHER KISS MY OWN FOOT.” beast boy asks if he can do it as an animal (licking as kissing). the answer is no. they kiss, beast boy wipes his mouth dramatically, speedy spits. it’s not that bad, but they like the attention, obviously. bb says “be glad i didn’t cut ur mouth with my FANGS” and speedy’s like “calm down furry”. then everyone gets on speedy because he kissed the furry and he really regrets his life choices
3. Herald and Aqualad. hghkhghkfhkhkfhk
(fun fact, herald has Two Whole Sentences in personality in the wiki. therefore i am legally allowed to make up a personality for him thank you)
Herald has an initial jump at being Chosen by the Bottle but he mellows out p quick. also a little nervous about kissing some of them but aqualad’s not that bad. they have the same color scheme. it’s chill. aqualad has a whole facade that fools literally no one but herald kisses him without much fanfare. makes a joke about an underwater kiss being more romantic and speedy laughs so hard he falls over, even though it wasn’t that funny, which makes aqualad’s expression sour. but he can’t even get made at herald who’s laughing a little and is just a genuine human being, and also being mad at speedy is easy
4. Thunder and Kid Flash. cuuUUUTE
thunder i can see being all gentle giant and kid flash is so endeared by him, laughing and cracking jokes. theyre just . happy people and thunder is nervous and doesn’t want to hurt him and it’s just very pure all around. kid flash initiates it and just beams afterwards, proclaiming the two of them bros. he sits next to thunder for the rest of the night, poking him and talking to him, and thunder warms up to him and gets less nervous
5. Raven and Herald . oooh an entire canon interaction
raven wouldn’t be super hype about kissing anyone but if she chose to kiss someone it would be starfire or herald so she’s good. herald is just as laid back as ever and their kiss is the quietest yet. super chaste, basically a friend kiss (europeans do that some places, right?) honestly them together makes me happy, just two people who can bond over music and tea. everyone is disappointed at how calm it is, not dramatic at all, but it’s just like their personalities so. yes. love them. 
6. Jinx and Speedy. SCREECHES
okokokokok speedy would probably pale bcos kissing,,, jinx,,, isn’t that just INVITING bad luck,,, and jinx is lowky miffed bcos the one time the bottle lands on her it’s speedy she’s kissing,,, not even starfire,,, not hot spot,, not KF,,, disappointment. they kiss and they’ll literally never admit it but it was p nice. even if speedy’s hair poofed up in response to her magic lmaoo
7. Jericho and Jinx
jinx knows exactly zero (0) about jericho but they have j names so like, ,, bros. jinx knows asl which Everyone learns at that moment (does jinx have a sister?? she does now. im making one. she has a younger sister who’s supes sweet also deaf and is living with some good yet elderly people). jericho is delighted and their kiss is actually super sweet. absolutely nothing bad happens to jericho, speedy is quaking 
8. Starfire and Aqualad 
im. im kindof at a loss. they’re both confused at these earthen/surface people customs. starfire’s all for kissing, she doesn’t care, aqualad kinda goes “well there’s worse people to kiss”. and after they kiss starfire just Lights Up and starts talking to him in atlantean. he’s shocked and everyone who didnt already know learn that starfire Learns Languages via kissing
9. Kid Flash and Robin. SOME GOOD OL’ BIRDFLASH
they’ve absolutely kissed before don’t @ me. they crack tons of jokes, roll their eyes a bunch, everyone hypes em up. all around good feels of making fun of friends with the assurance that they won’t take any of it harshly. robin’s like, yo, go big or go home, let’s do a spiderman kiss, and kf goes UM HELL YES?? so of course they do the spiderman kiss and it’s so funny because they’re comfy with each other and everyone is just Laughing . good times
10 (finale). Starfire and Jericho aw cuuuuute
jericho is v quiet but she loves him a whole lot. he loves her too bc she’s just so sunshiney and has bright energetic emotions. their kiss is also v chaste and calming, nobody rlly hoots or hollers it’s just soft n happy yknow?? everyone loves them. the ppl who know jericho closely know he’s so much more than the quiet dude lol but they like him a lot anyway so ?? we stan
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swyllh · 6 years
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svt vocal team: radio host scenarios
radio host au – vocal team edition!
where you’re either a) called in as a temporary replacement, or b) are a permanent host for a late night show.
seungkwan:
buCKLE UP BUDDIES
ok so, the radio show is split into different shifts – day and night shifts, mainly
you take the night shift, because you’re an incorrigible night owl
and because you love chillhop, acoustics. it’s like a match made in heaven, you and night shifts.
you know there’s a radio host, a very popular radio host, for the morning shift – he’s your exact counterpart in that he’s perfect for the morning call: bubbly, loves singing, has a lovely cheerful voice… the list goes on
but because you’re always on the night shift, and you’re always sleeping in, you don’t get to meet this guy, much less listen to his shows.
so you’re like /shrug/
but inside you’re really curious, because… well, you’re always by yourself recording (since you know how to operate almost everything on your own, and all your friends are losers who need their 9 hours of rest)
this one time, however…
you find yourself stuck in the studio patching up some things way after your shift
there was an emotionally attached caller who took up one hour, the sound system went down a bit and you had to fix it while keeping the listeners entertained…
things dragged on until it was, like, five in the morning.
you’re ready to drag your ass off to bed, when the morning radio host enters with a steaming cup of coffee and a bright smile
he doesn’t expect to see you there – usually the studio just runs on autoplay between the hours of 3am – 5.30am
“hey…” “hey, sorry, but i’ve been here since 8pm last night and i need to sleep bye” is what you say before you just collapse on the sofa in the next room.
seungkwan is obviously at a loss but!! he’s also been curious about the night host
when you wake up, seungkwan’s in the recording room working his charm
in fact, you wake up to the sound of his singing. nice, non-belty singing.
there’s a cup of coffee on the table next to you, and it just says “for the overworked night host !! :D”
you thank your past life and good karma and everything and drink the coffee.
“hey, i’m seungkwan, the morning host. it’s nice to meet you for the first time!” he says when he leaves the studio on autoplay.
you laugh and introduce yourself too. but you have classes and you need to change, so the exchange is pretty short.
but! you do leave notes at the recording station for each other after that haha
one time you laugh out loud at the sight of what he’s left for you, and explain to the listeners the whole deal between you and seungkwan
someone demands a collab
a few, ten, maybe fifty people support the idea
so you and seungkwan end up doing an evening special and by the end of it it’s like the best idea ever because he’s so funny??? what???
the notes never stop coming, man
 jeonghan:
i don’t think he listens much to radio shows, much less late night ones, but he does tune in this one time
and you’re in the middle of giving out some advice
it could be anything, literally, like how many seconds to politely laugh at a bad joke
but you’re saying it so gently and soothingly that he actually listens
“so yes, i would think that the bare minimum would be two or three ‘ha’s, just so you can make a quick transition. remember to keep smiling for a second or two after the other person stops speaking, and then you can move on from there! :)”
how do you even enunciate a smiley face
he doesn’t know
but you do :)
and he finds it kind of funny and calming so!! he continues tuning in!
m a y b e once he actually calls
“so, um what do you think about brainwashing people for their love?”
and you’re just O.o but you’re cool
not the weirdest question you’ve heard
(just before his call you got one asking you about how to deal with being robbed of your remote control)
so you talk about it with him on the radio, and he’s enamoured!
what a nice voice! what an understanding character!
“don’t you think we should make sure our loved ones know that they’re loved?” “yes, mr yoon, but brainwashing…”
calls regularly after that, if only to brainwash you into being his dearest radio host
“and whose radio host are you, [y/n]?” “… i’m not saying that on broadcast, buddy” “oHOhOHoho so you’ll say it off broadcast?”
literally you slam your head into the desk
“WHACK” “… [y/n], are you okay?”
your listeners are tired of your banter man (they love it though)
joshua:
ok so the thing is, you’ve just been called in to do this as a favour
you are in  n o  w a y a professional
p sure you flunked public speaking class one time because you were laughing too hard at your own joke
so when you’re doing this show, you’re just uttering disclaimers
“so let’s talk about the newly minted water cooler at the admin block… that is, if it’s a relevant topic. is it relevant? shit, i don’t know. shit, i’m not supposed to curse on the show. shit i did it. shit i did it again.”
it’s kind of a trainwreck
you’re kind of like, if comic sans could talk… yeah.
so when the show ends – you’re in the midst of talking about the conspiracy theory between the moon landing and that ‘that boi’ meme
the end-card (?) song plays and your mic is switched off mid-sentence
josh can’t believe he just sat there and listened through this trainwreck
but he did
(and maybe he’s partially convinced of your theory)
he tunes in the next time, same time, same day, but you’re not there
he’s not sure why he’s disappointed, but at least he’ll get his regularly scheduled content of actual campus news
surprisingly you get called in again – and he’s tuned in
“back by popular demand!” you end up yelling, and his eardrums haven’t been quite the same since.
“ok, no, but seriously, some of you guys wanted me back? haha”
so maaaaybe he might have actually called in to ask about you
and you know about that, so after that broadcast, you get his number from the regular host, and start exchanging conspiracy theories lol
 jihoon: (happy birthday!)
ok so this one is a bit different.
because he’s a music producer, and he’s trying to get his work out there
testing the waters, yknow
and you’re part of the campus radio team, so he arranges to meet up with you
not before marathoning your podcasts so he can um strategically win you over to play his music? i mean, pssh, have you heard the stuff he mixes? he doesn’t need that, but it’s better to know who you’re working with anyway
so he listens, and you’ve got this inviting, friendly voice that really makes people feel like they’re having a conversation with you
SO he marathons, and finds that you’re a pretty chill person and open minded
nice
when you two meet, he’s just finishing up his remix in the café
you walk in, and see him hard at work! wow, what a man
“hey, it’s [y/n] from the campus connection. you must be jihoon?”
turns out, wow, who’d have expected it, you can tell he’s got talent. it’s good. like, really, really good
so you sell his deal to the overall producer of your radio team. works well, the show ratings are hitting an all-time high
and you guys decide to do a mini-interview
“think of the ratings,” your overall producer whispers, hunched over a plan to monetise this tiny radio show
“hello everyone! it’s [y/n] here, and guess who i have with me today? it’s lee jihoon, the producer behind the music you’ve been listening to!”
“so, jihoon, tell us more about yourself!”
his first impression of you was right – is right – you’re really easy to talk to, and the session goes by quite comfortably
he doesn’t even realise time’s up until your overall producer is literally banging on the door and mouthing “out”
“that was really fun, jihoon, thank you!” “nah, it was really easy to talk to you”
do you guys hang out and he brings you more compositions to evaluate?
:)
 seokmin:
okay, this time seokmin is the one calling you in for help
one of his friends (this guy has a ton of friends, don’t even.) mans the radio show, and is in need of a replacement for the night shift
“why don’t you help him out, seokmin?” “have you heard me speak?” “uhuh” “it’s the night show, [y/n]. i’m going to wake people up” “…so you’re saying that i make people want to sleep?” “uhhhhhhhhhhhh no?”
but you help him out anyway – that guy is impossible to refuse
so! seokmin accompanies you to the studio, and he’s just there for moral support because it can be scary doing a radio show for two hours or so
“um, hi, everyone, this is [y/n] and i’m filling in for the regular host!” /muffled whispering in the background
everyone. can hear. seokmin. being encouraging. in the background.
at first, it’s kind of sweet?
but like, after the fiftieth thumbs up you’re just like
“ok seokmin, how about you join us in the recording”
“whaaaa- nooooooooooooo hi everyone, i’m seokmin hahaha”
he is a good night show host, despite what he says
he’s funny, and his sense of humour can be pretty chill when he wills it to. it takes a bit of effort, though, because at first he’s really loud
“so, seokmin, tell us more about that time with the-” “we dON’T SPEAK OF-” “shhhhh”
but yeah, night shift is so fun with him, you forget about the thermos of coffee you brought to keep you awake.
eventually the two of you do get into a somewhat philosophical discussion
“how did we get from cabbages to being happy?” “uh”
and even though he’s pretty happy-go-lucky and always sparkling with happiness, you guys exchange views and you find that it’s not always the case
i mean, duh, but still
“but i think it’s best to try and be happy, yknow” “…yeah, it is”
it’s a pretty meaningful conversation, and part of you is in shock that this didn’t happen in more private circumstances, but that there are at least fifty people listening in haha
you do get to know him a bit better after this, though
and he treats you to coffee the next day for your efforts, so it’s all worth it!
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