#just so we're clear
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average conversation with straight women
#bg3#just so we're clear#straight women I love and support you#but you almost always deserve so much better ❤️
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tw: dub-con
Eddie isn't really sure whose party he's at tonight, but he's kind of past the point where he cares. He’s already sold out of the stock he brought and has spent the last little while just drinking and people watching, and it's been nice just blending into the background for once.
Currently, he's going through the upstairs hallway, trying to find a bathroom that hasn't been trashed by party-goers so he can at least take a fucking leak before he heads out for the night.
He isn’t expecting the hand that appears from nowhere and yanks him through the closest doorway. There’s no time to react as he’s pulled into the room, and the blinds must be closed or something because it is dark in here, preventing him from seeing whoever it is that snatched him.
Eddie finds himself pushed back against the door as it’s shut behind him, and he doesn’t get out a single word before that hand - big, with strong fingers, a guy? - grabs his jaw, and fuck, Eddie’s about to get the shit kicked out of him, isn’t he? He grabs the person’s wrist as he squeezes his eyes shut against the darkness, braces himself for a hit.
He’s surprised when instead a mouth presses to his own, hard and wanting, and yep, this mystery person is definitely a guy. The stranger seems confident as he slots their lips together, as he pushes his free hand inside Eddie's jacket to settle on his waist. Eddie can smell his cologne, something clean but heady, and feels the slight scratch of stubble as he can’t help but kiss back, even as tense as he is.
Part of him feels like he shouldn’t be okay with this, with some random stranger just using him like this. He probably wouldn’t be, if he wasn’t so - fuck, not desperate, but eager for just this. He’s well aware of how hard it is to find any kind of action as a gay man in Hawkins, so yeah. If some straight boy wants to conduct a little experiment in the dark, well, no harm done, really.
He can’t expose Eddie without exposing himself as well. It’s that thought that lets Eddie finally relax into the kiss, and his stranger seems to take that as a sign to double down in his efforts to kiss Eddie completely stupid.
Teeth nip at Eddie’s lower lip before a tongue slides over it, soothing the bite, and Eddie opens his mouth with a soft groan. The other licks inside, bringing with it the taste of mint and beer, and the kiss turns wet and messy, exactly the way Eddie prefers. The hand moves from his jaw and pushes into his hair, and Eddie melts as blunt nails scratch at his scalp, tug at his curls.
Time feels like syrup as he’s kissed within an inch of his life, he has no idea how long he’s held there while this mystery guy takes him apart with lips and teeth and tongue. He seems intent on ruining Eddie for kissing anyone else, and the worst part is the longer he goes, the more he succeeds. Eventually though, he seems to get his fill of Eddie’s mouth.
The stranger gives him one last peck before he pulls Eddie away from the door and in a swift, smooth motion, turns him around, opens the door and pushes him back out into the hallway. The door closes behind him with a soft click, and Eddie feels so disoriented as he stands there, just blinking in the bright light for a moment.
What the fuck just happened?
#the mystery guy is steve#just so we're clear#steddie#steddie ficlet#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#joey writes#if the end feels abrupt its because its supposed to#dub-con#tw dub-con#edit: added dub-con tag and pre-warning#ficlet
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when snape is my what.
#snape#i didn't even watch the video#i am painfully aware this is a cheesy thing to post#sue me#i could read a fic where they go to space and the most unrealistic part will be when snape is a dom#just so we're clear
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someone asking your f/o how you two met and they just say something like "yeah I kind of found them in a dumpster one day and they've followed me around ever since" like one might say about adopting a cat
#this is canon for heart of mars#just so we're clear#im trying to write this part of lore and i just think it's so funny#when you have to stop your future s/o from dumping every trash can in the city and they end up telepathically bonded to you#wild#ficto tag#proship selfship#s/i#f/o#f/o community#heart of mars#im sure this has been done before but i physically cannot sleep without posting this
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just spent 70 bucks for a signed paperback copy of a book i ALREADY HAVE in hardback AND have read and i can't explain how much i hate having double copies of books or spending that much on paperbacks but. dan howell you have me in a chokehold
#if it doesn't arrive im suing him and his capitalist husband tho#just so we're clear#and FUCK shipping fees#daniel howell#dan howell#dan and phil#dnp#danisnotonfire
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Kevin Day’s unfortunate run in with a Kiss Cam
The use of a ‘kiss cam’ had become a recent trend in the world of Exy. Ever since Penn state started doing one during half time and a video of it had gone viral, other teams had copied the idea.
Kevin hadn’t thought much of it. He really hadn’t. That was until the Jackals vs Tornadoes game.
He went with Neil, they tried to go together whenever they had the opportunity. Because really there were very few people Kevin would want to go see an Exy game with. Certainly not with someone who didn’t have a comparable technical understanding of the game.
So Neil it was.
Everyone in the Exy world knew who Kevin Day was, but especially now that he’d gone pro. Eyes had been on Neil ever since the interview with Kathy.
This led both of them to be recognized more than the average player. And while in everyday life they may only get the occasional excited fan asking for an autograph or picture, when it came to Exy specific events, showing up was basically like asking to be mobbed.
So they wore disguises.
Neil with his hair pushed back, hidden by a sweatband and hat.
For Kevin, a baseball cap and sunglasses large enough to hide his tattoo.
And even though the disguises might have worked in a crowd of tens of thousands, it most definitely did not on a giant, blown up screen.
Kevin hadn’t even realized what was going on until Neil nudged his shoulder, pulling his attention away from his phone. He had looked at Neil in confusion, then glanced around them only to see people staring back and smiling at him. Then he looked up to meet his own eyes on the big screen.
People had obviously recognize them and the crowd began chanting “kiss” “kiss” “kiss”.
Kevin didn’t plan on doing anything about it.
The camera would get bored and move on to some other unfortunate people.
And it did. He thought he even heard some people sigh in disappointment. Kevin sighed in relief.
Except it came back. Multiple times. And then locked in on them, not budging.
Kevin wondered who he would have to talk to to get whatever cameraman or announcer or whoever ran this stupid ‘kiss cam’ fired.
The volume of the crowd kept rising.
And he realized at that point it was weirder not to do anything.
So Kevin turned, planning to give Neil the quickest and least homosexual possible kiss on the cheek.
But what he did not anticipate was Neil turning to look at him at the same time—probably in reaction to Kevin’s sudden movement—which in some horrible twist of events put his mouth right where his cheek used to be.
Kevin did not get the chance to flash his ‘just bros being bros’ grin, because his mouth was awkwardly pressed against the side of Neil’s, before they both immediately lurched away.
The crowd went insane.
By the time he had recovered from surprise and thought to play it off as a joke, the camera that had been persistently focused on them was shut off. The second half was starting.
The first thing Kevin realized was that multiple people definitely got that on video and out of those people at least one of them would post it to social media.
His second realization was, Oh god Andrew’s going to kill me.
#all for the game#kevin day#neil josten#aftg shitpost#aftg#andreil#the foxhole court#Kevin is a mess#poor guy#NOT Kevin x Neil#just so we're clear#part 2 with the foxes reactions I think
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when ur girl texts "what do u think of this outfit" and she sends a nude and then heart emojis its PROBABLY flirting
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I feel like it's important to say that I am far from an expert on politics in South Asia generally or India in particular. I can recognize fascist ideology, and I can recognize when nationalists and supremacists are trying to lure in allies who might not recognize them for what they are, but I can't speak with any level of precision on Indian domestic politics, beyond general observations, such as, "huh, this popular party is worryingly right wing, and targeting minority groups." I don't pretend to be an expert, and have done my best keep my commentary to things that are in my wheelhouse, such as English language Hindutva Tumblr bloggers pretending to be mainstream Hindu activists, and their current outreach to Jews as potential allies.
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What people think I mean when I say "the Wheel of Time polycule":
Rand al'Thor and his three girlfriends.
What I actually mean:
Rand al'Thor and his girlfriends and his boyfriend and his girlfriends' girlfriends and his boyfriends' boyfriends' girlfriend. Friendly exes and platonic bonds and casual partners and the shrimp colors of relationships. The most complicated web woven around a single load bearing dumb bisexual of a chosen one. An amino acid. A polycule that stretches from the Spine of the World to the Aryth Ocean.
#just so we're clear#wot has the potential to be the story of the single greatest messiest polycule to ever save the world.#And I say that as someone who's read dracula#polyamory#*rubs my little gay hands on wheel of time*#Robert Jobert I respect you as I would any other fellow polyam but I think we can make this queerer#wheel of time#wot#rand al'thor#mat cauthon#perrin aybara#egwene al'vere#elayne trakand#nynaeve al'meara#aviendha#min farshaw
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What's some of your fav Adventure Time episodes??
I really like the episode where Marceline and Lumpy Space Princess throw breakfast princess into the trunk of her car after running over her with said car and then leave her in the desert to die
princess day
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polyamory can be an identity or a decision
#Just so we're clear#I'm not getting into that debate people know what it means to them#polyamory#poly
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Happy birthday, lesbians!
#this post is inclusive of m-spec lesbians#as well as trans lesbians (including transmen / transmascs who are lesbians)#and multigender lesbians#just so we're clear#lesbian visibility day
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If I could tell irl Osamu Dazai anything, I would call him Shūji-chan like he was a silly baby toddler person and then I would tell him that Japan and America's youth want to fuck him so badly it makes them look stupid.
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Devil, won't you bargain with me
A redraw of an old piece
#artists on tumblr#greek mythology#hades and kore#hades and persephone#btw tag this as anything romantic or consider it a romantic portrayal of the myth in any way and i WILL kill you#just so we're clear#also just ic it isnt obvious the red stains are pomegranate juice#idk what that symbolises i. just wanted to add it GSJSGSJ
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I've figured out why John's interludes infuriate me
He's basically a guy who goes onto r/aita and writes a long screed filled with the most heinous shit you can imagine and ends with, "AITA for killing and eating my mother when she was sick?" and then starts arguing with people in the comments
#infuriates me on a character level not a writing level#just so we're clear#the lcoked tomb#nona the ninth#nona the ninth spoilers
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Rinka's blorbos REACT to y/n being PREGNANT:
Chongyue: abortion
Mylnar: abortion
Aak: abort that thang
Oberon: abortion
Merlin: My darling y/n, I stand by whatever decision you make. I would never pressure you one way or another. But have you considered abortion?
if you come to my inbox again i will shoot you. i will shoot you.
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