Karlach is chatting and laughing away at the companions as they sit around the fire in camp.
Scene cuts to show the companion’s faces and they’re all looking off to the right with varying degrees of horror and confusion.
Camera pans to the right as Karlach continues, utterly unbothered, talking. Sitting to her right is Astarion, who is holding the tip of Karlach’s tail, biting down on it and drinking her blood.
Astarion (with his mouth full of tiefling blood): What?
you guys remember that series on smosh pit that was like “work husband vs. work wife”? anyway here’s who i would wanna see if they kept doing it (basically who i think everyone’s work husband/wife is lol)
ian: anthony and amanda
anthony: ian and courtney (?)
courtney: shayne and kimmy
olivia: keith and courtney
noah: keith and olivia
damien: shayne and courtney
jackie: shayne and amanda
kimmy: damien and courtney
tommy: spencer and amanda
spencer: tommy and courtney (or kiana but she’s not cast so idk if that counts)
eddie shows up to the wedding in his pink suit without an undershirt
buck sees him, is trying to drink a glass of wine and ends up having the biggest gay panic ever, completely misses the glass with his mouth and ends up spilling it all over his pants in the process
(this ofc is after he has realized he is hopelessly and utterly in love with him btw so he is just a Mess)
I’ve been putting on kitchen nightmares while I’m cooking recently and it’s so funny the way I create unnecessary anxiety in my life cause why am I rushing, gordon ramsey is nawt fucking coming here oh my god
so like……..if jacob hadn’t thought that snide comment abt bella drinking human blood to feed renegade and help keep bella from fucking dying, were any of the alleged geniuses in the cullen family even gonna come remotely close to a solution……………..