Have you ever seen the pattern on a Macrodontia Cervicornis cuz like... holy shit

btw, here are everyone's in-game sprites!

thinking about Amane on this fine Friday morning

i didn’t make this, my friend did but !!

Bruin [my boston bruins personification oc] height compared to the height of a few bruins players. he’s too damn tall so ive realized.

bonus, Leaf [toronto maple leafs personification oc] height compared to the heights of a few leafs players! he’s just the average guy

for reference, Bruin and Leaf:

When an annoying German scientist keeps pushing your buttons

Soooo, I might be reworking some things on Twyla. Nothing like her backstory and personality, but more accurately what she looks like and what her design is twisted from.

I have a very specific plan on taking her design. It is going to be very different than the original but I think I suits her personality more than before.

my baby is learning how to talk i’m not okay

By the way regardless of which band you get diagnosed with by Tatsumi, he prescribes you "Undying Holy Love"

tfw you hyper-fixate on 4 different things at once with the frantic energy of cat who had their first whiff of catnip and can see God

mental footage of me giving head:

“oh god not the teeth oh god f- oh i can’t move my head that fa—-wait—wai—okay we're doing a tongue thing, oh lord oh my god okay this is working perfectly, ough wait thats my throat okay just stay at this angle—STAY AT THIS ANGLE DANGIT—oh g—fuck—oh cant breathe—hrk—i ca—i hate you"

every day i am reminded that only like 3 people on this website have braincells

I have an audition for an onstage theatre course coming up and so I’ve been practicing my monologue for it, which is supposed to be in a southern accent, and I’ve rehearsed it so much that now my inner voice is using that accent

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

After listening to it, definitely gonna scrap it all... because yikes that sounds way worse than I thought

Back to the drawing board!

Introducing…….Yasmine Aoki-Dagher‼️🧸