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you know, i thought dan and phil setting boundaries in 2014 was protecting them from us but i failed to acknowledge how much it was protecting us from them
#holy fuck the instagram post#dan and phil#dnp#what is happening#daniel howell#dan howell#amazingphil#dapg#i just made such a serious text post about boundaries and they fuckin kool aid man smashed them from their end#be so fucking forreal my jaw actually dropped#mine
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EMOTIONAL WIN ! ! the bug lets his emotions make decisions for once !
#when ur bug has rsd#mf needs affirmations after everything man#ppl expect a mystery fantasy drama but its gonna end up being a story abt learning how to experience being yourself#a whole story just about experiencing emotions and how amazing and beautiful that can be#( with a side serving of heavily autistic experiences)#get praaaaankeed#i really dont get kissing but here it sorta made sense i think#kissing with mandibles must be a bit difficult#shoutout to unhinged jaw#chasing stars au#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time au#Sīdus the Fallen star#prismo the wishmaster#the carmine cavalier#scarab the god auditor#prohibitedwish#this technically has a part 1 but i didnt line it or anything- i may add it onto this later if i feel like it#Sīdus is the one to usually instigate stuff but he makes sure Carma is the one to go further#kinda just letting him know that hes there for him but no matter what he gets to choose what hes comfortable with-#when hes in such an unfamiliar situation
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Pangur is a special little guy.
sometimes she "forgets" how to eat. like she'll be whining for food and clearly hungry, somehow not connecting the dots to her full dish of cat slop. when this happens, I sit down and hand feed her the first few bites, to get her little brain working again
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Can't wait to see how Therapist reacts on Friday to the fact that I did manage to get through the meditation video she sent me after several tries but in order to do so I had to bump the playback speed to 2.5x.
I don't want to speedrun mindfulness or whatever but these serene motherfuckers need to talk faster.
#not yet fired from therapy#body scan meditation is just so dull#yeah thanks im fully aware of my body because I LIVE HERE#'consider your jaw' consider my ass
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#nicholas galitzine the actor that you are
#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#henry fox mountchristen windsor#nicholas galitzine#mine*#userninz#userveronika#chrissiewatts#usernuria#usersteen#usermegsb#userclara#my best friend actually.#there were soooo many subtle blink and you miss it acting choices#GODDDDD WE WILL GET U THAT AWARD AT SOME POINT#he really embodied henry and as matthew said protected him#this man could literally tell a story with just his eyes. not fair.#also how easy it is for him to clench his jaw. well. thinking thoughts.
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"No, Lamb, I do not fear Him. I do not fear you sending me to Him. Narinder and I will always meet, it is but the natural order of things, for War will always bring Death its harvest."
had another go at Shamura again....and just a little chat between them and the Lamb :) Decided to give Shamura a sickle for fun....to match with Narinder's scythe....just some silly agrarian tools of death!
#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl shamura#cult of the lamb fanart#my art#I was looking at Shamura's lil frown and I was like OH.....sort of reminds me of the jaws of a Japanese Oni mask......#so they're inspired by that now lol#is this dialogue from my fic? perhaps....perhaps not#shamura's just kinda the type to say cryptic shit that doesn't make sense right. smile.#one day I'll like. do less sloppy fanart but for now.....take this#cotl narinder
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disappointment.
#JAW DROP#SO FUCKED UP FOREMAN HAD TO STEP AWAY WITH CAMERON#AHAHAHAH#just messy#house md#allison cameron#gregory house#robert chase#eric foreman#hate crimes md#house s2ep2
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Source - sweatysabel
(Artist's FurAffinity Itaku Picarto Bluesky and commission info)
#gay scalie#gay scalie pecs#gay scalie bulge#gay scalie pits#artists twitter above#ive been finding so many great dick mast pics love when you get a lil taste#just a lil peek a boo dick mast#i can already tell this is a package thag would break my jaw and/or hole
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hello???? THE FALSETTO??? BDUBS WHAT THE FUCK?
#MY JAW DROPPED#dont ask me what's going on in the background i have no clue#just opened his twitch clips out of curiosity and im just. in shock#bdubs#bdoubleo100#(this is kinda hot <- who said that)#i love when they sing#.post#.vid
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the way neil comes in and out of jean's life like a hurricane just blowing shit up then disappearing. love this destructive cryptid
#every time jean sees neil in future#it's just gonna be the jaws theme suddenly playing#the sunshine court#the sunshine court spoilers#tsc spoilers
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Something diabolical just happened to me
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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circuit board blanket by strike gently co
#tech tag#WHO WILL BUY THIS FOR ME. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY#when i tell you my jaw DROPPED. i need her#shes just . very expensive akfkgk#anyways wanted to share w the class#one of the few times insta ads have worked on me
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Cross-posting from the formally cursed bird app:
Recently had the opportunity to commission the amazing @aoi-kanna for Royalau!Nightmare, and just...look at this gorgeous prince! He is absolutely stunning! I'm still speechless at how beautiful he is! Another thousand thank yous for this wonderful piece! 💜💚
Credits:
Nightmare: jokubu
Royalau: @therealesino
Art: aoi-kanna
#commissions#just look at hiiiiiim#jaw still on the floor#if you look into royalau (coz it is goddamn amazing) be mindful of the tags please#and go commission aoi-kanna if you can & if they're still open!#nightmare sans#dreamtale#Royalau
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cosplay of daji妲己, a famous ancient chinese beauty transformed from the famous chinese yaoguai, jiuweihu九尾狐, i.e. nine tail fox (coser is shiba chongchuan十八重川)
#china#fashion#chinese fashion#video#hanfu#fun#douyin#styling based on 2003 chinese anime legend of nezha#chinese netizens comment that she's the best daji for her demeanor fits perfectly#chinese cosplayers will invite the audience to interact with them#female cosplayers will only interact with female audience#male cosers usually also interact only with female audience don't ask me why it's just cosplay culture there#that's why on douyin you see many cosers put their face or jaw on audience's hands willingly#including some physical contact#and in some individual cases#cosers will kiss on the cheek or hands of audience or something like that(only female coser to female audience)#just a brief on cosplay culture popular in china
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deadpool would go insane over their movie counterparts being ryan reynolds and pedro pascal under the masks
#web slinger#deadpool#spideypool#cowboy#patrick o'hara#across the spider verse#but not really#It's spideypool without the classic clash of morality because Patrick is willing to kill lmao#you just know deadpool is saying shit like "well my rootin' 'n tootin'#call me a wobblin' jaw yellow-belly but-#their fics are tagged 'improper use of western slang'#i havent decided if i'm going to ignore the atsv pedro design inspo aspect when i draw him or not#pool-slinger#art
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