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#klara bühl#klara buhl#sophia kleinherne#sara däbritz#sara dabritz#gerwnt#germany v austria#july 21 2022#weuro2022#87:35
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Dogstomp #2754 - July 21st
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Today's Card Is: Hydrosurge
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Keralis and xB were in trouble. Big trouble. So, okay, maybe, just maybe, they had been hanging out around spawn last night, and maybe they had caught sight of that ridiculously large statue of King Ren, and maybe they’d put a huge black mustache on it. Maybe.
“To be fair, it is very funny looking.” xB said, voice a little high from laughing. They’d forgotten all about the statue until they’d walked outside Keralis’ house the following morning.
“Oh, Princess, how you enable me so! That’s my logging partner! All of the drama of Ren the Dog will come down on us!” Keralis wiped his eyes with his sleeve, trying not to start giggling again.
“Forget logging partners, he’s literally the king!” xB sighed, leaning against Keralis for support. “We’re gonna get thrown in the stockade for this!”
“HEY! What are you two laughing about, huh?” Bdubs suddenly hurtled out of the air and crash landed in front of the two. He scrambled to his feet and pointed an accusatory finger at them, a wild look in his eyes.
“Oh Bubbles! Aren’t you looking wonderful this morning!” Keralis sighed, holding out his hands to behold the angry little man.
“Yeah, can’t two bros just enjoy a little giggle outside?” xB asked, trying to control his smile.
“NOT WHEN THE KING’S STATUE HAS BEEN DEFILED!” Bdubs shouted, pointing at Ren’s statue. “Someone, or some people, have put a mustache on the face of the king’s statue, and that is a crime! And you two just happen to be conveniently standing nearby and laughing in its general direction!” Bdubs puffed out his chest and glared at them.
“That doesn’t mean it was us!” xB argued back. “Maybe we just saw it when we walked out here this morning and that’s why we’re laughing!”
“We love our wonderful sweet Ren!” Keralis told Bdubs, hand to his heart. “Why would we do such a thing? You think we are criminals, Bubbles? I cry!”
“Don’t try to gaslight me! I have the footage from the security cameras of you two idiots climbing up the statue last night!” Bdubs pulled out a thumb drive and thrust it at them, triumphant. Keralis and xB went silent, looking at the flash drive, then each other, grimacing. “AHA! You two thought you committed the perfect crime! But I have outsmarted you, and the king will learn of your disobedience!”
“Well now, I don’t know about all of that.” xB hummed, elbowing Keralis.
“What, here, now?” Keralis whispered back.
“Do you feel like getting in trouble?” xB asked with a shrug.
“What kind of stupid scheme are you two trying now! You’ve been caught!” Bdubs reached for his communicator, maybe to contact the king.
“Oh, I suppose.” Keralis sighed. “Hey hey hey Bubbles! Look into my eyes, nothing but my eyes.” Keralis smiled warmly, putting a hand on Bdubs’ shoulder.
“Into your eyes?” Bdubs asked, looking at Keralis with confusion.
“Yeah man, if I were you I’d look into his eyes, nothing but. Hehe I said butt!” xB giggled a little too long considering the joke but it didn’t matter. Bdubs had looked into Keralis’ wide eyes, and had gone still, mouth open slightly.
“Right, Bubbles.” Keralis spoke strongly, with an echo in his voice that would have sounded strange if xB hadn’t heard it many times before. “You are listening well, aren’t you?”
“Yes.” Bdubs’ voice was airy, but flat. His eyes were unfocused.
“Good, good. Now… Princess, what do we want him to do exactly?” Keralis asked, not taking his eyes away from Bdubs for a second.
“Hmm…” xB considered this. “Have him throw away the flash drive and blame the mustache on himself. Kinda funny.”
“Oh Princess, how mean!” Keralis said. “Okay, Bubbles, do this for us, hmm? I want you to throw the flashdrive right into the hermitsippi, okay? And then you will go and take down the mustache on our lovely king’s face. If you do get caught, you will not know who did it, and you will never pursue the criminals. And you will not remember this conversation. Understand, sweet face?”
“Yes.”
“Good, good.” Keralis practically purred, and then he broke eye contact, looking to xB with a wink, and then caught Bdubs as he crumpled to the ground.
“Sweet face! What happened?” Keralis asked in concern. xB kneeled next to them, watching the blue light of possession magic wink out of Keralis’ eyes.
“Yeah man, you just kind of came over here babbling about statues and then fell to the ground.” xB helped Bdubs to his feet.
“Weird…” Bdubs muttered. “Well, I better be on my way. Good morning to you boys!” He went to take off, but hesitated. Keralis and xB watched him stand at the edge of Keralis’ pier, reach in his pocket, pull out the flash drive, frown at in in confusion, and throw it into the water. Keralis and xB breathed a sigh of relief as he flew off towards Ren’s statue.
“Good ol’ Keralis mind control.” xB sighed, patting Keralis on the back. “My hero.”
“And it still doesn’t effect you, does it, Princess?” Keralis asked, turning to look xB in the eye. xB looked back at him with a smile, feeling the power of mind control washing over him, doing nothing.
“Nope.”
“Alas.” Keralis chuckled. “Well, the real question is, what do we do to defile the king’s statue next?” He offered xB his arm.
“Already way ahead of you.” xB said, taking the proffered arm and walking with Keralis. “I’m thinking a dumptruck of an ass on the statue. And booty shorts instead of jeans.”
They both burst into laughter. Again. It was all just too funny. Yeah they’d just mind-controlled an innocent man. But it was still just all very funny.
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New photos of Richard during his graduation from University of Leicester. (July 21, 2022)
#richard armitage#graduating#university of leicester#leicester law school#school of museum studies#congratulations#england#uk#new photos#photos#july 21 2022#news
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I’m taking this as confirmation that flying car, robot, and stilt house technology is about to take off.
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July 21, 2022
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202/365 👣
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A Darkness at the Door - Intisar Khanani (Dauntless Path #3)
Only Rae knows the extent of the corruption at the heart of the kingdom of Menaiya, from the noble lord who betrayed her, to the Circle of Mages whose wards protect the slavers from discovery. Injured and imprisoned on a slave ship, Rae’s options are quickly running out. When a desperate escape attempt goes terribly wrong, she finds herself indebted to a terrifying Fae sorceress.
Now Rae will not rest until she has rescued her fellow prisoners and freed her land from the darkness that has taken hold. To succeed, she’ll need every ally she can find—including Bren, the thief who may have stolen her heart. But Bren is hiding his own bloody secrets, and the curses that encircle Rae have sunk their claws into her mind. With her debts coming due and time running short, all the truths in the world may not be enough to save her kingdom, or herself.
tw: child abuse, human trafficking/slavery, memory loss, violence
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He's someone that you used to know, a face that haunts the magazines you read, and dreams too much like waking. But there's still something there, uneven in his gaze, far off. Had it just been a dream? An easy role to cast, that of your villain? Or is it why he's distant now? Why she won't let you visit anymore?
#July 21 2022#Labyrinth#fanfiction#I was going somewhere with this but then I forgot where I was going so there's only a paragraph.#I'm tired and give up.
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i made use of some leftover over rice and it was so freaking good. added spinach/onions/olive oil—some chicken broth so the rice wouldn’t burn. all my spices…it was so good.
i’m gonna call out of work for tomorrow. i need it. and i’ll have 6 days off in a row. i think i’m gonna finally go to the beach i’ve been wanting to do it for weeks.
my sister that doesn’t live with us got covid. so i took her over vitamins and a plate of food and the rest of the cake i made earlier in the week. i wish my sisters would understand that i drop everything for them when they need it. i just don’t think they understand that, no matter how many times i’ve done it.
#2022 dayss#july 21 2022#food#helping is my love language#not touching or words of affirmation or whatever the fuck#me dropping everything to help is it#i try others and it all just falls flat i guess my brains not wired that way it’s awkward and uncomfortable to do much of anything else
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Alexandra Popp sets a European Championship record by scoring in four consecutive matches at the tournament.
#alexandra popp#manuela zinsberger#autwnt#gerwnt#germany v austria#july 21 2022#weuro2022#jule brand#sydney lohmann#sara doorsoun#giulia gwinn#89:01
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Unseen ll Harry during Live On Tour in Hershey, Pennsylvania on June 14, 2018 (July 21, 2022)
Instagram Stories: harrystyles (July 21, 2022)
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I hope you’re all having a beautiful day! Here’s a flower for you!
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The White House announced Thursday that President Joe Biden has tested positive for COVID-19. Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre released the statement, stressing that the president “is fully vaccinated and twice boosted and experiencing very mild symptoms,” adding that he has begun taking Paxlovid.
Well shit.
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New photos of Richard during his graduation from University of Leicester. (July 21, 2022)
#richard armitage#graduating#archaeology and ancient history#university of leicester#leicester law school#school of museum studies#congratulations#england#uk#new photos#photos#july 21 2022#news
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