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hammaferal · 4 years

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ANOTHER JOJO MINECRAFT SERVER THING

ft the protag server:

joseph sucks at the game but manages to sneak around and steal diamonds from jotaro and get away with it- this makes him the fourth strongest player on the server

jotaro is of course #3 on the strong list, and jolyne is happy but pissed about it because he’s behind her in the ranking, but he’s RIGHT behind her

jonathan is by far the weakest. no his gear isn’t bad, he’s too nice to fight you.

joshu gets on gappy’s acc and tries to frame him for hate crimes (like destroying homes and jolyne and gio’s pride flags). he got banned on his man acc for a month and is mad about it to this day

oh yeah pet time

jonathan- has a dog named danny, his collar is blue

joseph- has a million cats and punches them a lot even though tHATS MEAN

jotaro: made his own aquarium. fuck you joseph the turtles are breeding inside right next to my bed, i wanna see the eggs

giorno: none, he wants frogs implimented before he gets a pet

jolyne: she has tamed wolves that follow her around 24/7. they are ATTACK DOGS. all of them are named, so if you kill one, the entire server will know

johnny & gyro: horses, also named accordingly. one time a horse died and everyone was confused because of how rare it is to see the cowboys.

gappy: he straight up has a pufferfish in his house, he doesn’t remember how it got there. he tries to feed it and gets sad when it puffs up at him. bees also like to rudely intrude in his home

caesar: one singular wolf named after his father. this wolf has a house to itself

speedwagon: he tamed a horse to impress the zeppeli family of the server

william zepelli: tamed 20+ horses, had caesar make a stable for them

lisa lisa: she’s got a black cat bc it’s cool

holly kujo: precious woman has parrots. lots of them. they are her babeys.

erina: she has a fishtank full of tropical fish jonathan got her (caesar built the tank)

and time for skin hcs hoo boy

p1 gang: THEY ARE ALL STEVE.

the entire mom gang: alex

joseph: odie

caesar: garfield

jotaro: he found a dolphin skin and loves it

kakyoin: a generic red derp face skin

polnareff: baguette.

avdol: a toucan

josuke: jon arbuckle

okuyasu: big tiddied anime girl

koichi: cute boy skin (matches yukako)

yukako: cute girl skin (matches koichi)

rohan: himself, duh, it’s really cool looking too

giorno: phrog

bruno: just a zipper- that’s it

abbacchio: an edgy 2012 boy skin

narancia: rhe 9+10=21 kid

fugo: einstein

mista: a strawberry themed cute boy skin

jolyne: she found one of herself, and it looks super cool. nearly as cool as rohan

ermes: rat.

foo fighters: spongebob

emporio: also a rat

weather: ALSO A RAT

anasui: to fit jolyne, he made one of himself..it looks bad but jolyne doesn’t wanna say it to his face

johnny: steve cowboy

gyro: italian man

gappy: he’s also a steve

yasuho: a really nice girl skin

joshu: he doesn’t know how to change his skin. yasuho stole his laptop and made his skin a demon. he doesn’t know hiw to change it

#jjba #minecraft #jojo's bizarre adventure

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