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alien-bottle · 3 months
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Wamuu and his stupid ass sneakers and also his little kitty ❤️
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an-artist · 1 year
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Yo Jona, if you found that one of your descendants (or simply someone you know) cheated on their partner, how would you feel? Would you still welcome the child into the family?
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foxydivaxx · 9 months
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I rp as Dio on Twitter. My version of Dio is a semi-resurrected Dio. The RP stuff I did with one Homelanderrper is inspiring this story. Basically, Dio became Heaven Ascended Dio. However, his plans get foiled after the various Gods of the Universe united against him and stripped him of most of his powers and given the worst punishment. All the Jojo Villains get punished too but not to Dio's level because Dio is treated as the most vile of the lot.
As if that isn't enough, all his kids disowned him. Giorno does try to talk to him. Dio is kind of placed under house arrest with the vampire version of Joseph who proceeds to torture and beat him up every single day and places him in a cage. Dio is lonely and weak and Joseph makes fun of him for that. Dio deep down wishes to end his life because he is tired of everyone and everything.
Cages trigger Dio because they remind him of Dario. Yes, Dario once tortured him in a similar manner as Vampire Joseph. Dio and the other Jojo villains are forced to act as an assassin for the Joestars in order to survive.
Dio during one mission meets Homelander and falls in love with him. Unfortunately for Dio, Homelander hates him and is ready to kill him at any point. Manipulating the others, he gets Dio involved in a risky mission that gets him severely injured.
Dio then fakes his death and runs away to Istanbul where he begins his life again with the name Dimitri Diamandis (You will find out why he gave himself that name later). He even changes his looks as well, thanks to stealing a serum from Vought years ago that enables one to alter their appearance. In his new form, he is a lot slimmer, almost similar to his Part 1 self. His hair is now brown and shorter and messier and also his eyes are green, to hide who he is.
It is here that he finds out about the Desire Grand Prix that is held by Vought. Dio enters the tournament under his new name and becomes Kamen Rider Anax (Anax is an ancient Greek word that means tribal chief, lord or military leader. It was one of the Greek words also used for Kings which ties in nicely to Dio's superiority-inferiority complex) with one mission on his mind: to get revenge on every single soul that is part of that tournament, yes including Pucci because he was part of the plot.
Along the way, he meets Lestat and Louis who he fanboys over for obvious reasons. However, Dio prefers to be alone due to the pain others caused him in the past and also his own past sins.
Sounds interesting right?
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moonshinenum · 8 months
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Caesar: Jospeh you didn't sleep with pillar man
Jospeh:Say what Caesar
Wamuu: yes he did
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ahoge-fish · 2 years
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kakyoin turns into a kookaburra and joseph into a kiwi
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Mr. Joestar is just a chatty bird
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rubycahors · 2 years
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Joseph Joestar being in a near constant state of OhMyGod!!!! Couldn’t have been good for his health
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hangingoffence · 8 months
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mother daughter bonding <3
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bygiornogiovanna · 2 years
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Yandere! Jojo's (Part 1-6) x GN!Reader (Headcanons)
What will be our beloved yanderes reactions to their darling playing with their hair for the first time?
this is not proofread!!
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(🔝 y/n with jojo's xd)
Jonathan
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When it happend, you two were lying on the couch, his head prompt besides your thighs while you were watching a movie. You were playing with your hands anxiously for two reasons: One, the movie, two, the man laying next to you;
Subconsciously, your hand went in his hair, softly patting it. At first, it was only that, but it soon turned into you playing with his hair, loving how soft it felt;
Jonathan's eyes would widen, but he wouldn't say a thing. He scooted closer to you, a small smile on his face. Your soft hands in his hair felt heavenly;
He would definetly blush, just saying;
Even though, he couldn't help but wonder what did that mean? Were you finally accepting him?! He was in cloud nine at the thought;
Would not make a single comment, afraid you were going to retreat your hands from his hair. It would be a shame if he didn't cherish these moments;
He would want to lay his head on your thighs but he was afraid of making you uncomfortable so he stayed right there;
"I like when you play with my hair, Y/N. You should do it more often. Only if you want, of course."
Joseph
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You two were laying on the grass in a park after you begged him to go on a picnic. Joseph didn't like the idea of taking you outside, but he finally agreed after some time. His head was laying on your stomach, both of you looking at the cloudless sky;
Even if you couldn't stand his annoying personality, you were starting to get a little more comfortable around Joseph. As he was telling you some random story that happend a week ago, you started playing with his hair;
Startled at the unexpected touch, he cocked a brow and got up from your stomach. He tilted his head;
"Huh, is there something wrong?" You asked, confused as why he sat up so suddenly. "What are you trying to do, hm?! Are you, perhaps, trying to kill me?"
Was he out of his mind?! You iust gave him what you thought he longed for since he kidnapped you and he was giving you that question?!
"No? I'm just playing with your hair?" You said, confused at his random question. "Nah, you really are trying to kill me! You think my heart can take that sweet face of yours AND your soft hands in my hair?!"
Was he serious?
Absolutely. You were his weakness.
You giggled at his awful joke, and pushed his head back on your stomach, continuing your previous activity:
"Come on, you loved my joke."
Jotaro
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You two were on your shared bed, you were being sat and he was laying down beside you, telling you something about his job. While listening to him, your hand subconsciously went into his black locks;
Since Jotaro isn't the affectionate type and you never showed him affection except when he forced it out of you, he would be surprised. A small blush would creep on his face and he would hide it by putting his arm on it;
A small giggle would leave your lips when you saw he shyed away, unusual for him;
"Yare yare daze"
He would probably stop time just for you to not see how hard he blushed;
100% the type to play it cool and act unbothered when you smile sheepishly at him, not daring to tease him;
After you played once with his hair, he would want to do it every time he was laying next to you or when you were cuddling. And he would not accept anything instead you playing with his hair;
"Yare yare, why did you stop?"
Josuke
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You and Josuke were on one of the school's benches. He didn't keep you isolated since you still had school, but you lived with him. Anyway, he was laying on your thighs as you two were chilling during a break. You didn't have anyone besides him, Koichi and Okuyasu since Josuke tended to become jealous over anyone who talked to you;
He was playing with one of your hands, smiling at you and you couldn't help but look back at him. You always liked his hair, especially after finding out the story behind it;
"Can I touch your hair?" You suddenly ask since you were too scared to touch his hair, knowing how aggressive he got;
Raising a brow, he just blinked at you. You? Wanting to touch his hair? Just randomly?
"Yeah, just be careful with it." Was his response. As soon as you got his approval, you started playing with his soft locks. You knew how much time and effort he puts in his hair so you were extra careful;
Josuke blushed as he never felt your hands in his hair before. He blinked at you again but didn't complain. Who cares if you ruined his hair? He was getting attention from you! Without forcing you to!
He was beyond sad when the bell rang, signaling you two had to go back to classes;
"Please play with my hair more, I like it."
Giorno
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Giorno and you were sitting on the swing in your backyard, everything between you as quiet as usual. You knew that he wanted you to initiate something between you since he didn't want to make you uncomfortable;
His hair was down from its usual style, making you curious. Maybe he was lazy to do it today. You didn't know why, but you felt the urge to braid his hair. It was long and pretty and it also seemed really soft from where you sat;
"Uhm...Giorno, can I...braid your hair?"
The question shocked him, not expecting you to actually want to initiate something between you two;
"Yeah, sure.."
Did this mean you were starting to accept him? Even return his feelings? Nah, that was too far;
"Can you come closer please?"
With another small nod, he got closer to you and turned his back so you could do your thing. A smile appeared on his face the moment he heared a gasp leaving your mouth when you felt how soft his hair was;
"You look so cute like this! You should wear this when you leave!"
If you were being happy, it didn't matter his friends would laugh at him. You were happy, so was he. Giorno would endure anything for you to return his feelings. Even if it meant all the teasing in this world.
Jolyne
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You would be lying if you said you weren't jealous of your...what should you call her? Girlfriend? Kidnapper? Girl that's obsessed with you? Let's go with girlfriend.
She was cool and good-looking, but what you were most jealous of was her hair. The green and blonde really suited her. You always wanted to touch it, but you didn't want her to think you liked her back or something;
Until one day, when she had her hair undone, laying on your bed only in a nightgown. You couldn't help but blush when she signaled you to come beside her so you two could cuddle;
She immediately buried her face in the crook of your neck, inhaling your scent.
"Can you play with my hair, darling?"
Say less.
You blushed again at her request. Even if you didn't want to, you had to since she would throw a whole temper tantrum if you didn't;
Your hands softly began brushing through her incredibly soft locks. You were surprised it was still this soft after so much bleaching and coloring;
She smiled in your chest, leaving soft kisses against your neck. Maybe Jolyne wasn't that bad;
"I love how your fingers feel in my hair, darling."
i hope you liked this. leave me any requests, if you want <3
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dms-saggicornart · 2 years
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Hello again everyone! Got another old piece from last years Huevember. It's young Joseph Joestar! tried to replicate the shows style but eh wasn't quite right lol still I think it turned out good! Until next time y'all
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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year
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Alright I’ve been “following” (in the sense that I’ve been reading it consistently, I only actually pressed the “follow” button recently) your blog for about a month, I really like a lot of your AU’s, and I would like to contribute some of my own thoughts to them.
I’m going to start with Dual Trip (the Part 3 version, since there are now multiple Dual Trips in existence).
Specifically, how the first half of the fights would be split between the two groups (since the second half has already been thoroughly discussed)
The two groups will be referred to as the “Jotaro Crew” (Jotaro + Kakyoin + Polnareff) and the “Jospeh Crew” (Jospeh + Avdol + Iggy) 
Tower of Grey - Joseph Crew
(Because Jospeh cannot enter a plane without fate causing it to crash)
Joseph is probably the one to defeat it dye to a combination of Hermit Purple and Joseph Joestar(trademark) Bullshittery.    
Dark Blue Moon - Jotaro Crew
I feel like an idea for this was discussed in a previous post, but I will expand on it a little bit. 
In this version, Imposter Captian Tennille is not an imposter, instead, Kakyoin and Polnareff pretend to still be servants of DIO for the purposes of getting a quick boat ride to Egypt. 
“Hello, fellow servant of DIO! Don’t you just love serving our wonderful master DIO today? We are bring this Joestar descendant as an offering to lord DIO, who we love serving so much!” Unfortunately, Polnareff talks to much and Jotaro talks too little, so the Imposter Captain catches onto their ruse. 
A fight breaks out, and the ship ends up getting destroyed, forcing the Jotaro crew to make the rest of the journey by land. 
Strength - Jospeh Crew 
(Because this way, we can avoid… that particular scene with Anne)
After the plane crash, Jospeh requests a boat from the Speedwagon foundation, but when it arrives, all of the crew are dead. After some suitably scary haunted ship action, Avdol resolves the situation by burning down the entire boat.  (And that wretched awful horrible ape along with it) 
Ebony Devil - Jospeh Crew
This is probably where Iggy shows up. Jospeh spends the whole encounter running away from a killer doll, while Iggy uses his sense of smell to track down Devo the Cursed. 
Yellow Temperance - Jospeh Crew
This fight was another one discussed in a previous post, where Rubber Soul disguises himself as Jotaro, which complexly fools the Jospeh Crew for longer than they would like to admit. 
Hanged Man + Emperor - Both Crews
This was similarly discussed in more detail in previous posts, but Avdol and Polnareff accidentally cross paths, Avdol gets shot, and then Polnareff and Kakyoin finish the fight just like in canon. 
Empress - Jotaro Crew
Admittedly I don’t have any strong ideas for this once, except that maybe Polnareff getting targeted by Empress, and Nena guilts him into not destroying it because “How could you hurt a poor innocent girl like me?”
But I’m not 100% sold on this idea, so I would be interested to hear if you had any other ideas for how this could go. 
Wheel of fortune - Jotaro Crew + Iggy
Alright, so what if Iggy used the Fool to make a giant car made out of Sand, and then (smashes toy trucks violently together like a 5 year old)  
Justice - Jotaro Crew
This probably plays out pretty much like it does in canon. Enya’s death is probably what clues DIO into the fact that “Hey wait a minute, Polnareff and Kakyoin aren’t actually working for me!” 
Lovers - Jotaro Crew
Jotaro is the one who gets the Lovers stuck inside his brain this time,  Polnareff has to have Steely Dan step on him because Polnareff is the universe’s punching bag, and Kakyoin is left on his own to get the Lover’s out of Jotaro (which is much more difficult than in canon since Hermit Purple isn’t there to provide helpful visuals)   
Sun - Jotaro Crew
Goes the same as canon. The crew walks into the desert, gets heat exhaustion, laughs at two identical rocks, and then Jotaro throws another rock and saves the Day. 
Death Thriteen - Joseph Crew
Like Empress, I don’t have any specific ideas for how this fight should go, since I don’t know if it is funnier to have Avdol, Joseph, or Iggy be the one to figure it out that the baby is the stand user.  
Judgement - Jotaro Crew + Iggy
Probably starts the same as canon, with Judgment appearing before Polnareff, offering him the wishes, Polnareff wishing for his sister and Avdol back, then getting attacked by zombies. 
However, this time It is Iggy, instead of Avdol, who saves the day. 
My reasoning for how this goes is that the “Zombies” that Judgment makes are just made out of earth, and the Fool generates itself out of the earth, meaning Iggy could just…. immediately win the fight by turning the “Zombies” into his stand. I don’t know if that is how those stands work, but the idea is funny.
Then Iggy farts in Polnareffs face and leaves. 
High priestess -Joseph Crew
This is another one where I don’t have any specific ideas, I just knew that the Jotaro crew don’t have the resources to acquire a Submarine, so this had to be another Jospeh Crew fight. Other than that, I got nothing. 
And then previous posts already outlined how the rest of encounters in Egypt would go.
If you liked these Ideas, I have some a few more to suggest about the other dual trips, as well as a lot of ideas about the StarSwap AU (which is my other favourite AUs you created), as well as an AU suggestion of my own (albeit one inspired by a comment you made), all of which I would be willing to share if you are interested. (Whenever I next get the time to type up something as long as this)
OOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Joseph is forever cursed on planes, that is one of the few universal constants that no AU can change
You took the thoughts right out of my head with Kakyoin and Polnareff pretending to have Jotaro hostage. And what if in an attempt to sell it more, Kakyoin ends up looping some of Hierophant's tendrils around his hands and feet like cuffs. It's not enough to actually impede him in any way nor tight enough to be uncomfortable, but it comes across as "making sure Jotaro won't try anything" thing. Maybe Tennille tries locking Jotaro below deck but Kakyoin explains that Jotaro was a crafty one and it would be best to keep him within sight at all times
and what if Anne is almost indirectly responsible for them being found out, in a way. Similarly to canon she's a stowaway, but what if at that point Tennille was starting to get suspicious so he tries killing her to bait a reaction. Lo and behold Hierophant's tentacles do almost nothing to impede Jotaro from attempting to cave his skull in
Given the fact Tennille didn't need to pretend to be an impostor this time around, it's entirely possible the crew of the ship could be some nameless extra Stand Users under Dio's command. So while Jotaro's fighting Tennille in the water, Kakyoin and Polnareff are fighting the rest of the crew on the boat while also trying to keep Anne safe. Maybe blowing up the boat was a sort of last ditch escape attempt which thankfully worked out in the end and now they have a new member of the crew :D
A BIG yes with Avdol burning the ship. These two take one look at this creepy horror movie looking thing and all the bodies and decide "yeah, how about we didn't-"
Ebony Devil could possibly have some moments similar to the N'Doul fight in how Devo doesn't see Iggy as a threat nor an enemy until it's too late. Also I think Joseph should be allowed to Yeet Iggy with Hermit Purple, just because it would be funny. And possibly to add even more insanity, what if Rubber Soul ends up teaming up with Devo so both attacks are happening at the same time. Devo was acting as a distraction so Rubber Soul could get close enough and get an opening to kill them, but in the end and possibly thanks to Iggy and his sense of smell, they realize he's a fake
Joseph........ is NOT happy, to say the least
And while the Hanged Man + Emperor fight has already been mostly covered, there's going to be a bit of added fun in Polnareff striking out on his own. After all, despite his immaturity, he's been the only adult supervision these two(technically three if you count Anne) have had for the whole trip. It hurts even worse for Kakyoin because for once there's someone else like him who's not an awful human being. Kakyoin has learned more about Stands in the last handful of weeks than he has in his entire life, and now Polnareff decides to up and leave them
He knows why, and as an explanation it's perfectly logical and should make complete sense. After all Polnareff had made his intentions very clear when he had joined up with them and Kakyoin knew him leaving was inevitable........ so why did it hurt so much?
Unfortunately I'm drawing just as much of a blank when it comes to Empress. Maybe it could play into Polnareff's actions during the previous fight? After all, they did occur within a very short time frame of each other, and the emotions and slight betrayal (plus the grief of getting someone killed) are probably still very fresh. I can honestly see Jotaro taking a bit of a backseat in this one, mostly dealing with Polnareff and Kakyoin's traumas and how they accidentally hurt eachother
I love the idea of Iggy making a giant sand car thing. He's doing all sorts of crazy tricks just to fuck around and have fun, mostly at the expense of Joseph and Avdol who are trying to hold on for dear life and not get thrown off
You're right about Justice being almost completely the same, and off the top of my head I don't see much being all that different at all. Kakyoin is absolutly going to tease Polnareff relentlessly for licking the toilet
But Steel Dan though :)
When it comes to the Lovers, I'll admit I had a slightly different idea: so as you've said, at this point Dio's starting to become aware of how Kakyoin and Pol might not be on his side anymore and thus likely wouldn't trust them with Jotaro's "transport" anymore, right?
What if Steely Dan had been sent as recon. To check it out, to secretly watch the four when they arrived and see how they acted when they thought no one was watching
Needless to say, it's pretty easy to see they aren't enemies...... so Steely Dan ends up enacting the instructions Dio had given him if they turned out to be traitors after all
Taking over Jotaro's escort to Dio. After all, his Stand is exceptionally useful in taking hostages :)
And as we've seen, Steely Dan has no qualms with putting children in the line of fire :)))
So now Anne is the one to get put under the Lover's influence and Jotaro is forced to go with Dan unless he wants her to suffer
and this is....... really not fun for them to deal with. They're all on a time limit because while Steely Dan is still toying with Jotaro and being a smug motherfucker, he's already called Dio to inform him about the situation and is slowly making his way to some transportation to take Jotaro to him, and if he does end up leaving they're going to be screwed. The man made it very clear that any attempts at following wouldn't be tolerated, and once they leave the town proper there wasn't a whole lot of cover to hide behind to conceal any attempts a tailing them
So yeah. It's stressful.
Jotaro is fucking SEETHING while this whole thing is going down. He wants nothing more than to pummel this asshole into the ground but he can't because that would mean hurting a child, hurting Anne, and after the weeks of travel he has to admit he's grown attached. He wants to fight, to yell, to do anything, but he's completely trapped right now and can do nothing but rely on his friends to save him
The Sun is at least going to be a nice break. Don't get me wrong, it was definitely terrifying, but they got a good laugh out of it
Death Thirteen....... while I don't have too many thoughts, I think we should give Avdol some time to shine here. Maybe we could play around with the fact that as sadistic as this little shit is, he's still a baby and Dio is using said baby to try and kill people. Maybe there's some kind of motive we could put in, maybe with the kid's parents (or possibly lack thereof?)
Judgement....... OW that one's going to hurt so much because this time Avdol isn't going to be there to help comfort. As far as Polnareff knows, Avdol is still dead and gone. Nothing's going to be able to bring that man back and he got taken advantage of because he thought otherwise. Iggy definitely helps serve as a wake up call here in confirming no Stand can bring back the dead, but it's still going to sting
And yeah, Submarine Shenanigans are going to be....... wild. Also fun fact, did you know that dog scuba gear exists?
and I would LOVE to hear your thoughts for the other encounters, you did an absolutely amazing job with these ones, it was incredible and so well put together and a joy to read. Definitely one of the more fun asks I've had to answer
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idyll-wilde · 2 years
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drew a giorno giovanna !!
been watching jjba for the first time lately and hOLY SHIT ITS SO GOOD AAA, jospeh joestar is my favorite teehee :3
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tomboyjessie13-artblog · 10 months
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This was something that I started drawing 2 weeks ago, but I wasn't able to finish it until today because I got distracted by writing and online chats, had two health problems(they're not fatal thankfully), and a shitty sleep schedule. That being said, it's done now.
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The story behind this is that Medea King, now Tachibana after marrying Keiji, was employed at Budogaoka High School as a World History teacher for first year High Schoolers. She's been teaching for a relatively few good years with no incident(except dealing with Izumi's BS) until Josuke became a student in her class during 5th Period.
During his first time there, Medea gets a good look at Josuke's face and felt like she's seen him before despite being their first session together. At the end of class, Medea pulls Josuke aside and asked who he was, he answers that he's Tomoko's son, which at first made her sigh in relief since the Higashikatas are family friends with the Tachibanas and she recalled Tomoko being a mom.
But when Medea mentioned that she thought that he looked like someone she knew, Josuke revealed that he recently came across "a guy who claimed to be his nephew" and that he told him that his long-lost father and Tomoko's boyfriend was Joseph Joestar, thus confirming all of her suspicions, albeit getting a heart attack(and flashbacks of Alessi!Jospeh) in the process.
Needless to say, Medea needed a while to process what she just learned and ended up getting into a screaming match with Tomoko over her not telling Medea that she was Joseph's old flame(they made up afterwards so don't worry).
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I also redesigned the prosthetic arm to look like Joseph's since the previous version looked too simplified.
Medea King/Tachibana belongs to me
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an-artist · 1 year
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Get in loser we goin to mcdonalds
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Don’t worry everyone. They got Dairy Queen.
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tomboyjessie13 · 1 year
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~Aswan, Egypt~
After the Oingo Boingo brothers were defeated, the boys had just picked up Avdol from the Hospital and are ready to hit the road, Kakyoin had to stay until his eyes recover(with help from the SPW Foundation of course). Meanwhile Medea, a Agent of DIO who was taken in by the Crusaders to be their mole, was appearing strangely cheerful. Polnareff took notice and became curious.
Polnareff: Hey uh, Medea. Are you ok?
Medea: Yeah, what's up?
Polnareff: You're not upset with us over whatever happened to the brothers are you? You seem to be good friends with them.
Medea: *Pouting* Well I am a little irritated that they were defeated, *smiling* but I heard that their injuries weren't too serious and will recover shortly, so I'm glad they're ok.
Polnareff: Alright, but just so you know that we'll have to kick their asses if they try anything on us again.
Medea: That's fair. *Picks up a small cardboard box and follows Polnareff to the car, they sat in the backseat with Jotaro and Iggy. She took the middle seat while Polnareff took the window seat, she puts the box down*
Polnareff: *Sees it* What's that box for?
Medea: Oh just something for the road.
Polnareff: *Shrugs* Ok.
Joseph: *In the drivers seat looking at the map with Avdol* Alright, according to the map, we'll be able to reach Cairo just by following the Nile River.
Medea: *Still smiling* That's correct, Mr. Joestar. Just ask Avdol, he's a local there.
Avdol: She's right, historically speaking Egypt's capital has always been by the Nile river since ancient times. We'll get there faster by car, but we'll have to take a rest stop at Kom Ombo for food and gas.
Medea: Sounds like a good plan.
Avdol, Jotaro, and Polnareff: *Confused*
Joseph: *Also confused* .................Hey you're oddly cooperative this time around, Medea. *Smiles* Did we finally knock some sense into you?
Medea: Not really, I just have high faith that the other Glory gods would take care of you.
Joseph: *Smirks pridefully* Hmph, not if we have anything to say about that, Missy. *Gives the map back to Avdol* So far we took down three of them without even trying, *Starts the car* we're on a roll! 
Medea: You wish.
Jotaro: *Looking at Medea suspiciously* ..........
Joseph: *Drives away from the hospital*
Polnareff: *Smells the air* Did Iggy fart again?
~On the highway to Luxor~
Medea is still smiling ear to ear, which was freaking out Jotaro. Meanwhile, Iggy who was resting on Jotaro's lap decided to get up and walk on people's feet.
Jotaro: Oi, what are ya doing, Iggy?
Polnareff: *Irritated* You better NOT be pissing in the car, ya shitty mutt.
Iggy: *Sticks tongue at Polnareff and continues to wonder around*
Polnareff: *Offended* OH!
Avdol: At least he ain't farting on our faces.
Iggy: *Wondering around when he sees the box Medea brought over by her feet* ????
Joseph: *Stops car* What the?
Avdol: Huh? A traffic jam?
Joseph: Oh come on! *Honks car* 
Jotaro: *Looks over* Hold on, there's a checkpoint over there.
Joseph: *Looks over to* Why would there be a checkpoint on a highway?
Avdol: *Remembers something* Oh that's right, there's been reports about a drug bust that occurred in one of the apartments in Luxor a few days ago, so now they're checking everyone's vehicles to make sure no ones bringing in more drugs there.
Medea: *Still smiling, but this time she looks like she's about to snicker but is holding it in*
Polnareff: Oh I get it, they're nipping the problem by the bud, right?
Avdol: That's right.
Iggy: *Smelling the box, suddenly, he started acting weird* O_O
Jospeh: Well it's a good thing we don't have drugs on us then... wait are Jotaro's cigarettes illegal?
Avdol: No, they're legal. But it is illegal if you're under 18.
Joseph: *To Jotaro* You heard the man, you better keep your cigarettes put away.
Jotaro: Good grief -_-'''
Iggy: *Starts laughing* Hehehehehehehehehehehehe....
Jotaro: Hm? What's with him?
Polnareff: What are you laughing at, Iggy?
Medea: *Her smiling started to contort into a snicker*
Avdol: *Turns around to see* Strange, I never seen him laugh like that before. *Picks him up* Iggy, what's wrong?
Iggy: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe....
Joseph: *Checks him and sees that his eyes are dilated and bloodshot* Oh my god! Iggy's stoned! 
Avdol, Jotaro, and Polnareff: !?!?!?!?!?!?
Medea: *Snickering*
Avdol: Stoned!? You mean he's been exposed to Marijuana!?
Joseph: Yeah, *points at Iggy* look at his eyes! 
Polnareff: How is that possible!? There's no Marijuana in the car!..........*Looks at the box* Unless....*Looks at Medea with horror on his face* Medea, what's in the box?
Medea: *About to lose it* Nothing~
Jotaro: *Angry* Oh my god, you didn't! *Takes the box and opens it, there was lots of baggies filled with Marijuana* I FUCKING KNEW IT! 
Joseph: *Sees it* YOU PLANTED DRUGS ON US!?
Medea: *Loses it* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Avdol: *Horrified* Oh no!
Jotaro: *Grabs Medea by the hood* You bitch! You knew about the drug bust and tried to get us arrested, didn't you!? *About to use [Star Platnium]*
Medea: Try and punch me, Jojo, but just so you know that we're by the checkpoint where the police are, and there's cars full of witnesses in front of us and behind us.
Jotaro: *Stops himself* Dammit.
Polnareff: *Devastated* I can't believe you would do this to us! Where did you even get all those drugs?
Medea: While you gobshites were picking up Avdol, there was a drug dealer nearby, and since it's illegal to have weed in Egypt well.... I got a little creative*
Avdol: You do realize that you're gonna get yourself arrested to, right?
Medea: I know, but it would be worth it because I finally stopped you asswipes! 
Joseph: You little shit.......Hmmmm...
~A few minutes later, at the checkpoint~
Policeman: *Checking the inside of the car and sees everyone present, their faces are soaking wet, Medea seems to be squirming in her seat, Iggy has calmed down and is resting on Avdol's lap, and the box is missing* ............... *Steps back* (Arabic: Alright, you're clean, but you outta do something about your air conditioning in the car, it's hot in there.)
Avdol: (Arabic: Sorry about that, it broke sometime ago, we do have some water bottles to compensate though.)
Policeman: (Arabic: Alright, you people have a nice trip.)
Avdol: (Arabic: Thank you so much, sir.)
Joseph: *Drives away fast* .................. *Makes sure the coast is clear* Alright, we're good! 
Polnareff: *Uses [Silver Chariot] to open up the car seat and pull out the box of drugs, he gives it to Jotaro*
Jotaro: *Summons [Star Platinum]* Get rid of it.
[Star Platinum]: ORA! *Throws it outside the car so hard that no one can see it fly, it was also so hard that it went as far as the other side of the Nile river, leaving it out for the buzzards to pick at*
Joseph: Awesome! *To Avdol* Nice save with the air conditioning excuse, Avdol.
Avdol: *Waving his finger that is on fire to hide the smell of Weed* It's easy to hide [Magician's Red] that way. *Looks down at the sleeping Iggy* I'm also glad Iggy sobered up on time to.
Iggy: *Conked out* Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Jotaro: *Drinks water from a water bottle* Ahhh~ *offers it to Polnareff* Water?
Polnareff: *Takes it* Merci. *Drinks it*
Medea: *Struggling* Mmmm! Mmmm! *Revealed to be wrapped up head to toe in [Hermit Purple], which is only visible to Stand users* Mmmm!
Polnareff: *Turning away from Medea, pouting and mad at her* Don't think you're getting out of this, Mademoiselle, you owe us and apology for doing us dirty like that.
Medea: Mmmmm!
Jotaro: Can't hear you. *Moves a vine from her mouth*
Medea: FAT CHANCE, YOU DOUCHEBAGS! 
Jotaro: *Covers her mouth again* I outta bury this bitch in the desert sand.
Joseph: Please do. *Drives past a sign that reads "Kom Ombo - 30 miles"*
- Medea tries framing the Crusaders for possessing drugs
*In real life: while it is true that having weed in Egypt is illegal, it is not as heavily enforced as Medea made it out to be as people still consume it, as well as law enforcement being lax with it, you're just not allowed to do it out in the open.
*This is actually loosely inspired by a Stand-Up Comedy bit: "Road Trip" by Gabriel Iglesias
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Jjba Diamond is Unbreakable Ep. 8-16 Thoughts
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Ep. 8-9
Yukako has so many issues god bless
I've taken a liking to her design. Her color scheme goes together well, her hair has a lot of character and I do like the rose emblem on her outfit.
Her stand, Love Deluxe, plays the prehensile hair trope straight, other than her ability to control her hair even when it is not attached to her scalp. I like the name but I find this type of stand boring to be honest.
I'm not really interested in Yukako as a character, unless she gets something more later on. The funniest thing they can do is pair her and Koichi together. "Me and my girl don't argue, she tells me to shup up and I do" and such.
Josuke and Okuyasu were nice this episode. We learn that Crazy Diamond can't bring back anything The Hand deletes. Just goes to show how opposite their powers are.
Koichi is not really my cup of tea. I appreciate him being part of the group but solo episodes with him don't really interest me. Plus his voice is incredibly grating in both sub and dub. It's interesting that he set up that rock so that Yukako wouldn't die, you gotta be really confident that you'll win if you are worrying about the safety of your opponent.
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Hey, Koichi with the new hair kinda looks like... No I shan't say it.
Let's talk about Echoes. My boy. My lil man. Look at his lil smile :) My favourite stand from part 4 so far. It seems to emote on its own sometimes, like Star Platinum who smiles every time it gets a chance to beat someone up. I like it when stands emote on their own. The fanworks do this a lot but jjba itself rarely does it. Which is a shame.
Ep. 10
This is just 20 minutes of Okuyasu having nice things happen to him and I think that's just great. If I had so say my one gripe (and be a killjoy), it would be that it doesn't tell us much about Okuyasu and Josuke that we don't already know. The best thing about filler is that it gives us characterization and I don't think this episode has enough of that.
Okuyasu and Josuke fighting reminded me of the Death 13 episode except Polnareff was infinitely more stubborn
Also this is a great time to just give the VAs the biggest shout out cuz wow I love them. Especially Okuyasu I love the way he says Josuke. It brings me joy. They are perfect fits for the characters they are playing. I can hear Tonio's accent but I know fuck all about Japanese so It might be horrible, not my problem tho.
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Ep 11 - 12
I think Tomoko is one of my favourite female Jojo characters so far. The bar is on the ground, but, you know. Take what you can get.
I don't get why they added that scene with Josuke at the start. It doesn't really add anything.
I think the funniest thing in episode 11 is Koichi and Okuyasu just going through it and the Jojos not giving a shit. I hate the Joestars so much it's unreal. It did struck me as a bit weird. It's not at all weird for Jotaro (Have you seen the stardust crusaders? They told Polnareff they lied about Avdol's death to him and then they had the audacity to go "I didn't think you'd be this hurt"), It does feel a bit off for Josuke though.
Jotaro smiling as he says Jospeh could die is amazing. Of course he would.
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I didn't think about what Red Hor Chili Pepper's stand user would look like but I am definitely not dissapointed in Akira. Personality wise he is insanely boring but I do like his design.
Okuyasu looking at his own hand as he thanks Koichi was a nice touch.
I like how they handled Joseph. Obviously Josuke is not gonna be amazed to see him but It wouldn't go with his personality if he was antagonistic either.
Ep 13
I don't like how different the japanese VA of Joseph sounds when he is yelling. English VA doesn't have this issue but it's also was the weakest of the sdc cast imo. No winning with this one.
Ep 14 - 15
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The first episode is just set up. It does that job pretty well though. Really makes Rohan seem insane. I mean, he *is*.
Rohan relating everything to art and writing isn't even that off from how most artists think tbh. Writers will see a documentary about the most disturbing shit they have ever seen and they will go "That will make my writing about this part more accurate".
And Rohan'a advice is actually pretty good. Like, draw with references. Draw from reality. Base your characters on people who you know, instead of like, just taking from your favourite artisans. Anyways,
Rohan's stand is called the Heaven's Door. Firstly, It's a really cute stand. Secondly, this thing is busted. It'd be one thing if looking at a draft was the only way for it to work but touching you with his stand also works. And he can knock someone unconcious when unfurling them. Add on that the insane speed he has for no reason and honestly we should just be glad this guy isn't a villain. He is just weird and offputting.
I fucking love episode 15. The pay off is amazing. I love that Okuyasu and Josuke notice something small like a cut on his hand and immediately help him. I love that Rohan opens Josuke's eyes by insulting his hair. And then he just. keeps. going.
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Josuke being literary so blinded by rage that he doesn't see the draft? Amazing. He absolutely destroyed that place. And threw a fucking chair at Okuyasu and Koichi. This show is pretty funny when it wants to be.
The story of his hair was really sweet. The guy helping them seems to be a student like the current day Josuke too.
Ep 16
The art style for this episode looks different from normal and I have no idea why. The style is ussually pretty consistent. You can see the gums in their teeth it's strange.
Jotaro gets a slight outfit change. I like the colors and the tilted belts. I'm not sure on the new jacket. I liked that they used the collar of his shirt to give the same vibe as his part 3 outfit insead of just giving him a jacket exactly like his old one. His new jacket is a bit dissapointing. I like dolphins. I'm not sure what they were trying to do with the triangle and the sun. Overall, I like the older one just a bit more. I would love it if he kept changing outfits like this tho.
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It's something that Jotaro can't seem to seperate Star Platinum's time stop ability from Dio. Like, that's Star Platinum's power.
As funny as seeing Jotaro get his ass beat by a Twitch looking ass rat is, It's also shows what I like about stands. I know Jotaro is holding back here, but that doesn't change the fact that this is a bad machup for him. So you don't need to nerf him in ordert to create conflict. Stands are good against combatting power creep, is what I'm saying.
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Love Crazy Diamond popping up out of nowhere just to look sad. Don't look at me with them big ol' eyes.
Ep. 17
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I think one thing part 4 is good at is the character dynamics. Rohan and Koichi was fun to watch. Rohan grinning at Koichi getting flustered was great. Reimi being really friendly with Rohan cuz she knew him when he was a kid is a nice bit of writing.
I made a joke post about where Kak went after death, a few people mentioned how ghosts were real and he could be like Reimi. Now I know what they are talking about.
Reimi has a nice design. Especially the choker with the hands holding on it. Speaking of hands
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I know I shouldn't be laughing at the guy whose only trait so far is that he kills young girls to date their hands to satisfy his stupid fetish or something but
what even is that music. Why did they make it like that.
To close this off, I am currently on vacation with little internet access. It's a rural area so there isn't much to do. I've been spending my time writing these, slowly. Gonna take a hot minute to finish this part.
I've been also wondering if I should watch Stone Ocean before Golden Wind and get the Jotaro story over with. I'll decide that later, I dunno.
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thelastoreo · 1 year
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even as the world changes, empires rise and fall, I can trust @strawberrystepmom to be my pillar of consistency in her desire to fuck jospeh joestar (68) 😌
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