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picrewocs · 10 months

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I feel like once a year, Kita holds a Captain's Retreat on his rice farm. It's so everyone can relax and enjoy fresh rural air, but he does end up putting everyone to work at some point.

Aran is invited, since he was the on-court captain, but he gets to relax since he helps Kita a lot anyway in his off-season (also, he has bae rights)

Everyone (especially Suguru) makes fun of Kuroo for losing his breath easily. Bokuto isn't allowed to use sharp objects. Oikawa and Terushima get scolded by Kita for taking inappropriate selfies with corn cobs. Ushijima has a near encyclopedic knowledge about plants. Daichi and Moniwa are the only ones actually helping Kita

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hqmmzine · 4 months

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incorrect-highkyuu · 9 months

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Would you fuck your clone?

Tanaka: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay. Kiyoko: I'm not gay but I would actually totally fuck my clone. Akaashi: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird. Asahi: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong. Terushima: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed. Oikawa: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me? Goshiki: I'd totally do all kinds of weird things to my clone I'd be too embarrassed to ask someone else to do. Lev: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy. Atsumu: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal. Suna: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be the same as having sex with your twin: wrong and bad. Bokuto: I wouldn't have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil. Tendou: Not only would I fuck my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them at once, that's how pro-clone fucking I am. Yachi: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.

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undergoldskiess · 25 days

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oh how i've missed him

#haikyuu #johzenji #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #sawamura daichi

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silverflqmes · 1 year

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໒⦂ 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. reposted from wp!

genre. fluff + crack

ft. tooru oikawa, tetsuro kuroo, yuji terushima, yu nishinoya, shoyo hinata, daichi sawamura, kenma kozume, hajime iwaizumi, issei matsukawa + takahiro hanamaki, kotaro bokuto, tobio kageyama, atsumu miya, osamu miya, eita semi

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ he would definitely take you out to get milk bread with him before taking you in his car to go to his special spot where he admires the stars

⌗ seeing as oikawa is a total geek who believes in aliens, i'm sure some part of him also finds astronomy interesting so he'll definitely start going on about that

⌗ "ahh y/n-chan! i'm so glad you're okay with this, iwa-chan's always making fun of me for liking this kind of stuff!!"

⌗ while you guys could just lay down on the grass — he prefers wrapping his arms around you and resting your head on his chest

⌗ "i'd say you're as pretty as the stars, but it'd take an infinite amount of them to compare to you, y/n-chan~"

➫ 𝓚𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗢 𝓣𝗘𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ cat café for sure, then movies at home; i don't make the rules 😗✨

⌗ you'd think he was bringing you there to pet cats and stuff but in all honesty — he wants to do it just as bad

⌗ "oya? y/n-chan, you should totally try these ears on, hmm? it'd be a cute look for ya~ i'm sure the team would enjoy it. wouldn't you agree?"

⌗ the teasing would never end, i can tell you that at least..

⌗ after you guys finish up — with kuroo complaining about wanting to take all the cats home, you two end up snuggling on his couch with hot coco while putting on all the classic and iconic movies 😌

➫ 𝓣𝗘𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗔 𝓨𝗨𝗝𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ i hope you guys know how to skateboard cuz —

⌗ you can't tell me he won't take you to a skating park. i mEaN loOk aT hIM😭

⌗ if you don't know how to skate he'll definitely take the time to teach you, ofc while holding your hand so you don't fall and hurt yourself. surprisingly — he's hella patient when it comes to you.

⌗ "don't push yourself too hard y/n, i wouldn't want you to fall for me all over again!" — he would totally laugh and use cheesy pickup lines but you still love his dumbass😌

⌗ once the sun sets, y'all would definitely take cute pictures before heading off to buffalo wild wings or sumn to get sum dinner

➫ 𝓝𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗬𝗔 𝓨𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ why go to one place for a date when you can fit like ten different dates into one?

make sure you slept the night before cuz this boy is taking you EVERYWHERE and you already know he has a never ending source of energy😭 you might need to stop for a coffee at some point — bUT DON'T GIVE ANY TO NOYA.

⌗ "y/n-chan we're totally going swimming, to the amusement park, the mall — OH AND WE NEED TO GET GARIGARIKUN POPSICLES!!"

⌗ he'll drag you everywhere, but you're happy to get tired as long as you're with him and having fun🥺💗

⌗ after going to like ten different places, the last destination would be at sakonoshita's where you guys would have your popsicles together and share a kiss ♡︎

➫ 𝓗𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝓢𝗛𝗢𝗬𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ the amusement park, that's where he's taking you — but first, he'll ask you to set for him at the park before going LMAO

⌗ on his way to pick you up he'll bring you meat buns while asking you to hop on his bike with him to go set at the park🥺

⌗ surprisingly the amusement park isn't all that far away and you guys manage to get there early enough to get stamps + tickets so you can try all sorts of rides out

⌗ just like he gets nervous for matches , he gets nervous for rides.. please take him to the bathroom before he finds another scary tall ass mf —

⌗ "y/n-channn this embarrassing.. i can go on my own y'know! i doubt dai ou-sama's here today.." — idc if he says no, go with him😐

➫ 𝓢𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗠𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝓓𝗔𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ alright dadchi here is hella classy, so he'd either take you to a really fancy dinner or — dinner at home cuz he can definitely cook :D

⌗ he'd pick you up from your house and say hi to your parents while assuring he'd take care of you🥺

⌗ he'd get you roses for sure or some sort of pretty flowers 😭💘💘

⌗ "wow i thought these were beautiful when i got them for you, but they could never compare to you, y/n" — he'd be blushing too, daichi doesn't use a lotta pickup lines 😭

because my man knows chivalry and how to be a gentleman, he'd pay and even get you a dessert to split together :'o

➫ 𝓚𝗢𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗘 𝓚𝗘𝗡𝗠𝗔 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ after successfully dragging kenma away from his gaming console, you end up taking him to an arcade. it's a small improvement, okay??

⌗ he's reluctant, but sometimes going to retro arcades can be fun and they have GOOD ASS snacks so he luckily wasn't all that difficult with you — you'd have to tell kuroo about this later cuz 🕺🏽✨

⌗ after playing a bunch of fighting games and even air hockey — you end up dragging his ass to dance dance revolution😭

⌗ "y/n you do realize i can hardly roll out of bed, you really expect me to do this?"

⌗ he complains a little at first, but after dancing a few rounds, you coulda sworn you saw his lips curl up a just a little 👀

➫ 𝓘𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗜 𝓗𝗔𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ i feel like iwa would take you to the park for a cute picnic. simple, but sweet

⌗ he'd bring a whole picnic basket with snacks and i headcannon that he can cook, so he definitely made sumn

⌗ because he isn't good with romance, he reluctantly went to tooru for help — who could NOT stop running his mouth.. he got hit with a volleyball afterwards tho😔

⌗ "so i went to that trashykawa for help, what does it matter?! i wanna be able to make shit nice for you!" — iwa are you blushing??🤨

⌗ i imagine there somehow being fireworks that night — don't ask me why and he'd totally lean in to share a kiss with you — while you're caught off guard ofc🚶‍♂️

➫ 𝓜𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗡 && 𝓜𝗔𝗞𝗞𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ ramen date for sure cuz mattsun is lazy but wants some good ass food and who doesn't like ramen😗

⌗ lowkey feel like y'all would run into makki who just — ends up joining your date 😭 oh to be blessed by the presence of matsuhana✨

⌗ these two would seem normal at first , definitely no bad intentions until you see less noodles in your bowl each time you look from one to the other😐

⌗ "it was makki / mattsun — " in sync :^

⌗ honestly your date with them is just pure crackheaded energy.. but you have a good time with them and they end up walking you home where you kiss both their cheeks before going inside🥺💘

➫ 𝓑𝗢𝗞𝗨𝗧𝗢 𝓚𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ y'all are going to get sum good ass bbq at a secret but underrated place in tokyo✨

⌗ this crackheaded owl will definitely show up to your house uninvited and drag your ass out cuz he's cool with your family😭

⌗ "y/n-chan i'm amazing aren't i?! even akaashi said this was a good idea!"

⌗ he would talk your whole ear off about his accomplishments in volleyball and would even start talking about akaashi LMAO but you find it cute to watch him be so positive and energetic

⌗ please watch your food cuz you already know he's gonna grab those chopsticks and snatch every piece even out of arm's reach🖐

➫ 𝓚𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗬𝗔𝗠𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ mr. awkward here doesn't know any better so he bought tickets to a professional volleyball match😪

⌗ he's just a lil blueberry who loves his milk and you can't possibly say no to him, so of course you go. surprisingly it's extremely fun and watching him light up like a little kid is just the cutest sight

⌗ " i.. dumbass, i'm not blushing!" yeah ok

⌗ you'd tease him for sure after the match finishes and in response — ah.. expect him to get you back for that later😭

⌗ since he found it a little selfish that he made you do something of his interests, he ends op offering to buy you ice cream at a cute vintage parlor so y'all can take cute pictures of sharing ice cream ✨

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓐𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ did someone say beach?

⌗ okay but fr — he wants to take you to the beach and even try out volleyball on the sand there too — aside from swimming ofc and possibly dragging you to try out some kind of crazy watersport😭

⌗ y'all would have some seafood in a cute little restaurant on the beach and have snowcones afterwards

⌗ "oh? y/n-chan, you've got a little something there," he says this as he wipes your cheek and totally gives you the side eye while licking his finger😐

⌗ you already know this man finna come from behind, wrap his arms around your waist and sprint to the shore as he tosses you in before joining🐒

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓞𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ i feel like osamu would like to spend your date together at home with takeout — probably chinese and i don't blame him😍

⌗ y'all would play some board games together — with you complaining halfway about losing monopoly to him for the 36289292th time🧎

⌗ y'all would stay up LATE just playing those games and then watching movies afterwards

⌗ LOTS of snacks and we can't forget that glorious takeout food. he'd make tea somewhere in between too

⌗ "y/n, i understand you want to win, but we can't play all night y'know — you need your rest for tomorrow."

➫ 𝓢𝗘𝗠𝗜 𝓔𝗜𝗧𝗔 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ do not tell me he does NOT have money — hE GOES TO SHIRATORIZAWA COME ON Y'ALL

⌗ he's taking you to the mall cuz he wants to shop for some new clothes and spoil you rotten, i mean it —

⌗ you'd try and hold the bags at the very least since he paid for everything, but in the end he ends up taking everything in one hand and uses his free one to hold yours🥺

⌗ "hey, if i'm taking out, i'll treat you like complete royalty," get your sunglasses ready for that smile you guys —

⌗ after a good two hours of shopping, he'll take you to a cute bakery nearby and split your favorite dessert with you ♡︎

notes. reviving the hq tag? ahahaha.. anyway don’t mind any typos these are old asf..

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lowkxytears · 30 days

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i started watching haikyuu around early march for the first time. im done. what am I supposed to do now? also haikyuu fans waiting actual YEARS for a season? that CRAZY.

anyways here are may faves from each team:

karasuno: tsukishima

nekoma: fukunaga

aoba johsai: kyo-ken

date tech: aone

fukurodani: bokuto

shiratorizawa: goshiki

johzenji: terushima

tokonami: ikejiri

wakutani minami: hanayama

ohgiminami: akimiya

kakugawa: hyakuzawa

nohebi: daisho

itachiyama: sakusa

inarizaki: kita

kamomedai: hirugami

niiyami girls': amanai

do i have a #1 fave? no. i am indecisive and have a new favourite every minute. i like ALL of them and I mean EVERY. SINGLE. one of them one way or the other.

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otherworldlyranse · 2 months

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Terushima, handing Okudake wire cutters: Okudake! Here!

Okudake: Why are you giving me these?

Terushima: Well, I know I've already stolen your heart, but since I'm such a gentleman, I figured I'd give you the chance to pry it out of my grasp, not like you would want to though, beacuse you love me so much!

Okudake: ...your ring is stuck, isn't it?

Terushima: It literally won't come off.

#haikyuu #underrated haikyuu teams #johzenji #incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #okudake seiji #terushima yuuji

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thatonericeball · 2 years

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How They Act When They Walk Past You 〜 🚶

“Who has the the hairspray?! Jean do you?! We need the HAIRSPRAY?!?!” You can hear the camera clicking, feel the fan blowing and the spot light is on him and him alone. Yes, that is the Paris Vogue stylist team. His actual team is probably walking behind like “we don’t know him, he’s not ours”. You brush something off your head…is that glitter?

Oikawa, Bokuto, Kuroo

Walks by nothing much…except that your there. He takes one glance at you, then another and another…mm just one more and then he’s good to go to class…okay maybe just one more look-

Osamu, Sakusa, Kenma, Shirabu

Chest puffed, big strides, stretching and trying to flex their muscles. He’s so close to just dropping to ground and doing push ups, counting from like some ridiculous number like 167 idk. He will take his friends bags from them and carries it just to try and further flex. In case you didn’t notice that he’s been “really working out” lately 💪

Yamamoto, Yaku, Tanaka, Noya, Terushima, Kyoutani

You’re honestly kind of worried you scared him in some way and didn’t say realise. He keeps walking toward and away from you while quietly muttering something nervously. In Japan you trace the kanji for person on your hand and “swallow it” when your nervous and these guys have done it plenty.

Aone, Asahi, Daichi, Yamaguchi, Kinoshita, Narita, Kageyama, Goshiki, Kindaichi, Yahaba, Ren, Lev, Shibayama, Gin

All confidence, zero fear. He goes right up to you or makes the biggest scene, “Y/N! Y/N-CHAN! L/N-CHAN! HeEeEy!” They are genuinely so excited to see you and no one can ever beat their level of energy when it comes to this.

Tendou, Hinata, Akagi, Inuoka, Koganegawa

“Oh, Y/N-san yo,” *slight head nod to acknowledge you’re there and keeps walking* later *internally* “OH MY GOD SHE WAVED AT ME WOJSODKSMJS OH MY GO- LORD HAVE MERCY, BROTHERS WE 👏MUST👏 STAY 👏FOCUSED-”

Atsumu

Genuinely makes your heart skip a beat. He’s so casual, so calm about it and he does actually look cool

Tsukishima, Iwaizumi, Sugawara, Konoha, Kunimi, Semi, Ennoshita, Mattsun, Makki, Kai, Aran

He’s sees you and a small smile breaks on his face then he keep walking

Suna, Kita, Ushijima, Akaashi, Futakuchi, Fukunaga

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soonah · 2 years

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haikyuu team banners

KARASUNO

AOBA JOHSAI

DATE TECH

JOHZENJI

WAKUTANI MINAMI

SHIRATORIZAWA

TSUBAKIHARA

NEKOMA

SARUKAWA

INARIZAKI

FUKURODANI

KAMOMEDAI

ITACHIYAMA

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river-demon-slayer · 1 year

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Suna Rintarou always has at least 3 electronic devices on him. Usually it's his mobile phone, a 2nd mobile phone (to record all the Miya twins antics), earphones/headphones/airpods (he has all three and uses whichever one he feels like on that particular day), and finally, his beloved PS4 (he got the newer models once he was out of High School). Sometimes, he'll carry his Laptop with him as well. They are his prized possessions and he feels a sense of comfort when he has them around, knowing that he can use them whenever he wants to escape a social situation.

Honorary mentions who do the same are Tsukishima (he canonically wears headphones all the time except for when he is in class) and Kenma (he can't live without his PS4).

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xankiir · 1 year

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ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ʏᴜᴜᴊɪ ᴛᴇʀᴜsʜɪᴍᴀ!

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𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓:

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𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄:

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incorrect-highkyuu · 8 months

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Kita: So what are you all majoring in or intend on majoring in? Oikawa: Respecting women. Ennoshita: Batman. Atsumu: Minecraft. Kita: Take this seriously please. Terushima: Fuckin weed Daichi: Criminal justice and psychology. Kiryuu: I'm terrified I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a couple of years, like all other areas of study I've pursued over my life! Bokuto: Minecraft. Kuroo: Minecraft as well.

#kita shinsuke #oikawa tooru #ennoshita chikara #miya atsumu #terushima yuuji #sawamura daichi #kiryuu wakatsu #bokuto koutarou #kuroo tetsurou #haikyuu #inarizaki #seijoh #karasuno #johzenji #mujinazaka #fukuroudani #nekoma #captains squad #source: tumblr

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