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Some things just need to be heard, not giffed. “Did you do extensive research into the smallest duck you can buy...?”
Alex quietly breaking character through the whole thing... the other contestants losing their minds as John pretends he’s the only sane man in England... where else do you buy ducks...?
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hauntedtrait · 1 month
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you know i fucking hate it when you smoke
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pandaroboto · 1 year
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Taskmaster+ The Onion headlines (part 2)
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alexplantewpg · 1 year
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[he grunts in displeasure]
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useyourtelescope · 1 year
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Taskmaster 14.05: Chip Biffington
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taskmastercaps · 1 year
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[ID: Ten screencaps from Taskmaster. Fern Brady says, “I am dressed as an alien dressed as a Scottish man.” The studio screen shows her in costume, with an uneven bowl cut, bushy monobrow, sweater vest, brown trousers and brown shoes. She explains, “There’s a Scottish book called The Cone Gatherers about two brothers. And for some reason, I was an alien that inhabited the character of the book. But I’m not what people call a thespian, so I got shot dead in the end.” Greg Davies looks baffled. John Kearns asks, “Why was the alien shot?” Fern replies, “I was shot ‘cause I wasn’t meant to be gathering cones in the forest.” Greg says, “I feel like possibly my drinks have been spiked.” End ID.]
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kimwxlers · 1 year
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It's in Latin... 'Waitus, whattus?'
EVERY SERIES OF TASKMASTER: SERIES 14
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jameszmaguire · 1 year
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No, I'm not like Munya. You kind of giving it... You need to give it to the man, bro, I've been telling you.
John Kearns & Munya Chawawa being a delightful duo on TASKMASTER SERIES 14 (2022) + bonus - the start of this dynamic, since they hadn't met before the show:
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littlealexhorne · 1 year
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another alignment chart for your enjoyment~
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penelopepitstopp · 1 year
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hauntedtrait · 2 months
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Queenie May & The Destroyers
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taskmastersource · 1 year
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taskmaster 14x05 • john and munya forgetting the alphabet during the live task was brilliant
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olympain · 1 year
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goldenhawk-k · 3 months
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John Kearns is the funniest contestant on taskmaster because 90% of the time he just looks sad and pathetic. And its never not funny.
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taskmastercaps · 1 year
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[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, “You don’t have regrets. Although you’re not someone who DOESN’T have regrets.” John Kearns explains, “I’ve got regrets, we’ve all got regrets. But I don’t live with them.” Greg asks, “So where are they?” John taps the side of his head and says enigmatically, “Oh, they’re up there. But I don’t go there.” End ID.]
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