baby you have no idea how not normal I can be about this fictional man

Dumbass will be dumbass

The ending I had planned for the series is not how I want things to go anymore, but I’m unsure where I want to take the story. So, part 3 is going to be delayed because of this. I wanted to post it this weekend but that might not happen anymore 😅 sorry

Not gonna lie I was writing a Hank x Connor piece and lost steam then lost all confidence in my abilities 😭 so that mixed with the new school stuff I've been too afraid to come back on here lol

Good day!!! I'm Joe!!!!

She/he/thou/🌴/💿/🐳

Tally haller, musical miracle fan!!

I like: the outter/inner space, plants, whales, vaporwave, philosophy, Pepsi, the internet, stars, Hawaii, the sea!!!

High schooler (minor (Im sorry I dot want to say my age)

Jello >:3

rip alex kralie, you would have loved crywank

Just found this absolute gem going through my saved photos from 2020

See, xB’s death was great, but this was my personal favorite moment from that day, ft. comedic timing from Joe Hills

I also have a separate Dave Miller design for novel! William that's more true to the graphic novel design but eh

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Marybell Township / (Vampire) Culture / Love, Me Normally:

Please don't ever discontinue the mechanic story 😭😭😭 it's so well written and I love the angst you give 🤗❤️❤️ that's all take care

Thank you so much, I’m really glad you’re enjoying it so far! As long as people are interested in the series and keep reading it, I won’t stop writing it! :)

NEW FAVOURITE CLIP

transcript:

Joe Hills: Anyway- timeskip! I forget where I'm going. Oh yeah it's funnier if I fly

(He takes off and hits something)

Ow.

(As he falls into screen and dies, he starts laughing hysterically)

I better go get my stuff...

he’s actually called joe bear graves because the moment he gets to fuck you, you end up pregnant with the biggest fattest chunkiest baby ever so is so silly and happy and absolutely loves their daddy

LOUDER

cw: mentions of past miscarriages, NOT by reader though

When the test comes back positive you're over the moon!! You managed to get pregnant so quickly even though your husband, Joe, warned you that he's getting up there with age, he fears that he's too old to give you a baby, not to mention his fertility issues :((

On the other hand, Joe is terrified. He went through this with his ex wife, Lena. He dealt with the pain, the agony of one miscarriage after another, the loss of a baby he wanted so much, then the constant tension and fights and ultimately a painful divorce. He thinks it's all his fault, it's him who has the weak sperm, it's him who can't give a baby so I think he wouldn't want to get his hopes up, as painful as it sounds. He couldn't deal with the heartbreak of watching someone he loves so dearly be disappointed with him again.

Well, that's until your baby arrives! The most beautiful, healthy and giggly daughter that ever graced the world! Bear would be straight up bawling while holding his newborn, the tiny baby girl cleaned and wrapped in a tiny pink blanket. Only a day ago she was still in your belly and now look at that, she's in her father's arms, doozing off while clutching her dad's finger in her tiny hand, unaware of the happiness her parents feel <33

Now, almost three months later your daughter is the chunkiest, happiest baby ever! She is the light of your life, the thing that makes you excited to wake up because you'll be able to see your baby and you know that Joe shares the very same sentiment, often playfully 'fighting' with your husband over who gets to hold the baby <3

Bear makes BIG babies; your little girl is so chunky and healthy that the doctors who do the regular check ups have only praise for her as she is cluelessly held in her dad's strong arms, giggling and babbling at the nice nurse <33

you’re losing me // so long london