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sharonccrter · 1 day
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And I'm pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free
Says the grown women who was 27-year-old when she entered the relationship with a fully developed brain. She was also older than him by an entire year. Remember that theory that celebrities are emotionally stunted at the age they became famous? Yeah it's coming into play here. She tries to make herself out to be younger than she is, and make it out like she was being taken advantage of, when in reality she was a whole adult.
It's funny cause I do really like So Long, London. There are a lot of things I like about the song, the opening with the choir is great. But I'm not really here for her 'I'm always the victim mentality.' I think the song has some great moments - but what continues to hold her back is the lack of self awareness.
Before anyone comes at me, I write this stuff not become I'm some hater, but because I think analysing things are interesting, but also because I'm not some blind follower.
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"wait—she’s fantasizing about matty healy while she masturbates? she OPENLY ADMITTED TO THIS? ON THE ALBUM?"
Yup! On 'Guilty as Sin?' she sings these lines:
My bedsheets are ablaze, I've screamed his name Building up like waves crashing over my grave Without ever touching his skin How can I be guilty as sin?
That entire song it talks about how she's fantasizing about Matty, but feeling guilty about it because she was in a relationship. Sheesh...
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…this bitch is crazy. also shows how miserable she was in her own relationship so why didn’t she just break up with joe alwyn then? what
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inabeautifulpie · 11 months
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You're Losing Me & lyric parallels
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swifties and brainrot are a match made in heaven
like come on guys y'all know that not a single one of those break up albums paint any of the guys in a good light (and i don't know enough about what they did to say whether it's justified or not, but i do know that their all painted as bad people).
So the fact that the album is primarily about Matty should say that Joe wasn't that bad. Like no-one in their right minds would want to have their entire reputations destroyed by an album, so like why the hell would he be upset that the album is not about him?
Like i want the logic? Cause weren't y'all swifties the ones who were hating him and hyping this album up as "all the shit he did is gonna come out" but now when it's not about him, y'all are saying look how shit he is because he didn't get an album? As far as i'm aware getting an album probably makes you shittier right?
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wildfloweronwheels · 22 days
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this probably won’t make sense because it’s an unfinished thought in my brain but there’s such bittersweet irony for me in the fact that Joe was so desperate to not be known as ‘Mr Taylor Swift) which is SO valid that he kind of forgot to actually let anyone in on who he was or at least wanted to be perceived as to the point where being Taylor’s ex/william bowery is now the thing he’s most known for… and it’s tricky because he’s a compelling actor but also he hasn’t worked in a couple of years and that doesn’t make sense (unless he’s taking an intentional break) and hates doing press because he was so consumed with not talking about The Thing™️ that there’s very little else to shape the public knowledge of him unfortunately. I’m not saying he had to talk about her more but the less he did, the more of a media ‘gotcha’ it becomes whereas he could’ve taken the air out of it really really easily and made space for other things but actively chose not to.
contrast that with Travis who arguably was never going to be swallowed by his dating life (he’s established enough on his own) who relishes being connected to Taylor and intentionally pursued her in such a public way/doesn’t have to be asked about her. yes people still want to know and they’re hounds for details but it’s so much more normal instead of being this big elephant and I don’t know… I just hate that she ever felt she had to dull her shine because it turns out not doing that has actually been easy this whole time
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bananaofswifts · 1 year
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Joe via Instagram Story 01.29.2023
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harrytheehottie · 2 years
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Paul Mescal in Normal People (2020) and Joe Alwyn in Conversations With Friends (2022)
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darling-aries · 11 months
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It's the fact that Taylor started her relationship with Joe by clearing her throat (Ready For It...) and ended it with a shaky sigh of disbelief that she is back here once again after thinking this was golden; this was forever that made my heart break for her. The sadness and disappointment in her sigh are truly sad.
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taylorsradio · 8 months
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@aurorepeuffier x Sweet Nothing
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lovelyteuvo · 1 year
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so you’re telling me that taylor and joe broke up? what happened with love is golden like daylight? i wasn’t prepared for this, and i certainly didn’t think it would affect me the way it did
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papercuts-blog · 5 months
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I feel like I need to put this out before it all consumes me, those who need to put Joe down to pull Travis or Taylor surely didn't grow out of their highschool mentality. Sometimes people don't work out, are not ready to get married, and want to keep private life "private" to keep the peace. And sometimes love is not enough for two very fundamentally different people to stay and work it out together. Doesn't make either of them a bad/worse person. Also, someone else's win/networth in life isn't equivalent to how happy that person is.
Tbh, I got to know joe when he started dating Taylor however from that moment onwards I have nothing but respect for him, his future work and his perspective. Few people in this entertainment line have integrity like him or his family.
Swifities need to let go of this mentality. We are the reason Taylor got the serial dater labels. And a fandom that has grown so much with Taylor, it all became worthless because of this kind of behaviour.
Just let it all go!
P.s. this for swfities only, not for TAYLOR! I'm a swfitie myself. Thank you. Any hate comment about Taylor will be deleted and not entertained!
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magxit · 1 year
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100 accurate. Please watch.
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hershey-the-person · 1 year
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i . won't . believe . anything . until . THEY . THEMSELVES . say . so .
according to twitter they have been like engaged 4 times , married twice and taylor even got pregnant once .... this is all bs
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booksandepiphany · 2 years
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normal people (2020) // conversations with friends (2022)
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wildfloweronwheels · 5 months
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wait so if you’re losing me was written December 5th 2021; the exhaustion of red tv, the lack of posting in 2021/22, barely celebrating her achievements, ibytam being a wedding video, keeping it strictly work, midnights feeling like autopsies of the past, lavender haze, anti hero, sweet nothing, renegade, the Alcott, him not showing up at eras… oh taylor 😭
no wonder she felt like a monster on the hill. he made her too big to hang out, to love, to marry for almost two years and then she got on that stage in glendale and remembered the bravest thing she ever did was run… and then for her to find warmth, ease and openness a few months later because of a song about always being alone and beaten down but being enough anyway because the tired Phoenix still rises i’m 🥹🥹🥹
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shitswiftiessay · 7 months
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swifties and their parasocial relationship with joe alwyn, part 5.
swifties have only known about travis kelce’s existence for about 22 hours, but they’re already dickriding him so hard and singing his praises like he’s the best thing since sliced bread. an angel sent from heaven, even.
the interesting thing is the fact that they cannot compliment travis without bringing up joe. EVERY single tweet that swifties make to praise travis is actually a passive-aggressive swipe at joe. because he’s too POOR and he wouldn’t “let taylor bejewelled” and he was too insecure/uncomfortable with her fame and all this other shit that they just made up in their fucking heads.
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so, needless to say, swifties are most definitely NOT over joe, they talk about him as if he is THEIR ex and it’s so fucking strange but would surely make an interesting psychological case study.
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