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magewritesstories · 1 year

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I’m not sure if you write for this version of this character in particular but I saw you did an incorrect quote for Harry Osborn, and I was wondering if you could do tasm 2 version Harry Osborn headcanons like a dating him includes?

Harry Osborn // Dating Headcanons

Note: ofc, ofc I would love to share some hc's (btw AU where he doesn't have the Goblin Disease) TW: mentions of fighting, possessiveness (but not in the Wattpad mafia way y'know)

okay so for starters, buckle up for enemies to lovers office romance

but it's one-sided; you dislike him, 'cause y'know he's kinda an asshole, but he just likes teasing you and doesn't actually mean anything he says

after a very drunk confrontation at an office party, you tell him you think he's an absolute asshole, and how much you hate working for him

after a while it just devolves to stupid things you dislike, like the way you hate that he drinks black coffee or that he has to have take-out all the time, or that he just randomly cancels meetings for no apparent reasons

the next day, you just find a box of chocolates on your desk

after that it's a little more smooth sailing

after a few months— which is enough time for harry to fully mourn the death of his dad— things start getting better

he's fully taken over as CEO of oscorp and proven to everybody, that despite the fact that he's young, he's still a good businessman

i imagine it's been a year, and now that you're both fully adjusted to the job, things start getting a little more spicy

at first you don't even notice the change; he puts down a cup of coffee— you're favourite order— on your desk when he arrives at the office, or he asks you to join him in eating take-out when you two are the only ones left in the office after a long day

then it escalates, you complain about the old coffee machines, and he has them replaced, or you offhandedly mention the fact that one of the lifts is always out of order, and the next day you see some poor mechanics who've been working at it all night walk past you, complaining about how much of hardass the "baby osborn" is

your friend is the one that mentions it first; "hey, weren't you complaining about those yesterday?"

at first you just shrug it off, he was being a good boss, so what?

but after a while, it gets into your head anyway

i mean, there are only so many sentences with a flirty undertone a girl can take

so, being you, you decide to outright ask him

"are you flirting with me?"

"i have been for the past three months, but thanks for noticing."

after that he just gives you one of those typical harry osborn smirks and walks off, hands in his pockets 'n everything

Once you guys actually start dating though, he's a total sweetheart

His love languages are most definitely gift giving (giving) and physical touch (receiving)

Speaking of, you bet you're closet goes from being worth 200$ to being worth 8000$ within weeks

It starts off as small things, a cup of coffee on him, or some dinner in the office, just the two of you

But it escalates quickly

By the time you're three month anniversary rolls around, he's bought you just about the entire Jimmy Choo collection, and your amazon wishlist

He remembers everything you tell him, from the fact that you love a certain colour or dislike a certain food, he'll definitely remember

When you tell him you feel bad about the amount of money he spends on you, he just shrugs it off

besides you can pay him back by wearing that Victoria's Secret gift he got you a few weeks ago

Princess treatment all the way

The entire thing, holds your bags, opens the door, has his card out and has paid before you even reach for your wallet

Just loves spoiling you

Dates are usually one of two things:

One: Super extravagant, oh there's this cool restaurant in LA you want to check out when you go there? He has two tickets booked, and he's written it in his agenda for next saturday

Two: Super chill weekend in. The two of you just relax, watch some movies, have breakfast in bed, maybe even some pillow forts if he's feeling fancy, and of course, pillow fights that somehow always end up in make-out sessions

Extremely touch-starved, so will have his hands on you all the time

And he isn't even ashamed about it

Like, y'all will be at dinner, and he'll casually put an arm around your shoulder and pull you closer to him, to the point that you're almost in his lap

"Harry, we're in public!"

"So?"

"People are staring!"

"I reiterate: So?"

Just a sweetheart in general, he loves you and he isn't ashamed of it at all

But of course, there are some downsides too

For starters, he's very unaware of just how privileged he is

He doesn't do it on purpose though, he really doesn't mean to seem like an arrogant jerk. But it just shows

For example, this one time, there was a super sale at Costco, and you were super excited to tell him, and he just stared at you like, "What's the big deal??"

You'd think hanging out with Peter would make him realize that not everyone has the same chances and problems growing up

It gets annoying sometimes, like how he just shrugs off employees overworking themselves with a "So, if they're so stressed, just take a day off."

He's trying though

Secondly, he's extremely possessive, so he gets jealous super easily

For example, the two of you will be at one of his rich people gala's—as you very fondly call them— and this random guy will have a chat with you, normal conversation, but with an obvious flirty undertone

And he'll get very annoyed

"Why didn't you tell him you had a boyfriend?" *insert pout*

"Harry, we were talking about the stock market, where would I just casually add that piece of information?"

He's annoyed for the rest of the night, as well as the car ride home— in which you tell him he's being childish— but the moment you get home he just sighs and tells you he's sorry for overreacting

Those fights usually turn into long night conversations, with tea and blankets

He also has the habit of forgetting dates

This is usually when there's a big project presentation coming up and he's nervous

Usually you don't mind, after all, you've seen first hand how brutal the board can be

But sometimes it's just a little too much, and all the other little things that have been bothering the two of you blow up into one big fight

You're both very stubborn so it just turns into a waiting game of who'll give in first

If he's the one who gives in, he usually turns up at your door with a huge bouquet of your favourite flowers and your favourite chocolates

Definitely the type to drive across the city to get you that one sweet, from that one shop you really like

If you're the one to give in, he'll just pout, and tell you he's still mad

He already gave in the moment you walked in though

He just likes to tease you, but after the third sorry he feels bad and tells you he's sorry for neglecting you too

He likes the idea of communication, and he's trying to get better at it

But when he can't find the words, he just defaults back to buying you stuff

That's how his dad always fixed stuff, so it's the only way he knows

But he tries, because it's you and you deserve nothing less than the best

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jewbeloved · 2 years

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hiya! if possible could i get the main four + jimmy and butters (if i can request that many, i just found this blog 😅) with a physically disabled s/o? (chronic pain if possible, if not that’s ok too!) i recently started back up with university and walking around campus has me in so much pain 😭 i’d love to see how they’d react/comfort if you’re ok with it! thank you and i love your writing!! ❤️

Sure ^^❤️❤️

Team Stan + Jimmy and Butters with a disabled s/o💗💞💞💞

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 🐕

He doesn't mind you being disabled at all.

It's not gonna stop him from cuddling and giving you kisses >:)

If you need help with something he is there to help you :)

If you're about to cross over a puddle, he will literally take off his jacket and place it over the puddle so you can walk over it.

His jacket is now dirty and wrinkled with water so his mom will have to wash it for him later :')

10/10 sweet boyfriend <3💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🪴

Ok? you're disabled?

You think that will stop Kyle from shedding affection on you like Stan?

He is always going to love you no matter what, you're his honey sunshine <3

If you're insecure about your disability, this boy will be head-heels on comforting you until you feel better.

If you have trouble walking to school, he will gladly hold your hand and guide you through the school <3

Somebody messed with you or hurt you? expect them to have bruises on their body and a black eye when you encounter them again because Kyle kicked their ass💚💚💚💚

❤️ Eric Cartman 🌹

Man ripped on you the first time you met him.

But as time went by he started to soften his attitude around you.

Like Stan, he will probably help you with whatever you need but would be a little lazy to do so.

If somebody makes fun of you for being disabled. That person won't be showing up tomorrow and I think we all know why.

He will probably also be a little clingy whenever he feels like it.

He doesn't appreciate it when you step on his foot with your crutches. (If you do have crutches)

So having a disabled s/o doesn't bother him❤️❤️❤️❤️

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧻

Literally becomes a sweetheart around you instantly.

He will in deed protect you from bullies.

Similar to Kyle, he will comfort you to the maximum if you're sad or insecure about your disability.

He doesn't have a lot of money, but he would also be up to get you a little small gift to cheer you up as well <3

He loves you a whole lot and you being disabled wouldn't change how he sees you🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

💛 Jimmy Valmer 😜

Crippled partners!!

Or should I say, 'The Crip Trio' since you would also be hanging out with both Jimmy and Timmy at the same time.

He's the best boyfriend material you've got <3

He would also definitely bring you to his comedy shows too!

If somebody hurts you, he won't hesitate to use his crutches on that asshole who bullied you.

You both will probably have to cuddle in bed or on the couch because he needs both of his hands to hold his crutches you know?

So he can only hug you with just one arm only :')

He will also try to make you laugh by telling you jokes and puns💛💛💛💛💛💛

💛 Butters Scotch 🥺

Such a sweetheart Istg

He would always give you hugs whenever he gets the chance to <3

Butters also sometimes gets bullied himself, but he will still try to protect you from them or you probably beat up the bullies yourself because they went too far with picking on you or Butters.

If you're insecure, he doesn't know how to exactly comfort you about your disability but he still tries 🥺.

Cute pecks on the cheek or lips every once in a min or less <3💛💛💛💛💛💛

Hey Kyle, I heard you hate bananas. So why don't you try one :) 🍌🍌🍌🍌

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