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batboycentral · 2 years
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did i ever post them all together. genshin impact + batboys
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ricksufo · 4 months
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i think he likes toxic rick
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hellrobin · 8 months
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pink cape coloring error jason i think about you every day
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pepsi-maxwell · 11 months
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max² for awful first meeting and neighbors au because i can't stop laughing already imagining it lmao
jason i can't i'm obsessed with this i had to write a snippet help
it starts when mjf moves into his new house. orders himself an authentic burberry scarf to celebrate making it big in $whatever he's doing, but it gets delivered by accident to his next door neighbour, who ALSO happens to be named max
when he goes to pick it up, caster answers the door dressed in nothing but bright pink boxers and mjf's scarf around his neck and immediately jumps to horning on him.
cue an ever-escalating cold war on mjf's side, and incredibly obvious flirtation on caster's side. it gets to the point of them bringing one night stands home to bang loudly and obnoxiously to piss each other off, which then becomes a contest of "who can fuck better" and there's really only one way to decide THAT, isn't there
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He looks up at the guy's face. Then down to the ludicrous pink silk boxers by way of his obscenely defined abs, framed by Burberry check. The man looks ridiculous. Like a clown. Like a surprisingly buff clown. He can just about spy a leg press behind him.
“Oh, hey,” said clown says, lips curling up into a grin. “New neighbour, right? Saw you moving in yesterday. Lotta big, heavy boxes you were carrying. Must be pretty strong, huh?”
Max ignores him, ignores the heavy, loaded gaze flitting to his biceps. Reaches out and grabs one end of the scarf, his scarf, how dare this jumped-up asshole put it around his neck, answering the door practically naked, who even does that—
“You know opening other people's mail is a felony offence, right, you little thief?” he says, shoving it around his own neck where it belongs. He tries not to think about how warm it is, or the subtle scent it's already picked up.
The neighbour's eyes widen with fake shock. “Oh, that was your parcel? Sorry, pal, I just saw my name on it and assumed…”
Max raises an eyebrow. “Oh yeah? Your name just happens to be Max Friedman too?”
“Not yet,” neighbour smirks, and it takes a second for the implication to sink in, making Max feel hot and cold all at once. “But it could be. Name's Caster. Max Caster,” he continues, holding his hand out to shake.
Max looks at it for a moment. Looks up at his face. Caster wiggles his eyebrows, and he slaps the hand away and storms back to his own house.
“Nice meeting you, Max!” Caster calls after him.
“Don't fucking steal my shit again, asshole!” Max fires back with a middle finger, slamming his door and getting on the phone to his real estate agent.
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aquacure · 5 months
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hows about a nice strawberry in this trying time
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eddiekinkston · 1 month
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gonna update you guys on the jason bg3 run,
so he is actually the perfect candidate to just steamroll through the bosses of act 2...i think combat wise he is a little useless but that is so in character, i was gonna get rid of z'rell before the act 2 big fight but then i didn't so we are gonna get into some shit there.
okay so this insane guy, saved minthara, that's never happened...i love minthara, and i think that the only reason minthara is even nice to this goody two shoes guy it's because he was incredibly compassionate with her and everyone is like JASON JASON SHE WILL KILL US IN OUR SLEEP !! JASON !!
also the entire time he was really nice to his not girlfriend shadowheart, even though after seeing what shar did to the entire shadowcursed lands it kinda made him go like uhhhhhhh is being a sharran a good idea ? but he did not try to interfere and turns out shadowheart speared the night song! yippee !!!! he also helped astarion and told him he maybe did not need a lover but a friend and he and astarion are now best friends...also his guardian looks like acclaimed singer debbie harry from the band blondie which in his og canon is his celebrity crush
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i also find it too funny that this is the dude who like everyone picked to be his leader...this dumbass...who knows shit only because they made songs about it...god....
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disappearordie · 2 years
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joeyvotto · 1 year
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT
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birthday media scrum punk oh im so lucky
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batboycentral · 2 years
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imagine if they had youtube channels
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the-official-account · 10 months
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Edils instant ramen adventure #2: Nongshim Gourmet spicy
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Because linking these together makes for better future reference.
So I've had this ramen before, and yeah, it is spicy. When I was previously desensitized to it I stopped crying every time I ate it but I can't say I expect that same mercy today. Out of the eight remaining flavors, I chose this one because @powerwordcum recommended a specific way to prepare it that I'd like to try and write about later but first I need to have a recent control taste (very official food blogged business, you understand).
Today I am deadass too lazy to fry any eggs.
Anyway, the preparation for this is simple, it just takes and extraordinary 7 minutes I'm the microwave (really nothing from someone who occasionally likes my maruchan cooked for 12. Usually I don't admit this without being waterboarded, because people react with horror. But for sciences sake)
Upon leaving the microwave, my ramen was dry as fuck because I am a filthy American who has no close what the 700 ml reccomend on the label estimates so and I want about to look it up. Science
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I put some more water in
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Stirred and ate!
I noticed that the noodles are semi translucent, making me think they've absorbed some of the soup broth, but I find myself underwhelmed by the flavor when I taste it. While not at all tasing bad, I wouldn't say this tasted strongly in its own right. The noodles are still nicely sheet, however, and pretty thick without being too much so.
I noticed many of the rehydrated flakes (which look to be seaweed and mushroom pieces) stick stubbornly to the edges of the bowl, and the more I eat, it seems, the less broth I have. While I am not eager to enter a chugging competition with some thirsty noodles, I will not back down from a challenge.
Spice level for the noodles is a solid medium-low burn around the tongue, my lips feel pretty normal despite my horse-like slurping. I did get a random throat punch of spice, but that doesn't seem consistent. It's also worth noting that the spice does build if as you continue to eat, and is exacerbated by the warmth of the noodles themselves. Not for the faint of tolerance.
Sipping the broth does not immediately warrant a cough, and it DOES make me want to go back for a second sip, even a third. It's got a richness to it that might be a meat/bone broth I'm the base that I appreciate, and I would go back to drink it.
While craveable for it's spice and broth, I find myself frustrated with the flakes, who's only purpose seem to be adding something to get dried on in the dishwasher if you aren't careful. I'd even go as far as saying the mushroom tastes actively bad. And I like mushroom!
The sodium level is high, but not as high as the Jongga kimchi. However, the Shin ramen doesn't have the variety of flavor offered by the acidic kimchi, that make the Jongga ramen superior for the sensory variety. Also, I feel decently full after eating these noodles! It's not a particularly large portion, but it wasn't meager either.
I would call the Shin and Jongga ramen equals, with strengths and weaknesses in different areas, placing the Shin ramen at a 7/10. I'm not really eating for cooking time, but its worth knowing that although the Jongga ramen has a deceptive 3 minute wait, one should factor in the time it takes to bring the water to a boil, so both ramens cook at approximately the same speed.
Now for that other people are saying:
We asked expert witness @powerwordcum for his opinion on these noodles. Here's what he had to say
Ive only had the spicy kind, but its p good, a little high on my spice tolerance but still tolerable. Noodles soft but not *crumbly* like maurachen. What I like to do is give it two fried eggs, stir some mayo into the water * PRE POWDER * and put some green onions
We'll follow up on his recipe, the next time we get green onions from the store (they spoil like a bitch, though!)
Amazon reviews show Shin ramen to be a very popular brand. Many recommenders offer only praises, especially highlighting the texture of the ramen. One recommends draining the broth to get a spicier noodle (heresy) and another recommend adding a bone broth to make up for the Gourmet Spicy's lack of flavor in comparison to some of Shin's other flavors, which does make me curious about comparing some of those. (Another uses half the spice packet and half chicken bullion for a less spicy, similar effect)
The abundance of complimentary recipes does give this ramen an advantage, and being able to find an abundance of ways to mix it up is something people on the fence might like to know. However, we don't give Popularity points in my house.
Notable reviews include those titled "might be poisonous"!
While no one seems willing to SELL a child for this ramen, it does seem incredibly popular among spicy tolerant kids and teens. The price fluctuates, though mine were roughly 2 bucks per bowl, which i'd day is reasonable.
Without much new information in the mix, I'd say this one continues to sit at a solid 7/10.
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hellrobin · 3 months
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the fall of icarus but. jason todd
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pepsi-maxwell · 10 months
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🔥 cmjf you know i have to ask for cmjf
oh god. i am sorry in advance, i completely forgot i had this one, and i am hoping it takes over my brain again
But it gives him more time to think, and now that his thoughts have moved on from the shock of his big career-defining feud, and half his career, revolving around the American Dragon instead of the Straight-edge Savior, he finds himself dwelling on the potential causes.
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aquacure · 5 months
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the timelines are convergiiiing
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superthirstparty · 9 months
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tired for the wip game :)
sadly that word doesn't appear in any of my wips!
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