#janitor speaks
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KISHAR: What Would You Do It I Backed You Up Against A Wall And Loomed Over You. What Would You Do If I Smirked At You And Leant Against The Wall So You Could Not Escape. What If I Put My Hand On Your Chin And Tilted Your Face Up To Look At Me
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If you're specifically looking to write Ahti, don't rely on machine translation. Finnish is a notoriously bastard language to approximate statistically because of our dozen noun cases, inconsistent and dialect-dependent spelling and extremely fast and loose compound word rules.
Rather, go on Wiktionary's Finnish Proverbs and Finnish Idioms pages, and look for anything that looks funny (with a side-order of mentioning that it's a western Finnish/Bothnian thing, for character consistency), because Finns are also extremely overrepresented on the English-speaking internet.
#Alan Wake 2#Ahti the Janitor#Ahti's bad English is lovingly written#it's got a lot of the kind of weird word substitutions and vocabulary inclusions that you'd expect from a strange old man like him#it's also extremely funny of him to be referencing Finnish popculture and advertisements#it's such a specific Flavour of Bloke. The people at Remedy are so silly and I love them#Also if you're someone who Speaks Bible then making him use biblical proverbs is always appropriate#as secular as Finland is we sure love our blasphemy#Alan Wake (Remedy)
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Sometimes you just have to draw your oc getting Mori'd
#ghostface#dbd#danny johnson#just boyfriend things#when you when when youre serial killer boyfriend kills you so true and real#anyways hi the oc is named Logan Grey hes a medical intern and former short lived intern at the Gazette a few years before Danny showed up#they are kissing in the janitors closet as we speak#dead by daylight
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Okay, so I don’t have any ideas about who Niffty was before Alastor broke her (I don’t actually subscribe to the “Niffty was an overlord” theory, I’m just rolling with it for the sake of this AU), but I once saw a piece of fanart that suggested she might've been the overlord of the fashion industry, due to her (now mostly scrapped) connection to sewing.
And wouldn’t it just be a cruel twist of fate if in RAM, Velvette was the one who came in and filled the niche that Niffty left vacant, never knowing why exactly that niche opened up in the first place?
#the timelines don’t match up but whatever#it’s about the dramatic irony#redlady speaks#hazbin hotel#randomly accessed memories (RAM)#niffty#velvette#whatever niffty's deal is she's clearly not visually recognizable to the general population#seeing how katie killjoy described her as just 'a filthy janitor' rather than 'a deranged ex-overlord'#but it's not impossible that whatever alastor did to her changed her physically as well as mentally
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I've been strolling around Listener OCs because why not? I've seen very beautiful ones & all are very ✨️immaculate✨️. It also reminded me of a joke OC that I made in July.
So you guys remember when Rook & Auron were trying not to get caught by the janitor doing not HR friendly things? I may have made an oc based on that.
His name is Janitor Hank & he's a 75 year old man who used to serve in the army for WWII. Now he's just chilling & enjoying his life as a simple janitor for Auron. I kinda ship him with Trish cause why not? Old Couples are fucking wholesome as hell & I will die on this hill.
I might make a picrew then draw him. He's just a silly old man who is just chilling & I love him for that. He's like that cool Grandpa who enjoys the simple things in life.
#the cat speaks#yuurivoice#yuurivoice oc#yuurivoice auron#auron yuurivoice#joke oc#i love Janitor Hank#when Auron said that he was mad that a janitor stopped him from continuing his deeds#i straight up just said “Goddamn Janitor Hank ruining our plans 😒”#then Janitor Hank was born#hes just simply a silly grandpa
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paisley: who WOULD you let top so readily you wouldn't even need any time to even break down The Layers firs-
demersa: Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower
paisley: , oh, wow you answered that super fast,
demersa: locked and loaded, it's the only answer ready to go any time,
paisley: i won't lie, it's a good answer
#oc babble#demersa#paisley#demersa blazing through a no death run in bloodborne then somehow suddenly dying over and over at that fight#dem: -sighs- i don't want to be disrespectful#zoe: .....wait do you secretly have the same weird fuckign brain disease as m-#demersa: ssshhhhh mine is soooo much harder to unlock i am SO much more valid than you do NOT fuckin SPEAK to me...#[grimstone in the background conjuring painstakingly accurate lady maria cosplay materials in preparation for halloween]#grim: if fate proceeds down this route we will want to hire extra janitors for cleanup after the party
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I am still so incredibly confused by the lore adventure we went on today.
Code Flippa lead bbh, Max, and Aypierre back into the maze to the one blocked off hallway to find it transformed with black concrete that lead to a cucurucho puzzle, Dapper’s hat, and Bbh’s plane ticket.
Parts of it looked Federation built while others certainly were not. Could this have been created/sponsored by the dark cucurucho?
Ok ok. We discovered the maze when an unknown entity delivered the coords to Tubbo, Slime, and Roier via black concrete. The maze is some kind of abandoned federation facility. It seems that light cucurucho can’t go in meanwhile dark cucurucho is living down there somehow. Then the “space ship” appears and all the eggs start leaving messages with black concrete as if their dimension was leaving traces on this world through the contact. Then code Flippa leads the gang into the maze to find it also corrupted. The message they received about protocol AB was glitchy and the books they found were distinctly not the cururuchos we are familiar with. The cucurucho puzzle’s answer was a cheerleader pin up of cucurucho that lead to black, red, and white dice, Bad’s plane ticket and Dapper’s top hat.
Ok. Theory time, I’m gonna grasp at straws and try to piece things together XD
The structure that appeared is a conduit between the dimensions. It allows the other world to affect this one easier. Where ever this world is is the origins of the code entities. Dark cucurucho is connected to this other world somehow kr has some influence there. We know the codes original goal was to make everyone leave the island. What if this other dimension is a prison/garbage disposal of the federation’s failed experiments?
Luzu’s computer was a link in the beginning that allowed first contact to be made and the first code to cross over. Luzu’s computer was eventually destroyed (by the federation?) and the code lost its form/began to decay (i don’t remember the timeline here). The federation claimed to have some kind of power over the codes and promised they wouldn’t be a problem during the election cycle which makes sense if they are failed experiments. They might have partial control, just enough to neuter them temporarily, as it took a while before the codes attacked again - and when they did they took a new approach.
The codes took the form of the eggs and attacked the presidential candidates. If they want to make the islanders leave/resist the federation so they don’t wind up as more failed experiments then it makes sense the codes would try to kill the candidates. They would want to stop the election from happening because that means the islanders will be even more trapped/less likely to leave.
After the election they turned their focus entirely into Etoiles and getting the code sword and shield. Maybe there is something within this dimension that is incredibly powerful - an old experiment that the federation created this dimension to imprison - that is trying to get out. While in the dimension, nothing can die as this dimension is entirely in code. That’s why the eggs are safe there, why they haven’t needed any tasks done, why their life cycle has paused - because they aren’t corporeal, they’ve been reduced to code and are thus untouchable. The binary entities have been in this dimension for so long they no longer remember what they used to look like.
However, have u noticed that once the codes got one sword, they’ve been able to duplicate them infinitely? Maybe that’s why they wanted the shield back from Etoiles. Within this other world, the codes can create more of those items. Maybe they were using Etoiles to train themselves so that when this powerful experiment breaks free they’ll be able to destroy it? Maybe they were training Etoiles so he’d be able to destroy it? Maybe they are duplicating the op sword and shield so the islanders will be able to kill it? Idk
I got a little side tracked so let’s get back to the maze. The codes have a vested interest in the players Lear ing about this entity if it’s going to break free. Whoever is on the other side brought Tubbo and crew to the maze (was it dark cucurucho?) Within the maze they discovered the transmission confirming that the federation knows why the eggs ran away. Dark cucurucho showed them the wheel and the egg items but we still have no clue what that was. Perhaps this is dark cucurucho’s job, to keep the federation’s mistakes forgotten and it is preparing the players for when the fed’s mistake breaks free via its influence in this other dimension.
Then today we have code Flippa bring us to a part of the maze I think was built/hijacked directly by dark cucurucho. It was a distinctly federation structure that had been renovated with darker colors and black concrete and the books were a scary kind of playful. The cururucho maze makes sense because the dark cucurucho is mocking light cucurucho. Maybe this dark cucurucho is tired of cleaning up after the federation or despises the other cucuruchos because it’s forced to live in the sewers cleaning up their shit.
It knows bbh, what he’s capable of, so it brought him here via code assistance to show him a piece of his past he doesn’t remember. It wants to tear down the federation just like the islanders so it is spreading all the federations dirty laundry for the islanders to see. First confirmation that the federation knows why the eggs left and now bbh’s past visit to the island he doesn’t remember. Maybe dark cucurucho is even aiding in bringing the fed’s monster back so it can destroy the fed itself.
I have no clue I feel like I’m still as confused as when I started writing this XD tell me ur thoughts and theories cuz I’m at a loss lol
#qsmp#crimson speaks#I feel like I’m grasping at straws#but this other dimension being a prison the fed created for a failed experiment they can’t control would be dope#and dark cucurucho being a sort of janitor of the Fed’s mistakes could also make sense#I definately 100% think dark curucuho is responsible for the adventure today#it wanted bbh to learn about his past visit#and has some influence over the codes/code flippa#idk idk idk#brain is mush#I order pizza now
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if you piss all over a public toilet seat, and i mean just piss all the fuck over it, and then leave that for someone else to deal with because it "gives people a job to do" or it "isnt your problem" im cursing you, hexing you, dooming you a thousand lifetimes over
#like yeah okay i get the germaphobe thing and i mean dont let me as a stranger Guilt You if you really cannot force yourself to deal w/that#but for people who do this and just refuse to take responsibility and be like A Little Considerate about a space thats not theirs#im CURSING YOU cursing you cursing you. dear god#like people who throw trash on the floor in public places when theres a trash can like 7 feet away because 'gives the janitor a job'#like no. youre a slob and you have bad etiquette. outright. its so rude and nasty.#we have jobs that arent picking up the consequences of your shit attitude. i promise lmfao#skelly speaks#negative //#im on my first day of my period tho and its mega painful djdj so this is where my frustration is going LMAO#please be tidy and considerate thank you#besides like... not throwing trash on the ground makes a better space for everyone. just saying#like Everyone benefits from making better choices about making sure your trash goes into a garbage bin. thanks.
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*... something is wrong with space in part of the grounds. Very wrong. Might be a good idea to take a look? ... or a bad one*
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AITA For Doing my Job?
So I (Adult M) work as for a rich family as a sort of janitor. I take care of the boiler, deal with any pest problems, various odd jobs like that.
Now a couple months back the house developed a rat problem. It was driving me crazy trying to deal with them, they were constantly escaping the cages, they stole my keys, one of them blew up the boiler! My boss Mrs I told me I was taking it too seriously and to go take a vacation.
It was just what I needed, but my vacation was cut short when Mr I returned home and found out about the rats. He freaked out and insisted I get back to the mansion immediately to deal with them.
I was understandably upset about this so I decided to do whatever it took to get them out of the house. If they got behind or under or on top of something I removed it. I finally chased them up to the attic (which they had made a huge mess of, I'm not even sure how they managed half the stuff up there) and onto the roof where they jumped down before running off into the woods.
I chased them for a bit but I don't think those pests are coming back anytime soon but looking over the house I might have gone too far. A lot of the furniture is broken and so is the wall of the dumbwaiter. I'm now worried about how Mrs I is gonna react when she gets home and sees the mess.
So AITA?
#rats smp#squeakblr#ratsaita#not sure how well I got the janitors manner of speaking down considering how little we heard him talk but I thought it would be fun
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i think people who ignore janitors are so evil. something about the upbringings or lives of people who don't wave don't say "hey how're you doing?" "thanks so much!" don't even LOOK at the people cleaning the spaces they're eating shopping sleeping urinating in is so hypothetically horrible in my mind. also while we're at it, give full-time sanitization workers in the u.s. 70k a year plus benefits to start.
#succ speaks#thinking abt w/e the hell the hs i moved to was & 'workers rights' ppl at my lac who actively ignore non-student workers on campus#every janitor and landscaper in the buildings and places i've worked + studied + lived in that i've talked to have been so cool#ESPECIALLY old people they're always so fun and smart and nice. they'll always have ur back too esp if u don't narc on them for dumb shit#<- like who CARES if the 67 y/o lady had an edible before her shift. she's cleaning the tables better than u could -_-#idek the loose schedules for the janitors in my new dorm building this semester btw. i've never actually seen anyone?#but someone is DEFINITELY cleaning floors here because it'd be painfully obvious if they weren't. my class+sleep schedules prob conflict
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Name a set of stickers more me than these . I'll wait. You can't say the nanofather sticker sheet I already bought it-
#sierra speaks#taz ethersea#i loooooove these#sm#clint Mcelroy the planeswalking janitor#Mcelroy merch#dftba
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Some art for the kid. He's a huge nerd who likes stuff to be clean.
-Creator
#using green text so y'all know it's me speaking#welcome home#welcome home multiverse#welcome home au#janitor!julie#welcome home oc#julie welcome home
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Stop dumping your drinks in the trash can. Stop throwing loose gum in the trash can. It makes the janitors job harder and grosser to do
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whatever man *continues mopping the floor with my headphones on, oblivious to the carnage ensuing behind me*
#they speak#if i ever got to direct a slasher movie itd be in my contract that i get to play an unaffected janitor
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You ever been in a fandom by association? Like you don't really consume the content but you've seen tiktoks and fanart, seen clips and you know all the characters??
Like you like them, and then you find out one of them is dead--
#j.p speaks#this is so-- specific#i join fandoms at a DISTANCE i womt partake in any of the activities but i will observe like a stalker--#fandoms#...me with call of duty#i have NO idea whats going on but theyre hot and i love them all lol#..blame janitor ai-
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