“A woman, a mother of 3 young children has cancer. Her sister goes holidaying to swim with dolphins. Her uncle uses her name to get on a trashy reality show. Her brother announces his memoir. Her aunt in law, who everyone claims is her closest friend, goes on a skiing holiday. Her husband took a doctored photo, misled the public and then blamed it on her. A woman has cancer and this was her family’s response.” - Submitted by Anonymous
I see you thirst of relative unknowns / social media / fitness influencer types too so have you ever seen James Middleton? (The fitness coach / influencer not the royal adjacent one) he’s so tall, tanned, beefy and sexy. I’d ring out his gym socks and kit and drink the sweat from them. He looks like his pits, feet, abs and tight hole need plenty of tongue action
In conversation with Hello!, James, 35, revealed that the pup will be called Bertie, the sweet family nickname for Queen Elizabeth's father, King George VI, whose first name was Albert.
"In light of recent events, I wanted a name that is a touching tribute to the late Queen," James explained.
R is for Relatives -> the Princess of Wales was born as Catherine Middleton and she is a Middleton through and through. The Middleton family are so close and actually it's quite disgusting how much they all get on and they're rich and good-looking and most of them are royal-adjacent and how is this even fair??? Anyway, Catherine has always been close to her family and she still is. I love seeing them together
James Middleton Instagram: “He has been in our lives for just a few weeks but they have been the most special of my life getting to know our beautiful baby boy. 💙
No matter how prepared I thought I was...I was not prepared for the overwhelming emotion of meeting Inigo for the first time and the love for my darling Alizée as we became three. We have settled into our new life as parents and I've told him all about Ella and that if it wasn't for her he wouldn't be here today and that we miss her greatly. The dogs have been fantastic at welcoming their little brother into the pack (although Inka needs to know the teddybears are not all for her...). 🐾
We would like to thank the wonderful team at Basingstoke hospital, from the very first scan to walking out the front door for the first time as three, we couldn't have felt more supported and looked after throughout so thank you NHS. 🌈”