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katsukiyuuri · 2 years

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i’m never getting over sleepy kazuha in the golden archipelago event

#aka me taking screenshots for over an hour #i will not be leaving the tavern #i love him so much :(#kaedehara kazuha #kazuha #genshin impact #screenshots #mine #jaime talks

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jdotsodomite · 1 year

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💒🌧🎀

hi hello hallöchen!!

💒- which show would you want to live in?

can i choose the gay angel but like. in a baking show where we make muffins fjfnfnnf

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days?

curl up in bed!!

🎀- any question you want

oh.......i will take....

🍰- strawberry or vanilla? ....both!!

#ask games #jaime talks #asks

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fuckjaime · 1 month

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Ah my theme songs.

#jaime vents #jaime talks

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blusandbirds · 8 months

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anyone who says the blue beetle movie is a basic origin story is lying to you. in a normal superhero movie they get at least a day or two of fun hijinks—sticky fingers, zappy powers, quippy one liners—meanwhile jaime reyes over here is speedrunning the worst 48 hours i’ve ever seen anybody experience.

#blu talks #blue beetle #jaime reyes #xolo maridueña #dc #JUST GOT OUT OF THE THEATER

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cas-paradox · 8 months

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#how i felt through the WHOLEEEE film #so glad we got a lot of scenes with him in the suit but w/ the mask off. it’s my favourite. if u couldn’t tell by my art lol #casparadox talks #blue beetle #jaime reyes

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the-amazing-spider-bi · 7 months

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sorry but Jaime Lannister’s characterisation is so funny to me. yes I tried to kill your eight year old but I draw the line at paying people to do my killing for me. you better believe if I want a third grader dead I will do the child murder myself. preferably with a sword so I can look him in the eye while he dies by my blade

#lawful evil ass guy #actually nobody did lawful evil like him #pre character development I guess #jaime lannister #asoiaf #acok #Léa reads asoiaf #Léa talks #got #something something that post that’s like Jaime lannister would be anti gun but for unhinged reasons. like if you want someone dead you #should be able to best him in combat without a coward’s weapon

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swordmaid · 8 months

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brienne is actually kind of insane for calling jaime kingslayer right at his face. just imagining this 19yo calling a 34yo man cunt trash worthless piece of shit waste of space waste of air shithead get fucked idiot unprovoked AND anytime he opened his mouth it's actually so funny to think about

#and then jaime is like omg.. no one calls me that in front of my face 😠(😳)...#we have to talk abt how brienne was shitting on him any chance she gets in early asos #i feel like bc we're in jaime pov it's kind of overlooked but if u just focus on her shes such a little hater IT'S SO FUNNY #jaime tries to be cordial and call her my lady but she's like fuck off kys and he's like wow ok then wench

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abitofboth · 3 months

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the apotheosis is upon us 🎶

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visenyaism · 12 days

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Sorry if this is reaching for something that isn't there but I was thinking about how tywin basically commiting raped to both his son and tysha (while watching), and than later went on to sleep with the same sex worker his son had been sleeping with, and how...strange that all is. Like two incidents involving some sort of sexual thing going on between them (on tywin's part). Idk if it's just abuse and tywin's need to have power over tyrion but is there more to it? Am I wrong? Sorry if this is a silly thought

no you are absolutely 100% correct that there is something extremely evil about the psychosexual enmeshment of all the lannisters which goes beyond jaime and cersei and seems to originate with tywin. the first thing he did upon attaining power was having his father’s mistress whipped naked through the streets for two weeks. tywin married his cousin joanna (who i would argue really ends up as like a proxy in whatever psychosexual humiliation rituals were happening between tywin and aerys). Tywin enacts these violent sexual humiliation rituals with his children (most often tyrion who i think reminds him of himself but also cersei) who in turn enact them on each other. Tywin also appears to be very fixated on the power and authority of house targaryen and passed this to his children as well. there’s something there.

#other people have talked about this way better than me #asoiaf #did jaime kind of avoid this or am i forgetting something

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daigah · 3 months

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Captain Atom picking up Jaime ☺☺☺

Justice League: Generation Lost #22

#i have these saved in my panels to make me smile collection i love them..#god i love them all so much #i really like natw #never talk about him..#and gavrill there is too hi man #i LIKE him well enough hes fun but god i wish it was Dimitri here #his death felt so... idk i hate it #his wife and kids ☹#hang on Dimitri post incoming im gonna look for this one specific panel #i imagine an audible “plop” sound effect when cap puts him down #jli #jaime reyes #beatriz da costa #tora olafsdotter #booster gold #Gavril Ivanovich #dc comics #nate adam

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stitched-mouth-vs-the-world · 6 months

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Pegging Fantasy

Pairing: Jaime Reyes x Fem! Reader.

Summary: Jaime tells you his biggest sex fantasy and you make it your mission to make it happen.

Warnings: NSFW, Smut, Pegging, Strap-On used, Established relationship, Sex fantasy becomes real, Reader is desperate to ass fuck her boyfriend, Mention of Jaime having ass pain afterwards, Jaime is worried about sounding gay even though I HC him to be bisexual.

Writing Time: 20 minutes.

Word Count: 383.

Format: Kinktober Headcannons, Day 23.

A/N:

I'm pretty proud of my first Jaime Reyes work. Enjoy!

Here are my other Kinktober 2023 works.

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• Jaime found it truly embarrassing, admitting what he wanted you to do it him.

• He thought it was gross, filthy and completely emasculating.

• Not to mention, something no woman wanted to even hear from their boyfriend because of gay it sounds.

• Well, it's 2023 and the amount of women who want to peg their boyfriend's is astounding, so Jaime must of been missing something.

• He was shocked when you were more than willing.

• In fact, you was so excited.

• You had a spare unused strap on dildo that was just waiting for this moment.

• Proof that you were just waiting for this moment.

• Once Jaime told you about this fantasy, you eagerly grabbed the lube and strap on and asked him if he was ready now.

• He barely finished nodded a yes before you forced him onto his stomach and ripped his jeans and underwear off together.

• You had no shame, you really wanted to peg your boyfriend.

• So you saddled up, straddled your boyfriend's hips and lubed both of you up.

• Before slowly easing in.

• Jaime is tight!

• Definitely had to give him time to get used to the foreign feeling and create space to move around.

• It took a while till he gave the nod.

• But once he did you both acted like animals.

• You fucked his ass all nice and proper.

• Then he growled and turned over, pushing you on your back and riding you like his life depended on it.

• You both needed this.

• Poor Jaime didn't even know how sore he was gonna be tomorrow.

• He didn't ever consider why you never like him fuck your ass.

#stitched #stitched talks #stitched mouth #stitched writes #stitched’s kinktober #kinktober 2023 #kinktober #blue beetle #blue beetle 2023 #jaime reyes #jamie reyes #jaime reyes x reader #jaime reyes smut #blue beetle smut

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chickren · 4 months

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the thing you need to understand about brienne and jaime’s white sword tower scene is that it’s their first date

loras is their waiter

#jaime x brienne #asoiaf #this is about asoiaf #i’m talking about the books #book post #about the books #which are printed or audio objects #and were never filmed #so nothing on film applies #or should be mentioned to me at any time for any reason

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jdotsodomite · 1 year

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✨🍯

hi hello

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most?

hmmmmmmmmmm if we are talking goals the gay dad from mamma mia

🍯- describe your favorite smell

fresh rain mid-april

#ask games #jaime talks #asks

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ladystoneboobs · 5 months

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ya ever think about how the lannister sibs all have big secrets kept from each other, like huge life-altering experiences? jaime's is the most obvious, the most talked-about, with the full story of his kingslaying and everything he endured from aerys leading up to it. it's clear enough to me that brienne was the first he opened up to about that, including either sibling. they never asked, but unlike ned stark and the rest deriding him as kingslayer, their lack of curiosity is no offense in itself bc as tywin's other children they would never judge him for turning his cloak purely out of family loyalty. ned's assumption of jaime's motives is directly tied to his judgment of jaime, but it's the judgment that rankles jaime so. choosing your father's life over a king's is hardly the worst crime in itself. how can he explain all the other reasons without prompting when its not just about his crime but all his trauma too? is there any basis for that in his relationship with cersei, who always relied on him for comfort and consolation but seems less adept at providing the same to him? or even with tyrion, his only real male friend for years, but also his baby brother, the one he was meant to protect and take care of, who was only 10 at the time of the kingslaying? even to fully share all with tyrion years later, both adults, could be something of a role reversal, forever shattering tyrion's image of him as the strong invulnerable golden big brother by revealing his own broken inner child. jaime can't break out from those sibling roles and patterns, so neither can ever understand that part of him, never knowing the early life he had at court without either of them with him.

and tyrion, who trusted jaime more than anyone in the world before learning the truth about tysha, still could not confide in him freely even when all that trust was still intact. jaime must have heard some story of what tywin did to tysha to feel the need to confess his lie, but he def didn't hear it straight from tyrion bc imo there's no way he could still think confessing would help anything if he understood how scarred tyrion was by what he witnessed and esp not knowing that tywin ordered him to participate at the end. tyrion could reveal all that to bronn when they barely knew each other but not to his beloved brother, his first and best friend. how can the most abused child explain all his unknown abuse to the golden child, the big brother meant to protect him who couldn't always do so? how does he even begin to reveal the deepest trauma that happened to him when jaime wasn't in the room, esp when the story does start with jaime apparently trying to help him by fixing him up with tysha?

and then there's cersei and all her secrets. she always turned to jaime for consolation, or at least when he knew she needed it, but how many times did he not know? how personally could she confide in him as they grew older and their paths diverged? we know the first big secret was maggy the frog's prophecy, her first big scare, which came on the cusp of puberty, an experience she couldn't share with her twin bc he would prob just laugh and make a joke of it. in their first real scene together, in bran's pov, he mocks lysa's motherly fears and likens her to cersei. ("I think birthing does something to your minds. You are all mad." He laughed.) then he makes light of her marital discord, ("And whose fault is that, sweet sister?"), having no idea of the depth of pain she'd suffered from robert, beyond his infidelities. he later blames her for being robert's queen, not his, only thinking of how she managed to arrange his kg post, that power to forever tie him to her in secret, never grasping her lack of control in marriage, that "a queen is only a woman after all". in her pride it was hard to reveal all she'd suffered as a woman, but she also couldn't rely on jaime's response if he knew of her abuse, knowing he would kill robert and get himself killed too, only making her and their children's lives more precarious. she couldn't trust him to listen about securing the throne before dealing with robert or that as robert's victim it was her right to decide such matters, to choose his fate, not jaime's place to avenge her without her say-so first. all bc they were both too stuck in their idea of jaime as her sword, nothing more, with jaime determined to protect her and tyrion, always a bodyguard before he ever donned a white cloak.

something something tywin did his best to play his children off each other and the most effective thing he did to divide them was by setting jaime up as the golden child and family protector. the designated lannister sword only pointing at threats outside their house. a knight serving his family whose protection was always limited, who could never protect them from the person who first hurt cersei and tyrion and made them who they were at a distance from him, bc ofc he couldn't fight his own father, much less slay him with a sword.

something something maybe the reason that joff+marg+loras was a surer recipe for kingslayer stew than robert+cersei+jaime is all down to that tyrell lack of abusive structure. not that loras cared more about marg, was more willing to kill for her than jaime was to kill robert, but that there wasn't a chance of marg hiding her misery from him if/when her husband abused her in their shared household. it's not like he understood her to the point of mind-reading but when their previous royal marital household involved her bearding for his boyfriend then they prob had a pretty good basis of open communication. in that sense, the lannicest twins with all their sexual and physical intimacy still had less emotional intimacy than the tyrell queen and her kg brother.