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casmick-consequences · 2 years

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What the OFMD crew uses their single braincell for:

Stede: fucking around and finding out

Lucius: couples’ therapy

Buttons: who the fuck knows at this point

Frenchie: music

Jim: revenge

Oluwande: being in denial

Pete: loving his boyfriend

Swede: singing

Roach: knives and meat

Wee John: clever insults/catchphrases

Ed: also fucking around and finding out

Izzy: not being able to leave ed and being angry about it

Fang: having a heart of gold

Ivan: stealing golden teeth and nothing else. he doesn’t want the gold if it isn’t in teeth form.

Badmintwins: hating stede bonnet

Calico Jack: nothing. it’s unused. probably lost it.

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