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leechhealer · 2 years

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Knoxville and Bam sharing an umbrella

#johnny knoxville #bam margera #jackass #jackass fandom #pop culture #2000s #2000s nostalgia

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rhetter · 1 year

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I don’t see enough Jackass posts on tumblr.

I should make more jackass gifs then.

#jackass #viva la bam #Johnny Knoxville #Jeff Tremaine #mtv #gifs #gif maker #jackass fandom #fandom

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thepeachyouhadtopick · 8 months

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hiiii i've not been on here for a few days because i've had some shit going on, i know it's also been a couple of weeks since i updated my johnny knoxville fic too so sorry if u have been waiting for an update!! i've just had a lot going on and i've not been able to write much but i'm hoping to finish a chapter over the weekend! <3

#johnny knoxville / original female character #johnny knoxville #jackass #jackass fanfic #jackass fandom

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thevioletcaptain · 1 year

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i genuinely don't care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don't care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.

it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator's life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.

it's empty, it's hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)

it's just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.

#''but i just want to use it to--'' don't care! it's shit! stop fucking feeding it!#if you need help generating ideas or jumping off points then join an artist or writer group online #talk to people #make connections #that's what art and writing is supposed to be about in the first place #i'm mad as hell etc.#so goddamn sick and tired of seeing ai shit get passed around on here #it's bad enough in general but every time i see more of it showing up #tagged as fan art or as fic #the angrier i get #heartfelt imperfection in art and writing will always ALWAYS be worth more than the most technically ''perfect'' ai generated image or text #fandom problems #ai generation algorithms die in a fire challenge 2k23 #just a heads up that i'm muting this post and will no longer see responses to it #because i'm tired of seeing dogshit takes from jackasses who want to ''debate'' me #there's no debate you're in the wrong on literally every level and you can die mad about it

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storiesforallfandoms · 1 year

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feeling good ~ johnny knoxville

word count: 1823

request?: yes!

“I’m not too sure if you’d write for the Jackass, but I’m going out on a limb here. I wanted to request Johnny Knoxville smut, just him eating you out like his life depended on it and maybe him cumming in his pants. Idk why I just feel like that man goes feral for pussy. Thank you.”

“Hiya, would you be able to do a Johnny Knoxville smut?? Can literally be anything!!”

“hey i've just read your Johnny Knoxville fics and I LOVED them! I think you're an incredible writer!!

If it's okay (and you don't have to write it if you don't want to) but would you be able to write a Johnny Knoxville x female reader smut? Literally anything!!

Thank you!!!”

description: in which he gets a little too turned on while making her feel good

pairing: johnny knoxville x female!reader

warnings: swearing, smut (oral; f receiving), this might be more of a blurb than a one shot/imagine, but let’s see where it goes (which isn’t really a warning but i feel like i have to state that now)

masterlist (one, two, three)

It was an understatement to say that Johnny worshipped your pussy. Every second he could get he would want to be giving it all the love and attention he felt it deserved, whether that be playing with it, fingering it, fucking it just the way you wanted him to. But his favorite way to worship your pussy was by going down on you.

There was no place Johnny would rather be than laying on this stomach or down on his knees with his head between your thighs and his tongue absolutely devouring your clit. It was his favorite way to get you prepped for his cock, although sometimes he didn’t even need to put himself inside of you to get off. All he needed was his tongue against you, your thighs around his head, and the beautiful sounds of your moans filling his ears.

Johnny was absolutely feral for your pussy.

You’d never complain about his love for going down on you, though. Not that you could, honestly. When Johnny’s tongue was on you, you could barely form a coherent sentence. He made you feel so good in a way you didn’t even know was possible. You half-jokingly told him more than once that you had wasted all your life with guys who were “afraid to eat pussy”, and he wholeheartedly agreed.

Your favorite was when he would wake you with his tongue, which was how your day had started on this particular morning.

You were already in the middle of a wet dream involving Johnny when you were slowly roused from your slumber by a pleasurable feeling between your legs. At first, you just thought you were still dreaming. It wasn’t until you felt the sharp sting of Johnny’s fingernails digging into your thighs that you realized this was real, and you quickly opened your eyes so you could take a good look at your loving boyfriend beneath the covers.

You pulled back the covers and ran a hand through Johnny’s graying hair. Feeling your touch, he looked up at you with those lustful brown eyes that you loved so much.

“Good morning, sleeping beauty,” he said.

“Good morning,” you responded, your sentence capped off with a gasp as Johnny ran his tongue through your folds again. “I’ll never get over waking up this way.”

“Good,” he said. “Because I don’t intend on stopping this any time soon.”

You opened your mouth to respond, but before you could, he dove back into your pussy. Your head fell back against the pillow as you moaned in pure ecstasy. Johnny’s tongue ran from your clit down to your pussy, lapping up the pool of arousal that was forming there. One hand gripped the sheets beneath you as the other held firmly to Johnny’s head, attempting to stay grounded however you could.

He started by lapping slow, long strokes from your cunt to your clit. A repetitive back and forth that had your toes curling already. After being teased by your dream, you weren’t sure if you’d be able to last long. You desperately wanted to feel him inside of you, but you knew it was no use in asking him to stop just yet. For one, he was going to want you to cum in his mouth. That was a given. But also, you knew that if he did stop now to fuck you, he’d just be right back where he started after a short break so he could get what he wanted.

There's no harm in multiple orgasms, you thought to yourself. I’ll have him inside of me either way.

What you didn’t know was that this was turning Johnny way more than he felt it should’ve. Of course, it wasn’t the first time that the action of eating you out alone had gotten him this rock hard and ready to burst. Most times he felt like this, actually. He had never voiced that to you in fear of what you’d think of him getting off to just eating you out. It always made him feel like a teenage boy again instead of a grown man.

But most times when Johnny got too turned on just from eating you out, he would get you to cum almost immediately so he could fuck you and get his own release. Since he had gotten a bit of a head start (no pun intended) before you woke up, he felt like he was dangerously balancing on the edge of his own orgasm. He didn’t think he’d last long even when he finally got to put himself inside of you.

His tongue strokes became quicker and more desperate. His face was buried in your pussy, his tongue shoving as deep into you as he possibly could. Feeling the tip of his tongue protruding your tight hole caused your body to tremor with the build up of your orgasm. You gripped his hair tightly and pulled it a little, causing him to moan into your dripping folds. His dick was so painfully hard that all he craved was to feel your cunt gripping him tightly, milking his cum out of him while he got to look down at your beautiful face.

Johnny rutted his hips into the mattress in hopes of getting some relief, but it proved to be a bad idea when he felt his own orgasm creeping up on him. Even the slightest breeze could push him over the edge at this point. He didn’t want to hurry you along too much, but he was beyond desperate at this point.

You started chanting his name like it was the only word that you knew. That’s how he knew you were getting close. He gripped your thighs so tightly that he was leaving crescent marks imprinted on your soft skin. He ate you out like you were the last meal he would ever have, feeling your body tense up and wanting to feel it release as soon as possible.

“Johnny!” you cried out as you felt the coil inside of you snap suddenly. He moaned into you, the vibrations running throughout your body like extra pleasure.

You whimpered as Johnny pulled away from you. His lips and chin were glistening from your juices, a sight that turned you on enough to want to go for a round two almost immediately. You reached out for him as he started to lift himself off of the bed, but he caught your wrists in your hands before you could pull off his pajama pants.

“I...uh...I may need a minute,” he said.

You looked at him in confusion as he got off the bed and made his way into the ensuite bathroom. You couldn’t understand why he wanted to take a break before fucking you. Usually, once he made you cum, he’d have himself balls deep inside of you now and fucking your brains out.

It wasn’t until you moved to close your legs and felt a wet patch near your feet that you got an idea as to what had happened.

When Johnny exited the bathroom, sans his pants and boxers, you couldn’t help but smirk to yourself.

“Did you cum just from going down on me?” you asked.

You didn’t mean for it to sound judgmental. You definitely were not about to make any negative comments after making this discovery. You didn’t want Johnny to feel bad, and also you found it very hot that he was able to get off like that. But your question caused a look of embarrassment to cross over Johnny’s face. You quickly sat up onto your knees and moved to the edge of the bed to take his face in your hands, forcing you to look at him.

“Hey,” you said in a soft, soothing voice. “I didn’t mean anything by that. I just wanted some confirmation on if that’s what happened or not.”

“I don’t want to confirm it,” Johnny muttered. “It’s fucking embarrassing.”

“No it’s not! Baby, that’s hot.”

“You think it’s hot that I came in my pants like a fucking middle schooler getting dry humped for the first time?”

You chuckled and pulled him so that he was sat on the bed next to you. “Okay, I understand why you may think it’s embarrassing. But to me, it’s really fucking hot to know that you got off that much by going down on me. Is that the first time it’s ever happened?”

Johnny nodded. He tried to look away from you, but you put a hand under his chin and forced him to look back up at you.

“No embarrassment,” you reminded him. “I’m just asking questions.”

He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. “Yes, it’s the first time. I’ve gotten turned on to a point where I was close before, but I’ve never gone that far where I came just from eating you out. Usually we fuck before I get to that point, but I guess where you were asleep when I started today, and I was already hard from my morning wood, I just...couldn’t hold it back.”

You leaned forward to press a kiss on Johnny’s cheek, moving inwards until your lips were nearly touching his ear.

“I think that’s really fucking hot,” you whispered in his ear, nibbling it slightly before pulling away. Red started to crawl up his neck towards his face as he looked at you with wide eyes. “You like eating this pussy so much that it makes you cum?”

He nodded, unable to form any words. You noticed his dick twitch and begin to grow slightly. You smirked to yourself as you reached between the two of you and wrapped your hand around the base. He gasped as you pumped him slightly, helping him along to become harder.

“I think it’s so hot that you definitely deserve the pleasure that you were robbed from getting earlier,” you continued. “Do you think you’d be okay with that? Can your cock handle feeling my tight pussy around it right now?”

He moaned and grabbed your face to kiss you deeply in response. By now, his dick was rock hard yet again and throbbing in your hand. He pulled at your shirt, the only article of clothing in the way of leaving the two of you completely bare. You broke the kiss long enough for him to pull the shirt over your head and throw it onto the floor with the rest of your discarded clothes. You pushed him so he was laying down on the bed and straddled his lap.

“You took such good care of me this morning, I think it’s time I took care of you,” you told him. “Is that okay?”

“Fuck, that’s more than okay,” he breathed. “God, you’re so fucking perfect. How did I ever get so lucky?”

You giggled and leaned down to kiss him. “Because you know how to give good head.”

#johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville imagine #johnny knoxville smut #johnny knoxville x reader #jackass #jackass imagine #one shot #request #fanfiction #fanfic #fandom #imagine

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haggarrd · 2 months

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In the jackass fandom we have

My fucking dick is ready now Monday

He broke his tailbone Tuesday

Vomelet Wednesday

He fell for the soup Thursday

Dick farm Friday

Stern but fair Saturday

And of course, Jackass Sunday

#thank you for coming together to put our week together #ofc you can interchange the days w other little fun things ye can think of #group effort #fandom is not dead #love u guys #jackass #cky

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jasontoddssuper · 8 months

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The only valid close relathionship interpretation between Jason Todd and characters who're canon minors is them having the Peter B and Miles dynamic.That is to say,gruff but deep down sweet superhero gets bullied into bringing his sweetness out by kid hero who's infinitely cooler than him and they become a mix between found siblings and him being an additional parental figure to them

"B-BUT AUS MAKE IT OKAY TO-"Nope!!Nuh huh!!!Nada de nada!!!!Jason canonically kills pedophiles so go project your groody little age gap f*tish somewhere else bitch♡Try Slade,we all know he's into that :)

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things-stronger-than-fear · 4 months

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why does it feel like takes on this webbed site are either "coryo is just a misunderstood cinnamon roll who has never done anything wrong in his life" or "snow was born a fucking sociopath and should've been shot in the face as a child" with no in between

the funniest part is that both of these extremes do the same thing in effect: strip coriolanus of actual agency in his actions ("the bad people made him like that and he had no choice!" or "he was always evil from the cradle to the grave without an ounce of possible good")

#like i have seen nuanced takes!#but istg 90% of the takes on this site are. ehhhh.#this jackass was objectively evil as president snow. he was also once a boy with good in him. these are not mutually exclusive #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus snow #fandom

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leechhealer · 10 months

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any other fans hear about Dico wanting to return to show business?

steve-o confirmed it on the last wild ride podcast. hope we see Dico soon

#brandon dicamillo #dico #jackass #viva la bam #CKY #jackass fandom #jackass fans

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sapphire-weapon · 8 months

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I wonder if people are arguing with you over whether or not Leon is brunette is because of the fanon spreader (you know that man with the popular blog) saying that Leon is canonically blonde.

His canon basis for it is that Leon’s eyebrows are blonde so he has to be a natural blonde 💀

LMAO WHAT

WHAT AN EASILY VERIFIABLE LIE LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS PERSON??

Not even in RE4make where he's at his blondest are his eyebrows even remotely blonde.

None of those screenshots are edited.

Even with the sunlight directly on him, those bitches are fucking DARK

Like, dark-dark.

Ashley's are, too.

BUT YOU KNOW WHOSE EYEBROWS AREN'T DARK?

JACK FUCKING KRAUSER'S

OH AND LEST I FORGET TO MENTION

ALBERT WESKER ALSO AS WELL

That's how you know this isn't just an engine/lighting issue.

Krauser and Wesker both have fucking blonde eyebrows LMAO so that's clearly something that was within their technical ability to do.

Ergo

Leon and Ashley's eyebrows are dark on purpose

BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUCKING BLONDE

EDIT: oh and you know what? Just for fun, let's look at OG Leon. Maybe there's something the--

Nope, still dark. Ashley, too.

But, hey, what about Krauser and Weske--

Hmm...

#the lengths to which i have to go to deprogram the stupid out of this fucking fandom man #this one isn't even hard to figure out #like do you idiots not have eyes #just fucking look at the screen you jackasses #and you'll see that what you're being told is bullshit

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cherryblossomlovee · 1 month

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Relaxing: Johnny Knoxville x female reader

The sky littered with stars as the night loomed over the gorgeous city of New York.

You leaned your back against the wall of your luxurious pool,

A glass of red wine is placed next to you on the edge.

Your husband Johnny relaxed on the other end of the pool, gazing at you with lustful piercing Hazel eyes.

The only thing covering you was a pink bikini that showed a lot of skin.

You grabbed the glass of wine, taking a sip of it and making your way towards your husband

Once reaching him, you sat yourself on his lap, straddling him.

And Johnny instantly wrapped his arm around your waist.

You placed your wine glass down on the glass ledge beside you, too.

You began placing passionate kisses on the side of his neck,

Johnny tilted his neck, allowing more access to his skin,

He groaned as you swayed your hips in rhythm circles.

Fuck’ he breathes out, you know exactly what you were doing to him.

Let's take this inside, love”

Thank you so much for reading ❤️

#johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville fic #oneshot #fanfic #multi fandom blog #johnny knoxville #smutish #stories #johnny Knoxville's x reader #jackass

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kittlesandbugs · 1 year

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There's a time and a place for character/fandom hate.

The time is anytime you like.

The place is on your own goddamn blog with your own goddamn posts outside the goddamn main character/fandom tags. Try tagging "____ critical" instead. No one likes going into their favorite character tag to see nothing but vitriol.

So feel your feels. But try to be considerate.

Or I'll block your ass. 😘

#This blog believes in positive fandom experiences and curating your own dashboard to suit your interests #Freedom of speech is does not equal freedom from consequences #If you show up on someone's doorstep and shit on it #Don't be surprised when you're told to leave and not come back lol #You can criticize something without being a jackass about it

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