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lurafita · 1 month

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Be careful when teasing your brother ;-)

Izzy: "The little Simon in my head thinks it's a good idea for all of us to go to an amusement park together."

Jace: "The little Clary in my head agrees."

Alec: "What the hell are you two talking about? Do I need to call a therapist? An exorcist?"

Jace: "Relax, Alec. It's a thing that Izzy and I started doing."

Izzy: "Yeah, since Clary and Simon grew up mundane, they have made very different experiences than we have. And they have been trying to get us learn about them for a while."

Jace: "And it's gotten to a point where it's like a tiny little Clary is jumping up and down and yelling at me to do stuff in my head."

Izzy: "Same with me and imagining a little Simon, daring me into having the mundane kind of fun."

Alec: "You two sure you don't just have a concussion?"

Jace: "Come on! Don't pretend you don't have a glittery warlock running through your mind, telling you that: 'The world is your oyster, Alexander.'."

Izzy: "Share with the class, big brother! What's going on with the little Magnus in your head, hm? He dare you to do something scandalous yet? Like sending in the reports without doing a grammar check first?"

Jace: "Or being more than a minute late for work?"

Alec: "The little Magnus in my head is currently naked and tied to the bed, so no."

Izzy & Jace: shocked silence

Alec: smirk

#alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #malec headcanons #izzy lightwood #jace herondale #alec having *those* thoughts #can't blame him #izzy and jace shouldn't have poked the bear #now they have to live with that information #.... does this qualify as bondage?#should I tag it as such?

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