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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 days

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Imagine having deep discussions with the Whitebeard pirates

Ace: Have you ever wondered why the world government opposes people so far away from them, doing what we do?

Marco: [mutters] I wish you would just stop saying odd shit.

Whitebeard: well we're breaking the law, obviously.

You: It's a little deeper than that. It's because what many pirates do, is the same thing the world government does.

Marco: We are not similar in any way.

You: no, think about it, what does the world government do? They lay out a bunch of rules and if you don't follow them, they use violence to force most of the world into following them. And if a nation elects not to join the world government, or can't afford to join, they raid and pillage those islands and take their citizens as slaves.

Izou: On the other hand, if a nation does join the world government, they have to pay heavenly tributes, because if they don't, the Marines will raid and pillage your country. But if they pay the heavenly tributes, the marines will protect their nation from outsiders, like pirates and non-world-government-nations.

Whitebeard: However, on top of paying the heavenly tribute, the average person also pays local and national taxes, so it's a heavy burden for some countries.

Marco: Oh my gods, it's like a protection racket, that common thugs run, just on a massive scale.

Whitebeard: and, like many pirates.

You: they don't like pirates, for the same reason they don't like common thugs, because you all are muscling in on their turf.

Thatch: so most governments are just organized, and socially acceptable, thuggery.

You: Not all, look at Alabasta for instance, King Cobra has a lot of social programs for his people. Food programs and affordable housing for the poor. Medical programs that put a doctor in every village and a bunch of other stuff. The people should receive something back from their government besides 'protection'.

Ace: I know a lot of nations that are in the world government have a large lower class that they exploit labor from and bleed them dry with taxes, tolls, and fines. I can never forget what I saw at the Grey Terminal out of the Goa Kingdom's Great Gate.

Thatch: That's because in "normal society" they value wealth, and look down on and take advantage of people who don't have it. Meanwhile, in pirate culture, we value strength and look down on and take advantage of those who are weaker, like how we raid other crew's ships because we can, and they can't stop us.

Izou: [sighs] That's an oversimplification If I ever heard one.

Thatch: [steps into Izou's space bubble.] You got something to say to me?

Izou: I've been to both world-government nations and non-world-government nations, and I can tell you that they value both strength and wealth. It's just different classes value one over the other. The upper and more privileged class values wealth, and daintiness because they can hire the strong. While the less privileged value strength, because it helps them survive, because they don't have money.

Thatch: I know that, did you forget I grew up poor as shit, mister little daimyo's vassal-boy.

Izou: And I was a wandering beggar minstrel before that, also keep Oden's name out of your mouth.

Thatch: how about you fucking make me?

Marco: [hops between the two men and dramatically claps his hands together like a clapperboard.] Aaand scene, that was a brilliant performance, gentlemen.

Ace: it was almost hard to tell that you two are actually friends.

Thatch: [huffs] Alright, I'll take it back, I'm sorry Izou.

Izou: I'm sorry too

You: you all are too fighty.

Ace: bitch, you're the most stab happy out of all of us.

You: I am not

Whitebeard: Just last night, you stabbed Vista's hand with a fork because he kept reaching over your plate.

You: ... I did do that, but only after asking him to stop three times. Which is more than reasonable, he's a grown-ass adult, and he, and his fuck ass mustache, should know basic table etiquette by now.

Ace: and then you stabbed me for no reason, with the same fork!

You: that was for good measure, just in case you got any ideas!

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fatedeclipse · 1 day

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Wanted to draw Izou showing off a little dancing since im sure he's very skilled with it.

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luna-orix · 13 days

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precious cinammon rolls

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atomikats · 2 months

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this again‼️

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multifandomnonsense · 9 months

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cyborg-franky · 2 months

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One Piece Chars and Texting

Because I am so deep in a heavy Sabo piece for a project I need to do something light and silly.

offers silly thing

Leaves you on read. Deuce [anxiety] Izou, Zoro, Nami, Robin, Law, Crocodile, Sabo, Mihawk Messages you constantly if they don't get a reply. Ace, Sanji, Doffy, Buggy, Coby One word replies. Izou, Whitebeard, Zoro, Law, Crocodile, Mihawk Huge paragraphs of words. Thatch, Sanji, Killer, Corazon Just replies in memes. Ace, Usopp, Luffy, Robin, Sabo Just replies in emojis. Zoro, Luffy, Doffy, Shanks Has never used an emoji in their life. Izou, Whitebeard, Law, Crocodile, Mihawk Perfect spelling. Deuce, Izou, Marco, Sanji, Nami, Usopp, Robin, Law, Crocodile, Coby, Mihawk, Sabo Typos. Ace, Zoro, Luffy, Doffy, Shanks Leaves you hanging 1-6 business days. Deuce, Izou, Zoro, Law, Crocodile, Mihawk, Sabo Replies instantly. Ace. Thatch, Sanji, Doffy, Corazon, Buggy, Coby A 'goodmorning' 'goodnight' texter. Thatch, Sanji, Corazon, Coby Casual texter - replies at a decent speed. Marco, Nami, Franky, Killer That person who just sends audio messages instead of a call OR texting. Thatch, Kid, Corazon, Buggy Overuse of the eggplant emoji. Ace, Thatch, Sanji, Kid, Doffy, Shanks Sends you a text thats meant for someone else often. Whitebeard, Corazon, Shanks Only ever awake at 4am and texts. Marco, Robin, Law, Sabo Just drops off mid conversation. Ace [fell asleep] Zoro [same as Ace] Nami, Law, Mihawk, Sabo Drunk texts only [or often] Zoro, Doffy, Shanks

Sends one of these UNIRONICLY. Thatch, Whitebeard, Sanji, Corazon

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mushroomgrenade · 9 months

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My full bookmark for the @lovingacezine (part 1)

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arosyks-art · 1 month

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Drawing One Piece characters in my style

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sashi-ya · 11 months

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𝐈𝐳𝐨 𝐄𝐩. 𝟏𝟎𝟔𝟑 - 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢

(boy... my ovaries, sir)

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whoishotteranimepolls · 21 days

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#izou one piece #izou #marco one piece #marco the phoenix #marco #whitebeard pirates #one piece #anime #polls #anime poll #whoishotteranimepolls

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avengerclasses · 2 months

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#skeletxt #100 club #fgo #fate grand order #izou

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shankss-magnificent-ass · 27 days

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Imagine unjinxing the Whitebeard pirates

Marco: *comes out of his office* finally, I finished all of my paperwork. *Holds out the last file folder*

Thatch: it's about time, you've been in there for days.

Izou: I was wondering if we'd ever see you again.

Marco: it felt like I was gonna be in there forever, I swear if Big Mom attacks us ever again I'll kill her myself, pop's be damned.

Ace: yeah, but it could be worse though. Thankfully it's quiet tonight, so I doubt anything'll happen

Marco, Izou, and Thatch: *give him a look of horror*

Ace: what?

Izou: you just did not say that!

Ace: say what?

Thatch: you basically just jinxed us!

You: *comes out when you hear them yelling* what happened?

Izou: he just said the q word

You: oof

Ace: I'm sorry, I take it back, alright.

Marco: sorry, doesn't unjinx us *points the file folder in his hand towards Whitebeard's lodgings, holding it there only a hair away from your face.* Go tell Pops and the rest of the crew to remain vigilant and careful because things may go tits up soon because of your stupidity

You: *about to be so fucking funny*

Ace: alright, find.

Marco: and don't use the q word when explaining.

You: *takes a bite out of his file and spits the pieces into his hand*

Marco: (⁠ノ⁠｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ Fuck! *Storms back into his office and slams the door*

Izou: why are you like this?

You: hmm, it's probably because of the childhood neglect.

Thatch: *wheezing and laughing*

Izou: why'd you do it?

You: to negate the jinx

Izou: and you made Marco bear the brunt of it, you bad person.

You: he could just tape them back together.