love how people write actually big and dramatic backgrounds for their bg3 Tav, as wide as its written for origin companions
but then it's also so funny when people just "nah my character for real lived chill normal life before getting a worm in their head and becoming a babysitter of the most unhinged and traumatized people of Faerun"
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btw kinda mad that the official name for the jamal & phonzie dynamic is phonziala...i will still continue tagging them with bambonzie idc what anyone says 😂
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Ah yes the two genders: comrades and cowboys
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my single contribution to the fandom.
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Batman AU
Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.
After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.
Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.
Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?
Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):
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The best way to deal with someone nitpicking your hyperbolic language is to double down
"Haha I must have a million hair ties in my purse!"
"Uhhh a million? Really?? I don't think you have a million 🙄"
"No really, look it's a million!"
"That's six."
"Hmmm no pretty sure these add up to a million! Are you sure you know how to count?"
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you DO get anon hate but it's almost always me and it's bc i love you
Its literally never been anyone but you and. well. <3
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Really funny that Colin insists that Alice shouldn't give the computers a personality JUST MOMENTS AFTER he claimed that the computers are fucking with him and him specifically due to their hateful and capricious nature
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About a decade ago, my 65 year old conservative father binge watched a tv show on netflix and he became absolutely obsessed with it–to the point my mom and I were sick of hearing about it–so he decided to go on the internet to find other people who loved this show as much as he did and boy oh boy, he was not prepared to see what happened when you googled the phrase "Supernatural fan communities."
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