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chessb0r3d · 4 months

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i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

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renaultmograine · 5 months

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my problem with anduin's new look isn't the grime or the hair or the beard, i agree it makes sense for him to have those, it's that it has zero connection to his old cinematics model 😭😭 like..... if you compare the two carefully his eyebrows are completely different, his cheeks are less pronounced, his button nose is gone, his hair is darker for no reason etc. idk he used to have a more stylized and unique look to him and now he just looks like every male action protagonist ever

I don't know how to explain this to you and I don't want to be mean about this, I'm trying really hard not to come off that way, but both time and stress ages a person. Anduin was absent for three years having horrific PTSD from when he was dominated and was roughing it on his own. Eyebrows grow, he's probably dehydrated from being in a desert wasteland, he never even had a button nose to begin with, and hair darkens naturally overtime.

The complaint that he looks like "every male action protagonist ever" is so bizarre to me, and one said by a lot of people. As it turns out, white boys tend to grow up and look like white men, and when the bar for looking like a white man is "short hair and a beard," you trip over that easily.

Did you expect him to never age at all ever? Or is this a case of you guys being trapped in your "progressive" gender stereotypes that the moment a guy that isn't traditionally masculine doesn't shave for a week it means he's a completely different person now?

#i haven't forgotten everyone calling anduin a fruit like it wasn't still a slur towards gay men #some people in the tag are a little too possessive of their image of a stereotypical gay man anduin is #he isnt a twink hes a broad shouldered man who canonically likes curvy women and has liked them since he was 13 #its all fun and memes but the amount of genuine mourning i see from some now that they cant reductively call him a twink anymore #is wild and bordering on vaguely homophobic #twink is a word with meaning and at a certain point youre using it as a reductive insult #anyway #i said i wasnt going to be mean and i tried not to. however i Am heated over this #warcraft #ask #anonymous #anduin #anduin wrynn

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natjennie · 1 year

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ookay fine yes maybe I saw a yonderland out of context video and watched the first episode what about it.

#cant get over 'doesnt seem very impressive' 'trevor youre a BLOB'#so yes im obsessed with the weird gay guy ben willbond plays. the elder.#i literally just watched episode one no spoilers #like i thought i understood vaguely what its about and i watched the out of context vid #and had LESS of an idea what its about #anyway 'cant i just call you elf' '... bit racist.' made me CHOKE #the absolute out of pocket-ness... insanity #idk where the name 'the six idiots' came from but #new hyperfixation alert? perhaps #just. the way its an ensemble of people playing a rotating cast is very fun #i like it. the theater of it is very good #very ofmd honestly #i like my tv shows to not take themselves seriously and be absolutely absurd #but with a deep sadness and melancholic triumph of the human spirit and kindness if you think about it for more than 8 seconds #thats my kind of tv #ANYWAY #yonderland #sigh #jennie watches yonderland

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skitskatdacat63 · 8 days

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I keep thinking abt this one post on r/letterboxd where op was like "why are so many reviews for movies w two male friends always 'they should kiss' 'they're husbands' 'they're gay' etc. There should be real reviews and men should be allowed to be friends."

I keep forgetting that people genuinely use letterboxd for actual film review/critique, I just use it as a way to keep track of what movies I've watched and to see silly comments(if I want to read more constructive reviews, I'll go to the reddit post for the movie.) And also dying bcs I have written at least 5 reviews that are something along the lines of "they should've kissed!"

#i will never understand why straight people get offended????#like seriously dude how does people shipping two same sex characters #or even just commenting that they felt there were romantic/sexual undertones #even remotely affect you??#the majority of people probably dont even mention that kinda thing so just let me have fun dude 😭😭#maybe im tired abt how many movie characters are presumed straight! maybe i assume every character is queer!!#<- no but seriously. like if you presume every chara is straight bcs thats your pov. my pov is different!#like when they try to say '[blank] isnt gay! theres no proof' well is there proof they're completely straight hm 🤨#but anyways idk when i go on r/letterboxd i realize me and some people are using that site in completely different ways #for most films the top reviews are snappy comments so is that not the point??#but. main point. how people perceive a film or a characters' dynamics shouldnt offend you so much #its okay if you see them differently. i assure you that a small amnt of people calling them gay on the internet +#wont affect real same sex friendships 😭#catie.rambling.txt

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herequeerexitentialfear · 22 days

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wip wednesday<3

damn the weeks are going fast.

finally ran out of other writing wips, so heres two chunks of the Conficcare getting the shit beaten outta him fic<3 ft him using his stand to make a guy punch themselves in the face.

warnings for: bad medical/latin joke, mild violence, swearing, description of celia kicking the shit out of someone in the past, and adhd run on sentences. [btw muro is celias other name/alterego]

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“The fuck you smiling at?” He has to try so hard to avoid rolling his eyes, the words echoing through his memories, though most of those memories consisted of harder and tougher wankers than this shite for brains in front of him.

Gravel bites at his back, piercing thin fabric, embedding itself and scraping as he's shoved against the alley wall.

Unfortunately, these fuckheads were evidently too damn dim to realize the danger that lay in store. After all, you need something between your ears to process sound, and he’s diagnosing these thugs with a severe case of ‘vacuus cranius’- and he will be ever so gracious and give them free treatment.

Dry lips mouthed the magic words, “Boxing Clever,” as his face returned to grinning, teeth flashing, the corners of his mouth stretched unnaturally wide.

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How the times change. Just a few years ago, it was swaggering wankers like these that would suffer a good bashing from C- Muros boots. Ribs cracking and skin turning purple under his relentless assaults, no time to fight back when he gets them to the ground and prone so quickly, nothing they can do except curl up and try and protect their heads- a futile move, just drawing his ire and boot towards whatever they tried to cover.

Those were the days, when he hid behind he- him, behind them, when he was the weedy voice that told them of whispered rebellion, of under the breath insults.

But now, now he could stand on his own, as his own man, not just a suck up and voice in the ear. Now- now he was able to defend himself. His cool fingers grip eerily cold metal even tighter.

His muscles contract and loosen, the cold metal in his hand arching into the neck of the leader- and more muscles contract, blue energy taking over from electrical- changing it- the satisfying thud of well worn knuckles connecting with cartilage, the confused cry of someone who just punched themselves in the face, and the dripping of blood escaping from damaged nasal tissue.

He's out of practice, giving himself a split second to admire his handiwork, a split second in which pain blooms in his abdomen as the other fist finds its way to his gut, his back further shoved against the wall. He knows he's gonna have killer scrapes all over, and his top will be barely fit for rags.

Stupid mistake on his part, someone swaggering around on these streets isn't gonna be incapacitated by just a broken nose, he of all people should know- and he of all people should know not to let his thoughts run as hes getting beaten on but well he's never been good at taking anyone's advice let alone his own, cant trust that shifty asshole- ow.

#thebirdwrites #gold & silver #conficcare #hes so fun to write because hes got medical training and is intelligent but he also is just a wanker #so he alternates between stupid medical latin jokes and calling people wankers #in the full fic theres more of said wankers mocking him #i have tried to balance the 'crude' language between the two #conficcare is almost the same as them its not smart gay boy gets beaten up by stupid poor homphobes #its cycles of violence and in this case homophobia #hes been on both sides of the fight ect ect #but that bit isn't as strong in these sections #also im sorry if the swearing sounds forced i normally cut it out cause im not good at writing cussing i just write how i talk

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vega-482 · 1 year

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Some popular TSP artists be like:

NOOOOO you can't make the narrator lovey dovey you need to make him a selfish prick and you can't twinkify him he's an old fat man who has a very complicated relationship with stanleyy !!

Me: cool

*makes the narrator absolutely love Stanley being head over heels about him and also a senior twink wearing makeup*

#honestly just let people enjoy things #as long as it's harmless who cares #honestly i don't care if 500 twink narrators exist thanks to the clock out animations #woobify the narrator untill he's nothing but a husk of the original source #who cares let people just have fun #you don't need a deep reason for disliking stuff you can just dislike twink narrators #you can deeply analyse and have heated but respectful conversations about the complicated relationship of Stanley and the narrator and #the symbolism of ir like oroboros or however its called #but some people just want gay men and having fun in fandoms #they just wanna distract from their daily lives #and many ppl here are minors so #if you dislike something you can just dislike stuff and not consume it and leave ppl alone #like red said we kinda have a gatekeeping problem yeah #im too old and have seen the horrors im tired let me have fun #mf i need to pay school and finish university let me have gays #i was in the onceler fandom the sausage party fandom and the teenage book sagas fandom #im too old for this #the Stanley parable #vega txt #tsp

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koiryuu · 11 months

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not to sound heteronormative or whatever the fuck but i LOOVVEE ships where one man is very masc and butch and stoic and the other man is like a sexy little trophy wife. wearing fancy pretty sparkly clothes and leaning on his arm and sitting across his lap... the trope of a woman who's just an accessory to make her man look good, except its gay.

#i fucking DESPIIISE people calling any form of gay ship heteronormative like yall do not fucking know what words mean #but also disclaimer etc etc im a gnc gay man Shut Up <3 #its literally just sexy thats all.#anyway this is kokoinu and (redacted cause i dont wanna be made fun of for being wrong when i barely know anything about the ship yet)#wheres my stoic autistic masc bf that i can be a trophy wife to huh ???

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shopcat · 11 months

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when people r like "that character can't be gay/bi because that's not realistic come on" and think they're saying something controversial and #Real. and then they ALSO think the most random cunt of a character IS gay. you can't tell people to cattily get a grip when you never had one to begin with you dumb cunt 😭

#🐾#like okayyy delusion and having fun is fine when its you but when other people do it we're unrealistic and insane and we're all a bunch of #dumb fags. i mean what!!!#You are all for real freaks. mirroring actual right wing rhetoric #personally i have never felt the need to be saying the same words homophobic dipshits say in tiktok comment sections...#But maybe thats just me <3 #f slur #also i feel like people are just getting genuinely stupider and its the entire weird mindset st fans have where they think they can like #GUESS? whats actually going to happen. they think their theories are real #and when stupid fucking 15 yr old mike is clearly not going to be GAY in season 5 thyre gonna call it qbaiting #like ive never once claimed in my LIFE in my literal life that i think any characer is Truly the hc i like for them...#but these people man 😭

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corellonsblessing · 6 months

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A BLACK OUT/SLAM POEM based on the teletubbies (tv) tag on ao3

TRIGGER WARNING_MILK.

stray dogs literature clubs, the school for good and evil. ink sans angel—stranger things

horror sans guy—don’t hug me i’m scared. don’t hug me i’m scared, (don’t hug me i’m scared.)

free form plot twists. tragedy/comedy. alternate universe—high school. alternate universe—music.

the chaos unfolds each day, pristine, centuries ago, fight the many.

post divorce, living together, implied drug use, alcoholism. snippets from the end of the show, renunion, although it takes place a couple years before. we were the stars (but space was a void) by ponfarrpussyqueen.

corporate clash, bug, duck, the guardian pest, the prince, macarena, kissing, crack, as a joke, boys kissing, regret everything

underage julius caesar, emo napoleon, mating bond, tentacle dick, magic healing cock, holy water, holy roman empire, kissing in the rain, the battle of waterloo, a true story.

crossover, insanehappymealgiver, original character, original, simulator, mentioned, i’m at my limit, intentionally bad, wearing the other character’s skin, start praying because this sure ain’t holy, my dad went to get the milk because of this, sent to the void, put me in a coffin, rancid hope’s peak

we greet you with good luck and prosperity.

we love gay anal and lesbian smut and we hope you do too.

diminishing flame, not for kids, you’ll cry so hard you won’t have eyes, not sorry, commit a clarity, vaporized, freeform, sewer rat

2020 presidential election, spit as lube.

chaos bear, crack, crack, crack, has religious trauma, gay, gay, lesbian, lesbian sex, orgy, moist naked bodies rainbow is jesus, sex during tornado, this is NOT. finished.

there she was, in a new world. guess she’ll play the cards she’s dealt.

jesus confessed, sin shock, tears streaming down her face. “i fucked your sister.” crack. treated seriously, why did i write this. gay best friend—i can see that (i’m safe here.)

why did i write this!

crack. treated seriously.

slowly losing our sanity, we die.

crack, treated seriously. the moon of hope and the sun of despair LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOO.

crack, treated seriously, blue balls, orphan account

his little purse. what was once an inside joke is now taken seriously. crack. crack. fluff and crack. angst and crack. i am a man of my word, and i speak for the people.

a million other projects to complete

crack, crack, i dont know what’s going on, we’re idiots so we made this

it starts out all nice then it all goes downhill

satan, crack, this is a joke, please help me, please don’t hate me, i’m so sorry, i cannot think of anything else, please don’t read this. but. do, the author regrets nothing, the author regrets everything, why do i still exist? (discontinued, at least until further notice.) by even moderner prometheus

forbidden love, dead dove:do not eat.

so small in the midst of it all. rolling with the weird and unusual, traumatized teens to comfort, and an important decision to make

i came up with this, i will go down with this

i can’t believe i write this, why did i write this, i wrote this while listening to mother mother, sleep deprived, wrote this instead of sleeping, the guardian witnessed sex and is now scarred, touching, addiction, slut shaming

insufferable with apologies to all my followers, hell (literal), sewage

i got problems, so fucking random, pulled out of my ass, hard to explain, hard to word, each chapter will be posted, find me on wattpad,

near death experiences, major illness, declarations of love, love confessions, eating, marking, delay/denial, knotting, marking, mating bites, overstimulation, based on taylor swift songs, missing spleen

help me pleease, im scared, why did i write this?, just this really chill person who wants to take over the world, humanized teletubbies, my friend and i wrote this over the summer

you better not forgive me for this, im serious, vaginal fingering, a hushed voice, the contact making her shiver.

may your heart stay strong. torture, vomiting, blood and gore, self-indulgent, touch starved guardian, all characters are adults, electricity, suicidal thoughts, medical inaccuracies,

and yet… you lie again. i like noo-noo i hope he explodes, don’t show up

crack. i am so sorry. not in detail but it could’ve been so count your blessings

gods this can’t end well, good parent, to two children, bad parent, to the other one

IM SO SRRY BUT THIS WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD, HAHA SUFFER,

attempt at humor, death, gore, i don’t even know, i’m so sorry, you have been warned, i posted this for my brother’s birthday

plague, companionship, through the fields we ran

it quickly turns into anti-demon propaganda

a play in one act, post-war, no sex, no killing

the prize of reading this is to meet god

help my poor soul this is a disgrace but it was my first fic so i refuse to orphan it, and the teletubbies followed

help, i was forced to write this and i’m sorry, i don’t even know what to call this monster, the southern pansy, aziphrale, the prince of hell, and the archangel gabriel

angst, satire, this is not serious, it’s meant to be funny

DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, IT WAS WRITTEN BY THREE HIGH THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS.

this is what you’ve been waiting for and hoping would never come

hearing voices, broken bones, emotional manipulation,

live, work, play, a simple life, protected, until a stranger comes.

i can’t give you a summary of the plot. that would ruin the story.

the eternal rioting continues as it always will (part one)

the eternal rioting continues as it always will (part seventeen.)

let me know if i forgot to tag anything!!

blame the painkillers. i blame the painkillers.

#so when i was a kid i once made fun of this person i met irl bc he would post like. all the gay tags n i thoufht it wasnt cool #like gay twink n like all of those things #just an endless paragraph of labels #i couldnt imagine posting that or wanting to be seen like that #i couldnt imagine wanting to be seen at all #i didnt say it to his face i just called it cringe to a friend and they rightfully called me out on it #why is that so funny to you? that he wants to be known? that he wants to reach out to his community?#i woke up one morning and saw that he had imed me in the middle of the night #i imed him back n didnt get a response n thought nothing of it #i wish i had been up that night #i wouldnt have been able to do anything #but every time we post something every time we tag something #we are looking fir connection #this is not the void #you are not screaming i to the void #people we see you #and i hope they hear you #bc what you have to say can be beautiful. even when its a joke #this is a joke. but it is also real to me #every one of these tags and titles is real #and a real person wrote them #they sat down and did that #n they wanted u to see them #everyone wants to be seen #and smiled at. n liked #and i hope someone likes you. i hope someone likes you enough to be awake at 3am #n i hope you like yourself enough to keep posting and tagging and trying so hard to be noticed #bc there is beauty in everything #even and especially you #where are those high thirteen year olds now

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unidentifiedfuckingthing · 2 years

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really fascinating just the amount of media that said "heres a gay/trans character, please laugh" and then fans said "wow, a gay/trans character, just like me! thats so cool!" and the writers of that media are so shocked that their characters would have that interpretation. like no youre not supposed to think its GOOD that this character clearly has traits we pulled from contemporary gay culture, youre supposed to want to point and laugh!! how did this happen!!!

#relevant to the new guilty gear character but also the NUMBER of classic homophobic caricatures in transformers #i love starscream hes such a funny evil pathetic effeminate twink ^_^ no what are you doing calling starscream trans i just want to make fun #of him for being effeminate!!!!!!#and knockout hitting on men and fans at a panel asking if hes gay and the writers saying he was glitched when he was born and invoking dont #ask dont tell #like its such a weird phenomenon like acting so shocked that its not just a given that people will be exactly as homophobic as you

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bisexualgerardway · 8 months

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yes i did go on a rant to my partner in the backcountry about how the way ppl treat the affection btwn members of ls dunes as exclusively gay is destructive and indicative of the ways queer people are subconsciously made to sexualize all of our affection

#i dont think it’s on purpose but i also think we should talk about it. like yes its cute and polyam jokes are funny but only to a certain ex #tent . and then past that we are left witha bunch of grown adults calling men gay for hugging and cuddling and being affectionate to each ot #her . and not to be all mens rights but god queer people already are made to feel predatory. man on man affection that includes kissing and #close touch is already kind of an uphill battle can we not ONLY sexualize it or frame it as queer in more than a platonic way . as a queer #who is perceived as a man and would love to be more non sexually affectionate with the men in my life can we just think critically about th #messaging we are putting out to queer people and men .#d.riv.el #there is nuance here im not saying we cant have fun !!! but lets acknowlexge that its fun. and not real. that these men are probably just #bonded deeply as touring bandmates (inherently INTIMATE! of COURSE they see each other naked!) and close friends #does this make sense. can anyone hear me. its getting dark in here

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mejomonster · 1 year

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i have, somehow, finally returned to writing the Original the blank files story that spawned the absolute plethora of other stories. and i

i realize it is absolutely critical this story takes place in the 2000s