The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc
EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.
They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.
SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...
Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...
Everything is dead silent. No one moves...
Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.
The noise?
It was the no longer in service beep.
“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”
Imagine being a normal human being attending the Shaky Knees Festival and you see a bunch of people in front of you passing around a crocheted egg with a beanie and hair like it's baby Jesus
I think it's very funny that people have cropped William-Adolphe Bouguereau's "Dante and Virgil" from 1850 for the sexy detail so much that it's possible people think Dante and Virgil ARE these subjects.
When in fact, Dante and Virgil are THESE guys standing to the side looking like a couple of scandalized queens. I love how he's got his robe over his mouth. "Oh my god. They are just Going at it over there."
Anyway this is the full painting!
There is a LOT of great little details in it. It's definitely a huge favourite of mine and not just for the homo eroticism.
Whenever someone calls Tim out for making a small mistake like forgetting a birthday or mixing up a case file, he gets up and apologises like a fucking YouTuber trying to claw their way out of being cancelled
The opposite of the Mercer Effect (where people listen to critical role and have unrealistically high expectations for the immersiveness of a campaign and expect Matt Mercer's energy and skill) is what I experienced, the Mcelroy effect, where you listen to TAZ and expect there to be way less rules and a lot more fucking around
my friend dressed up as dib for the con and one of the vendors asked him "oh i don't remember the character's name but you're zim's boyfriend right?" 💀
Sketch request: Wild and Hyrule hanging out and being adventure buddies
Here you are Dear!
Sorry it took so long for the sketch! I finished the original 5 and took a break for a while from the ones that came after, but im excited to get a couple done!
I think the boys would have a ton of fun jumping off Ploymous Mountain into the water below☺️