RESIDENT EVIL → DR. DIANA WESKER

but i will transcend and vomit this loser out of me i will become the next big thing

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🐕 Sun 25 Oct ‘20 🌶

Well it sure is SUNday isn’t it? We woke up to a hidden Reels from HSHQ (that has since been taken down) that showed a *golden* retriever swimming in the blue blue sea with Golden playing in the background. HSHQ has made a Habit (that they can’t break) of hiding media and random phrases in their source code, the most recent one in circulation being:  “Jewel-coat migration headed to Eroda!” within the Eroda site’s code. Fans quickly speculated that the dog in the video might be @/goldenloutriever on instagram, but I have no clue what brought that on, because there is no indication on the dog’s instagram nor on HSHQ’s instagram that would lead me to that conclusion. The best I can give you is that Harry seems to have taken a page out of Eleanor’s book and really embraced the dog content - he knows what we like! And THEN HSHQ dropped the official teaser AND the drop date of the music video! It drops tomorrow, 10/26? WHAT TIME asked Twitter with a worldwide trend. HSHQ ignored us all. The teaser trailer shows Harry running in a dark tunnel, I’m assuming chasing the sun. I would say that this time, he looks VERY ready to run! 

But Harry isn’t the only one with content to debut! LIAM put out his newest “show which has no name” on YouTube, and went live on instagram (wearing a headband that rival’s 2013!Louis’) right before the premiere! He went live with a young fan who ran a 1D fan instagram account and gave her some tickets, talked about not having seen the Golden music video, yet (me: YEAH NEITHER HAVE I UR NOT SPECIAL) and mentioned that Iron Man was his favorite avenger (“...after the sacrifices he made - for us all” hmmm, yup yup, totally, I remember that time Thanos came and made us disappear). He was also told by the chat to “Call Louis”, to which he promptly responded, “Louis was meant to call me a couple of days ago and he hasn’t yet...Louis where are you?? If you’re creeping around my Instagram live again, just. Give me a call”. Twitter then took it upon themselves to remind Louis and trended LOUIS CALL LIAM. Louis, always knowing what’s being said about him, took to twitter to say, “Answer your phone then dickhead @/LiamPayne”. Soooo...does this mean they’ve been playing phone tag?? Could timezone differences have anything to do with this? *Corneilus voice* whoooooo knooooowwwwssss…. 

And! In the roundup we got to hear a bit more about Cornelius! It started as an idea that he and Conor had “coming home after work one night” (if you’re counting - and I am - this is the second time he’s mentioned living with Conor) and that he thought it would be funny if there were a ghost haunting the place asking about the show. They tried out different names (first Peter), but settled on Cornelius as it tied back into an old 1D joke where Louis dared Niall to thank "Cornelius the Trombone player" but there never was a trombone player. So he was a ghost, Get It? Sigh, I love Liam’s sense of humor. In other round-up news, opener Carly Gibert will be zooming in from LA, though Tom Felton (“love ya, Big T!”) will be there live. He talked about how he’s known Tom for years, meeting at one of the HP premiers, though he wasn’t a big fan at the time, “I wasn't a massive fan then, it's just as I went along - you know how it goes - that I became a MASSIVE fan, but I already knew all of them". Okay, no need to rub it in Liam! But, speaking of fans, he thanked one on his live (twitter handle @/modeftziam), calling them “a good friend of mine”, and praising the awesome instagram filter that they made! He says that he sees their content on his timeline often, and loves it, and to go follow them. I ADORE (a door haha) how Liam treats his fans, it’s always so kind. Kinder, even, than he treats himself sometimes: he went in a bit on the behind the scenes video that Hugo put on their Instagram story about last month’s Esquire shoot, saying he was "super super hungover I’d partied all night the night before...you can see the drunkness on my face there". I mean, I hadn’t noticed it BEFORE he pointed it out, but, um...yeah he’s not wrong. I hope that, going forward, he treats himself more gently, because, as we all know HE’S GOLDEN TOO! 

And was Louis done tweeting after he told Liam off? No! He wasn’t! He went on to answer a fan about a child who really liked Louis’ music. Louis told the fan, “This is a beautiful story. Send my love to your gorgeous little lad. You’re both welcome to any show. Would love to meet the little lad. You’re an incredible mother, keep your head up!” The fan he replied to was NOT the mother of the child, but instead a 17 year old who had translated the story, which she had explained, but he clearly missed.  Who’s gonna take him up on the free ticket, d’you think? He also - once again - recommended the Red Hot Chili Peppers, once in a reply, and then went nah, I gotta put this on main, and posted a tweet with a link to the same liveshow, saying, “Anyone who’s missing live music. Watch this top to bottom...Incredible.” And he answered a question about the Social Dilemma, a documentary about the effects of social media, saying, “...Anyone who hasn’t seen it should watch it. Food for thought.” 

Niall described his COVID experience as “a lot of finger pointing, ankle injuries, and naked Instagram”. This time, can we please trend #DONTstripitdownNiall? They chatted a bit about the song (“ a delicate song...about divorce”) and Niall’s involvement (“I wouldn’t have been upset if she’d had said no [to having him on the song”), and they urged young US voters to get out the vote! Which, yeah! Please! And Zayn joined in the fun, tweeting “@UFC mashallah Khabib 🙌🏽”. The word mashallah is an Arabic phrase that means “what God has willed” and expresses appreciation, joy, praise, or thankfulness. Khabib is a boxer who has just announced his retirement. So, in the way that we often thank the guys for their hard work, Zayn was just showing off his fandom appreciation!  And, in Z’s extended universe Gigi also joined the Get Out Vote efforts by saying, “I voted absentee last week with my daughter next to me for an America I wanted her to see...”. Did it tell us anything about her daughter? Nope! Not even her name!

hello my lovelys !! lemme tell ya’ll am i excited™ to be here. it’s been aprox 5934002380 years since i did a roleplay like this so forgive my rustiness !! oh, the name is rachel, i’m twenty and from the gmt+1 timezone but tbh i’m almost a l w a y s around because ?? life?? don’t know her. anyway, you know the drill, below the cut will be some info about this trashbag, delaney.

— ♦ [ NINA DOBREV, C5, CISFEMALE ] it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DELANEY REINHART, the TWENTY-TWO year old, who works as a STRIPPER, that is known for being AUDACIOUS & FIERY. secretly, they’re actually a VILLAIN, named CHAOS, who has the ability of  PYROKINESIS & EXPLOSION INDUCEMENT. hopefully this new world won’t overwhelm them.

believe it or not i’m only now noticing i made her negative trait ‘fiery’ when she has the pyrokinesis ability...... rachel... gurl...

so ima try make this shit short and sweet but it’s highly unlikely because ya girl got a tenancy to ramble like no tomorrow i’m so sorry pls don’t hate me

anyWay, so delaney or ‘laney’ didn’t start off an only child ~ dun dun dun ~

basically, she had a twin brother who she highkey thought the world of ?? like the two were very much inseparable and just, cute as hell

the twins were born to ... loving parents? i guess? their papa was a scientist (one who had an obsession with primaries i will add) like, he lowkey worked in a lab where they were testing and trying methods of creating primaries; something they all thought of themselves as doing for good, wanting to create heroes, or even a mutant army to keep the world for harm. 

but like.. they had also hired peeps to try and track down primaries? and to try to kill them or just capture them so they could test on them and try to figure out how they worked, how they could recreate them. 

so they just convinced themselves they were the good guys to basically help them sleep at night when they were doing a bad thing really. 

delaney and her lil twin brother practically grew up in the labs, laney taking a lot more interest in her fathers workings than her brother did. 

fast forward quite a few years, basically to the twins being practically teenagers now? daddy-o needed some guinea pigs for his experiments and i mean..... what better people to use than ur kids amiright? 

laney’s brother was not at all happy with this he didn’t want to do it at all, meanwhile laney did? her father having filled her head with words of encouragement on how she was going to make the world a better place, how she’d change everything, she’d be a hero, and all that good shit until he persuaded her- which with her twin brother being so attached to her and not wanting her to go through it alone, he volunteered too.

legit she went through hell for months okay like??? she was like thirteen at the time and went through h e l l with her father n other scientists testing on her.

but it worked !!!!! which is how she got her powers listed above. 

so pops was fken over the moon??? bc not only laney had powers but so did her brother? (tho his were considerably weaker) 

from then on her time was spent being daddy’s little solider, her days spent learning how to control herself, her abilities, what this meant for her. her father setting her challenges, forcing her to fight against the primaries his lab had captured. as if his obsession wasn’t excessive before, with his own little fighting machine by his side it just got worse. he became greedy, anything he wanted done she would do for him; to the point that he even convinced her to set one of his colleges on fire who had disagreed with him over something so petty and small. 

ya’ll like laney was loving this too? she was so strong and felt really superior and just ?? yes

bUUut. that didn’t last very long, because mr.reinhart decided to do something entirely unforgivable, pinning his children against one another- fully acknowledging that his sons powers were weaker than his daughters, which is what ended in an inevitable death of one of the siblings.

it’s only tHEN, did delaney realize what she had done, what her father had pushed her to doing; she had followed his orders to the point she murdered her own brother, and that was the turning point for her. 

basicallyyyyyyyyy, fast forward to now, she moved away from home legit straight after that all went down, but considering she was only turning eighteen at the time of her runaway things were rly rough for awhile, with a lack of money n whatnot she was practically homeless for several months.  

she’s still lowkey broke to this day, living in some shitty little apartment that she can just about cover the rent of, working her nights as a stripper at some seedy little club and even offering to go home with some of the males for a little extra cash. 

basically she’s a mess and so is this intro i’M SOrRy. 

okay so, this was a mess?? v sorry. but maybe plot with me anyway?? i’m a total plot whore like i don’t think i’ve ever turned down any plot at all no matter how crazy it might seem okAy so throw anything @ me. but anyway, laney still has that whole loyal side to her? like, she still has a little bit of that solider inside of her and if she finds someone who she deems herself loyal to it can be easy for her to slip back into that mindset. she can kinda be very reckless? and hot-headed like.... girl loses her temper rly easy which isn’t good considering her fire/explosion abilities like.... just don’t get her too mad okay bc she will likely explode something. she still struggles controlling her emotions and not allowing them to control her abilities at times so.

but anyway, as i said !! pls plot with me, i’m super up for legit ANythiNG SOoOo.