#it's ok when mahi calls him old they can do whenever they want but mizole get 3 three strikes and then he's out | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

yesyourstalker · 7 months

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Mahi: hey, some guy in a suit came in today and he handed me this paperwork. I think it's for you. You need to sign some things

Neta: let me see........... Why'd they make this shit so small?......

Mizole: uh-oh looks like Grandpa needs glasses

Neta: hey, I can ban you from the store at any time so keep playing with me... I do have glasses hold up. I don't know where they are........I usually put them under the register.... Here they are

Mahi: those are actually really....... Interesting Where'd you get them from?

Neta: I got them from eel eyes they're prescriptions... I really need to renew them...... eye sight getting worse...

Mizole: ohh ma eye sight's going and ma knees are popping ohh cod I'm a feeble old man.... I could die any minute

Neta:... One of these days I swear ..... mahi take care of your boyfriend before I take care of him myself

Mahi: okay that's enough babe....... It was really funny though.... if they're prescription shouldn't you wear them everyday

Neta: Not necessarily, but in my case I actually do need to start wearing them

Mahi: so why don't you wear them?

Neta:.................................. Because...... I don't know!! they didn't match my aesthetic at the time..... Stupid reason I know

Candie: Maybe you should get nicer glasses like they're nice but the rim is too thick Maybe get some rimless ones that would be nice

Mahi: Maybe circular ones or maybe semicircle like oval glasses

Mizole: that will make him look even older!

Neta: you get one more old joke and after that I'm yanking that thing you call to goatee off your face

Mizole: oop calm down sir. We don't want you to overexert yourself... hehehe...ok..ok I'm done... Maybe try being a different color glasses I mean turtle shell is nice but a solid black or maybe a silver would be good

Warabi: you should get contacts

Neta: I figured it out later!!!..... Shit. I really need to get new glasses. These things aren't working... I need to get them before I leave next week

(after work)

Neta: what about these ones?

Ikkan: mmmmm... No... I don't like those

Neta: okay how about these?

Ikkan: why does everything you have to have be green?

Neta: because I like green! Why is everything you own purple?

Ikkan: Not everything I own is purple!

Neta: what color is your phone case..... No wait better question. what colors are your underwear?..... It's plum. You're wearing the plum ones right?

Ikkan:.................................... Shut up....

Neta: uh hu...yeah.....ohh how about these?.......

Ikkan: ..... Those are nice. I like the thin frames.... They kind of look like mine

Neta: yeah except yours are lavender which is....purple.... You need to wear them more.

Ikkan: it's actually actually mauve..... I don't need to wear them that often not as much as you do

Neta: you squint when you drive! You pretend like I don't I don't notice but I do babe. You need to wear glasses and I need to wear mine......oooooh. We were matching glasses!

Ikkan: no... Babe, that's- no

Neta: yes!! look they have it in.......'red shiso'...........Oh! and they have it in 'deep forest!'.... That's it! Send me your information. We're getting matching glasses!!.... *gasp* they have them in kids sizes! Cirrina-

Cirrina: no!

Ikkan: hahahaha! you're ridiculous.....fine.. just send me the link and I'll order them myself

Neta: hehehe yes ..... I Love you...bye

Ikkan: love you too...bye

Cirrina: You guys are dorks

Neta: but we're your dorks crab cakes!

The gremlin known as Mahi was discovered by by@fish-at-fish-fish-resort

#neta has the looks of a 20 something but performs like someone who's pushing 50 #He's like a bowl of Rice Krispies every time he moves something snap crackles or pops #mostly because his position being a backliner he was on his hands and knees or crouched behind something or someone most of the time #and staring at people from a distance didn't help either #mizole hates anyone over 30 #it's ok when mahi calls him old they can do whenever they want but mizole get 3 three strikes and then he's out #ikkan is nearsighted because....... I don't know because I'm nearsighted why not #when a purple person and a green person meet it's all over they're bonded for life #red shiso is actually a really dark shade of purple It's a really pretty color

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