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columboscreens · 5 months

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#columbo #season 2 #a stitch in crime #god we love to see a pissed off columbo. mans got a white hot temper under that facade #it's delicious #this part is so perfect because not only does columbo get pissed because he has no evidence and knows there's another murder impending #but he's been goaded into this frustration. thusfar dr. mayfield smug and cool and collected has matched him step for step #it's the rare time columbo squares off against a worthy opponent and not only is he on the back foot he's getting laughed at.#some columbos are fun to watch because the murderer is incompetent #but even better are the episodes where he almost loses

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leclercskiesahead · 9 months

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scuderiaferrari C² Spa dates 😎

#Charles legs always tucking in and crossing his foot UNDER his knees and angling his whole body towards Carlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #scuderia ferrari #charlos #f1 #c2 #c square #spa 2023

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0l-unreliable · 1 month

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ramblings on twinyard body types

I think if you look at how I draw the foxes and ravens, there is the possibility of misconstruing the reasoning behind their body types as something strictly 'sexy' or 'diverse' or what have you. But I really truly do try to reason out their bodies, and they are sexily diverse because that's just how people are.

The reason I was thinking about this was because of how I draw the Twinyards vs how I see others draw them. It makes me feel like I'm treating non-thin bodies as something to ogle and fetishize for the explicit reason that they are 'larger'. But I draw them that way because to me it makes the most sense for them to look that way. So they are attractive not because they aren't skinny, but because they ARE hot (in my head, everyone has at least one attractive/pretty/wonderful thing about them).

To me, Andrew and Aaron are chubby. Not considering muscle or diet or exercise or whatever, to me their healthy weight is 'chubby' (though this chubbiness can also be linked to their height) like I drew below.

But adding in lifestyle, diet, Exy roles, statistics (with Andrew being The Goalie of all time and Aaron constantly working fluidly with Matt on court) health standards, goddamn feelings about Exy I cannot see them as anything but tiny brick shithouses. They are packed with muscle, they just have to be. Andrew especially. And over that muscle is fat, because that's how real strong bodies look/are and because the Twinyards don't give a shit about being healthy. They drink, smoke, eat like fuck, they don't care! At the end of the day if their body does what it needs to that's a job well done. For freak's sake THREE people had to hold Andrew down at Kathy's show!

And absolutely none of this is to say fat=unhealthy, there is just no way they can be shredded twinks. not to me. Obviously, if that is how you see them I'm not kicking your ass about it, but my early easter post has got me feelin' like a freak who objectifies non-skinny people instead of a freak who objectifies blonde guys.

Anyways muscle Minyards 5-ever 🧡

#all for the game #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #text post #I do put a lot of thought into the bodies i give characters #people who say andrew isn't scary aren't picturing him right im sorry but a five-foot man weighing 120 pounds could NOT do what Andrew does #like believe in the power of being hot and depressed all you want but him being built like a square makes more sense #Andrew 'the shoulders' Minyard isn't a twink I'm sorry

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heartwarminganimals · 10 months

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#bunny #one square foot #fluffle

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hotvintagepoll · 3 months

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Carradine waiting for Flynn in the Shadow Realm with a Giant Fucking Mallet

i don't know if this is a reference to something but i do find it charming that basil rathbone and errol flynn are descending together

#everyone else crammed into one square foot of the hellbound elevator as those two swashbuckle in the rest of it #asks

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twasbrillig71 · 8 months

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i know this is a jervis account but i just watched the long halloween movie and

he is my babygirl

and he's such a passenger princess

#ALSO THE WAY HE WAS INSTANTLY TOSSED LIKE A RAGDOLL WHENEVER SQUARING UP WITH BRUCE #then JERVIS knocks him out #LIKE. BOY U NEEDED TO BE SAVED BY THE 4 FOOT MAN???#HE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY USELESS IN A FIGHT ITS SO HOT #men who whimper and cry and scream when dosed with fear toxin #“poor little thing; such a tiny little thing” my sentiments exactly jerbo #i am now a salecrow truther alright yall converted me #the hattercrow content was good too #hes tetchs wife like the way he just lets him quote alice in wonderland verbatim as if its a normal conversation #v supportive of his autistic bfs hyperfixation #jonathan crane #hattercrow #brillrambles

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jihef03 · 1 year

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People always complain that “ Marvel regressed Peter Parker ” and everything but like. He’s a 30 years old freelancer living in one the most expensives cities in the world. Do you really think that comes with any kind of stability whatsover ?

#marvel #spider-man #peter parker #he's a freelancer photograph and a part time teacher *at best*#he cant be livin it up in 2-foot square appartment worth of bazillons dollars

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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Mav at any formal Military event: My husband may be called Iceman, but he’s actually not that ice-cold or aggressive. He’s just being a good wingman 😊.

The Husband in question:

The Others at Any Formal Military Event: Ice - Rooster

#These two see each other through rose tinted glasses #Im pretty sure Ice is technically abusing his power but like it’s for love #Mav just sees his pretty husband while Ice verbally attacks every admiral within a 5 foot radius #This man does not hesitate bitch #Ice has squared up with Goose before and will not hesitate to do so again #Some men ask for a mother’s blessing to marry their child #Iceman said Dibs and then squared up against Mother Goose while Slider provided moral support on the sidelines #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #nick goose bradshaw #ron slider kerner #icemav #iceman x maverick #top gun #top gun maverick #storeboughtheadcanons #once again another useless contribution to the fandom

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emophil81 · 4 months

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By aimalefoot found on Deviantart

#malefeet #cute guy #cute gay #cute twink #bare foot #foot sniffing #lickable toes #new years eve #new year #new york #times square #gay guys #gay life #gay couple #gay love #gay #gay men #gayfeet #fireworks

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themightyfoo · 10 months

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What a difference a month makes! You can grow quite a bit of food in a converted sunny hellstrip.

Before: June 3rd 2023 After: July 7th 2023

#gardening #gardenblr #grow your own food #square foot gardening #food #pole beans #tomatoes #sugar snap peas #squash #pumpkins #leeks #nasturtiums #sweet peppers #gardeners on tumblr #not the house of have-tos

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sleepnoises · 11 months

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i got into my clay place's table at the local street fair :) come to san jose on friday evening june 2nd to buy a very little fellow at discounted "i don't have to photograph or ship this" prices

#will effortpost later #i loooove doing the street fair . apologies for it being In The Night #they're always like ''priority to new people'' but i receive the unspoken priority of only takes up one square foot

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rubydart · 11 months

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Chicky nuggies, pineapple pizza, NYAchos, and potato

Aesthetic comfort foods I did for my digital trading card set on NeonMob

#lisa frank aesthetic #comfort foots #chicky nuggies #hawaiian pizza #nyachos #nachos #loaded baked potato #NeonMob #food illustration #food art #fine artisanal squares

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t00thpasteface · 4 months

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That is just the normal college experience. It ain't fun without a little bit (or a lot a bit) of mania.

see that's what I'M saying!!!! but i've got a couple friends who just flat out do not mesh with their roommates' particular brands of mania. everyone goes nuts but not everyone goes the same kind of nuts. i'm more of a cashew guy myself, and woe betide the unwary hazelnut roommate!

i have one friend whose roommates will straight up go out for taco bell at 4 in the morning after being up all night... but at least they offer to bring her back some stuff

#my hall is basically all girls but a lot of them are bringing back the most obnoxious frat bro guys to crash in their dorm #i can't imagine dealing with that kind of foreign foot traffic in my own living space. especially given the microscopic square-footage #shebbz shoutz #ask

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yutaan · 11 months

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I can't believe I have to ask this with my own mouth and type this with my own two hands but.... will you ever drop the rita+dio heights 👀?!?!? Honestly I'm jk because they have that mechafiction thing going on so it's nice to leave it up to imagination but I'm just tickled pink the way you refer to him as tiny or 'comparatively' small. Rather than an actual height, is Dio small compared to the average person or just his super cool and adoring, amazing and loving tall gf Rita? From the mash up drawings I've seen, Dio is always the smallest person on the page :3 I love a confident little man in charge so I adore Dio and Rita and their dynamic <3 The caption about him being in distress because his gf was out of shot in distress had me cracking up lolol

Darlingest anon I cackled SO hard when I got this ask; thank you for being interested in my motorcycle kids!! And you are in luck: Even though I usually don’t get too fussed about how tall characters are, this is the one project I have where I did work out out everybody's heights. If you don't want to know exact answers, I'll just say that Dio is, in fact, Tiny specifically when compared to Rita. He's of pretty average height! Even a little taller than average! She's just QUITE tall.

And if you do want the exact measurements, Dio is 5'5 (and a half)! Rita is 6’3 in her bio body and 6’4 in her mechanical proxy body so next to her he simply looks like a bean rather than a beanpole. AND the rest of the main cast actually ALSO skews quite tall so he just… appears short most of the time. He doesn’t mind! It's rad! His girlfriend is tall and amazing and can lift him up with one arm and he is THRILLED about it.

Rita and Dio are in their late teens in the main part of the story, so it’s possible they both could still grow slightly? They’ve pretty much reached their full adult heights, though; it would be a very minor difference.

#and Rita's giant robot is usually about thirty feet tall but can vary in height :p #anyway!#Dio begins HRT shortly before the main story but while it might have a very slight effect on his height it's unlikely to change it by much #so! He’ll stay a 5-foot-6 king!!!#he’s happy with his height although he tends to overestimate it when he’s #say #squaring up against somebody or something #sometimes it works though! Like when cats scare off bears!#Rita loves her height in her mechanical proxy but is more self-conscious of it in her bio body #and unlike the proxy body #which is skinned in holograms #she has to find clothes that fit her #which is part of why Rita is such a fashion plate in my drawings!#she makes a lot of her own clothes!#looking at my height chart now I realize a funny but unintended coincidence #is that a lot of the adult characters are fairly average in height #and the teens all skew tall #so we’ve got all these small-looking adults next to these TOWERING TEENS lol #askbox #MOTORCYCLEMAFIAMECHS!!

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secondhandroad · 28 days

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utterly insane of the winchesters to insist on keeping the supernatural-proof bunker a frat brother pad, and meanwhile the kid who's life they've ruined lives in a wrecked boat in constant fear of a demon attack. sam and dean really said we need some space to ourselves <3 some us time <3 the ability to walk around naked in our own kitchen for once in our lives <3

#codependent psychopaths who cannot handle a third roommate in their 10k square foot bunker #BEST of luck to kevin they said. anyway. time to check out our private gym #kevin tran #samdean

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1kari · 21 days

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got the couch moved inside !! i also moved around literally all of my furniture to make it fit so i gotta spend a while cleaning everything now that its all in place ^_^

#i hate cleaning but its a messsss rn… 400 square foot studio does not give u enough room for moving shit aroun

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