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sharkymoji · 2 years
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decided to redraw some of my old emojis, starting with the first ones i ever posted on this blog :p
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francy-sketches · 1 year
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Why do people who enjoy spam liking always act so high and mighty about it ‘well I like it when someone likes all 200 of my posts bc it means they love and cherish my creations, I’m sorry you’re a cold hearted grinch and don’t have any appreciation for the common people who love your work, maybe if you stopped being such a snob 🙄’ ok bitch good for you?? I just like reading people’s comments/tags on my art and having a lot of individual like notifications clogs it up so it gets a little annoying that’s all. If spam liking makes you feel good that’s great I’m happy for you but it’s just a matter of personal preference it doesn’t make either of us morally superior lol get off your high horse
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ebi-noodle-doodles · 2 months
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Had a 💡 moment.
Currently traveling and I badly want a fighting game with vocaloid/megpoid/utauloid characters in my head. I’m eager to learn game dev/ coding for this specific idea. I’m madly in love with
I designed Catsune/Nyatsune Miku with hair paws/claws. I also just came up with
Nyatsune Miku- Hair paws/claws. Her basic attacks are ofc her hair punch, spam and you get a hair stand oraoraoraoraora! Her hair grab and 👋 slap. Popipo vegetable juice riding it and running across the screen, leek helicopter (levanpolka). World is mine, love is war, brs and other that i could think of as song finishers
Luka Megurine - Ofc, tentacle hair. Octopus Luka. Her attacks are giant baseball throw of tako luka with a giant tuna, giant tuna smash, fresh catch, & hair grab. Some ideas for her finishing songs are JBF, Night fever, World dance hall, enbizaka, Magnet
Meiko- fox, cus it just seem fitting and she ate. Basic attacks are her sake, swinging her microphone stand, maybe a drunken fist style? Top of my head for a song finisher is conchita, will do more research since I forgor the others
Kaito- Wolf? cus Im basic. His attacks are ice cream/popsicle related! Freezes the enemy. Slaps them with giant popsicle & basic attack with his long scarf. Id like to add stuff like if he wins against a gakupo enemy madness of duke plays lol bunch of song finishers in my head cant remember titles-
Rin and Len- still not sure if otter or fennec. But Lens design would focus on his banana hair, he takes it out like my nendoroid and he throws it like a boomerang, he spamms and regrows his banana hair and ofc rin on her ribbon, ofc theres a theme here and its gonna be a huge ribbon, thinking if she uses each as shureken to mirror len’s banana boomerang throw! Also thinking if she could fly like Tails with it- 🚁 Too tired to list the songs but ofc ill include the daughter of evil series on everyone
Gumi- Rabbit. I love love love LOVE gumi and I remember her being 🥕 so a rabbit/bunny seems fitting! Giant carrot ofc, carrot attacks, her harvesting and pulling out the carrot only to bonk the enemy with it. Some songs that have two voice banks singing it would appear in their song finishers like Matryoshka!
Gakupo- Tiger? Lion? Still not sure but one of the finisher songs is def gonna be Madness of Duke- where if you finish of the enemy *you win* signs appear and him and the “ladies” are all lined up in the bg? Cant explain it properly but ye. Dancing samurai, go google it are on top of my head
This idea is heavily inspired by Super Gem fighter 😭 I love that game so much I want something similar except in the consecutive acts where like you change “outfits/designs” in Super Gem fighter (SGF) in this game you do it also with Song references changing outfits/designs/ base on that songs mv and each phase of the attack is a different song reference where if you finish of an enemy in that phase of the attack you finish them of with the song and stay on that costume/outfit/design and have like a finishing move or moment i.e Len vs Rin Daughter of evil and Servant of evil, Rin(Player1) finishes off Len(enemy/player2) and winning the game, Rin crying after-
Ofc theres secret characters. Top of my head rn is BRS. Not sure if Teto should be a secret character. Maybe her old design and then her new one is included since you know her being official! Additional characters/content would be Kaii Yuki, Vflower, SeeU, Iroha, Lily, IA and more. Theres so much still on my head and I want to make it happen 😭😭😭😭
Just blabbering my thoughts if anyones gonna even read hahah! Its really cold from where i am rn 🦭 This sparks inspo when I get home
Also this is a pixel base! Gotta love them classics
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widowbitessting · 2 years
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Sugar Mommies Pt.15
Right imma apologies for the LONG wait for this part! 😂 I’m still not overly happy with it buuuuut yeah, it’s finally here! The Sugar Mommies Trio! are back!❤️
I’m going to tag everyone like I did yesterday with the Drabble and if anyone’s username isn’t underlined - apparently it doesn’t tag you - I’m gonna remove you so if your username is taken off, let me know and I’ll retag you. Lol me trying to desperately make this tag list work!  
Please let this tag list work!
New upload time is every Sunday at 8pm GMT (London) time! 
18+ ONLY! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!
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MJ(11:13): Y/N did you get milk when you went grocery shopping??🤔
MJ(11:13): Cuz I can’t find it…
MJ(11:13): I really need my hot chocolate fix too, Y/N.
MJ(11:14): Y/N????
MJ(11:14): You’re always on your phone, what are you doing???
MJ(11:14): Shit 
MJ(11:14):…you went out to your gals didn’t you…
MJ(11:14): 😳😳
MJ(11:14): God,you’re so horny I love it😋
MJ(11:14): Did you take protection?
MJ(11:15): I’m not ready to be an auntie!
Wanda stops reading when you cover your face with a pillow.
“Shall I continue?” 
God, you can hear her smirking even though you can’t see her. 
“Is murder still illegal here?” You ask, voice slightly muffled. 
Wanda drags the pillow from your face and sticks her bottom lip out in a small pout.
She squishes your face with her fingers and pecks your lips.
“Unfortunately, my sweet.”
“Shame.”
“Shall I continue?” Wanda asks again. 
“Is there more?” 
You don’t know why you’re so shocked. It’s MJ. She once spammed your phone with 50+ messages when you were in the shower at your parents’ house, and she was binge watching Stranger Things.
“There’s a lot more, baby.”
You exhale loudly through your nose.
“Please say yes, I kinda want to see how she ends these texts.”
“She’s actually so embarrassing.”
“Pleeeease?” Wanda shoots you with her best puppy dog eyes and you give in almost immediately.
“Go on then.”
“Yes!” Wanda looks back at your phone, “where was I?”
MJ(11:15): I’d be an amazing auntie wouldn’t I?
MJ(11:15): Yknow, if you actually reply to me, I’ll slap you.
MJ(11:15): After your women do of course…😏
MJ(11:15): you’d think I’d stop texting you by now…buuuut nope! 
MJ(11:16): What’re the chances your ladies will kill me if I interrupt you again?
“Quite high.” Wanda mutters. “Luckily you were too…occupied…this time.”
 Wanda winks at you and you blush.
MJ(11:17): Anyways, hope you have fun! If you’re hoarse when you come home then I know why!
MJ(11:17): last thing I promise, did you get that milk or not…?
Wanda looks at you, eyes dipping down to where you’re holding the bed sheet to your bare chest.
“Her last text says she’s locked herself out again. Does your friend do this often or just when you’re with us?” 
You can’t help but laugh when Wanda tells you this.
“She’s locked out again?” 
“She is.” Wanda hands you your phone. “See?”
There it is, encased in a dark grey bubble, MJ’s iMessage. 
MJ(11:18): Sooo I was rushing out and didn’t grab my keys…any chance you’re nearly done screaming over there?
“Not to be rude…but is your friend an idiot?” 
You shrug. 
“She’s just…MJ…very forgetful MJ…” 
“Hasn’t she got a boyfriend?” 
“Peter? Yeah.” 
“Does she have keys to his place?” Wanda asks. 
You nod with pursed lips. 
“They’re with the keys she locked in the apartment aren't they?” 
“They are. I actually think they’re on a hook by the door to be more specific.”
Wanda lets out a laugh and grabs your phone back. 
When you see her begin to type back to MJ, you dive forward with a startled noise.
“What are you doing?” 
Wanda moves effortlessly away from you, stepping off the bed in one swift move and you can do nothing but follow her. 
You hastily wrap the sheet tighter around your body, giggling after Wanda. 
“I’m just giving her some advice.” Wanda says, moving your phone out of reach. 
Once she finishes typing, Wanda shows you what she’s written and waits patiently for you to read it.
“Go get a hot chocolate and meet up with Peter for a while. Y/N will be back much later - Wanda.”
“Am I okay to send it?”
“I’ll do you one better…” 
You press send yourself and smile up at the other woman. She grins down at you, puts your phone on aeroplane mode so MJ can’t disturb you again and tosses it blindly onto the bed.
“Now…where were we?” 
Wanda’s hands grip your wrists firmly and she pulls slightly so that the sheet droops slightly. 
“Y’know, I’m really having a hard time sharing you with MJ. Especially when you’re wearing that.”
You’d swallow if you had any moisture left in your mouth. 
“Oh yeah?” 
She nods. 
The taller woman leans down and captures your lips with her own; kissing you possessively. 
She suddenly pulls you flush against her, tearing your hands from where they’re keeping what little modesty you have, so that the sheet falls freely away.
Leaving you standing in their bedroom naked. 
Whilst kissing a very clothed, and very turned on, Wanda. 
She moves to your neck quickly, teeth finding home in your skin, marking you up with little to no care. 
She nips a little too hard, causing you to hiss as you’re backed up blindly. 
And when you’re about to buckle down onto the mattress, Wanda’s hands lift you effortlessly before chucking you onto the bed. 
Watching wordlessly as you bounce a couple of times.
Before she practically jumps on the bed, towering over you with a smile. 
Wanda pecks you before moving to kiss down your chest - lavishing at your nipples until they become small peaks. 
When your hips buckle, Wanda drags herself lower, her spit glistening on your skin as she settles herself between your legs. 
“I was gutted I didn’t get a taste before.” Wanda mutters. She licks you greedily and moans as your taste fills her mouth. “Now you’re all mine.” 
And fuck, your eyes roll to the back of your head. 
She doesn’t relent once she has you, arms locking around your thighs to keep you where she wanted.
Her tongue moves at an almost inhuman speed against you, wet noises gushing from you.
When Wanda shifts her arms from you, you whine at the loss of contact. 
It’s only for a small moment however; as seconds later, with a devious grin and wink up at you, Wanda slips two fingers into your clenching hole, and when you feel her teeth graze your clit, a small scream escapes you. 
Your eyes flutter shut as you can feel the coil in your belly tightening again.
Your hands grip onto Wanda’s hair.
“Gonna cum already for me, kotenok?”
“Uh huh.” 
You shamelessly grind your hips up to meet her face. 
“That’s my girl.”
“Faster.” You all but plead. 
Wanda’s fingers curl inside you as she quickens her pace, switching from sucking on your clit to rubbing it with her free hand. 
“I wanted you to ride my face,” Wanda says as she moves herself closer to your face before kissing you soundly. “But I was just too eager to fuck you, baby girl. Maybe next time.”
“S-sure!” 
You continue to moan as Wanda’s fingers fuck you qucker, moving in such a rhythem that has you squelching around her. 
When she stops abruptly, your eyes are quick to look at her. 
She smiles smugly down at you as she removes her glistening fingers to suck them into her mouth. 
Wanda moans at your taste.
“Your turn.”
You open your mouth as Wanda slides her two fingers into your mouth. 
You’re quick to suck on them, tasting the small residue of yourself still on her. 
“That’s a good girl. Get them nice and wet for me, detka.” Wanda is hypnotised by the way you suck on her fingers. “Not that you need it, you’re so fucking wet for me.”
When she pushes back into you, two fingers automatically curl, she doesn’t stop, doesn’t let up until you’re shaking under her. 
She kisses you as you let out an incoherent steam of words, hands cupping her face as you close in on your high. 
“That’s it.” Wanda pecks your nose. “Cum for me.”
The coil in your belly snaps.
You let out a silent cry as your orgasm hits you, body shuddering under her. 
She lets you ride it out before withdrawing her fingers from you, kissing you soundly.
“You okay, detka?” she asks, settling beside you.
You can’t figure out how to form words anymore so you can only nod at her. 
“Good girl.” She sucks on your fingers again, enjoying your taste. “I’ve got one question to ask you though.” 
“Oh?” 
“Think you can cum again for me?” 
You stare at her, slightly dumbfounded. 
“I - I…maybe?” 
Wanda grins. 
She settles more comfortably on her back and brushes her hair out of her face. 
“Hop on, baby girl.” 
“What?” 
“You heard me. I want you to ride my face. C’mere.” 
When you don’t move, Wanda raises an eyebrow. 
“Do not make me ask again. Come here.” 
You rise on shaky legs and slowly mouth her face; where Wanda wastes no time. 
She pulls you down roughly against her face, lips enclosing around your pussy. 
In hindsight, you’re wondering if you should be ashamed of how quickly Wanda made you cum like that, her mouth and tongue working wonders against you. 
It takes you under 60 seconds until your release is leaking down Wanda’s chin and you’re being nudged back onto the bed, panting. 
“You taste amazing.” Wanda murmurs, gathering your excess juices on her finger before licking them clean. “I think I’m hooked.” 
“I think I’m hooked, Wanda.” You let out a shaky laugh. “Is it bad that I can't feel my legs?”
Wanda lets out a laugh, watching as you look around the bedroom. 
“Is it bad that I’ve just noticed Carol and Nat aren’t here…?” 
Wanda snorts and taps your nose. 
“I’m sure their gigantic egos will be able to cope.” 
“Where are they?” 
“Business called.” Wanda glances at your bare chest. “They’re on a Zoom in the office.” 
“Weren’t you needed?” You ask. 
“Trying to get rid of me?” 
You snort out a laugh. 
“Shut up.” 
Wanda hums and leans down to peck your lips. 
“I could have gone but I wouldn't have done much.” Wanda replies. “Besides, there’s a beautiful girl in our bed; what better excuse is there?” 
Your eyes widen.
“You didn’t tell your boss that, did you?” 
Her fingers trace down the length of your jaw.
“So what if I did?” She asks. “In fact, we all told the bosses the same thing…” 
“What?” 
“Relax, detka; we’re the bosses. It’s our company.” 
You’re shocked but then you can’t really say you’re surprised. Everything just makes sense. 
“Of course you are.” 
Wanda can’t stop smiling.
“They’ll be finished soon enough. Then we’ll all get ready and go out; as long as you’re able to walk that is.” 
“Oh! We’re still going out?” 
“Of course...we don’t intend to keep you trapped in our bed.” Wanda replies, “unless you want to be...” 
You playfully shove her with a laugh.
“Where are we going?” You ask.
Wanda shrugs.
“Don’t know.” 
“You’re lying.” 
“I’m actually not. Carol and Nat won’t tell me either. Apparently I’m a walking spoiler. Or whatever that means.”
This time it’s your turn to tap her nose. 
“That is hilariously cute.” You say. “Do you really not know where we’re going?” 
“Nope. They don’t tell me about gifts either because I can’t keep them a secret.” 
You stretch and let out a loud groan. 
“What time are we going again?” You ask. 
“1. You’ve got about an hour until we need to go.” 
You pause to think before saying,
“I have two requests…” 
“Go on,” Wanda replies, interested. 
“Am I okay to have a shower before we go? I smell of…sex…” 
“Of course, kotenok.” she grins. “What is your next request?” 
“Can you carry me? I think my legs have turned to jelly.” 
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Pt.1 Pt.2 Pt.3 Pt.4 Pt.5 Pt.6 Pt.6.5 Pt.7 Pt.8 Pt.9 Pt.10 Pt.11 Pt.12 Pt.13 Pt.14
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levilxvr · 3 months
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You are a retarded lunatic who fantasize about Levi fucking you. A fictional character. Are you that undesirable. You probably are some ugly bitch who isn't liked by anyone. Don't bullshit me by telling me how you supposedly have a partner. I know you don't. If you do it makes you more demented. You homophobes who can't handle Levi rightfully taken it up the ass because you masterbate to the thought of him fuckin' you. Sorry to break your heart but he isn't real. Pathetic delusional cunt. Go waste your life doing something more worthwhile.
Firstly you literally sent the same message to someone else… sad that you’ve got no life and all you do is copy paste shit and spam it around.
I’m not gonna waste time on you but saying we’re delusional cunts is rather contradicting considering you’re the one going around hating on everyone who doesn’t ship what you do lol. We all know he’s not real- and if he isn’t then why are you being a baby about it? Sorry to say but looks like you’re the ugly bitch who isn’t liked by anyone😁 The fact that you didnt have the guts to say this off anon shows how much of a pussy you are.
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vexinglyvolatile · 1 year
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just realized. the two king salmonids we’ve seen so far have both been based somewhat around a special. cohozuna is splashdown spam and horrorboros is booyah bomb spam. now, normal bosses are often based around a special, and we haven’t really seen any repeats (i guess you could technically call slammin’ lid splashdown? but it’s more big bubbler. and steelhead is definitely not booyah bomb level intense.) this leads me to the conclusion: kraken salmonid king maybe??? or maybe nintendo just decides they really hate us and give us the flyfish 2: electric boogaloo, no idea how you’d make that worse but it would suck. maybe a bit like frye’s eels? there’s also more specials to consider, even repeats that i’m just gonna list off quick:
-super chump
-trizooka
-tristrike
-crab tank, OH FUCK CRAB TANK
-ink vac
-reefslider
-killer wail 5.1
-ultra stamp
-ink storm
-zipcaster
-wave breaker
-ink jet
-big bubbler
-tacticooler (anyone up for some soda-crazed glowflies salmonids? any takers?)
now obviously some of these have a lot more potential than others in king salmonid usage and some might just make it in as normal bosses but honestly seeing the trend (of all of two data points so far lol) in king salmonids i’m both very excited for what they come up with next and very afraid of future king salmonids. what do y’all think?
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jedi-luca · 2 years
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Avenger Lane Chapter Six part 1
SURPRISE MF lol I thought I would show some mercy, annnd there is a few surprises in here for you all tonight. MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE A/N AT THE END. ;) It's not very long.
Summary: You and your wife Quinn move your family outside of New York City to Avenger Lane; a small private suburbia. There you face your toughest obstacle of your marriage. Will your marriage with Quinn be strong enough when a certain redheaded beauty captures your attention? 
Parings: Quinn Fabray x G!P Reader / eventual Natasha x G!P Reader
Warnings: NOT PROOF READ also Drug use!
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Avenger Lane Chapter Six: Part 1 "Vogue"
“Sam Evans, what are you doing?” Kurt glared.
“Uhh, helping you by modeling these skirts for you.” 
“How are you going to help me by wearing it backwards!?” He yelled.
“Hey now, don’t yell at my baby cause your skirt is confusing.” Mercedes pointed at her best friend before walking over to Sam fixing his skirt for him.
“Sweetheart?” Blaine called out hesitantly
Kurt whipped around.
“Here, I brought your favorite.”
“Oh honey! Ugh you’re so sweet!” Kurts mood drastically changes from furious to sweet.
“He’s normally not as… stressed out.” You mutter to Natasha as you both change.
“Oh that’s normal in this business.” She winked over her shoulder as she took off her shirt. You inwardly gasped seeing a large bruise on her lower back.
“Whoa! Nat what the hell?” You ask now behind her placing your fingers on her lower back not even noticing the way she shivered.
“Oh that.” She muttered before pulling up her dress.
“Did Bruce hurt you?” Your steamed eyes ablaze with rage. 
“Oh no! No, no, no, no!” She turned around. 
You weren’t convinced and she could tell.
“Y/N, I promise Bruce didn’t hurt me. I promise.”
“Then how-“
“I’m in Krav Maga.”
Your brows furrowed. Noticing you weren’t convinced she took out her phone scrolling to a video of her and the blonde you recognize from her family photos sparing.
“Wow.” You chuckled seeing her sparing. “You’re a badass.”
“Believe me now?” She grinned, poking your stomach.
“Yes.” You chuckled as you placed your tie around your open collar.
“Zip me?” She says innocently.
“Sure.” You gulp, placing a palm on her hip as you slowly zip up the dress careful not to knick her. You never noticed how intimate something as simple as zipping up a dress could be. The glint of your wedding band glimmered under the light reminding you what it meant.
“You were so upset.” She teased you as she turned around, slapping your hands away from your tie.
“I'm sorry.” You gulp looking up avoiding her eyes.
“Don’t be. It’s sweet.” She smiled and brought your chin back towards the front. “It’s sort of nice to have someone want to fight for me even though I can do it myself.”
“I really wanted to kick his ass there for a minute.” You chuckled as she smiled, focusing on the tie.
“And why would you do that?” she questioned after fixing your tie.
“Because… you’re my friend and I care about you. I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you if I can help it.”
Emerald eyes snapped to yours. She was reading you and you let her. Before Natasha could get a word in, the photographer's assistant rushed in.
“Okay he’s ready for you both.”
“Oh me as well?” You furrowed your brows you already shot with the unholy trinity. You thought you were gonna model solo now.
“Yup.” She said before scurrying off.
“Y/N!” Kurt yelled.
You jolted in place hearing his frustration and you looked for an exit. 
“Come on.” Natasha rolls her eyes at you playfully.
“What!? No way! I don’t want to be yelled at like Spam.”
She huffed and dragged you out of the fitting room.
“There you are.” He sighs.
“Okay I’ll do a few shots of Natasha solo then with Y/N then solo Y/N.” The photographer announces towards you, Kurt, and Natasha.
“Natasha, let's start with you first.”
Her heels click as she walks towards the set.
“Kurt are you insane you’re gonna have me model with Nat? Quinn is going to kill both of us!” You hiss.
“You’re married.” Kurt huffed with a roll of his eyes.
“No shit Sherlock. Did you forget who I married.” You kinked your brow.
“Don’t tell me she still has jealousy issues.” Kurt furrowed his brows. He gasped when you made no attempt to correct him. “Wow, a decade and she’s still jealous? Blaine doesn’t even get jealous anymore!” He huffed.
“So then I don’t have too?”
“Psh, no you’re doing it. If she gets upset I’ll take care of it. The photographer wants you modeling with nearly everyone. Quinn left with Santana and Rach to grab something to eat since I didn’t have the time.”
“Y/N he’s ready for you.” The assistant popped up causing you both to jump.
You nodded before following her to the set.
“Alright first I want both of you by the window.” You walked over towards her.
The photographer Aaron walked over towards both of you, camera in hand.
“Fuck you both look scrumptious.” Aaron grinned. “So for this shot I want you both acting like this is your first and last night together. Got it?”
You both nod as he begins snapping photos.
You reach up with your left hand to caress her cheek.
“Yes Y/N look deep into those green eyes. Alright now go to bed.” He said.
Natasha took you by the tie leading you to the bed. 
“Ugh yes Natasha lead the puppy where you want her.”
“Did he just call me a puppy?” You ask her.
“Shh puppy’s don’t speak.” Natasha smirked, placing a finger on your lips, causing the photographer to laugh. You gulped before nervously letting out a chuckle.
She sits on the bed as if she’s going to lay down. Your tie is still in her hand.
“Why Y/N Y/L/N you’re blushing.” Natasha grinned
“Yesssss!” Aaron moaned snapping shots.
“I can’t help it. You smell nice and look nice and yeah.” You cleared your throat.
“Kiss her.” Aaron smirked at your shocked face.
“Wait what?”
“Kiss the girl!” He huffed, rolling his eyes at you. He cursed in French when his camera stopped working.
“I’ve… I’ve never kissed another woman… I mean I have, but not consensually on my part.”
“Well you don’t have to if you don’t want to.” Natasha said softly.
“Alright I’m back up and running.” The photographer Aaron announced.
“Why are we kissing again?” you asked.
“Cause it’s hot.” He scoffed.
“He wants to capture the suit, the dress and the lingerie set under the dress.” The assistant explained.
“Oh.” You say nodding.
“So now you understand why this must be sexy, yeah?” Aaron huffed.
Nodding you turn back towards the redhead who unbeknownst to you was having a bit of an internal melt down. On one hand she desperately wants to kiss you, and on the other she’s terrified that she’s going to want you to do it again.
“We don’t have to Y/N.” Natasha says softly, sensing you were nervous. 
You knew if you bowed out then Santana would get to take your place, and you just couldn’t have that. You knew she’d find a way to torment you about it. 
“I’m good.” You grinned. “What’s a kiss between two friends?” You shrugged playfully causing her to laugh.
The next few moments were a bit of a blur, but you remember thinking how green her eyes looked. It was like looking at a sea of pine trees. The moment your lips touched hers felt like your lips were on a cloud. You swore she sighed against you when you gripped her hips. Her hands laid against your abdomen slowly moving up your chest before slowly running up your shoulders to cup your face.
You don’t really remember the moment you both pulled away, but you remember feeling a pull to dive back in.
“Make it look like you’re ripping the dress off.” Aaron broke your trance.
“Do not rip that dress!” Kurt, snapped pointing at you.
“Fine.” Aaron sighed. “Natasha, go ahead and strip.” The photographer made sure to snap photos as the Russian beauty turned for you to unzip her dress. 
You gulped once again in the same position as earlier. You began pulling the zipper down and soon the dress was lying against the chaise, and Natasha was straddling your lap. Your arms wrapped around her looking up with her inches from your lips. She leaned down slowly, her nose touching yours when your lips met once again. Her body hummed against yours as you brought her closer.
Natasha’s fingers scratched at the back of your neck breathing you in as she kissed you. You suppressed a groan as she ever so gently rocked her hips back. You squeezed your eyes shut trying to think of the mailman, a trick Finn told you about back in highschool. 
“What in the fresh hell is this?!” You hear Quinn yell. “Get off of my wife!”
“Scandalous.” The photographer cackled, capturing everyone’s surprised face.
“Quinn, they're just modeling my line.” You hear Kurt huff.
“Why do they have to be all over each other making out to do it?” Quinn furrowed her brows gesturing to you.
“Sex sells Quinn you know that.” Your shoulders tensed up immediately hearing that familiar high pitched voice.
“What’s wrong?” Natasha asks, trying to control her heart beat, noticing your change in demeanor.
“Berry.” You grumbled.
“That’s her?” Natasha furrowed her brows. She was almost the complete opposite of you. You growled watching the short brunette place her hands on Quinn’s arms, calming her down.
“Short little hobbit like annoying piece of-“
“Y/N.” Natasha brings your attention back to her.
“Sorry.” You cleared your throat. “She just instantly makes me upset.”
“You two are good.” The assistant said walking over with two robes.
Natasha looks down at your arms still wrapped around her.
“Oh right.” You chuckled letting her go and helping her off your lap.
“You!” Quinn snapped, pointing at Natasha who merely raised her eyebrows. “You think I’m just gonna let you kiss my wife?” The blonde was now taking her earrings off. 
“Whoa Q calm down.” You say getting in front of her holding her back.
“And you! You just let her!” She slapped your chest before shoving you.
“Babe, it was for the photoshoot.” 
“Photoshoot my ass I bet the two of you couldn’t wait for this to happen!” She yelled glaring at you finger pointed.
“Okay… come on tubbers lets lower that blood pressure.” Santana muttered as she and Brittany dragged her outside.
“Well she was thoroughly upset.” Natasha raised her brow at you as you entered the dressing room to put your clothes on.
“Yeah, that seemed about right.” You sighed taking off your tie.
“Didn’t you kiss Brittany and Santana like an hour ago?” She huffed, as she changed into her clothes.
“Yup.” You sighed looking at the wall.
“Got it, so she just doesn’t like me nor trust me.” Natasha nodded with a rueful smile on her face. She honestly doesn’t blame Quinn, she does have a thing for you, but it’s just that! A thing! She understands you’re married.
“Nat-”
“It’s okay Y/N.”
“It’s not and don’t worry I’ll talk to her I promise. Onnnn another note, wanna come with all of us to dinner? My treat.” You smiled sweetly.
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Santana and Brittany used 3 edibles and a pen to calm Quinn down enough for her to see you and Natasha again with out trying to murder you both. 
“So Y/N, Q, We all got Finley’s invitations. What are our jobs for Finley’s birthday?” Santana asks.
“You didn’t tell me her birthday is so soon.” Natasha smiled. “She’s a summer baby?”
“Hmhm.” You grinned. “My little August baby.”
“Our August baby.” Quinn’s brow ticked. “I carried her for 9 months, and was in labor for 18 hours.”
“How could I forget when you throw it in my face constantly.” You rolled your eyes. 
“Well it seems sometimes I have to remind you since you like making out with other women.”
Before you can snap off Berry butts in.
“Okay guys please don’t fight again.” Rachel pleaded.
“Shut up Berry.” You hissed. “We aren’t fighting. This is between me and my wife.”
“Don’t tell her to shut up!” Quinn growled, nudging you.
The old glee clubbers awkwardly shifted in their seats as you and your wife bickered. 
“Do they get this way a lot?” Natasha found herself asking Blaine.
He sighed, shaking his head negatively. “No, they don’t… Although I have noticed they only get this way if Rachel is around, or… Sersi.” He opted out of saying Natasha’s name in fear of you kicking his ass.
“Anyway! We were talking about my God daughter and her birthday so let’s get back to that so we can spoil the shit out of her.” Santana huffed.
“Alright so Young Wild & Three is the theme.” You spoke up. “Figured jungle theme, bring in some exotic petting zoo animals, maybe get some fun booths going to win prizes, and the food could be simple sliders,-“
“Ooh! I can design the cake!” Sam beamed it took him a long time to figure out who he was outside of Lima. Outside of the halls of Mckinnley high. He was very supportive of Mercedes following her dream and while doing so found he loved to bake.
“Thanks Sam!” You grinned.
“Ooh one of the games could be ‘Swinging from the Threes’ we could make some monkey bars or an obstacle course?” Natasha chimed in.
“Maybe we can make a ball pit too.” You add on to her idea.
“We can’t forget karaoke!” Brittany added.
“I’ll bring my karaoke set.” Rachel nodded.
“I’ll bring the piñata. It’s my job as tia.” Santana shrugged.
“This party sounds fun.” Kurt mused before turning towards his husband. “We can not forget to wear the rain ponchos.”
“A rain poncho?” Natasha asked, turning towards the couple.
“Best way to keep your clothes clean around kids.” Kurt explained.
“Want us to bring you one?” Blaine asked, raising his large brows.
“No, that's okay.” Natasha chortled.
“Question.” Mike raised his hand. “Would this also technically be your housewarming party since none of us have been there yet?”
“Ohhh yes so I expect a gift for Fin and me- I mean for us.” Quinn smirked.
“Quinn.” You rolled your eyes.
“Your wedding gift was my housewarming gift, bitch.” Santana snorted, causing Quinn to roll her eyes.
“Y/N, I don’t know if this would help, but you can use my pool if you want? I’m sure the kids would love it.”
“Oh we don’t wanna put you out like that.” Quinn shook her head.
“Oh it’s no trouble at all. Y/N you could make a mini door on my fence-”
“I was joking about that.” You chuckled, earning an eye roll from Quinn.
“I know that!” She laughed. “But it actually makes sense now, and I bet Clint would let us borrow his slide.”
“You really don’t mind?” You furrowed your brows.
“Of course not.” She shrugged.
“Thanks Nat.” You grinned.
“When are my tio and tia coming into town?” Santana questioned.
“Couple of days.” You grin.
“Along with my mother which means we are cleaning.” Quinn muttered.
You internally screamed you did not like cleaning with Quinn.
“Aha! Sucker you gotta clean like a little bitch fool!” Santana laughed, punching your arm.
You glared rubbing your arm.
“Are you two related?” Natasha squinted looking at you and Santana.
“Nah, but our parents are like best friends.” Santana explains.
“Ohhh, I think it's really cool that all of you still keep in touch from Highschool.”
“It’s important we all stay connected.” Rachel smiled, squeezing your wife's hand. The blonde looked over, eyes glazed over, a lazy smile on her face. Natasha’s eyes flickered over to you, but you couldn’t move your eyes from their hands.
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As you all walked out onto the streets of New York City.  you out of habit took Quinn’s hand only for her to snatch it back.
“Don’t touch me.” She snapped, giving you a glare that would turn Medusa to stone.
“Qui-”
“No, I'm still pissed at you Y/N.” She grit before walking away from you. “Like I’m so upset with you I can’t even look at you right now!” 
“I’m sorry Y/N.” Natasha says, walking up next to you as you watch your wife speaking with Brittany and Rachel.
“It’s not your fault.”
“Yeah she’s just being… Quinn, but to be honest if a hottie like you was mackin’ on my wife I’d kick your ass too.” Santana interrupts laying her arms around both your shoulders.
“She can try.” Natasha shrugs.
Santana cackled letting her go before turning to you. “Don’t worry Q can stay with us tonight. I’ll talk with her tomorrow when we fix up the party favors and all that shit.”
You sighed nodding before the Latina walked away.
“Damn dude.” Mike's eyes widened. “Quinn has literally never changed.”
“Hey come on it was my fault-“
“Dude you did the same thing with Santana and Brit! She’s being unreasonable-“
“Mike!” You whined.
“Fine, fine, but she is.”
“Mike? Are you ready?” Tina smiled walking up.
“Yeah.” He cleared his throat.
“Bye Y/N.” She said, hailing a cab. “Nice meeting you Natasha.” 
“You as well.” Natasha smiles.
“Bye Tina!” You say before standing in front of Mike mouthing. ‘OH MY GOD!’
He quickly mouths back ‘I KNOW!’
“See you on Fin’s birthday?” He asks, pointing towards you as he walks backwards.
“Well, I am the father. So yeah. I’ll be there.” You furrow your brow condescendingly.
“That is, if Quinn doesn’t kick you out first.” He smirked as you flipped him off.
“Bye Nat it was great meeting you!” Mike waves getting in the cab.
“Likewise!” She laughs, shaking her head.
“Sooo it’s 10 PM and we’re in New York City. My wife is contemplating the idea of leaving me, and for a hobbit no less. Wanna get up to some shit?” You ask, turning towards Natasha with a smirk.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen this side of you…” Natasha smirks at the mischievous look on your face. “You’ve piqued my interest Y/L/N. I’m game.”
You grinned taking her hand before taking off on an adventure.
A/N: Thought I'd make it up to y'all by letting you guys decide what they get up too (within reason lol)! Let me know in the comments!!!
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defectivevillain · 1 year
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struck by your lightning, chii
reader’s pronouns: he/him
here’s chapter one [you’ll want to read this first, otherwise this part won’t make much sense]
as i mentioned in part one, this is a chat fic and the formatting was mostly made for ao3. it’s a lil wonky here, so here’s the ao3 version if you’d prefer to read that :)
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a lil recap of last chapter: you're assigned to work the red carpet at a national awards gala. there, you interview tons of celebrities, including kaminari! kaminari is super nice & you leave the event feeling exhausted, relieved, and satisfied all at once. you return home to take a light nap, only to wake up to a notification from your phone. it seems kaminari is texting you...? that's weird.
Direct Message
You: SKJNFIOE LK>BFGJSL B>GEJRHKR BLWUIFKGJ ER
Kaminari Denki: u good?
You: TOTALLY COMPLETELY FINE
Kaminari Denki: OKAY, GOOD ?
You: YEP…
You: 😶
Kaminari Denki: 😶 😶
You: sorry i didn’t believe you
You: i have to be careful with messages from unknown numbers…
You: well, you get it, i’m sure.
Kaminari Denki: ya i get it
You: also, i have something to say to you
Kaminari Denki: wassup
You: waffles are better fck u
Kaminari Denki: ur so wrong.
You: I AM ABSOTLEUYL NOT
Kaminari Denki: LMFAO YOU ABSOTLEUYL ARE
You: FUCK U
Kaminari Denki: 😘
You: hold on. hold onnnnnn.
You: how’d u get this number ??
You: pls don’t tell me my number is leaked
Kaminari Denki: nahhh it’s not leaked
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You have to breathe a sigh of relief at that. It’s not like you’re an important public figure or anything, but the thought of anyone having access to your phone number sends shivers down your spine. You already get enough spam calls.
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Kaminari Denki: i got ur number cuz…
Kaminari Denki: idol perks
You: you just asked my coworker, didn’t you
Kaminari Denki: yup
You: sigh…
Kaminari Denki: they told me that if i hurt you
Kaminari Denki: they’d murder me
You: gsjfdkheng3oaejk….
You: just give me a moment to scream
Kaminari Denki: …
You: ok im bck
Kaminari Denki: LOL dude ur good dw abt it 😭
Kaminari Denki: i thought it was kinda cute actually
You: unfortunately, they were dead fucking serious… they could kill a bitch
You: i wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve already killed someone, actually…
Kaminari Denki: well that’s comforting
You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You: also, congrats on the award !
Kaminari Denki: thx
Kaminari Denki: does this mean you’ll listen to my music now?
You: maybe
Kaminari Denki: hmph :/
You: why?
Kaminari Denki: why what?
You: idk. why do you care? it’s not like my listening will give you any money
Kaminari Denki: …
Kaminari Denki: cause ur cute and i like you?
You: what
Kaminari Denki: wha
You: what
Kaminari Denki: wha
You:
Kaminari Denki: welp i’m just gonna go then 🏃🏃🏃
You: no waittt
You: sorry, you just surprised me
Kaminari Denki: no one’s ever said that to you before?
You: well, i mean, yeah, but…
Kaminari Denki: who. when. where. why.
You: plssss
You: what album should i start on then
Kaminari Denki: lightning
You: oki
Kaminari Denki: tell me how u like it after ;0
You: okiii
You: alr i’m gonna go to bed
Kaminari Denki: gn (´。• ω •。`)
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Kaminari: it’s been a week are you alive
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You grimace at the notification displayed on your lock screen. Admittedly, you hadn’t meant to ignore him- time just slipped away from you. Guilt stews in your chest all the same.
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You: no i’m definitely not
Kaminari: sooo what’d ya think
You: oh SHIT that’s what i forgot to do
You: im so sorryyyyy the agency has been running me ragged 🙏
Kaminari: don’t apologize for doing ur job,, lol
Kaminari: what are they having you do?
You: whaleeee
You: before, i was more of a local reporter
You: but since the awards, i’ve actually been interviewing other celebrities and stuff
Kaminari: oh
You: it’s weird, tbh
Kaminari: ya a lot of music folks are pretty weird
You: says you
Kaminari: oi! i’m not weird 😡
You: im jk lolll
Kaminari: you know for a reporter you have awful grammar
You: well fck u2 then
Kaminari: :P
You: people keep recognizing me now,,, it’s weird
You: like literally a girl came up to me yesterday and was like “you interviewed kaminari!!”
Kaminari: oh shit lol
You: right?
You: other than that, i’ve been good
You: hbu? you’ve probably been busy
Kaminari: nah, not that much. just writing new music.
You: oh cool
You: speaking of music
You: i really liked your album
Kaminari: rly? u listened to it?
You: ofc i did!!!! it was cool
Kaminari Denki: what was ur fave song :P
You: probably shockwave!
You: it was very heartfelt
Kaminari: yeah… i wrote that one in the midst of a breakup
You: awe :(
You: at least it made a great song, haha
Kaminari Denki: yeah, that’s a good way to think about it actually
You: 😌
Kaminari Denki: so what other music do you listen to, then?
Kaminari Denki: besides mine, obviously
You: i listen to sero’s music sometimes
Kaminari Denki: skljehgeiroljhngejlrkshg
You: have you heard of him?
Kaminari Denki: …
Kaminari Denki: yes
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You:
You: r u good?
You: u got rly weird all of a sudden
Kaminari Denki: one sec, i need to kill a bitch
You: wut
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Direct Message
Kaminari: SERO I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU
Sero Brain Cells: I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO RIP YOUR POSTER
Sero Brain Cells: IT WAS AN ACCIDENTTTTTT
Kaminari: what
Sero Brain Cells: what
Kaminari: what poster.
Sero Brain Cells: ohshit💀
Kaminari: sero. what poster.
Sero Brain Cells: ur limited edition one….? ha…… ha……
Kaminari: wow i am literally going to kill you twice
Sero Brain Cells: NO PLS SPARE ME
Kaminari: and to think that wasn’t even what i was going to talk to you about
Kaminari: damn
Kaminari: ok. focus, kaminari.
Sero Brain Cells: i swear i’ll make it up to you bro
Kaminari: you will?
Sero Brain Cells: yes just ask for a favor. any favor and i’ll do it
Kaminari: perfect. stop making music forever.
Sero Brain Cells: okay
Kaminari: nice
Sero Brain Cells: great
Kaminari: perfect
Sero Brain Cells: wait WHAT THE FUCK
Kaminari: u heard me hoe
Sero Brain Cells: wtf crawled up ur ass dude
Kaminari: i asked my friend what kind of music he listens to and he said yours
Sero Brain Cells: holy shit ur talking to that reporter?
Kaminari: HOW IN THE HELL
Kaminari: LITERALLY HOW DID YOU KNOW
Sero Brain Cells: lmfaooo
Sero Brain Cells: kami, i know all of ur other friends. bc they’re also my friends.
Kaminari: sighhhhh
Sero Brain Cells: anyway. he listens to my music?
Kaminari: -_-
Sero Brain Cells: that’s cool tbh
Kaminari: -_-
Sero Brain Cells: give him my number, will u?
Kaminari: i despise you
Kaminari: why are we friends
Sero Brain Cells: because i’m sexy and hot and funny?
Kaminari:
Sero: <3 ?
Kaminari: … <3
Sero Brain Cells: and bc i make good music? ;)
Kaminari is offline.
Sero Brain Cells: damn 💀
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Direct Message
You: u good, dude…? it's been a few days…
Kaminari Denki: definitely… dude.
You: don’t kill sero, pls? I like his music :$
Kaminari Denki: oof
You: i’m messing with you
You: although i do actually like his music a lot
Kaminari Denki: staHp
You: but i like ur music more ;)
Kaminari Denki: DSNJKGLJSNJGFKSGJLS
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Direct Message
Kaminari Denki: oh!! also!!! i completely forgot- u left ur placard on the red carpet the other day
You: oh FUCKKKKKK MEEEEE
Kaminari Denki: i mean if you insist
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You:
Kaminari Denki: [placard.jpg]
[placard.jpg]: A picture of the ever-familiar placard that you had at the red carpet. The back is filled with your rampant scribblings and notes. It’s hardly legible once you really look at it. Upon closer investigation, there’s a note in glittery gold ink at the bottom with a cute doodle of a Pikachu. Evidently, that was Kaminari’s doing.  
You: AKSJHGSDJSHJKHJS THANK YOU FOR SAVING IT
You: omfg that would’ve been so bad if someone else had gotten ahold of it…
Kaminari Denki: yeah some of these notes are hilarious, dude
Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Ground Zero anything. Ever.”
You: NOOOOOO you weren’t supposed to see that
Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Shoto about his father,” is a rly good one actually
You: oh goddddd pls spare me
Kaminari Denki: dude it’s okay calm down
Kaminari Denki: do u want it back
You: yeah ig
You: wouldn’t want to leak industry secrets 🙄
You: since u have it… can u just mail it to me
Kaminari Denki: don’t have ur address
You: well i’ll just give it to you then, dude
Kaminari Denki: i don’t have postal
You: wut 😶
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Direct Message
Kaminari: DUDE HELP MEEEEE
Kaminari: SOS SOS SO FUCKING S
Sero Brain Cells: what’d u do this time
Kaminari: so yk how the cuteass reporter dropped his placard and i picked it up
Sero Brain Cells: u did??? dawg ur whipped 💀
Kaminari: THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT
Kaminari: but anyway i texted him abt it today and he said i could just mail it to him
Kaminari: but!! i was hoping to see him again and obv i didn’t want that to happen
Sero Brain Cells: and????
Kaminari: and… [textconvo.screenshot]
Sero Brain Cells: oh i know you did nottttt
Kaminari: I PANICKED AND SAID I DIDN’T HAVE POSTAL
Sero Brain Cells: yeah,,,, i can see that…..
Kaminari: I'M SO DONE
Sero Brain Cells: dude no ur not
Kaminari: wut
Sero Brain Cells: this is ur chance!!!!!! u can get him to hang out w u by offering to give him the placard thingy
Kaminari: have i ever told u that ur a genius
Sero Brain Cells: not enough, evidently
Kaminari: WELL UR A GENIUS
Kaminari is offline.
Sero Brain Cells: well, ty
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Direct Message
Kaminari Denki: oi i have an idea
You: what’s up
Kaminari Denki: abt the placard
You: yes?
Kaminari Denki: ur agency’s near that one cafe right
You: espressobeanz? yes
Kaminari Denki: i can meet u there tmrw
You: um what
Kaminari Denki: ?
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You: wait what
Kaminari Denki: what?
You: idk, just… don’t you have more important things to do
Kaminari Denki: not rly
You: ok…
Kaminari Denki: plus i wanna hang out :(
You: ohhhh oki
You: wait holup holdup
You: the cafe is kinda public… r u gonna be ok
Kaminari Denki: why wouldn’t i be
You: idk don’t you get mobbed in public whenever people recognize you
Kaminari Denki: i mean yeah but it’s fine
You: u sure?
Kaminari Denki: yep!
You: okiii sounds like a plan then
Kaminari Denki: cool
You: i get off work at 3pm so let’s just meet then?
Kaminari Denki: 👍
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Direct Message
Kaminari: omfg sero ur forgiven for ripping my poster
Sero Brain Cells: HOORAY
Kaminari: im meeting w him tomorrow Ψ(`_´ # )↝
Sero Brain Cells: niiiiice!!
Kaminari: i'm so scared
Sero Brain Cells: what why
Kaminari: i'm scaredddd
Sero Brain Cells: okay okay don’t freak out
Sero Brain Cells: have you picked out an outfit?
Kaminari: nope
Sero Brain Cells: okay so here’s what we’ll do. I’ll meet u at ur place tn and i’ll help u pick out something to wear
Kaminari: and i’ll order food
Sero Brain Cells: YES NOW U GET IT
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You throw your phone on the couch and bury your head in your hands. Your heart is racing at the thought of seeing Kaminari again. You have to pause and take a deep breath to calm yourself down. Thankfully, you have the rest of today to spend freaking about and picking out ten different outfits that you’ll never wear.
As for right now, though… It’s time to distract yourself. You pull up a Youtube video and resolutely pretend not to think about your date tomorrow.  
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thx for reading <33333
tagging: @tejas-kris​ and @felmierr​ :0 
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magicalenbypussy · 2 months
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I’ll make a pinned post eventually, until then pls read my bio :)
Hii! Welcome to my horny, shit posting side blog!! I follow from my (autistic but very entertaining) main: @areallygayemo
I’m horrible with tags and I’m into some depraved shit that might not be tagged so proceed with caution if you so choose (I’m making a list soon, I promise)
Idk y’all, I’m just really gay and really horny and if you don’t vibe with it then don’t interact
if i spammed your blog i probably wanna be friends or think you’re hot (or both!!)
my DMs are open if you can deal with the fact that I’m v shy and awkward. I’m more than likely gonna be way too scared to message anyone first and i’m super oblivious, throwing that one out there lol
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seraphicalsuccubus · 3 months
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Would you ever add anyone on here on Battle.net? I’d like to play WoW with you even if it’s just casually leveling alts together or something because I’m afraid of raiding and stuff lol 👉🏻👈🏻
go for it, I have a few people from here on there already!
my b.net is Gothicc#1445 lol.
I do play on the North American region servers though, so I don’t think I can play with EU players and whatnot, but you can still add me to chat on there if you play in a different region!
and I’m always down to level alts, I have healers in almost every bracket on both factions or we could start something from scratch! however, if you play with me, I am gonna drag your ass through battlegrounds to help level us because I just love PvP and questing bores me after a while so I can only do so many quests and spam dungeons for a short period before I want to rip my hair out and go back to PvP, lmao
and if you’re ever interested in trying to raid eventually, Amirdrassil really isn’t THAT bad!!!! it’s pretty mindless, especially on LFR and normal. still trying to finish pugging a heroic group because every group falls apart at fucking Larodar due to other healers not knowing goddamn mechanics and no one doing the seed to clear the flame patches and shit, so I’m only 9/9N and 3/9H currently lol, but I’d help ya out with normal and LFR if you showed an interest 🖤
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cyncerity · 4 months
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hi everyone! little bit of an update!!
to those of you waiting for the next part in the store shifter au: it’s almost done, i swear.
the rest of this is a lengthy explanation cause y’all know me, i can’t write something short. tldr will be bolded at the bottom if you don’t wanna read all this.
i wanna explain something real quick: in my early years of middle school, i was into creepypasta, which pipelined into Marble Hornets, which pipelined into a ton of other slenderverse series. If you don’t know what that is, it’s an ARG with an emphasis on characters being stalked or hunted by Slenderman. All of them are really really good in their own way and do interesting things with not only Slendy, but adding their own new big bad’s and lore and i’d highly recommend watching one if you haven’t yet. (i may make a separate post about which you should watch based on what kind of content you most enjoy cause i really want to indoctrinate more people into this)
My favorite slenderverse at the time had a very big emphasis on early November, specifically November 11th. So i started to have a little tradition of watching those videos every November 11th even after the hyperfixation had faded just for a bit of nostalgia.
Fast forward to now- it has snowballed to the point where every year for over half a decade now, November 11th rolls around and I am thrown violently headfirst back into my slenderverse phase. I cannot control it. I’ll be like “ok this year i’ll be normal about it, after this long, surely watching one video won’t spiral me again” and it always fucking does. No other hyperfixation i’ve ever had has functioned on a calendar cycle so idk wtf this is. This is the 6th year of this. I cannot escape.
So yeah, per how it’s been since middle school, November-January my main hyperfixation will be slenderverse. It could be shorter, it could be longer, but that’s the general pattern i’ve noticed over the years. After that i’ll pretty much be back to normal.
Don’t get me wrong, i’m not taking a 3 month hiatus or anything. I promise i will do my best to get the store shifter au part out before fucking 2024. But if you’ve sent me an ask recently and i’ve ignored it, i’m genuinely so sorry, but i can’t force myself to work on new stuff right now when mcyt g/t isn’t my main interest. I’ll do my best to get to it eventually when the hyperfixation comes back a bit more, i do read and process and think about every single ask i receive and it always makes my day when i get a new ask, but yeah. For the next few months i’m probably only gonna be working on and posting stuff that’s been in the works, are from asks that we’re given to me like a year ago and already have wips in progress to answer them, or art that i just haven’t given you yet.
on the other hand, if you’re reading this and you like creepypasta or slenderverse stuff, i’ve created what i think is literally my 5th fucking blog! @cynningly <-i’ve been spamming this for like 4 days cause i refuse to be normal about slenderverse stuff, but follow there if you want horror stuff and so far just a bunch of really shitty edits of internet arg sexyman villains. Also yes all of my blogs have to have “cyn” in the name somewhere, that’s how you can tell it’s me lmao
tldr:
my hyperfixations switched up again, im really into slenderverse (slenderman-centric args) at the moment and likely will be till January. This is a cycle that’s been going on for years now. made an alt for it -> @cynningly
I will still be working to post mcyt g/t stuff, but only stuff that’s a wip or has been in the works for a while. to anyone who has sent an ask recently: sorry, but i can’t take on making new stuff when my focus isn’t purely on mcyt rn. I will do my best to get to it eventually and if you’re one of the people who’s sent a story request or ask recently i truly, truly appreciate it. y’all make my day. but, yeah, that’s what’s going on with me lol
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elsweetheart · 1 year
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Hey homie is love ur writing but I don’t want to accidentally request some thing not allowed so do you have any rules?? 🫶🏼 
hey! oops i totally forgot to write a rules list thing so here it is, i’ll have it linked on my pinned too so it’s easily accessible from now on. i may add to it over time 💕
kitties rules 🎀
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general rules
no hate, bigotry, or bashing what / how i write. this should go without saying.
do not spam my ask box if i haven’t answered your request. i’m either getting round to it, i don’t have inspiration for it, or i don’t like it. additionally, if i do not like your request i will just delete it. nothing against you, but i do not have to feel pressured on my own blog.
eating disorder accounts DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME. i have to click most profiles to check if there’s an age or some kind of idea of age on your page and i find that content triggering and shouldn’t have to see it. do not follow, do not like, do not reblog.
i am happy to talk to anyone and give out advice, however please do not bring me any super heavy / trauma related rants. tumblr writers are not therapists. i sympathise with you but i must set a boundary and i cannot help you.
only claim an emoji anon if you’re actually going to send me asks! the amount of times someone asks to claim an emoji for their anons but then never message me again has just gotten too much sadly. additionally, please don’t just send ‘can i claim *insert emoji* anon?’ you can claim it if you say something else or converse with me in the ask for the reasons above !!
do not slander pillow princesses / stone tops.
no abby bashing on my page. block my abby tag, or leave. i really don’t care! just don’t bring it here.
no drama, gossiping about other blogs, or comparing my writing to another writers. i’m not that kinda blog and i’m not entertaining rudeness. unless of course, you are making me aware of another writer stealing / being overtly problematic so that i can quietly unfollow etc.
do not bash my interpretations of the characters i write for. whilst you might not agree, as i could make tweaks to what is canonically true about them (e.g: the version of ellie i write for is 5’7) these are my personal interpretations and headcanons which are not up for argument.
do not repost my work, do not translate my work, and please do not copy my writing and just tweak it so it’s for another character. especially if it’s just another tlou character because more times than not i will see it and i find it kind of disrespectful.
if you don’t have your age in your bio, i’m not writing your request or even replying to you. simple as that, i’ve asked you to respect my rules so if you don’t i’m not writing for you!
please be kind to me! i love how enthusiastic you all are but please remember to be polite as i am a person and not a writing machine. if you’d like to request something in my ask box, please do not say something like “i need more ____ now!!” as i will probably just delete it unfortunately!
additionally to this, if i say i’m not writing a part 2 to a fic, most of the time i’m going to stick by that. i appreciate you enjoyed the first one a lot, and i don’t wanna sound mean — but begging me to write a part 2 when i already said no is just gonna irritate me. sorry!
writing rules (tw)
i will not write about:
men, this is a safe space for wlw / nblw
sexual assault / r*pe. again, this is a safe space.
additional to this i will not write cnc. not bashing anyone who’s into it, but i am uncomfortable with it.
self harm / suicide
i will not write for reader with a mental illness / disability that i do not have. i have adhd, so i am happy to write for adhd reader but that is all. i want everyone to feel included and validated of course but i am scared of including stereotypes / misinformation and doing more harm than good! also i just don’t know how to write it lol! i don’t really want to write for body issues / insecurities for the most part either.
ddlg / age play. i am comfortable to write daddy/mommy but not as an entire lifestyle.
i don’t write a whole lot of angst with no resolution / happy ending. absolutely no hate to people who write that, i just get sad easily and don’t want to put myself through that lol!
i don’t write dom!reader im sorry! there are lots of fantastic, talented blogs out there that do but as i am a submissive pillow princess i wouldn’t even know where to begin and writing it just wouldn’t be pleasurable for me!
i will add to this list, but basically if i am not comfortable writing something i just will not!
let’s all just have safe respectful fun ! 💕
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heda-heather · 2 months
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Different anon but people are too quick to say josh and karlie are gay, and we really don’t know, they seem pretty legit And karlie might be bisex u know
lol I’m prettyyyy sure the same person is spamming me but okay. Anons are funny, anyway.
In reality, I don’t know anyone’s sexual orientation. But I have my theories. And I have my gaydar. And it’s okay if you don’t agree with me.
But I’m gay. And I like laughing about gay things. And I like chatting about gay things. So I’m gonna post about gay things.
Blessed be the fruity 🙏
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florenceaxel · 6 months
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💜💜💜Hello!!!💜💜💜
~Welcome to my blog!~
I know I post some childish stuff, but there’s some mature stuff on here as well, stay safe!
I don’t know if anyone will ever read this or how you even got here, but I hope you have a good time!
Stuff I Love
Purple | My Cat | Music | Singing | Art | Random, cute funny, or wholesome stuff. | Fun Facts
Currently, Star Trek and Good Omens stuff is a good chunk of what you’ll encounter here, and you’ll also see a lot of rando art and other things floating around.
~I like a lot of things :3~
~Things To Keep In Mind While You’re Here~
I vent, but I usually only put that in tags, or under a read more.
(Think I’m gonna try not to do it in tags as much anymore cuz that’s kinda a lot lol. Home life’s rough, and am severely unwell.)
Reblogs do not represent the way I’ll feel about something forever and ever. If I’m doing something hurtful I’d rather people just tell me about it than assume one thing they saw is the entire way I feel about something.
The last thing I wanna do is hurt anyone!
As the bio says it’s a spam blog!
I reblog stuff when I’m anxious and it turns out that’s like almost all of the time. (I think I’m addicted???Sincerely sorry to the the people I follow. 😫)
If you don’t jive with something then scroll.
As much as I’d like to too, micromanaging everyone I see on the internets reactions to me or the things I like isn’t possible, and I don’t want anybody to lose sleep over silly, venty, or dumb posts. (@me)
I will not tolerate terfs, homophobes, sexists, or hate directed at any group that isn’t harming anybody.
Aside from being just plain rude. I’ve always found that kind of embarrassing? Why would you get mad at somebody who isn’t harming anyone? Don’t you have anything better to do?
Anyway, please be kind.
Y’all we don’t know what’s going on in someone else’s brain when we talk in person. Why do we think we understand what a person’s saying when its on these hell devices? (@me again😭😭😭)
Have a wonderful day!!!
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monstersandmaw · 2 years
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hey! I was wondering if you have any advice at getting stories out there? I’ve started a sideblog to practice some writing and I’d love to get some engagement - I’m not even sure if my posts are showing in the tags I’ve used :/
Ooof, it's rough starting out when no one knows your blog name and you have no idea if your stuff is being seen or if it just hasn't found its audience yet. Hang on in there, Anon!
I'd say maybe have a few stories ready to go, and if you've already posted them, create a masterlist immediately before you lose track of where your stories are (searching for stuff on Tumblr is a lost cause), even if it's only got a few things on it to start with. That way if someone does find your work, they can find more of it immediately. Link it at the bottom of every story too, and on your blog.
Make sure your grammar and formatting is as tight as you can get it. People know quality writing when they come across it, and if it's well written and edited, they're more likely to stay than if it's full of goofy paragraphing, typos, and has a jokey 'lol un-edited' at the start (I'm exaggerating for effect, but I have actually noped out of stuff on AO3 after reading that in the author's notes at the start. If the author doesn't care, why should the reader?).
Speaking of AO3, if you have an account on there, so long as you're not taking money for your writing on here, you can also link to Tumblr from AO3 (if you don't know how to code a link, google it, it's really simple - even I can do it!!) and if people don't have to copy paste a URL, they're probably gonna check it out if they use Tumblr too. Same for other socials - link back to here. Use the audience you may already have somewhere else, but don't spam them.
Interact as your blog's name so that people see your name around the place, because tags suck. (I don't follow any tags, I only follow people, so I'll very rarely come across something 'out in the wild'.) Since you're a sideblog, you can always go anon and then sign off your ask as your sideblog's name.
Be patient. It sucks, but don't expect to get hundreds of notes overnight.
Open your blog to all the prompts and challenges that you're comfortable with. Don't burn yourself out, but if people can engage with you and if they get something out of it too, then they're more likely to reblog your work. That's what I did at the start - I just got people to send me prompts for free stories and I wrote for free, for *exposure*, you might say. (Don't write anything you're not comfortable with, obviously, but be open to new challenges and writing things you maybe hadn't thought of).
Participate in fandom challenges if it's fandom you write for, and look for other writing challenges or events. That can help build a sense of community and might bring you an audience that way.
If you're in a server with people whose opinions you trust, share your work on Discord and maybe ask them for feedback and/or reblogs if they're on Tumblr. Only if you're comfortable with that.
At the end of the day, remember why you're writing though. Notes and responses aren't the be all and end all of creating. Create stuff first because you enjoy creating it, and then share it because you want to share it. Don't give up or get disheartened if you don't get much traffic for a long time, and just keep on sharing anyway. That way, when people do find you, they've got a good backlog to go through as well!
If anyone has any more advice to add to this, please feel free to stick it in the notes!
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cosmicjoke · 8 months
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That person that keeps sending you asks slandering Levi’s character and calling him selfish has been all over twitter this past week too. They’ve been going to every Levi stans profiles to spam their cc’s with the same exact stuff you’ve been getting. It’s honestly just pathetic and just shows how insecure they are about the characters they like. Levi clearly lives in their head rent free 💚 Anyways, I’m sorry they are doing the same thing to you and I hope they’re not getting to you too much!
Wow, haha. Well, I'm not surprised. Like you said, that really is pathetic, and Levi's living in their head rent free. I think you have to be a special brand of loser to go around harassing people over things they like. Like, damn, keep it to yourself or your own blog or profile. Even then, it seems pitiful. But to actively seek out fan blogs just to harass someone over it is especially lame. Anyway, thanks for your support! I really appreciate it! I just get irritated sometimes when they flood my inbox. The outright haters are easy to deal with, but the ones that keep asking these passive aggressive questions, claiming to be Levi fans but then implying negative shit about his character annoy me to no end, lol. But I'm just gonna' start blocking and reporting anyone from now on.
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