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Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)
Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson
black hair? check ✅
jewish? check ✅
richer than god? check ✅
gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅
loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅
im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich
like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.
Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#yes i know its a joke. its only funny in moderation#its also a shit joke#dpxdc vent#this doesnt mean anything i was just getting this off my chest. dont come @ me about it being a joke#i will only repeat what i said: its a shit joke and i dont care#it should be said#also knowing butch hartman and his love for all things superhero i wouldnt be surprised if sam is genuinely meant to be a caricature of#bruce wayne. considering how a lot of other DP things are inspired of the DCU and MCU. Freakshow. the reality gauntlet. danny is reminiscen#of spiderman#like think about it: she's jewish. she's gothic. she's loudly an activist. she's the top athlete in her grade. she's incredibly rich.#she's slightly emotionally constipated. she might actually be supposed to be a caricature of bruce wayne
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inverness here they come!!!!
#ignoring canon. does everyone know that esther forces her way back into his life even in a world where they don't have to meet#and then they just ditch london and live an oddly quiet life until the end of the war in scotland. they told me that.#more than anything in the world i am always thinking of the incredible force that these two are and how determined they are to survive#please see: esther genuinely trying to shoot him (makes me laugh everytime i see it) and the way karl blends himself into every scenario#not above lying not above running away just trying to get by. 'i treat others the way they treat me'. distrustful by default#and finally the only reason these two stop kicking and clawing is the budding family they accidentally form#AND THEN THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF EP4 HAPPENS.#ep8 gives me a semblance of peace. theyre in inverness to ME.#i do also rly adore their twin rbf. at any given moment they look as though theyre chatting shit (they are)#AND the gun thing is so funny. the gun fails and instead of giving up esther just tries to shoot him again LLOOOLLLL#no thoughts towards the consequences and with no experience with guns as well. she's literally goated#jacob fortune lloyd's interview on this and his thoughts on their relationship also makes me a tiny bit sick so .#anyways. WATCH BODIES#karl weissman#esther jankovsky#bodies netflix#my art#bodies 2023
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Franziska showing off her physical prowess feat. her very willing assistant (girlfriend) Maya
#'miles edgeworth your scrawny musculature pales in comparison to my strength!'#my art#art stuff#ace attorney#i keep looking at it and laughing uncontrollably#its so stupid but so funny. 2 me#maya fey#franziska von karma#miles edgeworth#franmaya#for those of you wondering: that pose is incredibly hard to hold without any support and requires a LOT of core/leg strength#so it is genuinely impressive she can do this.#also even though the arm looks kinda short uhhh...something something foreshortening
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Please do not ask someone what their worst tic is as a conversation starter holy shit
#took an incredible amount of willpower to not give her a super sassy and mean response#like miss what do you want me to do. traumadump about the tic that got an ambulance called#traumadump about the tic they tried to expell me from school for#traumadump about the one that gave me a concussion#traumadump about the one thats put holes in all the walls of my parents house#like it is a genuine disability. i think she asked that expecting a funny response of some sort#cant be mean to her about it bc ik she doesnt understand and most people domt understand#but still like#if you want to hear something funny from me i have some great stories and corny jokes#but having tourettes isnt fun for me
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bulma date a guy who isn't homeless challenge
#dragon ball#bulma#genuinely it is incredibly funny to me that both bulma's love interests are homeless criminals#the difference is that yamcha was a dude who lived in the desert and robbed people and vegeta was a space terrorist whose planet blew up#she literally went ''nah not deranged enough he needs to have rabies''
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Every time Mario is visibly concerned/worried about Luigi in the trailers/TV spots/sneak peeks/etc shown so far.
#mario movie#mario movie spoilers#super mario bros movie#super mario bros#super mario bros movie spoilers#cherrysip edits#LOOK...this is not a very good gifset#i am working with tiktok videos and recordings of television screens here haha#BUT!!! i couldn't get the idea out of my head of compiling all of this and i spent so much time on these gifs that now i HAVE to post them#also i know the text could look better but i am not very good at that yet please be gentle with me!!!#a couple more caveats: i may have forgotten something and also the context of these clips could very well be misleading#these are basically scenes where the trailers/tv spots make it APPEAR as though mario is reacting about luigi but i could be wrong#with all of that out of the way: LOOK AT THIS MAN. THIS SAD WORRIED VERY SMALL MAN. GIVE HIM HIS BROTHER BACK#like many people i was also worried when it became clear that mario and luigi were going to spend a lot of this movie apart#and i'm sure there will be stretches of time where mario is caught up in the adventure#but just the fact that luigi seems VERY front of mind for mario throughout hurts my feeble little heart#he isn't going to stop he's going to do whatever it takes until his little brother is safe and back beside him#(also: i hadn't seen that 'this guy's brother is going to DIE' clip in a long time and the FACE JOURNEY that mario goes on there continues#to be SO incredible and funny. he genuinely looks very pissed off at toad after the initial shock wears off. AND I WONDER WHY)#(especially now that we know this is the second time toad makes a comment about his brother dying and/or being lost forever!!!)#(MARIO WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T!!!!!)
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in a hilarious turn of events my flatmate didn't even know I use any pronouns....
#i thought when she was talking abt how her parents thought i was gonna come out as trans and kept checking my name/pronouns-#that the joke was that im ALREADY trans but in ways they dont know abt.... but nope she genuinely didnt know 🤭#to be fair. i dont rly let anyone in on my gender business unless we're close enough to be dating or its an anonymous online space#like im legally cis and thats fine. idc abt ppl using my name + she/her bc thats not my gender identity its just AN identity that i use-#to navigate the world without ppl being fucking nosy bc i pass as + am sociopolitically treated as a woman (if butch lol)#to ppl who are friends ill joke that my gender is dyke (true) and to friends whose gender falls on a similar spectrum-#or who are transmasc ill talk a little more honestly abt it bc theyre usually able to understand better than anyone else#other butch dykes w a weird gender going on are the only motherfuckers who actually Get It but theyre hard to come by tbh#to be frank i dont fucking know whats going on w my gender. and i dont rly care enough to do the introspection to figure it out rn#i have so many other problems in my life and im lucky that most of my beef w gender can be solved by presenting butch + binding#and using any pronouns around other queer ppl. its actually incredibly funny to me when ppl she/her me bc its like tch. this chump hasnt#unlocked my level of gender yet. pronouns and names in general are so far disconnected from the way i exist in the world...#its just smth thats fun for me to play around with + makes me feel weird sometimes but in ways i havent distilled yet yknow#and this has been my approach to gender for like?? 4-5 years now??? and likely will continue to be for a long while..#anyway. its not actually that surprising my flatmate doesnt know bc shes cis so ive never felt compelled to have a deeper conversation#abt gender with her. but also i could sweeaaar its been mentioned bc almost all our other friends are trans lol#and also ive been introducing myself at queer sports socials w any pronouns and i swear i talked abt that w her..... whatever#and my pronouns are on discord and shes def seen my tumblr before but maybe i didnt have them in my bio at the time... i digress#i kind of prefer cis ppl she/hering me tbh. theyre not able to they them or he him or whatever else me in a way that matters.....#altho i do find it fascinating when she or other ppl elect to use neutral or masculine terms for me. raising an eyebrow and taking notes#like when she got a job and joked abt me being her househusband.. pulling up the fem/masc tally chart and chalking a line up#a la nona the ninth.... ive been trying to figure out whos inhabiting this body my entire fucking life with no luck girl#ANYWAY just smth to think abt. im so tired i think my brain is gonna start seeping out my eyeballs#im gonna watch some more pluto and read and then -> 🛌#another 6:30 start tomorrow woohoo#.diaries#zzzzz
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controversial take i dont think egor was into wenjie like that. its a lot funnier to imagine he's deluded himself into thinking she has repressed feelings for Him and hes sparing her heart somehow by acting like that.
#i think he thinks of her like a powerful and dangerous horse that no one can tame or befriend and he is a sensitive gentle horsegirl#<- deranged sentence. does this make sense#their friendship???? is that what it is?? whatever. it is incredibly funny to me#idk. still gotta get that misogyny in there somewhere but i think its objectively funnier if he genuinely is well intentioned
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made my first dnd character ever and she's a total cunt and i love her
#her name is kaia she's a half-elf bard btw. if u even care#the DM came up with a backstory with me bc i CANNOT invent shit on the spot so i basically let him take the wheel#which im not mad about bc it's my first campaign and i was nervous and im still Weird about anything writing-related in front of others#so i kind of accepted that me just being open about my own ideas wasn't gonna happen anytime soon and will take time#and he was really good about it like didn't give me shit for not contributing he just on the fly came up with a whole ass backstory#i love being around writers it was genuinely very beautiful to watch BUT it's also very funny the backstory he came up with#bc now kaia by chance has an absent father and an incredibly close but complex relationship with her mother#and she expresses all of her emotions and anger and hurt towards these things and other experiences through her art form (music)#like? lol. lmao even. like why did he come up with that backstory SPECIFICALLY im giggling#hella goes to uni#it's our first session tonight im very excited <3
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also going to say something that shouldnt be controversial but probably is a bit anyways: fiona/scourge is NOT girlboss x malewife and i will die on this hill. you are watering down interesting characters and interesting dynamics to fit neatly into bland cardboard #feminist boxes that they Do Not Fit Into. look. look at me. look me in the eyes. this is simultaneously girlloser x boyloser and also girlboss x boyboss. understand this.
#archie sonic#in what world is scourge a malewife. none. none not a single one#and its INCREDIBLY important you understand that fiona is a girlloser also#by making her just a girlboss you are making her bland and uninteresting and STALE#like. look. i know that for some of you the only way you can stomach a m/f ship is if its hashtag girlboss x malewife#and if you like an m/f ship that doesnt neatly fit into that you pretend its that anyways#but . come on. lets do better. please#i would apologize but actually i cant even bring myself to be sorry this is such a boring and reductive view of the characters#and it makes me sad. come on we could be doing so much funny & genuinely interesting stuff here and you have all failed me#well. such is fanon
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Ben Starr is genuinely one of the kindest VA's I've met, he was a delight to talk to and nerd out over final fantasy with.
#I'm so happy i was able to get out everything i wanted to say and he's just so unbelievably funny#i genuinely hope he enjoys this con#it was a delight having him at AMKE and it was great catching his panel and being able to meet him#hands down one of the sweetest guys#he's incredibly silly and we love that#Clive as a character means so much to me so it was wonderful to be able to chat with the guy who brought him to life and voiced him#nyx talks : cons#amke 2024#ben starr#clive rosfield#also the print he signed is just BEAUTIFUL and the fact the quote he chose is one i absolutely love I'm just!!!#that post con depression already hitting and i just got home (it's been two hours since i left 😭✌️)
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i want to analyze people who write RPF x readers of elv*s pr*sley
#this is an incredibly funny matter. to me#like. Listen#elv*s?????????????#i found them here on tumblr on totally unrelated tags and now i am invested#i enjoy looking at them from afar and seeing the insanity they're up to. my stomach genuinely hurts from laughing#no jodan o sea cantaba bien o como sea pero. ese wey??????
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Honestly though saying (or implying) that vocaloid or vocal synths in general "devalues the human voice" is SUCH an incredibly shit take for SO many reasons.
Like yeah Saki Fujita getting so many other roles in voice acting because of her contribution to Hatsune Miku (the anime cameos and stuff are usually done with her original voice, them modified to be robotic) is a bit of an outlier when most other vocaloid and sythns don't have that influence.
You can even sort of wave off the dozens upon dozens of people who go for realistic tuning- like whenever a synth has any sort of clarity, there are like five people commenting about how real they sound. Clearly people do still care about human sounding vocals, because they go nuts over realistic vtuning.
There are many different aspects of vocaloid that use human voices, too- from Set It Off's duet "Why Do I?", human rap artists using Miku's vocals as background, and the entire CONCEPT of Project Sekai which releases AND COMMISSIONS songs for vocal synths and real people.
But the sheer number of vocaloid producers who use their own vocals as back up (MikitoP, PinoochioP, and I believe Kira off the top of my head), the number of producers who can sing and/or do self covers (again Kira, GIGA, Ayase, Teniwoha, syudou and so many more), and the amount of vocal producers who have gone forward with legit musical careers after working with vocaloid (Kenshi Yonezu, most notably, who did work for years under the alias Hachi)
I mean, hell. There are vocaloid producers who go on to become vocaloid vocals themselves- like nostraightanswer, the vocal provider for DEX, who has made both vocaloid and original songs. Some even duets.
That's not even including creators like JubyPhonic, Rachie, Will Stenson, Lollia, Octavia, Razzy and Co., and SO many other HUMAN cover artists who gained following or honed their skills on none other than vocaloid covers. (And that's just a handful of English Cover artists, not like Sati Akura a Russian cover artist or Ado who has commissioned songs from vocaloid artists)
It's also not including UTAUites who input their own voices to use for covers.
"Devalues the human voice" is such blatant bs. They ARE human voices. They are OUR voices. "You'd think by now that we would have learned, behind every piece if art is a human to be heard." (- CircusP, 'Better Off Worse')
#and another thing#about bad faith interpretations#'it isn't that creative'#is just astronomically funny to me#because oh yeah I forgot how Detrimental (Maki ft. Big Al) sounds EXACTLY like Afraid Of Everything (Luka) and Better Off Worse (vFlower)#and Misery Loves Company (DEX) which are all by the same creator Circus-P#Usseewa sounds EXACTLY like Idiot and Cute Girlfriend (sydou)#Piece Of Art sounds exactly like Machine Gun and Games and Boom! Boom! Boom! (Kira)#hell even producers like DECO and wowaka who have styles that they tend to follow still sound differeng#Rollin Girl. Unknown Mother Goose. Two Faced Lovers- they're all distinct songa#Animal. Cinderella. Vampire. Zombies. and other DECO songs from the same line are still all uniquely different#hell 'no creativity'?#say that to (Not) A Devil where Miku duets HERSELF in the tuning style of two different producers (DECO*27 and Pinocchio P)#the people making duet covers with UTAU and VSythn Teto#vocaloid has always been a haven for creatives#for the artists who draw. the designers who make outfits. tuners. lyricists. MV makers. cover artists.#I'd say there's never been a more cohesively creative community#which is a little biased but genuinely#there's such an incredible outreach from the community as it grows#as it has grown
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how can I have so many ideas but also NO IDEAS
#I’m back in my hating music phase sorry#it’s just so incredibly frustrating the concept is 100% but I literally cannot come up with anything#I’ve been putting off trying so I’ve been like ‘well just try you don’t even know if it’s going to be hard’#guess what. it’s just as hard as it’s been for the past three years I’ve been massively burnt out#I hate it here why do I even do this#this was supposed to be funny but it’s actually not that funny anymore I’m so tired of only ever being able to force myself to create#nothing I do is ever all that good. like it’s fine. but in the past three years I’ve written one (1) piece I’m actually proud of#and I’ve written at least like seven pieces#which is not even a lot compared to most people who do what I do#anyway. the tags kind of got away from me. I think I should stop for tonight#meanwhile I only spent like 15 minutes on it and that was enough to genuinely upset me#mine
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Btw, for the lovely folks who don't follow me but then come visit every once in a while to look through my things, know that I think you're neat and that I love you. The fact that you know you don't want to see my shit on the reg, (I understand, I AM chaos) yet still coming to visit is really nice💙It genuinely warms my heart and I find it really sweet.
#I mean it's why I tag stuff!! :D as I know some people only want to see certain things!!!#btw know that you don't have to follow me to be my friend :D#I know I'm a lot! I think it's incredibly sweet that y'all visit!#it's kind of funny because it's happened twice now. two people followed me after I complimented their art and then unfollowed a bit later#I NEVER compliment as a way to 'get people to follow back'. I just say shit. I always just genuinely mean it.#but the fact that they were so excited that they followed immediately. not knowing what they were signing up for is just so endearing#I'm happy I caused you joy for those short moments :D I'm not hurt or offended at all!#Mad rambles
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finished reading matthew ward's english translation of albert camus's The Stranger and can i just say: meursault just like me fr.
#meursault's aspd & autistic swag?!?!?!??! cluster b sweep???#mango japery#also i didn't expect him to like. Genuinely like and love and enjoy Marie#commentary i've heard has convinced me of otherwise#meursault loves frolicking on the beach and sleeping and being with his girlfriend#he's also so incredibly empty-headed. they weren't lying that man can live exclusively in the present#i'm so intrigued by the depths of this boring little man. he's boring in like. a FASCINATING way to me#primarily because i relate to him in almost every aspect to a disconcerting degree and it feels like i read something about myself#except for the fact where he accidentally kills a guy but like. y'know#Anyways this both influenced how i see limbus company meursault and also made me curious to how he's written#unrelated but i think it'd be cute and fun if limbus marie was genderbent. no reason i just think it'd be fun#but in part 2 of the stranger when meur's in prison there's a part where you're like Good heaven's he's heterosexual#but it WOULD be so funny on projmoon's part. if he was not that. and they adapted that particular part#though from what i've heard from projmoon i think it'd be likely that they might not touch on it#(i'm talking about when he was thinking of women)
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