If anyone is thinking, perhaps it is unrealistic that the guards opened the gates at 3am to a clearly unsafe area because Suvi, glamoured to look pregnant, demanded it, allow me to inform you that one time when I was pregnant I told some people that I was craving salsa and sour cream, and two of them apologized to me for not having that and the third offered me her own lunch.
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Every Bat upon entering Metropolis: Oh my god, what’s that!?
Supers: That’s the sun?
Bats: And that smell?
Supers: Fresh air?
Bats: And why are the people so quiet?
Supers: It’s peaceful here?
Bats: Why doesn’t the air taste chemically and feel heavy?
Supers: Again, fresh air.
Bats: And why is the sky blue here?
Supers: It’s not cloudy?
Bats: DID THAT PERSON JUST DRINK FROM A WATER FOUNTAIN!?
Supers: We have safe drinking water?
-later after they have retreated to cozy little Gotham-
Alfred, on the phone: Master Clark, I do not know what you did to them but they are all traumatized deeply from their trip.
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See here’s the problem with all the shows naming their gay men the same name
I’m currently in my 911 wee woo headspace and was reading a post about steddie, thinking about buddie going “WHO TF IS STEVE”
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I wanted to watch Izzy’s favourite film, so here it is boys and girls…free on YouTube and not bad quality either.
After watching this I have so many questions I’d like to ask him….
Rock on, Pinball Wizards and Acid Queens!
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*taps mic* um hey
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a lot of the roommates are drunk right now and one of them just went “so this is kind of the realest porn of chester the cheetah i’ve ever seen” can someone please get me out of here i’m begging
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I read normal people because I wanted to read to love, softly and I wanted to fully understand the AU hahahahahaha
oh dear. may I offer you some sympathy tissues in this trying time?
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Song Share #38: If (P.S.S Symphony in C minor) - Clibbus
I…don’t know if I have the words to describe this chaotic cesspool of absurdity. But a weird part of me loves it though xD
Clibbus is both the real band name and the enigmatic persona of Joywave’s band technician. He has been known to occasionally do pre shows before Joywave gets on stage to play. Which normally consist of music that makes no sonic sense, passionate surreal ramblings about nothing, throwing random things into the crowd, and many other wild antics.
I have never seen him appear before a Joywave show, but he’s shown up a few times during Welcome to Hellvetica. I’ve seen some of the clips and wow…I kinda need this experience at least once in my life.
Anyway, enjoy his most recent single. ;)
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women’s flat chests
STOP REBLOGGING THE GUILT TRIP VERSION. THIS POST OFFICIALLY HAS MORE NOTES. YOU GUYS ARE IN TIME OUT AGAIN SMH
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fucking obsessed with the uni town i live in
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David's BAFTA looks 🥰
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Pangur seemed happy to see me!
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not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)
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