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annotations from viewers pick DAN’S outfit, iconic phil input edition
#LMAO#this video was something else#i was HOWLING#and absolutely needed after the day I’ve had bloody hell pheeeeww#it was so good thiugh#thank u Phil for buying the most iconic outfits#dan howell#amazingphil#dan and phil#phil lester#daniel howell#dap#dnp#YouTube#phan#long post
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would u you kill me if i said story wise tpot 2 wasnt all thst great
#the animation was insane thiugh#i really only like if for That one scene#ppl rlly like to praise tpot 1 and 2 and i agree tpot 1 was a good introductory for the season#but 2 jusf wasnt all that great#and a lot of the time its is to bash later eps which i personally really enjoyed#my personal complaints for tpot is that its a bit too formulaic and i hope that changes#im aware it isnt the best in comparison to other seasons writing but genuinely anything will be better than most of post split#tpot neg#i guess? i really love this season so much😭
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Hello Taylor Silverman, repeat loser of skating tournaments. Behind that door are several professional skaters, some of them the very people youve lost to, ready to shred wicked moves using you as the skateboard. Will you admit that youre not that good at skateboarding, or will you shred to death? The choice is yours
#submission#context: this lady has lost several comps to particularly trans women and claims its an issue related to that#shes also lost skateboard comps to actual children thiugh so shes just not that good#death tw
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Actor!Kaito au where Kaito has put down the mantle and became a great magician as himself but then decided to pursue other things alongside magic.
Kaito is notorious in the industry for never breaking character in front of the camera. Every single cast member could be breaking out in laughter and Kaito would just look into the camera with a deadpan stare. His co-actor is already on the floor dying of laughter but Kaito continues with his lines, even improvising which makes his co-actors laugh harder and everyone else in the room breaks. He's always in the blooper reels but it's never him making the mistake. It's always his co-stars in tears, choking, and out of breath.
It's not like he doesn't smile when everyone's practically breaking their backs laughing. But he doesn't just smile, he grins. There's a twinkle of mischief in his eyes and playfulness on the upturn of his lips. Because, ah! Of course this is a game to him, of course. Kuroba Kaito commands you into a fit of giggles and considers it his win.
After a while, it becomes some sort of challenge to try and make Kuroba Kaito break out of character, to make him laugh. On shoots, his co-stars will try and fail every time. This man is unflappable.
But there's one man who also wanted to challenge the great Kuroba Kaito. Always had, even when he was tiny and less than half his age.
Kaito seems pretty smug about the whole thing so Shinichi decides to show up on set one day with no warning, determined to wreck havoc.
He was sooo gonna mess with Kaito.
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shit shinichi does whilst directly in kaito's eyesight while he's filming:
puts on that one blue sweater kaito loves to see him in (cause it makes shinichi look soft and it makes his eyes pop, but most importantly, because that sweater belongs to kaito).
starts sucking a lollipop. it's sweet but it's also coffee-flavored. he came prepared. kaito, however, was not.
blatant eye-fucking, real sultry, seeing kaito flub his lines unexpectedly turns him on, he's gonna visit sets more often.
lots of lip biting and lip licking. are his lips dry and cracked? yes. is he gonna keep biting and licking anyway? if the way kaito can't stop staring at him continues then of course he's gonna keep doing it.
winks at kaito. actually winks at him. kaito trips over air.
drops something behind him accidentally which leaves him no choice but to turn around and bend over. kaito actually chokes.
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When Kaito walks up to him red-faced, supposedly annoyed, but looking more begrudgingly pleased, Shinichi knows that Kaito knows exactly what he's doing.
Shinichi summons his best Conan act and cutely feigns ignorance. Kaito is sulky but the pout is cute. He understands now why Kaito loves to pull shit like this on him.
He decides he's gonna do it more.
He brings out the banana.
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(alternate version under the cut lol warning it’s corny)
there was a different version of shinichi making kaito laugh lol
it’s still about kaito being an unflappable man but this time shinichi doesn’t purposely make him laugh.
anyways, i wanted them to laugh at something stupid that kaito’s chuckles carry over to the scene he’s filming
kaito is filming overseas and shinichi is on a visit. they’re in his waiting room where kaito practices his lines and shinichi reads a book. kaito has a line where he goes, “...his chin caught...” or something like that and shinichi snorts out of nowhere, trying to stop his giggles but ultimately fails.
kaito asks whats so funny and shinichi still can’t stop laughing.
he then reveals that the line sounded like “chinko” or dick and it made shinichi laugh
it’s so dumb and stupid but shinichi has been hearing english everywhere for days and suddenly he hears kaito say something that sounds like ‘dick.’ he just couldn’t help but laugh.
kaito looks at him unimpressed. doesn’t particularly finds it as funny as shinichi does but seeing shinichi laugh so heartily pulls the giggles out of him easily.
later on when kaito is finally filming the scene, he gets to the ‘dick’ line and he can see from his peripheral vision that shinichi is trying to stifle his laugh. kaito is caught off guard and he can’t fight off the giggles suddenly bursting out of him. oh he is fucked.
they try some more takes but kaito cannot stop laughing. can’t even start the line without bursting into laughter anymore. shinichi is dying trying to hide but can’t help his laughter.
“SHINICHI! I’M SERIOUS, STOP IT!!” Kaito yells as he tries to stifle his laughter and profusely apologizes to the director and his co-actors.
“O-okay..pfft- sorry! I’m leaving now.” He leaves giggling all the way out.
Kaito can’t help but smile.
(This alternate version was cause I watched this compilation from Uramichi Oniisan where miyano’s character was laughing at dumb dick puns and it made me think of kaishin doing the same. just kaishin laughing at dumb things and inconveniencing the entire staff lol)
#kaishin#dcmk#detective conan#kudou shinichi#kuroba kaito#dc prattles#YES THIS HC IS FINALLY FREE#this has been rotting in the drafts im sorry babe#i literally wrote this before that 'kid saviour' shinichi au LOL#anyways whatever its there now#it's corny and it's mushy but fck it i love it anyways 🥺#shinichi finding the joy in breaking down the poker face but make it funny and cute 😌#ANYWAYS everyone on set can definitely feel the UST lol#but they cant help but laugh at kaito tripping over air missing cues and flubbing lines#no ones seen this shit happen before lol everyone their felt like thwy were witness to some secret part of the universe#also seeing kudou 'i will kill you with my stare' shinichi blatantly eye fuck his boyfriend is both wild and hot and feels like#a once in a lifetime experience lol#also yes kaito isnt perfect and he couldve made mistakes BUT i like to think that kaito thiugh he's retired#he doesnt want to let go of the skills he honed as KID so he as someone whose life was on the line depending on how good his act was#acting with anything else on the line seems to pale in comparison so 🤷#also shut up i just wanted kaishin eye fucking on set okay leave me alone!!!!!!!#(i added the alternate and dumber version under the cut lol i love it)
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It physically hurts to ✨️talk and swallow✨️
#and yet my friend wants to come over anyways cus guess what same stuff happening to him#its bringing halls thiugh so good
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high school sweetheart by melanie martinez
#yall im drunk#So this isnt my BETSA WORK#thiugh irs rtill good. or alr at lest#uh#yellowjackets#mine art tag#Also#jackieshauna#love sutoccert autocorrect rn
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The frustration of i want to do things and get things done but i dont have everything i need to fully complete it. Cant complete it so whats the point of working at all. Need to do things now so im not overwhelmed doing All Of It later. I dont have everything i need yet so i cant complete it and it looks bad. Cant complete it so whats the point-
#winter speaks#the point is i have some sort of chronic fayigue thing so foing little bits where i can instead of needing to do it all at once is necessary#but fighting against my brain for days on end to do even little things so im notbtired layer is exhausting itself#and things being so messy is triggering panic bc im gonna get in trouble even thiugh im not but oooh my god#why i hated moving why i eill hate moving and why i loathe room rearranging#itll be so.much better and object impermanence friendly and space saving plus my beds gonna be up high#and that eill be so much better mental health wise but The Process is making me want to itch my skin off#itchy itchybitchy and my head hurts and i wanna nap but i refuse and thats not good either and euuugh#and i just know my bed frame will be packed with styrofoam. the ridiculous amount of dread just from that#by march itll be done and my space will be livable agaim post depressive episode mess turned complete reorganization#and i can start my schedule things and figure shit oyt but right now i am miserable and itchy
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jensen learning songs on piano and actually playing and singing them for bryce makes me unreasonably crazy
#jensen has a good voice for piano too#its just not his fav#but sometimes a song will scratch that itch and he Has to play it#he fucks around on it very regularly thiugh cause its set up in his room w the roomies#he has headphones for it though#so they never hear him play#but if bryce asks jensen cant say no so..#jensen valentine#bryce lahela × jensen valentine
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Art fight has really made me realize just how many of my ocs are self inserts lol
#fitz's cursed thoughts#I'm not complaing thiugh this is a good rhing#I think everyone should have 50000000000 self inserts <3#I'm seriosuly so excited for art fight >:]
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meowwwwww
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!! MEOW!!! 🥹💗💗💗💓💞💗💝💗HIII
#HII RIVER SWEET ANGEL!!!!#I LOVE YOUU#HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?#im so sorry to have been ia for a while ; im wishing the best for u everyday even when im not here#im so sorry#i hope youve been good#wish i could bring u some desserts; anything you love#ive been watching tubbo more and more :] hes so lovely I CANT BELIEEV HE STALLED THE HAIRCUT REVEAL FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES THIUGH?? 😭😭🫂😵💫💞💖💞#MY RIVER#im sending you a paper airplane with a heart sticker and a letter inside#hey let me know when you get it 🥹💗💗💗💝#ask
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hiii did u watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind ☀️☀️ how was it did u like it <3 is ur brain feeling ok
HIHIHI YES I DID and i loved it omg😵💫😵💫😵💫 naur my mind has been fucked over 😁☝🏼
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back from the stream im somehow different and the same
#loser.txt#im gonna lay down or smth idk man#i wanna cook for someone#i smell so good rn i smell like river water lol#i walked from the stream back to the river (after i got dressed ofc) and swam for a bit there#that current freaks me out but its rlly the only decently private spot to swim around here and even then theres usually people#but i was at the end of it so no one came my way lol#anyways i wanna be someones house wife hut also have a house wife and also run away from society and also live in a city but also#and even thiugh im moving out soon i feel like ill always be tied to this place#i thought i was gonna move away as soon as i could but. here i am. still here. and now ill only be 45 mins away#idk man#still not in a good mental health place rn were un-integrating and its hard
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BIg Rice doesn't want u to know that the brown bits that get stuck on the bottom of the pot are the best part. i made a big pot of maqluba recently explicitly because of the large amount of crispy browned rice bits and went crrrraaaaaaaaaazy on that thing
i will be frank i did know this. But id bever actually HAD it with crunchy bits before. I tried to make it with the little bottom disk last time but it uhhhhh didnt work. so i had a little bit and that was good but i was still sceptical of this magical rice crust and this time i managed to make it completely on accident. i didnt notice till after i had made the post though, i dont think ill ever be able to do it again lol.
i googled maqluba and that looks so good wtf. i love eggplant. one of those foods I see a picture of and immediately know you could trap me in a little box with it like 🪤
#genuinely thiugh im going to look up a recipe rn#edit:#all these suck but im going to get the general gist#and perhaps make... something? im very not good at cooking so well see if it becomes maqluba or not#edit 2: unless its like. idk i dont want to white person snatch it from you im just like WAH. eggplant#so like... lemme know? ill be. doing my own research
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eurgh i hate when i do something tjat i know will make me feel better and then i feel better. fucked up
#me gasping and sobbing dragging my way through making an Actual Meal to consume for the first time today#even thiugh all i want to do is go to bed: this will make me feel so normal and good i will feel so so good after#and then. i feel better#augh.#mutterings
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Guy whos too busy congratulating himself on comparing getting off tumblr to unsticking himself from a gluetrap to realize that usually it feels like gnawing his own leg off so the meds are kicking in
#i am one: super prone to placebo#and two: weirdly fast matabalism. so fast no body ever fucking belives me#like edibles kick in for me in about 15 mins.#i remeber the first time i took them i started getting high forst and everyone was like 'omg stop lying your being so weird'#and i wa slike 'fine i guess ill lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling'#they beilived me after they also got high though and when it happened consistently#im not a big fan of edibles thiugh#as i was typing that 'im not a good person' came up#also true
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my cchildhood best friend had sun as her middle name and back then I didnt rlly understand it - like it was just an extra sound in her full name but now I think abt it every time I think of her and it's so beautiful somehow like I cant rlly explain it
#c#her sister was called star#man I miss her sm i tell u#thiugh i miss so many it's hard to count the scars my pwm regret has causes by now#hope she's doing good
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