LMFAO SORRY
I mean she already knew because I tell my therapist everything bUT SHE JUST TURNED BACK TO ME AFTER FINDING SOMETHING AND GAVE THAT FUCKING SMIRK OF ‘she texted you didn’t she’
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my hbo app doesn’t have episode 2, so I watched episode 3 thinking they just threw Lucius back in the crew with no explanation whatsoever
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i finally had a solid conversation with my bf’s ‘girl best friend’ and let me tell you— she’s hilarious.
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A conversation with my siblings yesterday:
Younger sister: Why are we so unlucky? Why do bad things happen to us?
Me: Our ancestor was a Salem witch.
Older brother: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
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Story time!
Could not sleep at all last night so I got up early to go to the gym today.
I usually go to the gym around noon or late afternoon, so today was my first time going in the morning.
You know who else goes to the gym in the morning? Apparently every single hot guy on campus.
You know what I looked like this morning cause I expected it to bd super empty?
A goddamn gremlin.
A gremlin in an anime shirt at that!
I’m gonna be alone forever guys 🤗
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ik most of you guys tell me you feel extremely single when i talk about my bf but i have to tell someone
today a guy in my class offered me his seat and cash was like 😠
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
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I had to go back and redo something, but I had a save file from before I knocked out Alfira just named "beat that bard's ass"
She was not mad at me the next morning this time. Didn't have to trade her a soul coin so she'd talk to me again, she was just so excited to see Mercy after writing the song together
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash
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some old Troll Twin AU doodles I finally got around to coloring woohoo!
naw but i highkey considered having them steal Floyd's talent through some sort of injection process in the AU cause they'd be the same size as him so i was like would the perfume shit still work?? who knows idk what im doing anymore
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I went to sleep with a subliminal to sleep and the only thing o dreamed was me eating cheese lol.
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