More clips from the video of Technoblade and Etoiles playing together on United UHC! I actually hadn't finished watching the entire video before editing this compilation, so that twist ending REALLY caught me off-guard.
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Technoblade: Welp, I'm ready to die instantly. Tell me when you're done, I just almost walked off with like - without the Enchant table and anvil. Would have been pretty awkward.
Etoiles: It's my enchant table.
Technoblade: Ok.
Etoiles: I want to give it to the mode.
Technoblade: Just remember the anvil as well.
Etoiles: Yeah, you can grab the anvil.
Technoblade: Nope, I'm gone.
Etoiles: [Laughs]
Technoblade: I ain't carrying that thing! It's heavy!
Technoblade: I'm not used to this feeling of like, actually having stuff.
Teammate: Right?
Technoblade: This has never happened before.
Etoiles: [Laughs] Can I have that because I forgot my Enchant table?
Teammate: Oh my god.
Technoblade: Nope.
Etoiles: Yeah, like really.
Technoblade: I gave you ONE JOB!
Etoiles: [Laughs]
Teammate: Do you guys think hot dogs count as sandwiches?
Technoblade: Do you think it's too late to change teammates?
Teammate: [Warning that another team is coming]
Technoblade: Oh god, it's Ginger, run!
Etoiles: I'm running out, I'm running out!
Technoblade: Oh god!
Technoblade: Run run run run run. Run run run.
Etoiles: Just a prank, bro~
Teammate: Why is Etoiles behind them?!
Technoblade: I don't know, man. They're - they just-
Teammate: WHY IS HE BEHIND THEM?!
Technoblade: Wait, ARE YOU THE MOLE?
Teammate: The mole?!
Teammate: Etoiles is the mole!
Technoblade: Etoiles, you piece of trash!
Technoblade: I'M GETTIN' 5v1'ed, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Was a 4v1 not enough?
Etoiles: Sorry, Techno.
Tecnoblade: WHAT IS THIS 5v1?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Teammate: C'mon Techno, you got this!
Technoblade: Oh, yeah, let me just 5v1.
Etoiles: You got this!
Technoblade: AAAAAAAAA Leave me alone!
Etoiles: Techno!
Technoblade: WHYYYYYYY
Technoblade: Can I get like, free therapy after this?
hey its me from the "wheres the adopt a jock update, im dying" thing. im so sorry for it. i had know idea there even was a storm and it is 100% not ur job to keep us updated bc ur doing us favour by uploading content, im sorry i took that for granted.
im also sorry this apology came late, i felt to chicken to write one innitially, i dont know if i did end up sending u one, but ur reaction to my ask came up in my feed again and i really wanted to apologise once more.
I'm so sorry for those you lost in this horrid storm and I'm so proud of u for pushing through, everyone is and I hope u know that.
I know this apology doesn't make up for anything but I just wanted u to know that I took in what u responded, u were well in ur right to be pissed off, and I now know for future to type my messages in a kinder way so they don't get taken as a ride remark, I hope u know I didn't type what I said to be rude, not that it matters in anyway.
we're all looking out for u and wish u all the best, have a great day
It's all good fam--I honestly had a few of these messages between here and A03, some a lot ruder that yours, and yours just happened to be the first one I saw when I managed to get a few hours with proper access to Tumblr (Ie not on the craptastic app on my phone, which refuses to let me answer asks and crashes when I try lol.)
Thank you for apologizing, it does mean a lot, and it takes a lot of courage to do it.
It's a weird lesson to learn sometimes, that people who don't know you as well won't always know you're joking/your sense of humor, or may not mentally be in a space to fully comprehend it as a light prod instead of a "hey dude where's my content."
I think it's also a good reminder that fandom is a community first. I know there's a lot of discussion centered around how we're sliding into a more content mill like vibe vs that community, and that a lot of us are getting impacted by it a bit--I'll be the first to say I was more touchy even before the trees because I've had a lot more weird, demanding comments lately than I ever used to get. Not just in ST either--I'm seeing it on my older fics, in fandoms that are significantly smaller and typically very drama-less. While my policy normally is to delete and ignore, sometimes it builds (and then two trees almost kill you by collapsing your house and you start biting heads off after being stuck in a hotel with your family for two weeks.)
Anyway, thank you sincerely, for apologizing. It did not go unnoticed <3
Mercury… If I start going off about the crazy post-murder sex with Yuuta that I am envisioning in my mind… the brushing grip on your hips… the biting and grunting…
IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY SEXY, ALEKS!
it gave me the thought of... maybe if you didn't know... we love yandere4yandere w/ yuuta but maybe in the beginning y'know?
tw yuuta killed someone lmaoooo also somnoish?
you know the vision, like... yuuta returning in the middle of the night, still shaking from the adrenaline, and he can't wait to touch you. so he climbs into bed with you, positioning himself over your sleeping body and rousing you with kisses on your face and neck, a little sloppier than usual. you wake, asking him "where'd you go, yuu? i missed you" in that sleepy, almost a little pouty voice that he adores, and he's telling you "i'm right here, sweetheart" <3
the intense, possessive sex fueled by his jealousy – not that you do anything that makes him question the security of your relationship, he just doesn't take it lightly when others want to take you from him, or disrespect your relationship in any sort of way. so selfishly, he takes those feelings out on you, fucking roughly into your sleepy and pliant body while you cling to him and whimper his name, whimper that "you're so deep, yuu" and "s'too much". he'll placate you with two fingers in your mouth for you to suck on, dismissing your whines with "it's okay, baby, i know you can take it" and "i just wanna make you feel good, baby"
maybe when he's on top of you, distracted by the sight of your pussy taking him so well, you notice a speck or two of blood behind his ear. dark red staining the back of his shirt collar, paired with the bruising grip on your body and the crazed look in his eyes. asking "what'd you do, yuuta?" and his demeanor shifts back into that of your sweet, harmless boyfriend, eyes softening as he smiles, like he's trying to look innocent but he just can't hide it anymore. he just had some problems to take care of, baby. it's nothing to worry about. you won't be bothered anymore, angel. you're all mine, okay? won't let anyone take my angel from me.
genuine question but is there any fandom where a character is well written by the majority. im thinking about fandom culture and the spread of frustration when people dont write characters well but. honestly in all the fandoms ive been in there's only like, a Select number of authors who i trust to write Well, let alone write Well AND In Character. character analysis and writing and getting inside characters' heads are all separate skills (all of which are trained by roleplaying fyi can CONFIRM playing pretend with your friends is good for you). there's been more than once where I've disagreed with an interpretation that others agreed with, and then I turned out wrong. or i turned out right. like it doesnt matter WHO is right it just matters that differences in character analysis exist, so even if you DO write well AND write in character, your in character is still going to be someone else's out of character
there's this sort of. vibe. that to play in the sandbox you Need to be able to make a castle, and if you can't make a castle then you shouldn't bother, and it completely dismisses the idea that youre in that sandbox to PLAY in the first place. there's this Weight of disappointing someone if you can't build something that they like, but that forgets that you aren't there to build them a castle. like, be KIND. if you disagree with someone then please make an effort to do so kindly. i dont give a shit about fandom discourse but there is a reason kids get removed from sandboxes if they keep throwing sand in people's eyes. but if they don't like your misshapen sand pile, then youre not obligated to change it. even if you yourself end up hating that same sand pile later- youre not building a legacy. youre playing. and sometimes the result of that play is out of character drivel. theres a reason there are so many authors and so few who i like to consistently read and thats because everyone is Fucking Around in their hobby space.
hash tag brag or whatever but i can build castles. ive built several that im v proud of. ive also dug holes in the sand for fun and then tripped on them when trying to get up. I often dug a hole and then got up and fucking- whoops, its a castle now, and i didn't realize i'd made something to be proud of until after the fact. the whole time while creating shit i was Convinced it was bullshit that didn't make sense. and then other times i was Convinced it was bullshit and then i was Right and i can look back and go. huh. ew. but it doesn't matter what the end result was, because i had fun playing in the sandbox
this wasn't meant to turn into a ramble but i have Feelings about bad art and art that's badly perceived and how public perception can screw with your head and how making art youre proud of is fucking. it's so difficult!!! it's hard!! it's really fun, which is why i try to make it, but i promise you it is Okay to not tryhard creativity. even if you CAN, it's okay not to do it all the time. or ever, even. fuck around find out have fun etc
Playing P5R for the first time since like a month or longer break from it and playing this game after playing DDS all the time is so weird like why are you screaming at me so much during battle? 😭😭 Literally forgot how "loud" battles are in this game lmaoo
Also I'm playing with japanese voices so they are screaming at me in language I don't understand lmaooo
[also lmao imagine if they met some SMT protag (or one of the dds protags) and fight together with demons somehow and they were like so confused like "why...why are you screaming so much?" that would be so funny]
But yeah, playing this game once in a while after playing so many hours of press turn system battles is fun, it's refreshing haha
Oooooh do you think gnomes would have their own language/dialect??
Short answer: Yes. Technically.
Long answer: I have. Feelings. About how language is treated in fantasy. Like “this race has their Own language” despite living in vastly different areas of the same world. Like. Humans having their Own language. Elves having their Own language. Elves, orcs, etc etc. Its not Bad but its definitely like A Thing that pokes at my sides a little lol.
Humans have hundreds of spoken and visual languages! Id like to imagine that in a world with other races, they would have their own variety of spoken language 😊 So yes; Gus does speak in his own native tongue. And he has absolutely badmouthed someone who got on his nerves without them realizing it lol
Still thinking about the conversation I had with my roommate’s bf like two weeks ago where he said he was scared of furries but also didn’t even know enough about furries to know they were called furries I had to figure out wtf he was talking about. The urge to become a full blown furry now. Despite having all the makings of a furry I for some reason have never ended up enthusiastically becoming one despite my best efforts. Well. With spite as my motivator here we are. Where are the furry artists, I’m commissioning both my tentative ideas for my fursonas. I’m inviting all my friends who are furries over and we’re gonna work on making fursuits. I will also make this a hostile living situation for you AND I will get the added bonus of doing fun furry stuff
one of these days i'm going to write up all that i've changed from azzarello's bullshit era and the one (1) piece i've kept from milligan (and also changed) and the only thing currently stopping me is that it is going to be so, so inside-baseball incomprehensible. and i almost never want to go reading/screencapping azzarello and milligan to add references but i Want to add references.
canon is goop, just know that we continue to ride the bus down "hellblazer ended at #250 and looks like swiss cheese before that" street.
VERY mean and RUDE punk robot TEENAGER insults SPIDER-MAN and PRESUMES him to be a CAPITALIST for wearing a GAY ASS TOTE-BAG in PUBLIC. MORE news at SEVEN.
I've spent the beginning of January moving, settling in and getting into the school semester which is why I've been gone for a little while. I'm hoping to be back with new paintings again soon! 😊