it just so happens that today, April 13th, a young man is banging out the tunes

only this way can everyone be saatisfied

happy birthday

Thursday April 13th.

ffs neil will you stop banging out those damn tunes. it's the morning, for pete's sake

We won't ask you again, Neil—we have work first thing tomorrow and it is a big day at the office: we are presenting a keynote pointpower slideshow for the big cheese over at HQ to increase optimum brand synergy across all departments ahead of this upcoming 5th annual quarter in review, and we are getting pretty sick and tired you and that f*cking keyboard playing Clair de Lune (badly) on what you have apparently decided to be your very own live IRL ten-hour loop from early evening through the night until the break of day, because you are a rat, and rats are, of course, nocturnal!! 

*

It all began on April 13th, 2006. Neil's alarm went off at around 7:30pm, just as the human world was winding down for the day. He sat on the edge of his bed, yawned, stttrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetcchhed, cracked his fingers, and got to work. He tucked his tail beneath him and took his place at his grand, multi-colored piano, and began to play. And my goodness did he play. As if possessed by the spirits of the maestros of old, Neil's claws flowed up and down the keys in a manner not dissimilar to the ebb and flow of the oceans themselves. No one could believe their ears on that day, almost 20 years ago: after so much early promise, so much self-destruction, torment, and pain, Neil finally accomplished what so many knew he could do if only he could find it in himself to achieve it: he began banging out the tunes.

Only this was something of a pandora's box. It is, as we saw, nearly 20 years later—and Neil continues to bang them out with a vengeance, regardless of whether we have to be up early for work in the morning.  

*

It is April 13th, 2009. Neil continues to play, enraptured by the majesty of the melody expressed by the delicate touch of claw on key in primary-colored plastic. As Neil reaches the end of the day's performance, a young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that this is the young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is, inexplicably, only today he will be given a name.

His name is John. As was previously mentioned it is his BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about his room. He has a variety of INTERESTS. He has a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. He likes to program computers but he is NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. He has a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and is an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. He also likes to play GAMES sometimes. 

As day dawns, Neil closes the fallboard upon the keys of his instrument for another year. John goes to retrieve his arms. And the rest, as they say, is history.

*

It's April 13th, folks. You know what that means: it's time for #homestuck and #neil banging out the tunes.  

Go bananas x

Oh Neil!! The tunes!! They are bangin!!

april 13th day !!!

happy day to:

Neil Banging Out The Tunes

Homestuck day

JUICE launch

<3

15 years ago a young man stood in his bedroom

I want both Mothra and Bai-Shwen to have weird girl vibes but in different ways . The best way to describe it is that Mothra celebrates Neil banging out the tunes

Bai- Shwen celebrates homestuck day

day 104 - 4/13/24 - neilva aribex

i told you man! i told you you weren't ready for my creature today!

happy 4/13 have a pate banging out the tunes

I HAVE AN HOUR LEFT. UNTIL THE DAY ENDS. IT COUNTS!!!! HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY!!!!

JUICE's launch has been delayed to tommorrow!

The good news is if you would have missed it this morning you have the chance to watch JUICE launch via livestream tomorrow morning! The launch will be 12:14pm GMT aka 8:14am Eastern aka 5:14am Pacific, and the livestream itself will be starting at 11:45am GMT aka 7:45am Eastern aka 4:45am Pacific

Neil Banging Out The Tunes from meme culture and John Egbert from Homestuck are both Killjoys!! happy 4/13 everyone!!

happy holidays to those that celebrate !!

I saw Neil Banging Out The Tunes before Homestuck this year ❤️ nature is healing ❤️❤️❤️