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#it is hilarious that to lower the rent we didnt just post like 2012 tumblr users we went right back to 2000s warrior cat posting
dorizard-art · 1 year
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I know everyone has moved on to that mobster movie, but I had too much fun re-enacting my warriors-obsessed dA days lol. Look in the notes if you actually want to know the lore I spent too long figuring out
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[Image ID: Image 1. Twitter portrayed as a warrior cats character called Tweet-song. He is blue like the twitter logo, with white patches and a collar with the twitter logo. Dialogue: Wait, fandom...star? What happened to Verizon-star?... Image 2. Tumblr portrayed as a warrior cats character called Blog-claw. He is tumblr blue coloured, with a scar around his eye in the shape of a T. Dialogue: oh, you haven’t heard? that fraud ran off just like you, after Sky-pelt found out god tier clan had never even given him his nine lives. The word Sky-pelt is against a backdrop of the popular “colour of the sky” post... Image 3. Tweet-song: Oh... listen, Blog-claw... you know I wanted to stay in Tumblr-clan, but with the new warrior code, I had no choice! ...Blog-claw, snarling at Tweet-song: Mouse-dung! Don’t act like that was the only reason you left, twitty-pet! You always acted like you were above us, like our ways were too cringy for you!... Image 4. A close-up on Blog-claw as he looks angrily at the camera. Dialogue: First chance you got, you went back to your cushy life in Twitter-place. And where did that bring you? Back to me, after you realised that life wasn’t so cushy anymore and you have Musk-rat breathing down your necks. You want food? Too bad, you chose head pats long ago. The word “food” is presented as a tumblr tag, while the words “head pats” are presented as a Twitter like. /end ID]
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