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lionheartedmusings · 7 months

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"so when he eats someone's leg and murders grandpas no one bats an eyelid, but god forbid i kidnap a man" — q!bad in his head probably

#qsmp #q!badboyhalo #THIS IS A JOKE #I AM JOKING #IT IS A JOKE #I THINK ITS HILARIOUS THAT WE'RE OUT HERE BEING MORAL OVERLORDS FOR SOME REASON #WHEN REALLY what's a lil kidnapping in the grand scheme of things #like objectively everyone is awful i love them all #i think cellbit should eat more people #i think bad should kidnap more workers

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ask-whitepearl-and-steven · 1 year

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Will Steven Find White Diamonds Army?

*Armani

....and yeah sure.

#im fucking with you #it is a joke #chekhov answers #actually chekhov doesnt answers #i never answer

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dariahorror · 7 months

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It is my face, when i met Nuzi first time. It was terrible, i was crying, but hoped to the end. Bot miracle wasn't to be. But Nuzi isn't the worst, is it?

#v x uzi #not canon #n x uzi #murder drones #glitch #cartoon #funny memes #it is a joke #im sad now #v is dead #lesbian

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feybeasts · 11 months

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Homie, if your indie game has

A quirky cast of former enemies who later sing your praises

Reflections on the nature of conflict and adversity

A morality system unexpected in its genre with real consequences

And a goofy friend turned foe with massive appeal that seems to outstrip the game he comes from

That's not your quirky indie game, that's

#i thought this up in like fifteen minutes #it is a joke #this is a joke #listen to me i am speaking in your ear now this is a goof

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gimmethatagustd · 3 months

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me posting reader-inserts on tumblr:

#yes I took us back to a 2015 meme #IT IS A JOKE #or is it #sorry it’s Friday #jai talks

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mysteriousssnail · 10 months

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I don`t know if someone has already done this before me but

I AM SORRY

#darkwing duck #reginald bushroot #lorax #it is a joke #snailduck art

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swtorpadawan · 9 months

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When the BioWare to Broadsword Transfer Results in NPC Layoffs

#swtorpadawan talks #bioware critical #broadsword #broadsword online #ord mantell #oc: tanasin nuiv #victims of war #jaen kett #yes i know this is unrelated #it is a joke #swtor bugs #swtor glitches #xorem #lieutenant xorem

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nonsenseofyesteryear · 9 months

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"shipping isn't morality!" yes it is. that's all morality is, in fact. you can commit murder but still be a good person as long as you have the right homestuck pairings <333

#this post is a joke #it is a JOKE #please do not start actual discourse

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oceanera12 · 2 years

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Battle Band

((My sister insisted I posted this and I cannot tell her no, SO--!))

I think this was something my sisters and I came up with years ago as an idea for a comedy comic or something. This was done in pure fun and I think any band kid can get a kick out of it.

Basically, it is a professional band/orchestra with weapons that at every concert they play at, these robbers drop from the ceiling and try and steal something. So the band fights them, usually stops them, then finishes their show without missing a beat.

The first time this happened, the band was using their instruments to fight them.

The flutes were used as swords with their owners crying and apologizing to their instrument for hurting them.

Clarinets threw reeds like throwing stars and have no idea how that actually hurt people but it did.

Drummers just use their drumsticks. When asked about how and why they are so calm when they break a stick they just say, "We break these all the time. We have A LOT of spares."

Trumpets blast anyone with sound. If anybody gets too close, they whack them.

Tubas are the barricades for the reed throwers. If anybody gets too close, they whack them.

Trombones use their sliders as swords and are actually quite proficient for how flimsy it is.

The Saxophones throw reeds as well, but also can use their instrument as a club.

The strings launch their bows like they are arrows. No one questions this because they are too scared to ask.

The piano player (and his assistant) are the best fighters in the band. However, neither of them fights unless it is going very, very poorly, for it is their job to play the battle music.

The director directs everyone and whacks people with his baton when they get too close. His baton has never broken and no one knows exactly what it is made of or how that is even possible.

The mallets are with the drummers, but they also do battle music

The piccolo player stands in the back and is the prison keeper. If anyone tries to leave, she deafens them.

After the fourth time they find themselves fighting during a band concert, the flutes get raipers because the owner of Felicity the Flute cannot handle using their flue as a sword.

The reed throwers also get wooden throwing stars, which has helped them tremendously. They once tried metal throwing stars but failed so badly that the piano player had to intervene

After that, everyone gets an upgrade. Saxophones get actual clubs, Trombones get swords, and the strings get bows and arrows (and crossbows, in the case of the Violas). Tubas now have actual shields.

The Tubas will play the Jaws theme if the piano players are "occupied."

The trumpets figure out they can use their trumpets like blow darts and use their music sheets as their spit wads. As such, they are required to memorize all of their music.

In the first battle, someone yelled, "Piano player, battle music!" Caught unprepared, the pianist launched into the Mario theme. They rolled with it, but by the time the flutes got their rapiers, he had a binder of music including: Mission Impossible Theme Pirates of the Caribbean Star Wars Soundtrack Avengers theme and many, many more!

(Side note: the Mario theme is now the favorite song of the band and what they close every show with)

The Bus driver and Stage Manager are the goalies on the side/backstage. If anyone tries to escape they kick them back into play.

The reason the piano player even has an assistant is because of that one time he had to get involved in a battle and there was no music. So a random member of the band (read probably a trumpet) went over and began to play Chopsticks. They don't talk about that time and Chopsticks is not banned from being played in the band.

The piano player is also ex-military, which explains a lot.

The only oboe's name is literally "Plot Convenience" and he answers every unanswerable question with his name. They know he fights because he can kick butt during band training (which they implemented after the 7th time they go caught in battle) but no one really knows how he fights. They are a little busy and no one really sees him long enough to nail it down.

For reasons (plot convenience) the bandits are always the same and we have decided it is the choir. No one knows it is the choir and the band actually enjoys the choir. However, the choir hates the band for reasons unknown (and even Plot Convenience doesn't have an answer for that one)

No one knows how these weapons even get into the concert. They have played at the White House and also fought there. No one knows where they were hiding any of the weapons including the band (Plot Convenience)

Eventually, they are hired by the government as spies.

("We are not spies!" "Then how did you get crossbows into the White House?" "....Are we spies? Did you all know this?" "Plot Co--" "SHUT UP, PLOT!"

Unfortunately, the piano player refuses to play on anything less than a baby grand so they are all kind of limited on where they play.

Every time a member or section goes down, there is a music cue alerting the rest of the band. (*drowning theme from Sonic the Hedgehog* "There went the director!")

At this point, Plot Convenience just raises his hand whenever someone questions something that doesn't have an answer. The director then waves his baton and says, "Everyone on three. One, two three." Everyone: 'PLOT CONVENIENCE" Plot is so proud of these children, even though he has taught the entire band they don't exist.

The robbers always come from the ceiling. The one time they didn't come from the ceiling the band got mad sooooo

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thelittlehorrorshite · 2 months

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I heard in a math class (referring to triangles or sm)

"The bigger the multiplicity, the wider the cross"

So how wide a cross would be enough to exorcise the demons out of you

#I am not calling your headmates demons seriously #It is a joke #I apologize if this hurt you /g #did system #did osdd #osdd #osdd system #did #plurality #system stuff #plural system #did memes #osdd memes

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yallemagne · 1 year

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Every time I see someone talk about how the Creature is in the right to murder everyone Victor ever loved because the young man "was a deadbeat", I'm just like "lissen not even the boy named sue went this far getting his revenge and he was far more wronged".

#it is a joke #it is A JOKE #this is a joke #frankenstein weekly #frankenstein #shitpost

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incompetent-trainer · 11 months

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My new chespin! What should I name him?

#this is SATIRE #it is a JOKE #its supposed to look awful #pokeblogging #unreality

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paradizetobefound · 1 year

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Regarding SilverAsh I think if he knows about pre-amnesia Doctor, his perception of them is two folded, and one side of that is. Well. Despite being aware of irrationality of such fantasies, he cannot stop his brain from applying a shoujo filter to whatever mental image he conjures of them. That and weird sexual tension riddled power struggle he would definetelly have had with them. Which demands progression and danger. And those exist in precisely two scenarios - first one where he wins and they have to begrudgingly accept his terms and the other one where He Loses and they coldly and a little derisively look down at him (keep in mind, they look precisely as disheveled as they are now (but even more sleep deprived), it is just that their appearance is accompanied by the trademark shoujo background and sparkles), now too tied up, perhaps even literally, in some conspiracy (he can dream, okay) and plotting his revenge and return to proper power. He probably tells himself it is what true friendship between rivals is like (very shounen of him). Doctor is probably not aware of the extent of those fantasies even if they sense something is off. Regardless, aforementioned is precisely why Doctor must never ever indulge him 100% in the whole friendship thing, which includes actually winning against him or actually losing in anything serious, at least until there is a way to avoid going through one of these two scenarios.

(also understand that in reality pre-amnesia Doctor is the local cryptide of Theresa's entourage who claims to be simply observing but is also oddly invested AND Baby Amiya's adoptive parent and dubiously legal guardian which diminishes SilverAsh's chances of actually having whatever he wanted on personal level by 150%)

Oh and on the second layer of SA's perception of pre-amne Doctor is boring and logical evaluation of them from their relevance, position, skills and possible profits and etc etc you are not reading this post for this part. Because it is SA being sane (as much as somebody like him can be regarded as sane and not suffering from intense professional deformation boosted by combination of his childhood trauma, power struggle, clan politics, victorian education and etc etc etc)

#arknights #silverash #it is a joke #doctor #long post

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emma-d-klutz · 2 years

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You ever meet someone who is so pretty you're suspicious of them? I mean effortlessly pretty, ftr, not put in hours of work and thought into this look pretty. Wary of those who are roll out of bed and pull jeans and button up on and still get complimented on their outfit by passerby pretty. See, my logic is these people are clearly beloved by some god or mythical trickster or The Universe or something, and you don't want to get mixed up with some god's little favored mortal. Something's gonna go wrong.

#disclaimer this is a joke #i do not go around being rude to pretty people because i think aphrodite is gonna smite me #it is a joke

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lovekenney · 7 months

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is there a way to unsend a ask cause i forgot to make it anon andnow i am freaking out js a tiny bit

#i truly dont think the blog i am talking abt doesnt like me #sooo they prob wont answer it #cries #hehehe #this isn't a joke #it is a joke #not rlly cause this js happenedkfFVGNEJKLFRJFw;ejfW;EFJ

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darubyprincx · 1 year

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sorry to all of the shippers everywhere but everyone in this media is aro and they dont kiss and if they do they die instantly. no more romance theres too much romance. seeing my blorbo fall in romantic love with someone is like watching a spike be put through their heart i am IGNORING it i am WALKING AWAY i DO NOT PERCIEVE i am WITNESSING NO EVIL and my MIND IS PURE

#ray's tag #please do not take this one seriously #it is a joke #mostly

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