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transannabeth · 21 days

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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#not pjo #chitter chatter #sixty five is too many but I wanna know how much a clown I am vs everyone else #polls #discord #for anyone looking at the tags: yes that first one is wrong #you have to open 9 boxes at least #but you cannot edit polls and here we are #100 #1000 #🧍

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4x01 · 5 months

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you don’t like country/folk/americana? you don’t like the soulful lamenting and colorful storytelling of poor workers and immigrants of the past? banjo banjo🪕?

#txt #to be clear i am on the hate train of a large amount of post-9/11 country. but she’s a poser

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 6 months

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#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

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adiodont · 11 months

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”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

#adioart #17776 #17776 nine #17776 ten #17776 football #what football will look like in the future #pioneer 9 #pioneer 10 #siblings #goddddd this kills me every fucking time #the future of college football #possible eyestrain #but GOD I am proud of that starfield #i woulda kicked ass working for George Lucas in the eighties istg #10k

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my-heart-of-heart · 2 months

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So we had a statement? A statement from the Magnus Institute? Regarding an artifact? An artifact that was brought to be placed in some sort of… artifact storage? Artifact storage where one particular archival assistant used to work? Anyway here’s how Sasha James can still win—

#Sasha my beloved #until proven wrong I am choosing to believe she was the one to take that statement #sasha james #tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #tmagp 9 #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

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liquidstar · 1 year

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#you guys can still rb the og version and have fun w the concept i encourage it.... but by fucking god there are some stupid ppl in the notes #the 9 stripes on the flag stand for each of the letters on the greek word for freedom. and yet i am not free of this horseshit

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locusfandomtime · 8 months

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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9 #mathblr #math memes #shitpost #locus other time #this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs #i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet #math #to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that #I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way

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werewolfsister · 4 days

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Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

#I am HOWLING LAUGHING reading the reblog tags lmaoooooo ty everyone #Phoenix Wright #Miles Edgeworth #SL-9 Incident #Rise From the Ashes #Detective Goodman #Edit: thank you for 1k+ notes everyone!!!!!#Ace Attorney #Edit: thank you for 2k+ notes guys??!!!!#Edit: 2500+ notes?!?!? 😱

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sluttyhenley · 20 days

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Yeah, that works.

9-1-1 | Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

#911 abc #911edit #tvedit #tvgifs #lgbtedit #evan buckley #tommy kinard #oliver stark #lou ferrigno jr #9 1 1 #911 spoilers #*#gotta get in on giffing the kiss #i literally sank into my chair #had to pause and recalibrate #i wasn't prepared #and i am still so emotional

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strawberrygardenkisses · 7 months

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Bonus if you list them in the tags!

#polls #concert #concerts #music #i have seen 9 so far and have 2 more to go!#going to see fitz and the tantrums and goo goo dolls tonight #I have seen quarters of change twice flipturn p!nk cupcakke big time rush declan mckenna goth babe and orville peck #I am also seeing men i trust in november #oh and i was supposed to see scene queen in may but my friend and i both forgot LOL

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bribinart · 10 months

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tears of the prophets 👁⚪️ (prints) here's a little wind-down paint from this week!!!

#i noticed i shy away from deep deep shadows a lot so i did this little practice to try and get more comfortable with em so uuuuuh shrugs #anyhoo i am love kira nerys #deep space nine #deep space 9 #ds9 #kira nerys #major kira #star trek fanart #digital art #illustration #my art

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fishmech · 8 months

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9:37 am - they hit the fuckin pentagon

#9/11 #9:37 am - they HIT the FUCKING pentagon

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demonyawa · 2 months

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Happy belated valentines day from my Narumitsu art of 2019, they will always have my heart

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #aa #demonyawa #procreate #artists of tumblr #lol at my old art #i miss them #i think about them everyday #i cant believe i was 9 when i played the games #now i am 24 goddamit

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toruslvt · 3 months

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imagine Satoru fucking his cute shy gf 🫢

mdni. ( the word good girl is used once ) creampie.

“aw, baby, don’t get all shy now, let me see that pretty face of yours” is the first thing Satoru says, not even giving you a moment to think or react as his fingers wrap around your wrists, pinning them down next to your head while his hips roll intentionally hard against your own.

it’s not fair how adorable you look, all whiney and flustered, making Satoru bite back a smirk of pure satisfaction.

your eyes are filled with tears at this point, of embarrassment and bliss, all mixed together by the soft roll of your boyfriend’s hips fucking his cock a bit deeper inside your convulsing cunt, he can’t help it, wishing to tear every single sound out of your puffy lips, to watch your eyes cross and face scrunch at the impeding orgasm that promise to make you scream.

“toru!” you beg, almost like a broken whimper that makes your boyfriend’s cock twitch, dribbling precum inside your warm pussy and easing the friction between his length bullying your small hole. he goes absolutely insane by the look on your face, sobbing louder now, fingers flexing and contracting under Satoru’s big palm keeping your hands still and unmoving.

“i know, baby, i know” he rasps, a bit of mocking hidden behind his words, although you can’t quite guarantee it due to how his actions seem more erratic, his forehead pressed against yours, taking in each detail of the mess of your face he created himself, open mouthed pants and grunts while his hips fucked into you unforgivingly, knocking the wind out of your lungs with each wet smack of his balls against your ass, “s’close, are you close?” he babbles, utterly lost in the feeling of your pulsing cunt, not giving you a moment to nod as his thumb swipes over your clit, forcing your hands to clench, locked solely by one of his strong palms.

“good fuckin’ girl” Satoru groans, tearing his eyes out of you for a brief second to watch the white ring of cream creating at the base of his cock, his chest rumbling with appreciation before returning to you, just in time to take in the sight of your jaw slacked face as you scream and cum, a bit of drool escaping your lips right in time as he explodes inside of you, painting your walls with white creamy cum that dribbles down your ass and stain the sheets below in a wet puddle just like any other night alongside your desperate boyfriend.

#satoru is a little shit canon facts #i am a slt writing smut at 9 am #gojo satoru smut #satoru gojo smut #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk gojo smut #jjk satoru smut #𐔌᭥ᩙ༉

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nagusposting · 6 months

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