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doginacafe · 9 months
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I swear i remember you saying vicky was gonna say something other than weirdos but you didnt want to make her come across as homophobic. or something along those lines Because that was EXTREMELY funny
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ggloomyangel · 6 months
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thundersucklefuzz · 4 months
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You were Marlon Brando I was Steve McQueen
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constable-rohza · 3 months
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don't ask it was for the discord
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jamalilabop · 4 days
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🐞 🍬(haven’t drawn them in a good minute, just felt like it)
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l3fool · 7 months
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So you're telling me out of all of Leonard Cohen's discography, they pulled the song that he compares him & his lover to Steve McQueen and Marlon Brando.. and lupe and Vaseline.. and made that music video.. and we still have those who doubt?
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naavispider · 1 year
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Can we please get more Spider getting carried around? It’s so cute and he deserves affection, plus I love how you write fluff!!!
When Spider was first captured by the RDA, he had been quiet, subdued, and kept himself to himself, hating any kind of interaction with the recoms. Weeks had passed since then, and now the kid's relationship with the squad had transformed from brooding prisoner to a hate-to-love mascot.
Spider was doing his usual party trick of ruining the current card game that Savine had set up, and enough was enough. Clearly, the kid felt the need for attention, so if that's what he wanted, that is what he would get.
"Hey Spider," Savine called out to him.
Spider looked up, suddenly apprehensive - he knew he'd just pissed her off. Savine didn't let anything show as she smiled sweetly up at him. "Come here."
Spider frowned, but did what she said. Slowly he approached, suspicious of her intentions. Over Spider's back, Savine gave Mansk the tiniest look. Get ready. Mansk nodded behind the kid, following him over to Savine stealthily.
"You think you're pretty funny huh?" she goaded, raising her eyebrows at Spider.
"Uh... yeah actually?" Spider sassed back, although he still was on edge, ready to run the moment Savine made a move.
"Do you know what's really funny?" She held her hands up, leaning closer to Spider like an animal about to strike. Spider stopped, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth - looking around to try and suss what her game was.
"Your face?" he offered.
"You little shit!" she grinned, finally lunging for Spider' wrists and pulling him around so Mansk could grab his ankles. They lifted him up sideways, completely off the ground as if he was the night's dinner they were about to roast over the fire. He screamed, but he was struggling not to laugh.
"Put me down!" he wailed, trying to squirm out of the grip, which was obviously futile.
Savine grinned at Mansk, who nodded back, and they started to swing Spider from left to right, gently at first, then higher and higher, carefully avoiding the fire beside them, until Spider was in fits of giggles, screaming for them to put him down and stop swinging him like a toddler.
"Oh, but it's so much fun!" Savine teased, nodding once more at Mansk. "Up and over!" she laughed as the pair of them swung Spider all the way over their heads.
"Ahhh!" he wailed pathetically, utterly unable to do anything to stop them. He threw his head back and yelled again, but to no effect.
By now, the whole camp was watching. Wainfleet had strolled over, chuckling, and Quaritch had stood in indignation at what the corporals were doing to his son.
"Savine..." he chastised, a pained look on his face as if he was trying to keep from finding the humour in the situation.
Savine ignored him. "Ready for another kid? Let's go again!" She laughed at Spider's infectious giggles as she and Mansk swung him up and around in another full circle.
"Jesus Christ!" the disorientated Spider spluttered, while Mansk lowered Spider's feet to release him, above uproarious laughter from the rest of the camp. Once Spider was stood upright, Savine let go of his hands. "You bast.. fuck you... christ..."
Spider staggered, completely off balance, swinging for Savine but missing wildly, instead crashing into Wainfleet's nearby pack and falling on his flat on his butt.
"Jesus," Quaritch muttered, working hard to keep the smile off his face as Spider tried to sit up, tangled in the straps of Wainfleet's pack and cursing every last avatar on the ship.
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moxielynx · 2 months
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tetrax mewing when
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insert Gabriel ultrakill voice lines here
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multistanasitsfinest · 5 months
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AND IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? TO LIVE IN A HOUSE THAT IS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF YOU AND ME? 🤬😭
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lordfreg · 2 years
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💜us against the world💜
tags: @carl-unironic
Fandom: ROTTMNT
AU: Vampire!
Character: Donatello
Warning: Snarky comments n fluff🥰
Reader: im going with female, Yokai-human hybrid on this one because idk it’s just more interesting🥺. And you’re a Chinese dragon hybrid
                                     ୨⎯“us against the world”⎯୧
It was a cold, October day, the perfect weather for taking a stroll down your fellow neighborhood in New York City. Ah, yes, the big apple! It was home to a lot of creatures, this Y/N knew.
Y/N was a Yokai.
Well, only half of that statement is true. Her father was a human and her mother was a Yokai. In any form, Y/N was proud of her family and her Dragon side. She used cloaking magic to cover up her dragon features like her soft ears and scaly tail. The said magic emblem was a necklace in the shape of an emerald, that dangled on a silver chain.
She lived about an average life, as average of a life you can live as a mutant. Y/N was told at a young age to keep herself hidden, as much as she could anyways. She became a fan of ushankas and dresses.
October was the one month of the year that Y/N could walk around with her ears flopping free and her tail dragging on the ground and no one questioned her. That’s why Halloween was her favorite holiday.
Y/N had awesome friends that accepted her anyway she was, except she hadn’t told them that she was a dragon hybrid. Y/N was scared that they would only see her as dangerous and scary, she could manipulate fire and she has a prehensile tail. People said it would be cool to have a tail, but it was kinda hard because it kept getting stepped on every two seconds, but hey! Still cool.
Once, Y/N asked her father why she couldn’t show her true self to anyone, and her father simply replied with wise words.
“People fear what they don’t understand, sweetie.”
Y/N lived by those words, especially after her father died when she was only 14 years old. It was sad, her mother was destroyed, but did her best to care for her daughter.
But it was almost time for dinner, so she rushed back to her apartment complex with two steaming hot coffees. Being careful not to spill the coffees, Y/N bolted up the stairs and unlocked the door with her tail, no one was around anyways.
“Hello, Nomi!” Y/N chirped, setting the lattes down carefully and greeting her mother with a peck on the cheek before helping her with dinner.
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Afterwards, she did the dishes to ease the burden of being a single mother with a 15 year old girl.
“Y/N, darling, I’m not feeling so well,” Her mother spoke, “I think I’m going to go to bed early.”
“Okay!” Y/N sighed, resting her gloved hand on her head and on her hip, “You rest up, I’ll handle the dishes and then I’ll take a walk.”
“Okay, dear,” Mother sighed, “Just.. be safe, please.”
“Your wish is my command!” Y/N saluted.
Her mother chuckled a bit, “You’re so silly, Y/N. Good night, dear heart.”
“Good night, Nomi.” Y/N smiled.
Soon, Y/N was finished with the dishes and took a quick shower before taking the midnight stroll. Night time was Y/N’s favorite time, there was barely anyone awake and the streets were mostly empty. That gave Y/N an excuse to let her dragon features show.
She lifted up her dress and twirled around, embracing the so-crisp-it-almost-stung autumn air, and let her ears flick back into visibility along with her tail.
Unbeknownst to Y/N, there were red, shining eyes watching over her. The owner was perched on the ledge of a building, along with three other figures hidden in the shadows.
The looming eyes were quickly covered by goggles with blue and red lenses. The goggles zoomed in on the girl frolicking around along the city streets. The watching figure switched a setting on his goggles and it showed the female’s Yokai magic.
“Found something of interest, Don?” The one with the blue bandanna nudged the purple one as they came into the moonlight.
“Not particularly,” Don said, briefly looking around the other city streets.
“Then why were you staring at Walkway street for, like, 45 seconds straight?”
(AN; I don’t actually know if there’s a real street in New York called walkway just roll with me here😰)
“B-Because,” Purple huffed, “That girl down there appears to be a Yokai, Leon.” The goggle-wearing hero spat out.
“Whatever you say, bro.” Leo smirked.
For the split second that Donnie had taken his eyes off of Y/N, she had managed to wander down into an alley following a cat.
Frantically searching for the darling— for the girl Yokai, Donnie spun his head back and forth before his youngest brother called him to action.
Y/N was being held at knifepoint being forced to give up all their valuables.
“I-I told you already sir!” Y/N pleaded, “I don’t have anything!”
“Sure you don’t,” the raggedy man hissed, “That’s what they all say,” he slurred his words.
Just then, four shadow-like figures jumped down from the building behind the female, weapons bared. Their eyes glowed red, and their fangs were visible.
The scraggly man looked shocked, almost dropping his knife before clasping it tighter and pointing it at the threatening creatures. As they lurched closer Y/N stepped backwards and let them surround her in a protective circle. She noticed the green hue of their skin in the dim street light, and the fact that they had shells. That too.
“If you touch her or us,” The red one stated, “And we’ll eat cha alive.” He grinned while leaning in close to the man, making sure to show his fangs off.
The man then screamed and ran out of the alley, dropping the knife and pushing Y/N onto the ground. The dragon hybrid fell to the ground with an “Oophf!” As she landed on her back.
The group of turtles turned to face her, each of their bandannas coming into view. Their glowing, red eyes became yellow in the light and their curious expressions were now visible.
‘Huh.’ Y/N thought, ‘Color coded ninjas. Where have I seen that before?’
“I’m so sorry, lady!” The orange one said, taking her hand and lifting Y/N onto her feet once again.
“It’s okay,” Y/N said, rubbing her back and smiling lightly, “I’m fine,”
“Oh wow,” The blue one stared in awe of Y/N’s ears, “A-Are those real?” He asked, stepping closer and poking them lightly.
“Are those real?” Y/N laughed back, poking his fangs as he stepped back in surprise.
“Yeah,” the red one said, “We’re all, erm, vampires.” He said nervously.
Y/N blinked, processing what he had just said. Then a look of bewilderment washed over her features before morphing into an excited grin.
The purple one was observing the dragon the entire time, taking in every little detail. Who knows? Maybe there’ll be a pop quiz about that one strand of hair that got hooked in the side of your mouth or what degree does her eyebrows rest at compared to the rest of your beautiful, glorious face?
“You mean, like, real vampires?!” Y/N almost jumped with joy, “But your turtles?” She almost shouted.
“Yeah,” Orange said, “Half man, half turtle, half bat!” He said, making claws and waving his arms around with every “half.”
“That would be one-third, you brainless sea sponge.” Purple said, lightly skidding the back of the poor kids head.
“One-half, one-third, who cares? Important thing is, I’m about 99.9% sure that we just made a new friend.” Blue smiled, pulling Y/N in for a side hug.
“I’m sorry,” Y/N interrupted, “But I didn’t get your names, who are you?”
“Oh!” Orange raised his hand and waved it back and forth, “Me! Me! Me first!”
“Okay, the uh, ninja in orange!” Y/N pointed, “You can go first,”
“My name’s Michelangelo, but everyone just calls me Mikey!” He smiled, “Or Mickey, or Mitch, or Mike, or Angelo, or M, or—“
“I’m Rafael, Raph for short.” He said, sweet and simple.
“You already know me, I’m Leonardo, fearless leader. Leo for short.” He winked.
“And the antisocial blob of purple in the corner is Donatello! Don-Tron why don’t you give a warm welcome to Y/N our new BYFFAE.” Leo said, scooting Y/N towards Donnie. “That means best-Yokai-friend-forever-and-ever.” Leo whispered.
He cocked a brow while looking Y/N up and down, his glaring eyes looking down on her made Y/N start to sweat.
Donnie sighed and stuck out a hand for her to shake, “Hello, Y/N. I am Donnie, formally known as Donatello Hamato.”
Y/N shook his hand which was smooth but clammy at the same time, “Wait, did just say the word ‘sigh’?” She asked, but got no reply.
He paused for a moment, not letting go of Y/N’s hand in an iron grip.
“Why aren’t you scared of us?” He questioned, leaning closer to the dragon, “You should be terrified that we might suck your blood or something.”
“Well,” Y/N inhaled sharply, “I just thought that you guys would like me since we’re both… sorta freaky.” She said sadly, thinking that they didn’t like her.
“Hey, we’re all freaks here,” Raph said, smiling. “You’re welcomed.”
“Well, now that’s settled,” Raph began, “We should get headed home, Dad’s waiting on us.”
“Yeah, I should get going too,” Y/N said, yawning. “Tonight was crazy!”
“Yeah, I’m sure all of us are tired, we had a big day, can we all just go home now?” Donnie said annoyed at first, but then descended into a desperate attempt to hide his newfound interest in this Yokai.
As Don was pushing Mikey by his shell towards Leo’s portal, Y/N came scrambling back into the alleyway with a pen and a crumpled up poster.
“What’s that?” Don asked, shoving Mikey into the portal.
“My number,” Y/N said, “So we can hang out again!” She smiled.
Donnie felt his heart skip a beat, perhaps he was having a heart attack, which would’ve been fine by him at this moment. His face was so red it felt like it was burning holes through his mask.
“Tha-Thanks,” He said as she sloppily shoved the paper into his hands.
“No problem!” Y/N said, running out of the alley, “Just make sure to call me!”
Don huffed out a laugh that was more of a sigh, astonished at fact that Y/N had given him (and his brothers) her number. To call her! And hang out!
“Hey!” Leo shouted from the other side of the portal, “Quit gawking and get squawking!” He said making chicken noises at the purple turtle.
“What are you talking about? That makes no sense.” Donnie sighed stepping into the portal.
“You make no sense,” Leon resorted in a mocking tone.
“Whatever.”
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It had been a couple of months since Y/N and the turtles had met, and almost every weekend they would go out for pizza. This time all the turtles had gotten sick with the common cold, and Don was the only one left standing.
“Hello, Hello!” Y/N called out, balancing the 4 pizzas on her palms, “I’m here with your food!”
The red eyes peered from the shadows of the sewer lair, hungry growls leaving the mouths of the boys. Donnie stepped in front of Y/N protectively, stopping Mikey from lunging at Y/N and eating all the pizza.
“PIZZZZAAAAAA!!!” The orange one hissed.
“Not on my watch, Mike,” Don said through a purple medical mask, holding out his Bo-tech to stop M, “Go back to the sick cave and wait for me.”
Y/N chuckled at the sight of the sick boy’s attempt to gobble up the delicious midnight snack. Mikey slid off the staff like a snake and the others looked just a worm-ish.
“Sorry about that, Y/N,” Donnie murmured, “They’re sick, so they’re more feral than usual.”
“Understandable,” Y/N smiled, “You want me to help you get them back into bed?”
“Sure,” Don actually smiled a bit.
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After the bros were safely hanging upside down, after a full meal of course, Y/N and Donnie had some time to spare.
“So,” Y/N started, looking at the hanging turtle bats, “Won’t blood rush to their brains?”
“Implying that they have brains for blood to rush too,” he laughed, “But, uh, no. You see, due to the crazy clump of biological disasters we are, our anatomy is all messed up.
We have a constant flow of blood from our hearts to the rest of our body. That fact that it doesn’t it doesn’t rush to anywhere at all makes it very easy to hang upside down.” He went on.
“Aaand, you don’t care, do you?” He said getting self conscious as he realized that his crush was looking up the entire time.
“No, no,” Y/N interrupted the bad thoughts, “Blood can’t rush to your heads because of the constant flow of blood from the heart, but look!”
Y/N pointed to the ceiling, grabbing Don’s arm and pulling him close to her to see what she was seeing, “They’re all huddled together.”
Donnie smiled fondly, “Ah, I remember when we used to do that,”
“Huddle together?”
“Yes,” he sighed, “Bats of the same family often huddle together for warmth and comfort, we used to wrap our wings around each other.”
“That’s adorable, Don,” Y/N said, still interlocking her arm with her friends’. They faced each other and kinda just stared before Donnie finally broke the awkward moment.
“Uh, you can let go now,” He mumbled almost reluctantly.
“Oh,” Y/N let go and looked away, trying desperately to brush off the moment, “My apologies.”
“Apology accepted,” the purple turtle said as he picked at the carpet.
After a few seconds of silence, Don finally spoke up about something he’s been overthinking for a long time.
“Hey Y/N?” Don looked over to the dragon with worried and pleading eyes.
“Yeah, Donnie?” Y/N faced him, trying to hide the blush from her embarrassed blush.
“Why..” He choked on his words a bit, “Why do you stay with us?”
“What do you mean?” Y/N asked concerned.
“I mean, I’m a monster and you’re,” he paused looking down at the carpet again and started picking at it, “Well, you’re not.”
“I’m not a monster,” Y/N repeated, as if she was processing the information she just heard, “You’re not either, Don. None of you.”
“Well, people don’t seem to know that.” He huffed, scrunching up his face into his usual glare.
“My entire life, I’ve been told to never reveal myself to anyone.” Y/N started, “You guys are the first people, er, turtles to accept me as I am. Even with… this whole situation.” Y/N said, waving her spread hand over her face.
“What situation?” Don asked, “The half Yokai or the cute face?”
Donnie didn’t realize what he had just said.
Y/N blanked, her cheeks when red and her ears turned up. Something, Donnie had noticed, she did when she was shocked or embarrassed.
Then it hit him like a truck.
He had called Y/N cute.
He was so shocked that he hadn’t even realized that he was holding his breath. He inhaled sharply, trying to think of a quick response to brush off  the awkward comment and bring the conversation back on track.
“Well,” Y/N said, snapping him out of his thoughts, “I think your face is cute too.”
“Why thank you,” Donnie boasted, “Wait, what?”
“Yeah,” Y/N sighed out, bringing her knees to her chest, “I’ve always thought you were handsome, but the way you focus on your work so intensely, yet your touch is delicate.”
Donatello was taken aback, was this a confession? That wasn’t supposed to happen until next week! He even had it on his calendar.
“Is this…” he paused to process, “Is this a confession?” He would blush, but you know, constant flow of blood.
“I guess it is,” Y/N looked at him with hopeful yet disappointed eyes, “It’s fine if you don’t like me back, I understand.”
“No!” He basically shouted, “No, no, no, I like you also! I mean I really, really like you. A lot.” Donnie looked away, sort of mortified.
“So, I guess we both like each other,” Y/N stated, after a few seconds after Donnie spoke.
“Yeah, I suppose,” He looked at Y/N and took a huge breath of confidence before hooking his finger under Y/N’s chin turning her to face him.
He leaned in and planted a long kiss and her lips. Y/N was shocked, but promptly kissed back, making Donnie relax into the kiss. They both pulled away, breathless, and feeling like all was well in the world.
“Wow,” Donnie was only able to mumble out.
“Agreed,” Y/N smiled.
“AWWWWWWW,” they heard from above, “That’s adorable!” Leo slurred.
“LEON!!” Donnie growled before lunging at his brother, before Leo was saved by his Don’s new girlfriend.
“It’s okay, Don,” Y/N said, patting the top of the grumbling turtle.
“Well, now that loud mouth knows, everyone’s gonna hear about it.”
“Let them talk about us,” She said, “We’ve got each other and that’s enough.”
“Us against the world.”
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trash-ette · 5 months
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What dat mouf do 😝
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How I love it when you're just trying to analyse a song and the metaphors used so you can improve your own writing (not songwriting, don't have that type of talent, actually, I'm merely capable of writing a story but, you know, I try) and suddenly you're on the fandom wiki page about theological villains, which, by the way, you didn't even know existed until now and that, of course, is your new favourite corner of the internet. What a great time to be alive.
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entangledsongbird · 1 month
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Is this what you wanted?
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We get drunk
We get high
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We pop pills until the morning we don’t care, we don’t mind
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Pretend everything is awesome, while the world burns outside
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Is this what you wanted?
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guerrilla-operator · 10 months
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Leonard Cohen // Is This What You Wanted
You got old and wrinkled I stayed seventeen You lusted after so many I lay here with one You defied your solitude I came through alone You said you could never love me I undid your gown And is this what you wanted To live in a house that is haunted By the ghost of you and me? And is this what you wanted To live in a house that is haunted By the ghost of you and me?
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totally-just-trash · 10 months
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They welcome you, you'll be here forever.
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disorientation-of-vkt · 10 months
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Happy Pride Month take an abandoned wip
bye
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