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bunfloras · 3 months
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what do you mean tallulah lost a life.
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owlito · 1 year
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Party!! ✨✨
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lostwriter--xx3 · 6 months
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Okay but hear me out, Fifth YearJames would definitely be the type of guy to not want to wash his hands after returning to dorms after outdoor classes. And Sirius, like the clean freak he is, would def nag him to wash his hands. And James, being oh-so-idc would probably be like "BuT I DiD" and Sirius would be dubious about it and then it would be discovered that no one had actually seen James wash his hands and then Sirius would drag him to the bathroom and wash his hands himself, chiding James for being a silly lil idiot and that was James' aim all along — he just wanted Sirius to hold his hand and to be his silly lil idiot
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lythecreatorart · 2 months
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He DID move on from HZ tho, to different area of feeling XD
His younger self kicking and screaming
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When your homie got bored and want to start shit
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Psst Dick Grayson will always be called Dick. That way when someone slips up and calls him by his actual name in the field, people just think he's being insulted.
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for all u terzo and omega shippers
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there’s a lot of fucked up shit on my Pinterest
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sigery · 8 months
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There's a really harsh storm and the main power at the bunker goes off. The back up generator switches on, but the generator is on its last legs.
Solar Flare connects himself to the system, demanding Eclipse get in the body too. Usually he's reserved and obedient, but he won't take a no this time.
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sapphire600 · 1 year
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Oswald: I cannot believe you used a coupon for my surgery! How could you go to a place that even offered a coupon? How much did you save, Ed?
Edward: I don't want to say.
Oswald: I wanna know how much you saved.
Edward: (pauses) Half off the second eye.
Oswald: Half off the second eye. That's wonderful. You know what, sweetie? Next time you want to give me a gift, just hand me a $100 bill and stay the hell away from me.
Edward: Ok, Oswald, you know, I get it, ok? All my gifts suck. Why don't you just throw your eyeballs in the goodwill bag?
Oswald: Oh, I cannot believe you are still trying to make me feel guilty about this!
Edward: Yeah, well, you hurt my feelings!
Oswald: Well, you blinded me!
Edward: So we're even!
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A Rehearsal for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
ACT I (The only Act necessary)
The PLAYER paces with a binder in hand. ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN are on center stage with the horse’s HEAD and ASS both in costume as the pantomime horse. Other actors are strewn about the theatre and set designers work on various projects.
PLAYER: From the top! Action!
ROS: (flips a coin; catches it) Heads
PLAYER: Stop! Rosencrantz, you have to show conviction! Wonderment at your predicament! A coin just doesn’t land heads up seventy times in a row.
ROS: It doesn’t? It’s been landing heads up this whole time, that’s almost a hundred and twenty now.
PLAYER: Believing the coin is landing heads up is a great start but coins don’t land heads up that many times in a row.
GUIL: He’s right though, it has been only landing on heads this whole time.
ROS: See! It’s not impossible that a coin could land heads up that many times because it’s already done that and more!
GUIL: Is the coin weighted?
ROS: Why would someone weigh a coin?
GUIL: Why would a coin land head up a hundred and nineteen times in a row?
HEAD: Maybe it’s a gambler’s coin.
ROS: (taking a step back) The horse speaks!
ASS: You know who we are Rosencrantz
GUIL: What creature can speak words from their behind?
PLAYER: Enough! Let’s move on to another scene.
(The TRAGEDIANS walk on the stage, and so does the PLAYER)
GUIL: I thought you were directing.
PLAYER: (still standing where he was in the beginning and certainly not on stage) I am, now action!
PLAYER: (on stage) Halt! It’s lucky we caught you.
GUIL: Were you looking for us?
PLAYER: No but we certainly need you! (he turns to his troop) Places everyone!
(The TRAGEDIANS start setting up a makeshift stage)
PLAYER: We are the Tragedians, and we are glad to come across you lest we grow rusty. For extra coin you may participate in debauchery, otherwise, we can perform any genre you would like to see.
(The TRAGEDIANS bow)
ROS: What kind of debauchery?
PLAYER: (off stage) Cut! Rosencrantz, that’s not your line!
GUIL: I didn’t say anything.
ROS: Didn’t you?
GUIL: No, you’re Rosencrantz
ROS: Can’t I ask questions when I have them Player?
PLAYER: (on stage) I’ll be happy to answer them.
PLAYER: (off stage) You aren’t supposed to follow that line of questioning until later
GUIL: When’s later?
ROS: What line of questioning?
PLAYER: (on stage) Player, maybe we should show them later
PLAYER: (off stage, sighing) Altright (he claps once) Speed it up.
(The TRAGEDIANS run offstage while OPHELIA runs onstage, chased by HAMLET. He grasps her hand before they split apart and take off in different directions. CLAUDIUS and GERTRUDE enter.)
CLAUDIUS: (to ROS and GUIL) We have need of you.
GERTRUDE: Visit my son.
(They exit the stage swiftly. POLONUIS enters, chasing after CLAUDIUS)
POLONIUS: Sire, I have found out why Hamlet acts so strangely!
(POLONIUS exits)
ROS: I want to go home.
GUIL: Which way did we come in?
ROS: Why is everything so fast?
PLAYER: (off stage) Resume normal speed!
GUIL: Why are we here?
ROS: For Hamlet, we’re his friends, aren’t we?
GUIL: What’s wrong with Hamlet?
ROS: How should I know?
GUIL: Didn’t the King just tell us?
ROS: Did he?
GUIL: That’s the same question.
ROS: Statement!
GUIL: Since when were we playing questions?
ROS: Isn’t it in the script?
GUIL: What script?
ROS: Hamlet’s father died!
GUIL: Of course he did, you fool.
ROS: Isn’t that why he’s upset?
GUIL: Should be.
ROS: How would you feel if you were Hamlet and your father died?
GUIL: How long ago did he die?
ROS: Not too long
PLAYER: (off stage) Play!
(The TRAGEDIANS rush back on stage, bringing another stage with them. PLAYER (on stage) lounges on a couch while he plays the flute.)
ROS: We’ve seen this before, haven’t we, Guildenstern?
(GUIL does not respond)
ROS: Rosencrantz!
GUIL: This looks familiar
(The TRAGEDIANS rush through the next few scenes, depicting what has happened and what has yet to come.)
GUIL: I’ve got it! They played for us in the woods.
ROS: I thought they didn’t
GUIL: We met them there though
ROS: Then they must have
GUIL: But did they play for us?
ROS: They most certainly did.
GUIL: I don’t remember them playing.
ROS: Statement!
GUIL: Questions was a different time.
(The TRAGEDIANS exit the stage and bring their stage with them. HAMLET enters as crew members roll a boat scene on stage.)
ROS: Where are we?
GUIL: We’re on a boat?
ROS: Since when?
GUIL: Since now. Do you have the letter?
ROS: What letter?
GUIL: (patting his pockets) Oh, I have the letter.
ROS: From the King?
GUIL: Yes.
ROS: Well we better protect it. What do we tell him?
GUIL: Well we say we’re here to deliver this letter.
ROS: And then what?
GUIL: And then he reads it. (GUIL opens the letter and scans the words).
ROS: What’s it say?
GUIL: Hamlet is to die.
ROS: That’s not what the letter says.
GUIL: This is the first letter.
ROS: But Hamlet doesn’t die
GUIL: He does
ROS: No he doesn’t
GUIL: You’re right, he doesn’t
PLAYER: (on stage) Everyone marked for death must die.
ROS: I thought you were directing
PLAYER: (off stage) I am!
GUIL: We aren’t meant to die
PLAYER: (on stage) Were you not paying attention?
GUIL: To what?
PLAYER: (on stage) Me
ROS: You?
PLAYER: (on stage) Yes, me
ROS: No you aren’t
GUIL: He isn’t?
PLAYER: (on stage) Yes, I am
GUIL: The letter changed
ROS: Where’s Hamlet?
GUIL: Why’s everything so fast?
PLAYER: (on stage) We have a skimmer in our midst
ROS: Are we dying?
GUIL: We aren’t supposed to die.
ROS: We are.
GUIL: What’s the point then?
ROS: Why should there be one?
PLAYER: (on stage) There’s always a point in tales
GUIL: Not this one
ROS: No, there is a point to this one.
GUIL: Not with us though.
PLAYER: (off stage) Cut! That’s all the time we have for today. See you all tomorrow bright and early!
ROS: Why’s it ending?
HEAD: You don’t need to stay in character
GUIL: But this isn’t how it ends.
PLAYER: (on stage) No, it isn’t
PLAYER: (off stage) This time it does.
(Everyone files out except for GUILDENSTERN and ROSENCRANTZ. The lights turn off and they remain on stage standing in the dark.)
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worldsworstblorbo · 2 years
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Sketched this when i finished the crown for the cosplay. Wish we could’ve seen more of Godrick before going batshit with the grafting.
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klariwitch · 2 years
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do vulcans actually use chopsticks instead of forks or is this another thing the fandom has made up to fuck with me
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yoonia · 3 months
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Fae prince Yoongi meets warrior fae Hoseok and they travel together to find the little fighter fairy Jungkook so they could fight against dark fae prince Taehyung.
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bruggle · 11 months
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moonysweirdtoast · 2 years
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Okay but if we’re rolling with the Jewish Bucky headcanon that makes his story ten times sadder?
Because imagine him before cacw remembering that he’s jewish and getting back into it and then it hits him that Hydra is NAZIS.
Bucky Barnes- a Jewish man- was brainwashed by NAZIS.
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ajax-the-gay-icon · 1 year
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 I just-
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Was no one gonna tell me??????????? Is this canon????????????
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today in Bilingual Failure, I had not realised until this very moment that κανονικό (kanonikó) is the source of the word canonical
in modern Greek it just means "normal"
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