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archiverstappen · 1 month

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the cat sitter (part 15) ✧ max verstappen

max verstappen x fem! reader

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loosely inspired by the story on how max lost his cat

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landonorris Never beating the crazy cat lady allegations

danielricciardo 😍

yourusername i miss you ed, edd, and eddy. gone... but never forgotten 😿

↳ maxverstappen1 you named them?

↳ yourusername yes? 🤷‍♀️

username i dont care guys this is enough sign for me, it’s canon

username please tell me that she at least kept one of those cats

↳ yourusername maximus won’t let me keep them 💔

↳ maxverstappen1 Pretty sure that’s illegal 🤗

bffusername so is this the reason why you always take so long on your dates? because y/n can’t resist touching every single cat on the streets? [deleted]

bffusername cool pics! 😁👍

↳ yourusername ouH GIRL WHEN I CATCH YOU

↳ username PLEASE TELL ME THAT I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THE DELETED COMMENT 😭

username don’t know about you guys but the hand on her head awakened something feral in me

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landonorris He got game after all

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↳ landonorris OUCH??

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maxverstappen1 Lovely 🤍

bffusername this cake looks way better than maximus' birthday cake, progress!! 💪🏼

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bffusername now i'm curious, what did you say during mario kart? 🤔

↳ maxverstappen1 A lot of curse words

victoriaverstappen Enjoy your holiday guys, see you soon! 🧡

↳ yourusername MAX AND I WANT TO BABYSIT LUKA AND LIO AGAIN!!

↳ maxverstappen1 Y/N......

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maxverstappen1 More passion, more energy ❄️

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yourusername i kinda hate you right now ngl

↳ maxverstappen1 She's so brave, she's well behaved, she's not afraid 💪🏼

↳ yourusername HUSH

yourusername delete??? or i'll post a video of you dancing to 'paint the town red'??

↳ maxverstappen1 YOU WOULDN'T DARE

↳ yourusername I SAID WHAT I SAID 👹

↳ username y/n i would give you my cat if i could see a video of max doing a tiktok trend 🧎‍♀️

↳ yourusername check your dm please xoxoxoxo

yourusername MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK 🕺🏽

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alex_albon Fucking finally 😮‍💨

landonorris I called dibs on being captain of the ship

↳ bffusername hi there, sorry to bother you. y/n's bff here. that position is already taken 🙏

↳ username speak uP? danielricciardo

↳ danielricciardo I don't engage in useless banter, I already have the position of being the godfather of their future child 😁

↳ landonorris exPLAIN??? maxverstappen1 yourusername

username the fact that this post has better engagement than max's wdc post i-

username now we know how max knew all of the viral tiktok sounds 😭

↳ yourusername we're planning to make a tiktok couple account

↳ username ?!??!?!??!?!??! ARE YOU FOR REAL

↳ yourusername please don't take it seriously, I WAS JOKING 😁🙏

author's notes: eden the scammer is back after 2 months guys, so sorry for making you guys wait too long (and giving you guys false hope) 👹 really hope you guys liked this one hehe, i also take additional request for tcs!! (but as you probably know, it's gonna take me 8273 years to finally post it). there are some references from my lando series in this part, so if you're interested you can also check it out 😙 LOVE YOUUUWWW, now i will hibernate for another 5 months 🤸‍♀️

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ilovequeenkouren · 4 years

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yotd characters having social medias

jaeha = @ thot smasher 69

u cannot change my mind. i am correct. i always am correct. he would seem like an instagram guy, but he actually is very relevant on twitter. he posts mirror selfies on twitter. he has political statements and every one of them is about his abdominal muscles. he goes to concerts and ends up signing autographs for teenage girls. jaeha posts bad photos of kija’s bed head. he’s the type to not follow back the relevant celebrities who follow him. jaeha only follows brittany (kombucha girl) and the happy hungry bunch.

yona = @ princess yona of the dawn

bruvv! she only has twitter, tumblr, and instagram. instagram is her main tho because she constantly posts about archery and swords. yona is my god. yona has that cutesy “ill kill u” aesthetic on tumblr, so she has a lot of attention coming from this cursed site. she really only has twitter so she can keep up with (my lord and savior) hak’s bullshit. yona has all the hype because she’s not controversial at all & she deserves the hype. somewhere on the internet there’s a video of yona beating up jaeha. it happens.

hak = @ evil fifth dark dragon

hak has a tik tok. hak has a twitter. hak loves kpop. fun fact. i spit bars and facts. hak has soo-won blocked on all social medias. he’s the reason why yona’s tl on twitter is filled with memes. he’s dangerously close to becoming an eboy on tik tok, and he only posts about his glaive & yona. hak is followed by so many people but he only follows one (1) person. it’s yona if u didn’t know. hak likely has a secret account where he does really sketchy things because he’s Like That. people flock to him on the streets.

kija = @ white claw 1

kija is totally oblivious to the fact that his username is also an alcoholic bev brand but nobody has the guts to tell him. hak and jaeha tried to tell him but were prevented by Mother (yoon). he has a youtube and a vsco. kija’s too soft to be on literally anything else. he’s a vsco girl. on his youtube channel, he thinks he’s growing immensely popular because of his sweet cool content but it’s really because he’s cute. kija does those “day in the life” and “study with me” videos because he’s so uwu. i love him.

soo-won = @ emperor soo-won

every goddamn post is just him shaking hands with random important people. sometimes he stalks yona’s twitter account. and hak’s twitter account. his content is the blandest content on the planet but people still follow him because he’s a looker. like whew he’s gorgeous. he’ll literally post “Meeting with the Earth General Lee Geun-Tae went well. Looking forward to speaking soon!” and attached is a shitty photo of the two of them looking like idiots and all the comments would be like “omg king! love ur vibes! ughhh! secured!!” ngl i absolutely love dragging soo-won thru the dirt but i love him too

zeno

zeno doesn’t have a social media. he’s literally absent on all platforms and it’s the funniest thing. like he’s in the background of the happy hungry bunch’s photos and some of the comments are like “whose mans is this?? tf??”

shin-ah = @ pukyuu ao

his social media is run by his pet squirrel. every photo is just a photo of ao and it gets shin-ah clout. oh my god shin-ah is a clout chaser. however, a photo of shin-ah was leaked on the internet, and the internet went feral. after much convincing from yona and jae-ha, shin-ah posted his first selfie. he takes selfies like a facebook mom. he captions a photo “At Disneyland” and it’s just zoomed in photo on shin-ah; you can see nothing in the background. he also posts food photos. he’s a legend. nobody has seen him take off his mask but everyone is so chill about it. however, there are some hardcore shin-ah stans out there though who jump him and try to take off his mask. they are stopped by the hhb.

yoon = @ mother yoon

yona got this account for yoon. yoon is an internet grandma. he wants to change his username but he doesn’t know how. he’s obsessed with pinterest recipies and even makes his own. on his youtube account, he posts diy videos and how to cook food videos. once he was a critic on a cooking show. he met gordon ramsay once. he’s in an episode of diners, drive-ins, & dives. he’s everywhere, man. idk what to tell u. yoon, who is useless at technology, is very relevant on all platforms. everyone calls him mom. he yells at a camera for thirty minutes straight about taking care of yourself and self care. nobody gets mad because yoon’s an absolute god. there’s so many videos on the internet of yoon going feral because of the hhb’s stupidity.

#akatsuki no yona #yona of the dawn #incorrect yona of the dawn quotes #hak #son hak #Yona #kija #Shin-ah #jaeha #Yoon #soo-won #zeno #yotd headcanons

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