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Y/N: So if a regular cat says meow
Natasha, half asleep: Yeah…?
Y/N: does that mean a Texan cat says meowdy?
Natasha: God dammit Y/N it’s 3am!
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Wanda: *Eating m&ms and watching the movie*
Y/N: *a little intoxicated, gazing obsessively at Wanda*
Y/N: “YOU’RE GOING TO BE SUCH A MILF”
Vision: 👀
Agatha: 🤨
Nat: 🤷🏻♀️
Pietro: ☺️
Wanda: “Uhm thank you?”
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Wong: Y/n, do you know your tongue is purple?
Y/n: Really?
Wong: Stephen, your's is too.
Y/n: We just had some slushies
Wong: I didn't know they made them in grape flavor.
Stephen: I had a red one.
Y/n: I had a blue one.
Wong: But why are your tongues... Oh!
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Y/n:"ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!"
Avengers:*Staring at Y/n*
Y/n:"AHEM...Natasha is hot, Wanda deserves better, and Yelena is also very hot...that is it....thank you for your time"
Avengers:"..."
Peter:"fax tho"
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Tony: you're a wizard right? What's your school house?
Stephen: my what?
Tony: don't you get sorted into 4 houses at your magic school?
Stephen: I'm NOT Harry potter
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Y/N: If I throw a snowball at you, will you turn into a smurf?
Loki: It would depend on the conceptual aspects revolved around the matter.
Y/N: …
Y/N: You have no idea what a smurf is, do you?
Loki: Absolutely not, darling.
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OK so- something that’s been bothering me since watching Moonknight is, Oscar Issac plays Steven/Marc/Jake right? Oscar Issac also plays Poe in Star wars, and it’s canon that the star wars movie franchise exists in Marvel because Peter and Ned are fans of it so- how are they gonna deal with that? is it just gonna be like -
Marc: Spiderman, nice to meet you
Peter: Poe?!?
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Y/N: Hey Kate, do you play soccer?
Kate: Yeah..
Y/N: Because you’re a keeper
Kate: Actually I’m a center forward
Y/N, Yelena, Peter, Clint, Wanda, America: ….
Kate: What?
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Kate Bishop *gay* panicking...Pt. 2 of 🌈
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Marc: Steven, you there?
Steven: I'm sorry, Steven can't reach the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
*Beep*
Marc: Not funny, Steven.
Jake: I thought it was pretty funny.
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Thor after losing everyone except Valkyrie and Lady Sif and being forced to take care of an 8yo: I’m fine.
Wanda after losing her imaginary kids: I WILL DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE!!!!
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Clint, high off pain meds: That’s my boyfriend!!!!!!
Bucky, fondly: Your Husband, Clint.
Clint: *gasps* EVEN BETTER!!!!!
(i imagine hes making this exact face)
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Yelena: “I don’t want dating advice off you two”
Nat: “why not? I’m your big sister it’s my job”
Steve: “and I’ll have know I’m in a very healthy long term relationship”
Yelena rolling her eyes: “if I wanted advice on how to date a mute who doesn’t speak English. Then I’d come find you two.”
Wanda looking up from her knitting: 🥺
Bucky sipping his drink: 😶
Yelena: “Never mind Kate pulls those faces too, give me all you’ve got.”
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Y/n: Hey Stephen
Stephen: Yes, hunny?
Y/n: do you want to come cuddle and lay between my thighs while I play with your hair?
Stephen: *throws the book he’s reading and starts running towards you* Fuck Yeah!
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*Natasha, who is fighting, dodging, and doing things that most people can't*
Y/n, sees her:"Fuckkkkk...I'm so gay"
Wanda, also looking over:"Same..."
Clint:"Look as much as I would love to set you guys up.."
Clint:"We're kinda in the middle of a fucking fight, and I have been trying to cover your asses for 10 minutes, while you both have been staring at my best friend so-"
Clint:*Starts ranting about how they should be focused on the mission and not Nat*
3 minutes later
Clint:"Wait...ARE YOU GUYS EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!"
Y/n, still staring with heart eyes:"..hm..oh..uh yeah listening..."
Wanda, also staring with heart eyes:"Yeah..mhm.."
Clint:"I give up...*sigh*..well..if you can't beat 'em..join 'em"
Clint, on comms:"Natasha could you cover Y/n and Wanda I need to make sure everyone is out"
Natasha:"Yeah sure"
Natasha:*Rushing over to where Clint was and see's Wanda and Y/n using their powers*
Natasha, muttering:"Fuckkk...I'm so gay"
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Tony: Stephen, I bought you the Starbucks you asked for!
Stephen: Thank you Tony... But where is it?
Tony:
Tony: wait, you wanted the coffee?...
Stephen:
Stephen: WHAT DID YOU DO-
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