Josh: Do you think I'll ever convince Scatty to go out with me?
Sophie: Look, is it likely? No. It's not likely. But... is it possible?
Josh:
Sophie: No. It's not possible. I would give up on that one.
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black hawk: tell him to go eat shit, billy
billy: tell him yourself
black hawk: EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!!
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Perenelle: Why are you in the fridge?
Josh: We're making cookies :)
Nicholas: it said to chill in the fridge for one hour
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Nick, sometime around book 4: I'm beginning to feel like our group is a rocket engine and an elevator help together by a toothpick.
Pally: How would a toothpick hold anything together?
Nick: It wouldn't
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Scathach: That's when I thought to myself, "Don't think, Scathach. Act."
Aoife: So you weren't thinking?
Scathach: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
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McGee: For the record: it was two spears, and they were not little. How do you feel?
DiNozzo: Like I've just been stabbed by two spears.
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I- I don’t have an excuse for this
Basically I was awake a little to late
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That is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I've got to make a note of that.
-Haymitch, probably in response to something Effie said
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Scatty: Only geniuses are able to say these four words quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.
Sophie: Like anyone's gonna fall for that-
Josh: IAMSTUPID!!
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Fred: You should have recognised his talent, though.
Shaggy: Ghost!
Fred: Aye, the ghost did.
Shaggy: No. Ghost. Directly in front of you!
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Nicholas: *about to do something stupid*
Nicholas: And how exactly will you stop me?
Josh: We'll call your wife
Nicholas: ...
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Mac: Hey, your shoe's untied.
Billy: Yeah, I'm aware. It's a choice.
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billy: if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
black hawk: billy if you don't let me sleep—
mac: definitely, that would be fucked up
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Dee: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game…
Billy, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Dee: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I’m really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is
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Billy: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?
Mac: "Will you please leave the premises?"
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Aoife: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Niten: It's you.
Aoife: What?
Niten: What?
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